Vol 2 Chapter 982: Cut the mess with a quick knife

Seeing Li Mu returning alone, Lu Ren asked, "Where is Muzha?"
"Sent away." Li Mu said, "I said yes, let him go after Huangfengling, we can't talk too much."
"Goodness, goodness." Tang Seng said the Buddha's name, admiring Li Xiaobai more and more. Compared with the Buddhism who counted all the agencies, Li Xiaobai was simply not too magnanimous.
Facing Lu Ren's puzzled eyes, Li Mu said: "After receiving the sand monk, the Four Sages will try Zen Mind next. We can't miss this step. Therefore, I asked Mu Zha to go back and inform the Bodhisattva to prepare."
Lu Ren's eyes widened, as if to say, are you kidding?
Li Mu gave him a reassuring look and said, "Everything is under control."
Monkey King approached the channel and asked: "Xiao Bai, what are the Four Saints trying to Zen mind?"
The mystery of Transsion has been cracked. To Monkey King and other great powers, Transsion is no longer a secret, and information can be intercepted halfway at any time.
"Manjusri, Samantabhadra, Guanyin, and Li Shan's mother are the test of Tang Seng. However, it should become our test of them now." Li Mu looked at Yuanshan and explained the sound transmission.
Hear the words.
Sun Wukong was stunned for a long time before he said, "Little brother, take a moment. A few Bodhisattvas are no better than Lingji. They have great magical powers. Maybe one of them will annoy them, and the brother is afraid that it will not be too late to save you."
"Brother, just put my heart in my stomach, I have a sense of measure." Li Mu replied with a smile.
Huafang started.
Everyone set off again.
After the Huangfengling incident, the psychology of everyone on the ship inevitably produced strange thoughts. Li Xiaobai's behavior was too obvious, and he wanted to subvert the current situation.
"Master, you really became a Buddha from Lingshan?" Gao Cuilan asked timidly with her eyes flashing.
"Of course." Li Mu smiled and nodded.
"Who is better, you or the Buddha?" Gao Cuilan continued to ask.
"It is more powerful than power, mana, and Tathagata." Li Mu thought for a while and laughed, "but in terms of magical powers, you, master, and I are number one in the three realms."
"Really?" Gao Cuilan's eyes lit up.
"Of course." Li Mu smiled and nodded.
"Can the disciple learn your magical ability to become a dog?" Gao Cuilan secretly glanced at Zhu Ba Jie and asked courageously.
Zhu Bajie, who was eavesdropping on the side, was taken aback, and quickly scolded: "Women, learning the art of longevity is already amazing. Learn how to become a dog. It's not a rafter."
"Lao Zhu, Cuilan is my disciple, not the helpless weak woman in Gao Laozhuang." Li Mu looked at Zhu Bajie with his scrutiny gaze, and said, "Since you have married my good disciple, You should constrain your temper and character, treat my disciple well, and the two of them respect each other as guests, raise their eyebrows together, and don’t want to give birth to two hearts. If not, I can’t spare you as a master."
Zhu Bajie's complexion became stiff, and he screamed bitterly, and said in a sorrowful voice: "Lingshan Buddha is joking. Although Cuilan is your apprentice, she is also my daughter-in-law. It's too late for me to love her, so how can I be disrespectful to her?"
"Master, Tu'er was forced to marry Marshal Tianpeng because he was forced to be helpless, and he has no feelings for him." Gao Cuilan looked at Zhu Bajie's ugly face, her mouth narrowed aggrievedly, "Master, can you not let me be with Zhu Bajie? Up?"
Climb to the top, get rid of the original match! ?
apprentice.
We are not interested in being Chen Shimei!
Li Muxiao glanced at Gao Cuilan: "No."
"Why?" Gao Cuilan was stunned.
"In the Lingji Dojo, you and Marshal Tianpeng talked to each other. I saw it as a teacher. Naturally, I knew your true thoughts. Although you dislike Marshal on the surface, you have already accepted him in your heart. Cuilan, Without a marshal to go to Gao Laozhuang, how can you be today? One hundred reasons will have results. The two of you are destined by God. You can't escape."
Li Mu smiled and continued, "Hundred years of cultivation have been able to ferry together, and thousands of years of cultivation can sleep together. Cuilan, it is not easy to have a good match in life. Manage your life with the marshal, and be an enviable couple of gods and goddesses. Isn't it beautiful? Stop thinking about it."
"Master, I..." Gao Cuilan was about to cry anxiously.
"For a teacher, I can't read people's hearts." Li Mu looked at Gao Cuilan, who blushed, and calmed down softly. "The marshal just looks ugly, but in truth, he is the most affectionate among a group of people. What's more, Watching a master teacher, he doesn't dare to attract bees and butterflies. Disciple, you don't lose.
