Vol 4 Chapter 2406: Indian **** oil for grapes
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Eight Hills in the Eastern Jin Dynasty
- Zhiyun Xiaotiandao 1
- 1396 characters
- 2021-01-30 03:58:44
Qin State, Harem, Hall of Two Extremes.
Yao Xing put down the memorial in his hand, stretched his waist, lay back on the back of this big tiger-skin chair, closed his eyes, and a look of enjoyment flashed across his face: "Jia Fu, or You have a way. I found me such a special Hu bed with a wooden back as a cushion and tiger skin. Compared with the previous sitting on the floor, my legs are sore and numb, which is much better."
Jia Fu held a whisk in his hand and smiled: "Thanks to your majesty, the slave is dull, how can I think of this, but when I was dreaming, I met an immortal and taught me to design this modified Hu bed like this. He said that since the people of Qiangdi were easy to bow their horses since they were young, they had no legs on the ground. It would be a great inconvenience for them to sit on the ground cross-knee or even kneel down like a Han. It's suitable. This kind of high-legged seat can let your legs hang in the air and experience the feeling of riding a horse. It is most suitable for us Qiang people. But even if we enter the Central Plains, our ancestors’ housekeeping skills can’t be lost.
Yao Xing smiled and nodded: "You guys are capable." At this point, the corner of his mouth was hooked gently, "What happened to Kumarajiva yesterday?"
Jia Fu smiled slightly: "Last night, the national teacher had called three women to wait in bed. When the three women got up today, they told the old slave..."
At this point, he smiled smirkly, but he closed his mouth and glanced at the several servants and maids nearby.
Yao Xing laughed and waved his hand to signal these people to retreat. Only Yao Xing and Jia Fu were left in the hall. Jia Fu's face trembled with fat, "The three girls said that the old monk was unexpectedly fierce. Young Lang, who is over twenty years old, has so much energy down this night that it almost prevents them from getting out of bed."
Yao Xing widened his eyes: "No way, a sixty-year-old monk who has barely touched a woman in his life, so he has such an ability?"
Jia Fu "hehe" smiled: "I heard that there were some auxiliary objects that were convenient for men and women in the western region of Zhu that day, just like the five-stone powder of the Jin Kingdom, it seemed to be some mysterious oil, put on the utensils. It can last for a long time, it can be long or short, so that a woman is like a woman in the clouds, dying and ecstatic, what is the name of that? Oh, it's called Indian oil!"
Yao Xing murmured, "India, India, what is this?"
Jia Fu laughed and said: "Tianzhu is also known as body poison, and the Chinese pronunciation becomes India. Anyway, it is also a transliteration. The mother of the great teacher took the teacher to travel around Tianzhu when she was a monk. She must have seen all kinds of magic and magic. It’s a lot. I’m afraid that this Indian sacred oil was taken just like those scriptures, just like there are many Huangdi Neijing in Taoist cheats and Fangzhong’s secretary. I’m afraid that these Buddhist scriptures are also indispensable for these double cultivation methods. ."
Yao Xing laughed: "His grandmother is a bear. I thought this old monk was really a holy monk and living Buddha who didn't eat fireworks in the world. It seems that he is also a licentious monk who pretends during the day and works with oil at night. That, you Look back, some good things like Indian oil, Tianzhu double cultivation secret method, etc., from the old monk to give me some points, and said, I will trade grapes."
Jia Fu smiled slightly: "Well, turn back to the old slave to ask for it privately. After all, before your majesty, the old monk has to pretend to be a bit of a face, but in front of a lowly person like the old slave, he is more relaxed, please also Your Majesty will save him some face, and there are some things that can be turned around by the old slave."
Yao Xing sneered: "Huh, now he has sealed his Jingge, so that his disciples and grandchildren can also enjoy the love of men and women. Now that the works cannot be passed on to future generations, they can't stand it. The old dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. Where's the strength? I knew that all these magic sticks were all moral and deceptive."
Jia Fu bent down and whispered in Yao Xing's ear: "Since this monk's reputation has also been defeated, do you want to keep him? It is better to send him and the little monks away and drive back to Liangzhou or the Western Regions. It saved a lot of money. Now there is going to be a war. In this regard..."
Yao Xing frowned and waved his hand: "No, I only need to know his details, but the people don't know. Perhaps in their eyes, I forced him to break the precept. If the temple is demolished at this time, he After leaving the monk, I am afraid that some people with ulterior motives will cause chaos in Guanzhong first. I use him as a national teacher, knowing that he is bluffing and deceiving, but I still have to cooperate with him in acting because of his tricks. It allows the people to temporarily forget the suffering in reality and get a little peace of mind. It’s not that I want to persecute them. It’s just that in this troubled world, it’s not as comfortable as a dog in peacetime. How do you say that Han Chinese Are you here?"
Jia Fu said quickly: "Your Majesty said that he would rather be a troubled person, and then, oops, the old slave can't remember it anymore."
Yao Xing smiled and patted Jia Fu on the back: "I'd rather be a peaceful dog than a troubled world. Jia Fu, I asked you to read more books about Han people. You just didn't listen. You would go to camp if you have time. The shameless thing is gone. You said you are a doing research on those things."
Jia Fu smiled and said: "The old slave is just a castrate who is waiting for your majesty. To govern the country, you need to read and literate ~ EbookFREE.me~ that is what the ministers and generals need. Your majesty has everything to do, and the old slave feels uncomfortable looking I want to have some fun for your majesty, to relieve your fatigue, and to have a good time, but the old slave knows that you must be temperate in everything, and you must not let your majesty play too far and miss the military affairs."
Yao Xing smiled and nodded: "That is to say, you old slave satisfies me in this respect. Okay, now that the national teacher has been softened to me, then you will now announce the whole city, saying that the great national teacher has left. The buddha species can leave the customs, and the matter of the high monks in Caotang Temple shed monk seeds has also ended. Let the prostitutes go back. Each person will pay a thousand dollars and two silks, which will be counted as the reward for this trip and go to the country. The ten girls from the teacher are paid at ten times the remuneration."
Jia Fu smiled and said, "The old slave will do it now."
He was talking, but he still bent over and stood, without any intention to walk.
Yao Xing was about to pick up the memorial in the case and re-process the state affairs. He was a little surprised when he saw Jia Fu like this: "Is there anything else? Isn't it, things are going well this time? What do you want? Reward? Just use the usual rake. Now that the national disaster is at stake and there are many places to spend money, don't you..."
Jia Fu suddenly knelt down and kowtowed his head: "Your Majesty, the old slave definitely doesn't want to share the benefits, it's just that Kumarajiva made a request, the old slave, the old slave doesn't know how to speak."