Vol 2 Chapter 975: Whose calamity is

Inside Tota Tianwang Mansion.
"Nezha, my father was also wrong back then. I never thought that one day the estrangement between you and my father and son could be lifted..." Looking at Nezha kneeling in front of him, Li Jing had mixed feelings and couldn't help but think of the past, tears streaming down his face. For his confession, the Linglong pagoda that has not left his hands all the time was also thrown aside by him.
But before he finished speaking, Nezha was already standing up on his knees, and the Demon Slashing Sword came out from his palm and slashed towards Li Jing: "Li Jing, if you make a mistake, you have to pay it back. Why pretend to use evil methods to confuse me!"
when!
The Demon Slashing Sword was blocked by the Linglong Tower, and Li Jing came back to his senses and sneered again and again: "I knew that your wicked animal was not dead, and today I will use this Linglong Tower to completely wipe out your hostility."
"..." Nezha looked at Linglong Pagoda, his eyes flickered, and he forced his anger down, "Father, today's affairs are quite strange, and Erchen has been confused by others, and there may be many misunderstandings."
"Are you confused before you come to recognize your father?" Li Jing laughed angrily, and wanted to sacrifice Linglong Pagoda when he chanted the curse.
"Li Jing, don't force me." Nezha showed a three-headed six-armed Dharma body, "The exquisite pagoda can crush me for a while, but not my whole life. When I come out of the tower, it will be the day when my father and son's love is truly severed. I am. The three altars of the heavens and the sea will be the great god, the Buddha personally molded the Dharmakaya, you dare not really kill me..."
"..." Li Jing stared at Nezha, pondered for a moment, and said in a slow voice, "Nezha, things about talent are really weird. It's better to be calm as you and I, don't get caught in the tricks of the culprits."
"It should be so." Nezha took a deep look at the Lingling pagoda in Li Jing's hand, took the lead in receiving the three-headed six-armed body, turned and walked out, "I will investigate who dares to plot against me behind my back..."
The moment Nezha turned around.
Li Jing looked at the exquisite pagoda in his hand, and sighed: "A sin!"
The apparent father-son relationship that has been maintained for hundreds of years is still torn apart after all!
So embarrassing!
See you next time Nezha, how should you face him?
Tangtang Li Tianwang took the magic weapon bestowed by the Buddha, but he couldn't even handle his own family affairs. How should he face his colleagues in the future?
…
After leaving the Heavenly Palace, Nezha's face flushed instantly. He glanced back at the Heavenly Palace and clenched his fists, full of regret, it, it, what did he do with his sword just now?
Kneel down!
I've been here for hundreds of years, just as good as the donkey is downhill, he is now a great of the Three Altars of the Sea, can he really be like a young man, chasing Li Jing from heaven and earth?
Not to mention that the Buddha can't live there, it's a joke to spread it out!
Ugh!
So sad.
I am afraid that the palace will not come back for a while!
…
Lingshan.
Looking at the Guanyin sitting under Xiang Xiang, his expression is quite embarrassing: "Venerable Guanyin, the matter of studying the scriptures is related to the prosperity of my Buddhism, and we should consider the long-term plan."
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face is also not pretty: "The Lord said that I was impulsive just now. The people of the Eastern Land despise the Dharma, and let them realize that the Dharma is hard to come by."
The two looked at each other and said in unison: "Venerable Manjusri and Venerable Samantabhadra?"
Tathagata hurriedly instructed Kassapa next to him: "Go and recover the two Venerables, Shituoling still needs to maintain the status quo..."
suddenly.
Tathagata and Avalokitesvara shook at the same time: "World Honored One (Venerable One), it was quite strange just now, I am afraid that someone secretly affected our thinking."
…
Liusha River.
Monk Sha looked at the small grave mound in front of him for a moment, then suddenly roared, shook his Zen stick vigorously, dug up the newly-buried mound, grabbed the heads of nine people who learned Buddhist scriptures, and slapped into the pit fiercely. A fierce man turned around and plunged into the Liusha River.
…
Shituoling.
Dapeng and Bai Xiang looked at each other, and both looked surprised.
Bai Xiang said awkwardly: "Third brother, the previous order?"
Dapeng looked ugly, gritted his teeth and said: "Where is there any order? It is designated as the ghosts of the bald donkeys in the West. There is no reason why demons do not eat people. So my brother went out to dig the cloak, and the mere mortals were worthy of me to wait for the sacrifice. Bye! My dignified Dapeng was so teased. One day, I will kill Xitian and gnaw a few bald heads before I can vent my only hatred..."
…
Huangfengling.
Huang Fengguai stared at the half-bitten leg bones, his face was uncertain, looked at the little demon next to him, and tentatively asked: "Did I just give an order?"
