Chapter 15: Professional Demolition Expert
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Dudu’s Diary
- 月半要分家
- 1952 characters
- 2021-02-26 08:49:15
Wu Jing glanced at the man on the opposite side who was rubbing his mouth, swallowed the food in his mouth, and asked with a smile: "Yuan Sir, ask abruptly, I don't know what you do? "
If a man is unreliable, his career is also a very important factor. He can see a lot from his career, so although it ’s a bit impolite to ask him the first time, Wu Jing asked.
She wanted to make a final judgment about who Dudu ’s parents were. Mother and child should not be fooled. The more careful this kind of thing is, the better.
Yuen Long didn't feel Tang suddenly. From the tooting words, I can tell that this Miss Wu usually takes care of their mother and son. Now she asks about her career, and probably wants to help her and her son to check. .
Yuen Long answered positively, "I'm a soldier."
I am a soldier. The meanings of these six words are extraordinary.
No matter how bad speculations Wu Jing had in the past about Dudu's parents, at this moment, after hearing this answer, he had disappeared, and replaced by his own guilt about his random speculations.
Military personnel, to a large extent, are synonymous with reliability. If such a profession is not reliable, what kind of profession is reliable?
At least a soldier will not do the ruthless thing to seduce a girl to cause pregnancy and then ruthlessly abandon it, ignoring his own flesh and blood, at least the right-minded man in front of him will not.
Wu Jing has completely overturned the "Slag Man" brand previously established for Yuen Long in his heart.
This Yu Shanshan, why couldn't she give her some information about Dou Dad before, so that she kept voicing that Dou Dad was a scumbag, and I didn't know how many times I had to cut Dao Dad to death.
Now I find that I seem to blame others. Is it embarrassing? Ashamed?
All blame Shanshan!
Wu Jing's knife fluttered towards Yu Shanshan. How could I know that this was a good product? I didn't realize she was staring at her. She was chopping pork ribs and chicken wings. The fragrant that I ate did not lick my fingers. Over again.
Wu Jing couldn't bear to look at her eating, and then counted the bones in front of her, one two three four five ... Oh, well, at least half of the meat went into her belly, which was more than what Dudu eats. many.
Is there any woman who can eat so much, and isn't it a little conscious?
Wu Jing is going to be killed by this gas. Are you starving to death or something? The man has just returned. You do n’t even have to appear in front of others with such a fat appearance, do you know the image of attention? Do you dare to abandon you or rely on others?
If she was a man, she would want to abandon this fat man, she wouldn't go on.
Wu Jing stepped on Yu Shanshan's feet hard under the table, called Yu Shanshan stepping on "Ouch", and she burst into tears.
Dudu and Yuen Long both looked at her and asked dumbly: "Mom, what's wrong with you? Did you bit your tongue?"
He sometimes bites his tongue because something is too delicious and delicious.
Yu Shanshan gave Wu Jing a white look, and with a pain in her feet, pulled out a smile, and then she glanced at Yuen Long and waved her hand: "Yeah, yeah, my mother accidentally bit her tongue, it's okay."
Dudu educated his mother very carefully, "Mom, you eat slowly, no one will rob you, why are you so embarrassed?"
This is what Yu Shanshan often educates the little guy. Every time the little guy eats, chokes or bites his tongue, he will be educated by her like this. As a result, the guy is now learning and selling, and now she has learned to teach her the other way around.
If Yu Shanshan would definitely pull the fat man over and violently slap the ass, but because her dad was here, she would still be jealous of her mother's image, so she decided to put the fat one yard.
At this time, a WeChat message popped up on the mobile phone at hand, and Yu Shanshan looked at Wu Jing, who was sitting next to her. She couldn't help but glance at her suspiciously.
Wu Jing winked at her and let her read the message.
Yu Shanshan had to look down to see what she had sent her.
However, at this look, she was so anxious that she had the edge of Wu Jing.
Wu Jing even sent her a sentence: You eat less, do n’t eat so much like a rice bucket, be careful to scare Dadu dad away.
Yu Shanshan :! !! !!
Why did one and two ask her so? Where did she eat more! What a scary place!
When did she look like a rice bucket? !! !!
Yu Shanshan flushed with anger and threw off her chopsticks.
Don't eat it!
I'm full of gas, what to eat.
Wu Jing saw that she was finally willing to put down her chopsticks, and secretly relieved, hoping that his father hadn't discovered the nature of her current bucket.
However, Yuen Long only glanced at Yu Shanshan and said nothing. He lowered his head and continued to eat his own meal, taking care of Dudu.
Among the other three people in the audience, even toot was still a face to his mother, and he asked, "Why don't you eat?"
Yu Shanshan finally had a little comfort in her heart, at least her son still cared about her, not as unconscience as his godmother.
Yu Shanshan pretended to be full and touched her belly and said, "Mom is full. She has eaten too much today. It's so supportive."
