Chapter 53: Punishment game

"Shan, I will investigate this matter and give you an account."
Yu Shanshan wasn't happy about it. She pushed him, jumped from him, and pulled her face. "You have more to explain to me than you? Why not explain to me again? Why? Fu Mingyue came to you, but you said nothing to me? Are you guilty, don't you want me to bother you? "
"Yu Shanshan!" Yuen Lang was stabbed by this remark, and he pulled his short hair angrily. "You know what I care about you, and I have to say that to be happy ?!"
Yu Shanshan immediately blinked her eyes and cried, "You murdered me! You are not only hiding me, but now you are also murdering me, Yuen Long, you are a big badass, a big asshole, a big hate!"
She was crying helplessly in Yuen Long. No more anger could be born. She took a step forward and hugged her gently to coax: "I didn't murder you."
Yu Shanshan whispered, "You have it, you have it!"
She always had no choice when she made trouble in Yuen Long. She only bowed her head to admit her mistake, "Okay, I have you, I am wrong, it is my fault."
Yu Shanshan sucked her nose, and continued to look at him with complaints. There are many things you don't want to do without thinking clearly.
Yuen Long could hardly hold her, and wiped her tears gently with her hand, "I don't tell you because I know that you have always disliked her. I am afraid I said that you are not happy, and I do n’t want to be because of any outsider. Let us have contradictions with each other. Not to mention that she and I are only working together at the same place, usually there is no intersection. In my opinion, she is no different from any other team doctors. What am I to an unimportant person? Did I tell you that? Did she seem heavy? "
Yu Shanshan whispered a little, thinking that what he said is so reasonable, why would an unimportant person deliberately report to her? Isn't that just a guilty conscience.
Thinking about this, her anger gradually faded away, but it was only a little bit, "Then you are also wrong. I and Dudu at home are thinking about you every day, I haven't seen you for more than a month, I'm fast Cheng Wangfu stone, but you are better, and a woman who has an idea for you looks up every day, but the key is that I was still caught in the drum, and was hit by your sister, you talk about, Should I be angry? "
"Should be! I'm not good." Yuen Long's forehead was against her forehead. "I'm not good. I shouldn't tell you. It won't happen anymore. I will definitely report to you in the future?" "
Yu Shanshan was about to trouble him for a while, and the door of the kitchen was knocked, and Dudu face was pushed against the sliding door. A fat face was squeezed into a meat pie. "Daddy and mom, do n’t just care Kiss me and me, your baby is starving ~ "
Still a sweetheart baby, this little fat man is so numb. Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes, and the energy in her heart had to be temporarily closed, walked over and opened the door to let the fat man come in, "how can I have you everywhere?"
Dudu ignored her, ran to hug Dad's leg, and crawled up his leg, and Yuen Long had to hug him, "What's wrong? Are you hungry?"
Dudu touched his round belly, "Dad, look at my belly, it's hungry."
"It's really hungry and flat, so let's eat now. Dad made you jjjang noodles." Yuen Long said, touching his stomach, and at the same time, he put the jjjjang noodles on the table with the other hand. Put the little guy on the chair and gave him a pair of chopsticks, "Can I eat it myself?"
He patted his little breast, "Of course it will! Dad, look at me."
With that said, the little guy rolled up a pinch of noodles with chopsticks, rolled them, rolled them into a big ball, "Look at me eating chicken thighs ~"
How naive! Yu Shanshan was too lazy to care about this childish fat man, pouting, ran to the sofa, and pulled out a big bag from his bag. The bag contained three cleaned cucumbers brought from home.
Imagine the yellow cucumber as a sauce-colored chicken leg. Yu Shanshan took a bitter bite and felt that he was really prescient. He didn't have cucumber here, and if he did n’t bring it, he would be hungry.
Yuen Long came over and sat next to her, whispering, "I really don't eat jjjang noodles? I made a lot, but occasionally it doesn't matter if I eat a bowl."
Yu Shanshan swallowed a saliva, and the inner man and the enemy fought for a hundred rounds. Finally, she shook her head firmly and turned away from him. "I don't want to eat it. The fried noodles are not as delicious as my cucumbers."
Tooting my mother with a cucumber secretly on the road raised her hand and said, "Mom, you're wrong. Cucumbers are not as good as fried noodles."
Yu Shanshan glanced at his face full of sauce and hummed, "Eat your noodles, I like to eat cucumbers. The beauty of cucumbers and the fat of noodles."
