Vol 2 Chapter 971: Instigate monkeys to fall in love

  Confident?
  Self-improvement?
  A trace of confusion crossed Gao Cuilan's face.
  She turned her head and glanced at Zhu Bajie, grunted, and said nothing.
  For a woman who can't go out of the door, can't get married, can't get married, and the education she has received since childhood is three obediences and four virtues, everything Li Mu said is no different from a fantasy.
  She didn’t quite understand what Li Mu meant.
  However.
  Longevity and immortality have a fatal attraction to any woman.
  But when she thought of a life of eternal youth, she could only be with a pig, and it made her feel quite worthless, and that attraction suddenly decreased a lot...
"Practice martial arts first, then cultivate immortals." Seeing Gao Cuilan's small movements, Li Mu instantly realized that he was playing the piano against the cow, and after changing the conversation, he made a decision for her, "From my father at home, to marry my husband, Miss Gao, you are married. Zhu Bajie is his righteous wife. Even if you are not Marshal Canopy, for the prosperity of your Gao family, you should learn more from me so that you will not be in vain to walk this westward road."
   "En." Gao Cuilan peeked at Li Xiaobai's handsome face, blushed, and nodded timidly, "The slave family listened to Master Xiao Li's arrangement."
  Gao Cuilan's appearance is very good.
of course.
  Does not look good, and Zhu Bajie also looks down on him.
  You should know that Zhu Bajie has a very high vision. In the heavenly court, he regards Chang'e as a target.
   looks good.
  The disadvantage is personality.
  However, Li Mu didn't take these seriously.
  The one near Zhu is red and the one near Mo is black.
   Persistently watch movies for this group of people.
  One day everyone will be awakened.
  There are a thousand Hamlet in the eyes of a thousand people, and everyone sees different things in the movie.
  Li Mu firmly believes that under his influence, Gao Cuilan will sooner or later become an independent thinking and likable woman!
  It is not the first time that he has changed the three views of people.
  As for Miss Gao after she has an independent mind, will she still fall in love with Zhu Bajie?
  That is something to be considered in the future.
  The first priority is to let her make changes, otherwise, love will never have anything to do with her...
  There may be some hooks that are true, love, lotus, etc., Zhu Bajie ran away with them.
  ...
"Cultivating immortals, cultivating immortals, how easy is it to teach a woman to cultivating immortals? It's better to get some sleep." Zhu Bajie hummed a few times, scratched his belly, turned over on the deck, and changed into a comfortable posture. , Basking in the sun leisurely, "Learning from the classics is so comfortable, and I won't change it for a god!"
  Tang Seng snorted, looked at Monkey King, and looked at Zhu Bajie, becoming more and more dissatisfied with the burdens that the Bodhisattva threw to him.
  One with a dark face doesn’t take him seriously; one ate and slept, and ate after he slept;
  What this master did is really boring.
   "Little Junior Brother, are you really going to teach that woman how to cultivate immortality?" Monkey King voiced.
   "Of course." Li Mu replied.
  The fastest way to change a person is to put him in an unfamiliar environment and cover her original life as much as possible with a completely different lifestyle.
  The personality of each person in Journey to the West is fixed.
  There is no way to reshape the Three Views for them without using a sharp knife to cut the mess.
  To build the Three Views, you must first break the Three Views.
   "If it is so easy to cultivate immortals, everyone in the world has gained the Tao." Monkey King sneered, "You have that free time, it is better to help Lao Sun figure out how to comprehend the way of love."
"You can't think about it, you have to combine theory with practice!" Li Mu glanced down and stood on the deck and looked down, experiencing Gao Cuilan, who has never experienced the scenery in her life, and transmitted her voice to Monkey King, "Brother, when will you not step out there? One step, you never know what love is? From this point of view, you are not even as good as Zhu Bajie."
   "Old Sun is not as good as that rammer?" Sun Wukong said angrily.
"He was demoted to the mortal world because he was drunk and teasing Chang'e." Li Mu smiled and said through a voice transmission. Just after he died, he tried every means to marry Gao Cuilan. Regardless of whether he was sincere or not, do you think he has more experience in love than you?"
  "..." Monkey King was stunned.
"The most important thing is that, except for the first time, the remaining two times, he appeared in the image of a pig." Li Mu smiled, "Brother, you have also seen a lot of life in the film. Love is waiting. If you don’t come, you have to do it when it's time to do it."
   "But I don't have a goal." Monkey King was moved by the words.
  "You don’t have to have a goal, you can look for it while walking." Li Mu said, "First of all, you have to learn to make a girl, whether it is a mortal or a female monster, if you see one girl, you may meet true love anytime!"