"Oh ~" Dudu looked at her mother's belly strangely and asked her puzzledly: "Mom, don't you usually have to eat two full bowls of rice to get full, why do you get full after eating one bowl today?"
Wu Jing: ...
Yuen Long: ...
Yu Shanshan: ......
There was a sudden awkward silence at the scene.
"Hmm—ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ........." Wu Jing sipped a meal, and the whole person laughed and couldn't get up on the table.
Yuen Long pursed his lips and lowered his head. Nothing seemed to happen, but the corners of his mouth rose quietly.
Only toot is babble, look at this and look at that, and don't understand why the godmother laughed so exaggeratedly.
What did he say so funny?
Yu Shanshan glanced at the little fat man she did n’t know, but was thinking about a very meaningful scientific question: Why was the sperm that belonged to this little fat man defeated thousands of troops and entered successfully? Took her body and became her son?
It must be because she had owed him debts in previous lives, so God has let her come to pay the debts in this life.
In the end, Wu Jing was afraid that the fat man would be cleaned up and broke the embarrassment. She explained to Shanshan: "Mum, mom is not the same as before. Mom is losing weight now, and she is full after eating a bowl."
Dudu suddenly realized, "Mom, you have to lose weight again, then you can't get up and eat secretly at night, godmother said that this can not reduce fat, right godmother?"
The fat man inadvertently revealed the secret of his mother sneaking up to eat at night during the weight loss period.
Wu Jing: I don't know if I should answer now, I always think that the fat man will die soon tonight.
Yu Shanshan also thinks that this fat man in her family is a little too overwhelmed by her father to come back now, and needs a dozen sober heads.
Wu Jing secretly gave the fat man a good look.
It ’s a pity that the fat man did n’t understand what it meant. He was really relieved to see his mother and did n’t move his chopsticks. His eyes narrowed with a smile, like watching a lost child, "Mom, you are so good, You can lose weight without having to you. "
Yu Shanshan :! !! !!
Yu Shanshan felt that her whole heart was cold and cold, and a cold wind was blowing, and she wanted to cry.
Yu Shanshan stood up silently, moved the chair silently, left the table with a cane, and walked alone to the sofa, thinking why she gave birth to a professional demolition expert.
Dudu blinked, watching her mother feel a little unhappy, and a little guilt sprang up in her heart. She looked helplessly at the godmother who knew him best, wondering if she should coax her.
However, the godmother waved at him and clipped him a big chicken wing.
Dudu will not be tangled anyway, anyway, my mother will get better every time after getting angry, so she continues to eat her chicken wings cheerfully.
Whoo ~ It's so delicious.
After eating, Wu Jing was embarrassed to let Yuen Long cook and wash the bowl again, so he took over the job of brushing the bowl and dragged Yu Shanshan into the kitchen to brush the bowl, leaving Yuen Long to play with a toot.
Yuen Long was very tall, but at the moment sitting on the carpet with Dudu, playing with him, neatly assembling the newly purchased remote-control plane, he couldn't say anything seriously.
Wu Jing cradled Yu Shanshan with her elbow and quietly asked her, "How did his father suddenly find him? I was startled when I saw him."
Yu Shanshan talked about this and wanted to cry, "I was shocked too, Dudu suddenly took him home, you do n’t know, I was wearing an aunt-style pajamas, and my hair was not combed for several days. A lunatic lady, no image at all! "
Wu Jing patted her, "What's the point? The point is why he suddenly appeared? I always think he's not the kind of man who can leave his flesh and blood behind, what's going on in the middle? Why is he to this day? Did I come to you? "
"Because ..." Yu Shanshan uttered the truth of the fact that he hadn't told Wu Jing so far. "He, he didn't even know that there was a toot."
"What?" Wu Jing slipped, and the bowl almost fell.
Yu Shanshan scratched her head and said with guilty conscience: "He didn't know about the pregnancy. I didn't know it myself. I won't be able to contact him when I know it. Oh, anyway, the things inside are a bit complicated and involve There are too many, and it wo n’t be clear at one and a half. Do n’t ask, I do n’t want to say.
Wu Jing didn't reluctantly, "Yes, you don't want to say I don't ask, anyway, the most important thing is that he didn't intentionally leave you alone, so it made sense, and I said how can a soldier do this? It ’s kind of abandoning his wife and son.
In the living room, Dudu was curiously asking what Dad was doing.
Yuen Long did not perfuse him because he was young, but told him solemnly, "Dad is a soldier, and you know the uncle of the People's Liberation Army."
"Wow--" Dudu eyes lit up, "Dad you are the uncle of the PLA!"
Children know that the police uncle and the PLA uncle are good people and worthy of respect. The teacher has taught them that they can find police uncle or PLA uncle if they have any difficulties.
So Dudu is particularly fond of the police uncle and the PLA uncle. So when I heard that my father was an uncle of the People's Liberation Army, he was very excited.
The author has something to say: Dudu has gone further and further on the road of professionally tearing down the mother station, hahaha