Dudu blinked his eyes, bowed his flesh, thinking that his mother might make sense, so hesitated, stretched out a finger and said to her, "Mom, then you give me another cucumber , I eat a cucumber after eating noodles, so it's beautiful. "
Yu Shanshan gave him a nap, "You have eaten all your noodles. You are destined to be a fat man, and eating cucumber will not save you."
Dudu immediately got angry, and showed his flesh to his mother, "Mom, you hate it! I'm not fat!"
Yu Shanshan ignored him, and after taking care of herself, he took the cucumber and changed clothes to go to the bathroom to take a bath. After the shower, he climbed up on the bed to lie dead, and completely gave his little fat to his father's control.
She's too tired today.
Yuen Long waited for Dudu to take him to the bathroom to take a bath. Since the heating in the room was very warm, the little guy did n’t want to wear clothes after washing. Yuen Long gave him a pair of to make him like this. 'Sexy' climbed onto the bed.
As soon as Dudu went to bed, he crawled towards his mother regardless of his previous feelings and licked his face, "Mom, you call Grandpa, I will tell Grandpa that I have seen Dad."
Yu Shanshan now has half past ten, so he rejects him decisively. "It's too late. Grandpa goes to bed more than nine o'clock every day. I will tell grandpa tomorrow."
He dug out his feet in disappointment and said, "Then you call Erbao and let Erbao answer the phone. I miss Erbao, and Erbao definitely misses me."
Yu Shanshan felt that the little fat man was so stupid that he rolled his eyes. "Where is the phone for Erbao?"
Dudu immediately grinned proudly and smiled, "Yes, when I left, I left my little genius phone watch to Erbao. I told Erbao to let it remember to answer the phone. I will call him when I arrive. of."
Yu Shanshan: ......... Erbao is a dog. Where can I answer the phone? What does this little fat man think of Erbao?
"Erbo is also asleep now, don't bother it, or you won't sleep well. Erbo will not be tall. When you and your grandpa video tomorrow, see Erbo together." Yu Shanshan had to fool him like this .
Dudu became more and more disappointed, but in order not to let Erbao grow too tall, he gave up the urge to call immediately, sighed, and resigned, saying, "Well, mother, can you give your mobile phone to May I see Pig Page? "
Yu Shanshan squinted at him, wondering if the fat man had deliberately asked her to make a call first, and then made a smaller request after being rejected, so she was embarrassed to refuse.
Dudu children blinked big eyes, a pure and harmless expression, as if there was no routine.
Yu Shanshan decided not to explore the issue, and threw her mobile phone, "Well, you are only allowed to watch one episode."
Dudu flew up and gave her a kiss, "Mom, love you, let me show you."
Yu Shanshan wiped the saliva on her face and reluctantly followed him.
When Yuen Long came out of the bath, she saw her mother and son leaning their heads together to look at the piglet Peggy. She smiled, took the medicine box out of the cabinet, walked to the end of the bed, raised her feet, and she saw her heels Worn out.
She used to be like this, knowing that she would have to go a long way and wear high heels, and finally she was so coquettish with her foot pain. This is still the case.
She applied the medicine to the worn area, and then applied it with a band-aid. Yuen Long pinched her foot and pressed it on the acupuncture point.
This time Yu Shanshan can't watch the cartoon anymore, she mumbled and looked at him, "What are you doing ~"
"Pinch for you, does your foot hurt?"
Yu Shanshan stopped talking. For the sake of beauty, today she wore high-heeled boots and ran around for a long time. Her feet were hurting so long ago. Now she was pinched especially comfortably, which made her very reluctant to pull her feet out. He could not help staring at him.
Yuen Long pressed her for half an hour before closing her hands, then raised her head and pointed to the position next to her.
Yu Shanshan turned her head to see, I don't know when Dudu was asleep, and the cartoon didn't turn off.
She carefully took the mobile phone out of the little guy's hand, turned off the cartoon, and shook open the quilt to cover him. She was about to turn around and talk to Yuen Long to sleep. s face.
Yu Shanshan was startled and reached out to push him, "Why are you so close to me?"
Yuen Long looked at her deeply, "Are you still angry with me?"
Yu Shanshan immediately picked up her temperament again, "Live! Don't think I'm so angry that I won't be so easy!"
Yuen Long: "Then you punish me, you sit on my back, shall I do push-ups?"
This was a unique method of punishment used by two people. As long as she was unhappy, she would be punished for doing push-ups constantly, and she would sit on his back with a snack and eat slowly. After the snack was eaten, she would Not angry anymore.
