Chapter 3: Scumbag

Yu Shanshan shook her head, trembling back, trying to stay away from the weight scale, "Haha, what, what I will lose weight in the future, You do n’t need to weigh yourself. You do n’t weigh well at night. I ’ll get up tomorrow morning.

Wu Jing still doesn't know her virtues. She didn't believe her gossip, and dragged her without mercy. "No, you must give me a name. From today, I will supervise your weight loss, at least for a week. Give me three pounds. "
"Three pounds, how is this possible?" Three or two was almost the same.
Yu Shanshan really regretted that she had an impulse to fight with that woman at the moment. If she didn't, she would be caught by Wu Jing to lose weight. You must know that Wu Jing has given up on her after she failed to lose weight countless times. The thought of losing weight, but now seeing the resurgence.
"Of course it is possible! Three pounds a week is very simple, as long as you follow the recipe and exercise plan I made for you, to ensure you lose three pounds."
After hearing the recipe and exercise plan, Yu Shanshan's old-fashioned heart couldn't help trembling. He pulled Wu Jing's hand and shook it, and discussed happily, "Jinger, I don't think so, you Knowing that I am a foodie, your recipe is terrible, I really ca n’t stick to it, you do n’t let me lose weight, I promise to do the job well in the future, absolutely no more mistakes? "
"No!" Wu Jing shook her hands away. "Yu Shanshan, can you be a little bit motivated, think about your current image, think of the beautiful clothes you can't wear, and think of the depression that those people laughed at. , Don't you want to counterattack after losing weight and throw away those people's faces? "
Think about it, she always wanted to shake those people's faces in her dreams, but so far she hasn't found a chance. Not only has she not lost weight, she is getting fatter.
She also knows that Wu Jing is for her good. Since she has reached the point where she is today, no one has ignored her. Only Wu Jing, a university student who has a relationship with her, has given her a helping hand.
"Okay, okay, I'll lose weight." Yu Shanshan stepped out, resolutely stood on the scales.
This weight scale is a body fat scale, and it comes with a voice reminder. As soon as you stand up, the mechanical female voice reminds you that the weight is 86 kilograms, which is 2.3 kilograms more than the previous weight. It is a distance from your ideal weight. Lose 41 kg.
Yu Shanshan: "..."
Suddenly I regret not turning off this terrible voice reminder.
Really embarrassing.
Wu Jing looked at the data on body fat. How can you reduce forty kilograms!
Just when the two adults were silent, the beeping on their little skateboard suddenly
wow
, two hands pulled on the ground, the skateboard turned the car head, and slid to the body fat scale, Looking up at Yu Shanshan.
"Mom, are you getting fat again?"
"Shut up, little fat guy!" Yu Shanshan glared at the bad fat guy who had asked him knowingly, hurriedly got off the scale and stared at Wu Jing, "Well, I have eaten more recently."
Wu Jing gave her a slap. "You're so embarrassed to call Dudu Fatty, Dudu this is baby fat, are you?"
Yu Shanshan shook her head silently, she was pure fat.
"Look at you. At the beginning you were 86 kilograms, now it is 86 kilograms. You have successfully doubled, don't you feel shocked?"
Yu Shanshan nodded.
She was shocked at the beginning, but now she has accepted the reality, and she ca n’t accept it.
"Minus! Minus!" Wu Jing finally gave a death order.
Yu Shanshan had to obediently eat a diet meal.
Watching Du Du there with his left-handed chicken wings and right-hand fish balls, Wu Jing was still working hard to give him vegetables, and then looked at the only plate of cold cucumber in front of her. "Obviously he is also a fat man. He is ten pounds heavier than the normal weight of his peers. He should also lose weight. Why can he eat so well?"
When I heard that my mother was fat, I mumbled the meat in my mouth and retorted loudly: "Mom, I'm not fat, I'm not only cute but handsome!"
"It's cute! Handsome!" Yu Shanshan squeezed his chin flesh, and ruthlessly cracked down, "You're so narcissistic, fat man, where are you handsome? Look at your pair of chins, look at your Watermelon belly, have you seen any handsome guy with a double chin and watermelon belly? "
Dudu lowered her head and looked at her belly, but it was a bit big, but she still raised her mouth angrily, held her fist, and refuted angrily: "Mom you hate it, I will become a handsome guy in the future!"
"How do you know you will become a handsome guy? What if you grow older and uglier?"
"would not!"
"But I think so!"