The little demon tremblingly said, "My lord, you have ordered that from now on, Huangfengling will no longer eat people and farm for a living."
Click!
Huang Fengguai's teeth were smashed by the bones, and he slumped away the bones in his hands: "You said, if I withdrew the order just now, will it harm my majesty?"
The little demon let out a long sigh: "It won't happen if we think about it. We are used to eating blood, but how many monsters know how to farm?"
Huang Fengguai squinted at the little demon: "Okay, you go to send the order, just say that the king just made a joke with everyone, to ease the tension before the war, let all the children practice again, and wait for the Tang monk to come. In addition. , To invite the seagod who was in retreat, I always feel that something is not right about the matter just now..."
Three minutes.
Li Hailong had already set foot on the edge of Huangfengling, but as soon as the effect of the skill retreated, he understood what was going on. He couldn't help but smiled bitterly: "It's really hard to guard against! Who can stand this bludgeon? It only takes three minutes. Time Longer, it’s a martyrdom for a group of monsters. This ghost skill is simply the nemesis of the dreamer! The dreamer’s skills are mutually pitted, this copy entered, and the loss is big!"
He stood there in silence for a moment, and whispered: "Even the world is full of love. Li Xiaobai doesn't know what he encountered? The monsters on the road behind are probably messed up because of this skill. Maybe, this is my opportunity. "
Looking back at Huang Fengling's direction, Li Hailong ran back without hesitation.
Using tiger skins as a banner, Li Xiaobai's sudden act made him no longer even need to find an excuse to appear.
The demon's heart is restless.
It is a great time for Dihua skills to appear on the stage!
Yellow wind monster?
No time to talk to him!
…
No matter how careful Li Mu thought was, he would never think of how much turmoil he had used in order to grab two magic weapons, and how many death scenes he had created in this world!
at this time.
He is following the wishes of his clients and using a peaceful way to solve the problem of overtaking Lingji Bodhisattva and Muzha.
"Bodhisattvas are all Lingshan people. Everyone is working hard to promote the Dharma, can't you sit down and talk?" Li Mu stood on the bow, calmly looking at the gloomy Lingji Bodhisattva.
"It is the deity's negligence to deceive me with the magic weapon, tease the bodhisattva, and not take you to see the Buddha." Not only was he deceived the magic weapon, but also sang it in the sky in front of the believers. In the song, Lingji Bodhisattva was so angry that he could hardly wait for Li Xiaobai's skin and bones to be eaten away. What kind of reason is there?
Li Xiaobai trapped him with sorcery, but didn't hurt him. Lingji Bodhisattva was able to see through his cultivation at a glance, so he didn't pay attention to him.
Moreover, as Muzha said.
The so-called Lingshan Buddha and the Bodhisattva bet that they do not use force to solve the problem, as long as they force him to make a move, he will win.
"Dare to fight me dignifiedly." Mu Zha provocatively said.
When he retired from the state of solo dance, when he opened his eyes and saw a group of monks pointing at him, Lingji Bodhisattva looked at him with surprise, so he didn't explode on the spot.
After discussing with the Bodhisattva, he chased up without saying a word.
Lost, messed up!
At the moment, only by breaking the gambling agreement between the Lingshan Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva, can this dilapidated situation be restored.
"No need to talk?" Li Mu looked at Lingji Bodhisattva pityingly, "Lingji, I am a Buddha, and you are a Bodhisattva. I will give you another chance to accompany us to Huangfengling. I persuaded the Huangfeng monster to be surrendered. It is redeemable. You have sinned over the years. Just now, under the call of love, you have said that everything in Huangfengling is the sin you made. In these years, those monsters don’t know how many people have eaten? Those innocent people have provoked again Who is it?"
"Shut up." Lingji Bodhisattva said angrily, "You are the sinner of Buddhism if you block the sutras. If you understand, you will return my flying dragon staff..."
The voice did not fall.
tread! tread! tread! tread.
A rhythmic voice suddenly sounded.
Lingji Bodhisattva didn't know when he changed his attire, his robes turned into a simple white T, and his lower body was wearing black cropped trousers that could not reach the ankle, and a pair of black leather shoes.
at this time.
He carried a box and walked across the clouds, making a crisp stomping sound.
Then, he put the box flat on a table, took out a small black suit from the box, put it on himself, and put on a white glove.
Immediately afterwards, he took out a black top hat and pressed it gracefully on his bald head...
As soon as he turned around, Lingji faced everyone, and the leather shoes stepped on the white clouds, making a crisp sound.
Accompaniment came.
All the people on the boat stared at the same time.
"Mike Jackson, "Forcing Lliejean"." Lu Ren murmured, "This Nima Bodhisattva dances the MJ dance. This is not a sitcom, this is an Indian movie!"