Yu Shanshan also thought of this punishment game, and she was very eager to move, but thought that she was only 80 pounds in the past, and now it is 120, so she has no courage to sit on his back. She was afraid he would be crushed to death.
Just wait for her to completely lose weight before continuing to pick up this punishment game.
Seeing him unwilling, Yuen Long was not reluctant. "Then I will do it myself and double the amount."
After speaking, he rested her two hands on both sides of her head in Shanshan's astonished eyes, covering her straight up, and started doing push-ups by herself.
He looked at her deeply, his arms bent down, and kissed her lips at the same time, leaving the moment he said, "Baby, I was wrong."
Yu Shanshan was stunned by this wave of manipulation, and gradually changed from stunned to blushing and red-faced. She felt that she was too shame. She was too old and could not stand the way he was stingy.
But as soon as she took her arm to cover her mouth, he would take her arm away, and had to kiss her while doing it. The kind that cannot be refuted.
Yu Shanshan glared at him, "What if he woke up and saw you like this! What would he do if you wanted to be a dad's face?"
Yuen Long continued to do push-ups without changing his face, and replied: "It's okay, he will always experience it later, when I teach him in advance how to coax his wife."
Yu Shanshan: ......
Neither of them at this time thought that he would actually use this trick to coax his girlfriend into red ears. His girlfriend asked who he learned this trick from, and he smiled coolly and replied: "I dad."
Of course, this is the last word.
At the moment, Yu Shanshan blushed at him with red ears and ears, "Yuen Long, you shameless."
Yuen Long calmly replied, "Yes."
Shanshan: .......
In the end she simply gave up the struggle and let him kiss.
I just kissed and kissed Shanshan and found that something was not right. Why do I have to poke myself down while doing something?
... Yuen Long, you stink!
The stinky gangster Yuen Long continued to do push-ups, not at a slow speed, but his eyes gradually deepened, looking at Yu Shanshan's eyes as if she was going to swallow her in her belly, and Yu Shanshan hurriedly shouted: "Enough is enough, don't do it! I forgive you."
Yuen Long smiled, and really stopped, but she still held her hands on her sides, staring at her tightly, and still holding her tightly underneath.
Yu Shanshan swallowed nervously and asked tremblingly, "What do you want to do?"
Yuen Long: "You."
Yu Shanshan: ............ Can you really be subtle?
"Comrade Yuen Long, please remember that you are the Chinese People's Liberation Army. As an outstanding and upright soldier, please remember that it is wrong to mutilate women."
Yuen Long ignored her nonsense, rubbed it on her leg with the bottom, and her voice was hoarse, "You said that you can lose weight when you lose weight, now you are thin, can you?"
Yu Shanshan's eyes widened and she waved her hands all the time. "Can't you? I haven't lost weight completely yet. I still have a lot of meat on my stomach. It's ugly. You wait for me, I'll reduce it Thirty pounds will do. "
Yuen Long didn't speak, and his mouth tightened.
Yu Shanshan smiled a little, thinking that if there was no way to coax him tonight, a human tragedy would happen, so they discussed and said, "Why not lose twenty pounds?"
Yuen Long still did not speak, and it looked very unhappy.
Yu Shanshan had no choice but to be cruel and ruthless. She gritted her teeth and said, "Fifteen pounds! It can be reduced by fifteen pounds. It really can't be less."
Knowing that there was no room for bargaining, Yuen Long closed her eyes and took a deep breath to turn it off from her, breathing heavily with her eyes closed.
Yu Shanshan carefully looked at him underneath, startled by that, a little guilty in her heart, she seemed to choke him to death.
It's not good to hear that men are sloppy, which will affect the function of that.
She is only twenty-five years old. In the future, she still counts on him, but she can't get him sick or she will cry.
Or ... help him?
Yu Shanshan did psychological construction for herself, then stretched out her small hand tremblingly, and trembled toward him.
Yuen murmured, opened her red eyes and looked at her, her voice was dumb, "Baby ... hurry up."
Yu Shanshan's old face was also a little red, "Ah, don't say anything, otherwise I won't help you."
There was a smile in the corner of Yuen Long's eyes, and he happily uttered.

Half an hour later, Yu Shanshan collapsed and lifted up her almost exhausted hand, crying without tears, damn, the abstinent man was terrible. On the day he really lifted the ban, would she still have a way to live?
Woohoo .........