  "Sister-in-law?" Monkey King asked in confusion, "What do you mean when you see one and the other?"
"It means literally." Li Mu smiled, "Brother, you are making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. You have accumulated enough skills and reputation. What you lack is the skill of dealing with women. As long as you exercise this skill, you will be invincible in the world. "
  "What technique? Tell me in detail." Speaking of Invincible Under Heaven, Monkey King suddenly became interested.
"I can't say it, I have to understand it on my own." Li Mu said, "For example, just now, everyone ignored Gao Cuilan. Junior brother, I stepped forward to give her a few words, and it succeeded in arousing her idea. With the help of martial arts, walking around a lot, one come and two, the two will naturally develop affection, and over time, it is not impossible for Gao Cuilan to empathize with each other."
   "Brother, you..." Sun Wukong couldn't help but widened his eyes, and said unbelievably, "Friend's wife, don't bully. Gao Cuilan is clearly Zhu Bajie's wife."
   "I'm just making an analogy." Li Musheng laughed, "Tell you some techniques for striking a conversation between men and women."
"The so-called technique is to hook up with women?" Sun Wukong said, "Junior, what did the ancestor teach you? Does this so-called road of love really exist? Why do I feel that following your method, I finally practiced this road. Up."
"Brother, your vision is narrow." Li Mu sighed, "How can the exercises summed up by Patriarch across three thousand realms be comparable to ordinary exercises. Brother, you come with me, here is Patriarch for you A customized movie."
  "What movie?" Monkey King asked.
  "Another world, another love story about you." Li Mu glanced at him and said, "Brother, feed them some sleepers..."
  Monkey Wukong secretly plucked out a few vellus hairs, turned into a few sleepworms, and blew them into everyone's nostrils.
  A moment.
  Everyone is tired.
   Falling down, crooked crooked, and after a while, all fell asleep.
  Leave the painting floating in the air.
  Li Mu was shocking to see, many spells in Journey to the West are unique.
  Sleepworm is one of them.
Monkey King has two kinds of sleepworms. One is alive. It was won by him and the growth king. The effect of that sleepworm is so powerful that it can even fascinate the breeze and bright moon of Wuzhuang Temple. It is necessary for Zhenyuan Daxian to personally treat them. wake;
  The other is that he uses vellus hair to change, the effect is not so strong, and the probability is similar to the effect of strong sleeping pills;
  Li Mu's mental energy is strong, and he doesn't need to sleep for a long time. I don't know if this sleepworm can work on him. If it can work, it will be a big trouble.
  However.
  His thinking attributes are improved, and his senses are equally sharp. There is a high probability that these sleepy bugs will not have the chance to crawl into his nostrils.
  I have time, and I have to ask Monkey King about the production principle of Sleepworm.
  Don’t look down on this kind of gadget, but you may be able to use it anytime!
  Li Mu put the little white dragon at the helm aside, chose a flat position on the ground, lowered the painting, and took off the Qimo Youzhu from his wrist.
  Selected the movie "A Chinese Journey to the West" and clicked to play it.
Monkey King was naturally very attentive to the film that Bodhi Patriarch specially prepared for him. However, at the beginning of the film, all kinds of fragmented scenes were ordinary. He did not see anything, especially the Bodhi Patriarch is actually a bunch of grapes in the film. Stupid, his instinct made him feel a little disgusted...
  But later, for Bai Jingjing, Supreme Treasure traveled five hundred years ago and met Zixia Fairy. Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and others appeared one after another. He finally understood what this film was about?
till the end.
  Supreme Treasure had no choice but to put on the golden hoop, became the Monkey King, gave up Zixia, and embarked on the path of learning lonely.
  Sun Wukong was completely silent.
   After a long while, he said: "Junior Brother, this is?"
"What happened in the other world." Li Mu solemnly nodded, "The Patriarch felt it was very meaningful and recorded it. Without my presence, there is a high probability that Guanyin will put one on your head. The golden hoop, it’s just that the golden hoop is not to give you mana, but to restrict your actions and prevent you from hurting Tang Seng."
   "What a good Bodhisattva!" Monkey King looked back at Tang Seng and sneered.
"Brother, Patriarch showed you this video, not for you to complain about Buddhism. After all, we are here to solve this matter. Patriarch’s meaning is probably to make you look for and experience like the Supreme Treasure. An unforgettable love of his own!" Li Mu sighed lightly and said, "To some extent, the Monkey King in that world should have understood the true meaning of love. The only pity is that there is no such thing as Supreme Treasure. A master like Patriarch came to guide him and help him out..."