"What did you say?" Monkey King asked back.
"Nothing!" Lu Rengan laughed, "Uncle, I'm talking about the name of the song and dance that Lingji Bodhisattva will play next. It's pretty!"
Zhu Ba Jie held his breath, staring at a serious Lingji Bodhisattva who changed his costume, trying to understand what was going on? I left in a rush just now, and he didn't have time to explore!
Li Xiaobai's spells are too magical.
Being able to control a Bodhisattva in an instant, seems quite suitable for him...
"Li Xiaobai, what did you do?" Mu Zha was shocked, reaching out to try to wake up the Bodhisattva, but was bounced off by an invisible barrier.
"Muzha, listen to songs and watch dances. Bodhisattva has many opportunities to give lectures, but not when dancing." Li Mu smiled and looked at Muzha, "If you dare to do it, just dance with the Bodhisattva. I promised Guanyin. If you don’t do it, you will definitely not do it, but this does not prevent me from using other ways to influence you and get back on the right path."
at this time.
Li Mu's mood is very good.
When using skills on Lingji Bodhisattva, he subconsciously flashed MJ's dancing posture in his mind, and at the same time chanted the song title of "Little Apple" in his heart.
As a result, MJ's "Forcing Lliejean" jumped out, but Little Apple didn't.
In other words, the skill will match the song based on his image, but will not execute it based on the song title.
Although there has been a certain deviation, this is enough.
Before leaving the mission, he made up a lot of MV clips, but as long as there are a few who can match, those who have no good intentions to him drink a pot!
The effectiveness of MV visualization is much more comfortable than dancing together!
of course.
It is also more comfortable than soap operas, at least this can be controlled by yourself.
Mu Zha had already squeezed the iron rod tightly, and was trying to fight Li Xiaobai, but when he heard these words, he froze at the time.
At this moment.
Only then did he realize that he could not intervene in the struggle between the Buddha and the Bodhisattva. Even if the Lingshan Buddha did not use force, it was enough to play him in the palm of his hand.
He was even more fortunate that Lingshan Buddha didn't put him in his eyes from beginning to end.
Snapped!
With a sharp snap of his fingers, Lingji Bodhisattva stood on his toes and placed one hand on his crotch.
In the rhythm of music.
Pushing forward with the most standard movements again and again...
Tang Seng has watched a few MVs and has a certain degree of psychological preparation.
But suddenly seeing such a stimulating action, his mouth opened slightly, and the whole person was stunned.
Zhu Bajie's eyes were round and his chin fell on his chest. A few simple movements and a strong sense of rhythm made him get goose bumps...
"what!"
Gao Cuilan, who had already hid in the cabin, ran out again when she heard the movement, but saw this scene.
A short scream.
then.
He quickly covered his mouth, his face turned red in an instant.
Gudong!
Gudong!
Muzha couldn't help swallowing saliva.
Sweating.
That's it!
That's it!
Seeing the Bodhisattva so ugly, Lingji Bodhisattva was afraid that he would hate him deeply.
Li Xiaobai is too cruel!
I knew it.
He should find an excuse to run back to the west to report to the Guanyin Bodhisattva.
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…"
The unfamiliar tone sounded from the Bodhisattva's mouth.
Madden.
simply.
With the neat movements, it is suffocating!
"Cool!" Lu Ren's eyes lit up, he subconsciously imitated a few actions, and kept muttering, "It's a worthwhile trip, it's a worthwhile trip!"
"Lingshan Buddha, what language is this?" Tang Seng asked subconsciously. The previous singing was still understandable, but what he saw now made him feel uncomfortable, and he always felt something agitated in his body.
"San Zang, if you don't understand it, you can understand the charm." Li Mu turned his head, smiled at Tang Seng, and said, "Serious patients need to take strong medicine, and the upper and lower Lingshan are already decayed. Only when they drink it, can they wake up and return to righteousness. It won’t take long for Lingji Bodhisattva to repent."
Drink it on the head?
Tang Seng's eyes twitched violently a few times, and he didn't know what to say, so he could only helplessly say a Buddhist horn.
Monkey King looked at the dancing Bodhisattva with great interest, and became more and more curious about the magical powers created by Bodhi Patriarch.
He just doesn't quite understand.
What did the Patriarch who became an observer experience?
In order to create such an evil and weird magical power!
Is this the true temperament of the Patriarch?
"Mu Zha, what do you think?" Li Mu suddenly looked at the dull Mu Zha in the sound of the music and asked with a smile.
What can i see?
I'm just a small person, I don't dare to look at it at all!
Muzha was almost crying, he swallowed and bit his scalp and said: "Lingji Bodhisattva has indulged Huang Feng as a misfortune for many years, so he deserves to suffer this hardship..."