"Lingshan Buddha said that." Zhu Bajie approached Gao Cuilan's face with a face, hehe smiled and agreed, "Cuilan, my old pig won't treat you badly, so I can live with me boldly. I will cultivate a positive fruit in the future, old man. The pig goes to heaven to find the Jade Emperor and ask for a few flat peaches to find you a long life. Let us live happily for thousands of years."
"Master!" Gao Cuilan looked at Li Mu in shock, eyes full of incredible.
"Cuilan, you haven't experienced much. After you have learned a lot, you will find that in love, appearance and everything are secondary, and a heart that loves you is even more rare." Li Mulian coaxed and seized Every opportunity to match Gao Cuilan and Zhu Bajie, they are the easiest pair in the group, they are the benchmark, and they must not be played.
"En." Gao Cuilan squinted at Zhu Bajie, tears in her eyes, and curled her lips aggrievedly, "I see, Master."
Parents to enrich people.
Even the master made a mistake with her and Zhu Bajie, and Gao Cuilan completely confessed her fate.
Of course, the women of that era couldn't do much about their own destiny. Being able to ask Li Mu to separate from Zhu Bajie was already a sign of Gao Cuilan's progress.
"Cuilan, don't be too sad." Li Mu smiled and decided to give her motivation, "If you don't accumulate steps, you can't reach thousands of miles. You can practice slowly and temper your body. When the right time is right, I will naturally turn into a dog. I will teach you magical powers, and then you and the marshal can play whatever they want, no one can control you."
"..." Zhu Bajie panicked, "Lingshan Buddha, don't wait to bully people like this, my old pig..."
"Old pig, if there is a reform, there will be a solution." Li Mu looked at Zhu Bajie and shouted, "What is it, you are drunk and molested Chang'e, and when you come down to the world, you will provoke the second sister egg, and then bully my disciple. I won't give you any means. Let you take your heart out, how can you be worthy of my handsome little apprentice."
"Yes." Zhu Bajie glanced at Gao Cuilan, let out a long sigh, collapsed on the chair, and instantly felt that life had lost its light.
Monkey King looked up at the sky, equally melancholy.
Each flower enters each eye.
In the heart of the monkey, no matter what Li Xiaobai did, he was reminding and stimulating him that it was time to find someone, it was time to find someone...
then.
On the same day, Monkey King said to Li Xiaobai, and left the team to find the love he belonged to.
Before leaving, Li Mu gave him a Qimoyuzhu and copied many love films to him so that he could do his homework at any time.
Li Mu didn't stop Monkey King from leaving. Brother Monkey's thinking was too stubborn and conservative. He needed him to break through himself to find his love.
The learning team can't wait.
As long as he bravely takes the first step and dares to do it, no matter who is right or wrong, Li Mu will support him.
There is no need to fight, and it makes no difference whether there is a high-end force like Monkey King in the learning team.
Tang Seng didn't have much disagreement with Monkey King's departure. In his mind, Guanyin Bodhisattva gave his two apprentices and a horse, which was basically useless, except for the number of mascots when playing cards.
Moreover, these guys cheated by magic only when they played cards, the cards were not good, and Tang Seng was not willing to play cards with them...
...
Eight hundred miles of Huangfengling, it takes several months to walk on foot.
Riding in a painted boat equipped with rocket boots, I passed through it in three days.
This is the result of Li Mu being able to control the speed.
He needs to set aside time for Muzha and Bodhisattva to prepare.
In the original plot.
Tang Seng traveled slowly from Chang'an to Lingshan for fourteen years, and the gods and monsters along the way could prepare calmly.
But Li Mu pursues efficiency.
One pass in three days.
At this rate, after walking the path of learning, one year will die.
and so.
In order to take care of certain levels that were too late to prepare, he had to patiently suppress the speed.
of course.
Under Li Mu's deployment.
The entertainment life of the learning team is rich, but it is not too lonely.
After playing the two classic films "Popular" and "True Love First", Li Mu is finally no longer limited to pure love movies.
On the third night.
A "Life of Adele" was played abruptly.
After the "Human Ghost Love Is Not Over" crossed the love between life and death, the gender barrier was once again crossed.
The love of the two girls shocked Tang Seng.
of course.
What shocked him even more was the ten-minute unobstructed lens.
The magnificent photography techniques reach the most primitive desire deep in people's hearts.
Elder Tang looked blushing and bluntly said that the country on the westward journey was too slutty.
but.
Li Xiaobai said that he should do everything to the audience to behave, and he forcibly held down Tang Seng's thoughts of fleeing, making him feel embarrassed and insisted on watching the entire film.
after that.
Tang Seng, who had never seen these blast scenes, was completely confused, and Li Mu could clearly perceive his heartbeat as drumming.
That night.
Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan finally couldn't hold back. They tossed all night in the painting boat. Their love was blessed by their elders, and it didn't make much sense to twist them.
The next day.
Zhu Bajie was radiant, but Gao Cuilan did not get up.