Mum was about to cry, and Dudu put down the food in her hand, crawled down from the chair, and hurriedly ran into the room.
Uh ... it shouldn't be crying.
Yu Shanshan was a little embarrassed, she just teased him intentionally, but she didn't expect her little fat man to be so unacceptable to others that he was not handsome.
"Why do you always provoke him!" Wu Jing watched Xiao Dudu get run off, angry and anxious to kill Shanshan, "Why do you say your son like this? Why do you always say that Dudu is not good-looking, Dudu clearly looks good. Although he is fleshy, his facial features are exquisite and his body proportions are very good. He will definitely be handsome in the future, but now it is only because he is young and has fat.
"I know he will be handsome in the future, because he looks like a dad ..." Yu Shanshan bowed her head and murmured, her voice was not heard by Wu Jing.
Wu Jing was going to the room to comfort the little toot beaten by the old mother. Unexpectedly, the little guy ran out of the room again, holding Yu Shanshan's mobile phone in his hand.
He held up the mobile phone screen in his hand and showed it to Yu Shanshan, eagerly explaining: "Mom, I will really be handsome in the future, because I am the son of my dad, I look like my dad, and I will talk to him later Dad is just as handsome. "
Yu Shanshan looked at her phone and froze when she saw the picture on the screen.
Before responding, Dudu turned the photo over to Wu Jing and said, "Goddam, look, this is my father, isn't he handsome? Isn't it very similar to me?"
"This is ... Dudu Dad?" Wu Jing was surprised. She only knew that Yu Shanshan had unmarried and had children, but she did not know who made her unwed to have children. Yu Shanshan never refused to mention this. For fear of causing her sadness, she never dared to ask.
After a while, Yu Shanshan also reacted from the shock, grabbed the phone from Dudu's hand and held it high, "Little fat man, how do you know this picture? How do you know this is Your dad? "
She never told Dudu who his father was or showed him this photo she treasured. How did Dudu know that this was Dad?
The photo was snatched, beeping anxiously, trying to reach the cell phone hop by hop, but no one has short legs and ca n’t reach it. It ’s anxious, "Mom and mom, you give me back my father!"
Then you tell me, how do you know this is Dad's? "
In order to get back the photo, Dudu honestly answered, "You have been kissing and holding your mobile phone all the time. You also asked when the mobile phone came over to pick us up, and then I asked you who this is, and then you told me this is my dad."
Always kiss all the time?
When?
How could Yu Shanshan not remember that she had done this kind of thing in front of Dudu, so she retorted loudly: "Nonsense! When will I kiss the photo?"
Dudu anxiously stomped his feet, "Really kiss, you are smelly, refuse to take a bath, kiss your father a lot, I want to kiss, you do n’t give me kisses, say that your father is your brain Only you can kiss. "
Seeing toot looks like it's not lying. Besides, it smells bad? Was it something she did when she was drunk accidentally?
No, she really is not so reserved in front of her fat son?
Yu Shanshan's face blushed a little, and she was afraid to look at Wu Jing's expression.
Wu Jing asked, "This is really a daddy?"
Yu Shanshan nodded honestly.
Wu Jing was very angry. "What about others? Do you care about him alone with a toot? So irresponsible, this isn't a scumbag."
Yu Shanshan hurriedly waved his hand. "No, no, he's not a scumbag. That's ..................... Ah, anyway, he's not a scumbag, don't ask."
The matter between them was too complicated, and she didn't want to explain it, nor could she explain it clearly.
Wu Jing misunderstood, his face changed, and he asked tentatively, "He ... will he be gone?"
Yu Shanshan anxiously, "Go to you, you are gone."
It turned out that Wu Jing was relieved, at least he still had a father.
Holding her mobile phone, she watched her father ’s Dudu heard, and immediately replied,
I know, my dad is going to save the world, and I ’ll come back to see Dudu soon!

Wu Jing: "......."
Huyou children don't know the reason to find a reliable point.
Yu Shanshan also knows that this reason is a bit unreliable, and he laughed twice. In order to quickly take the topic, he hurriedly cuddled the cucumber while urging, "Hurry up and eat. I still have to do yoga to lose weight after dinner. . "
Seeing that she would rather lose weight than to mention it, Wu Jing also did not ask again with interest, but she still firmly believed that Dudu's father was a scumbag, and if he was not a scumbag, how could he let his own flesh suffer outside? Regardless, it's too scum!