Although the two deliberately lowered the movement and sound, the sky was quiet, and the soundproofing effect of the painting boat was not good.
The film and Zhu Bajie both stimulate suffocation.
Tang Seng tossed and turned, sat and read the "Multiple Heart Sutra" all night, but could not stabilize his mind, so that when he got up the next morning, his eyes were bloodshot, and he couldn't concentrate on martial arts training.
Also Lu Ren who didn't sleep well, he looked at Li Xiaobai sadly, not knowing what to say.
There is only one woman in a group of bachelors.
It is really a great torment for other people.
...
Li Mu didn't stop Zhu Bajie's presumptuous behavior.
Why did you take Gao Cuilan on the westbound road?
It's not that this kind of strong stimulating effect is needed to shake the minds of people around.
When the air is full of love, people around will inevitably have such small throbbing in their hearts, and they can't help but think about something...
However, Xiao Bailong is an exception.
If Tang Seng is the Xiaobai in love, he is someone who has experienced painful injuries.
Betrayal, green hat!
Xiao Bailong's heart was full of scars, and he would hardly believe in love anymore.
Learn from the group.
The hardest thing to do, he should count as number one.
The matchmaker Li Mu saw in her eyes, anxious, but helpless.
At least he can't find a suitable breakthrough right now.
The current state of Xiao Bailong, it is estimated that turning it into a dog, there will be no waves in his heart...
...
Out of Huangfengling.
Li Mu received Muzha's reply.
It was a live broadcast from the Daxiong Hall. He instructed Xiao Bailong to stop painting the boat, remove a Qimo Youzhu, and put them on the TV series "The Legend of the Blue Sea. The sound transmission explained the reason to Lu Ren." Leave alone, find a quiet place, hold your breath, and watch the live broadcast.
...
"...Buddha, this is the case." Lingji Bodhisattva transformed into Demu, crawling on the lotus platform. "Li Xiaobai not only snatched the Dingfeng Pearl and Flying Dragon Staff, but also transformed his disciples into such an appearance. On the way to Lingshan, the disciple tried every means, but was still unable to restore his true body. I beg the Buddha to restore his true body to his disciple with great magic power."
There is solemnness in the Daxiong Hall.
Many Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and King Kong looked at Lingji Bodhisattva, with their brows furrowed and solemn expressions.
Tathagata looked at the German shepherd on the lotus platform with a little embarrassment: "Lingji, don't worry, Li Xiaobai's magical powers are too weird. The ancient Buddha and the Eastern Buddha are using great magic power to break his imprisonment. When they have results, they will help you out of trouble."
Lingji Bodhisattva suddenly shook: "Why can't the Buddha help Li Xiaobai?"
Tathagata is silent.
Lingji Bodhisattva got the answer from the face of Tathagata, his ears drooped, and his eyes were filled with despair: "Buddha, if you can't crack Li Xiaobai's law, Buddhism will be ruined."
Guanyin Bodhisattva asked: "What does this mean?"
Lingji Bodhisattva sighed long, and said with difficulty: "Before coming to Lingshan, the disciple once went back to the dojo. It turned out that the disciple's golden body and physiognomy have become the same as they are now." He paused and added Tao, "The same is true for the statues enshrined in the world."
This statement came out.
There was an uproar in the Daxiong Hall.
Tathagata suddenly changed his face: "Is that true?"
"The disciple dare not speak." Lingji Bodhisattva subconsciously put out his tongue, but soon realized that his image is not good, and hurriedly took it back. "Buddha, Li Xiaobai, the thousands of monsters in Huangfengling have become Dog, if he uses this hand against Lingshan, Buddhism will manage it for thousands of years..."
He swallowed the second half of the sentence.
However, everyone understood what he meant to express, and everyone changed their expressions in an instant.
"Blessed One, if Lingji Bodhisattva's words are true, Buddhism is in danger." Manjushri said, "Let him go on fooling around, it is really not good for us, we should cut the mess with a sharp knife, prosper the Buddha, hold a sharp sword, and kill this. Only then can I return my Buddhism to peace."
"Venerable Manjusri is very true." Da Shizhi Bodhisattva said, "In the eyes of my disciples, the bet between Li Xiaobai and Venerable Guanyin is nothing more than his delaying time and gradually disintegrating my Buddhism."
The Tathagata was silent.
Numerous bodhisattvas have admonished to quickly suppress the evil demon Li Xiaobai with the momentum of thunder. The encounter with Lingji Bodhisattva made them feel an unprecedented crisis.
...
Damn it!
The dog-changing technique even changed their magic like a golden body!
Li Mu, who was observing everything secretly, swallowed lightly, and thought to himself that it was troublesome. He wanted to get it slowly, is it going to collapse again?
...
Looking at the messy palace, Muzha struggled for a long time, got close to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and lowered his voice: "Master, in fact, Li Xiaobai also asked me to bring you a few words..."