Chapter 1595: Film release

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　　 Time flew fast, and in a blink of an eye it was the day when "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" on the 15th lunar month.
　　
New China Cinemas lined up 7,800 screens for this movie, which is the least one. There is no alternative. There are too many movies to be shown at this time, and the investment in this movie is too small. It's still unknown, so this only gave him these film sizes.
　　
　　 For this movie destined to be scolded by the professionals, Xiao Yunhai didn't even hold the premiere. He took Zhao Wanqing directly into a screening hall, wanting to see how it worked.
　　
　　 At the level of Xiao Yunhai, no matter how good the movie is, the premiere scene is definitely full. In addition, the ticket price of the movie is really cheap, only 18 yuan, so there are almost no vacancies in the screening halls across the country.
　　
　　 A while ago, another filmmaker said on the show that even if Xiao Yunhai’s "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" can't be bad anymore, movie fans will definitely pay for it. Because everyone has a curious mind, they want to see with their own eyes what a movie that can bring a myth to an end is like. So there is no need to worry about the box office of "Tang Bohu Pointing Autumn Fragrance". Even if the fare is 18 yuan, it should be no problem if it exceeds 3 billion.
　　
　　 The movie started soon.
　　
　　 First is the entrance of a mansion, surrounded by more than 20 people, all anxiously waiting for something.
　　
　　 Suddenly the door opened, and a few people threw a trash basket out.
　　
　　 Everyone went up to fight, and after one person grabbed it, he shouted that I finally got Tang Bohu's calligraphy, and then ran away, and the people behind rushed after him.
　　
　　 There is nothing surprising about the beginning of this half-minute. It just shows how powerful Tang Bohu's paintings are from the side, but the next scene made everyone laugh.
　　
　　 I saw Tang Bohu, played by Xiao Yunhai, holding a brush in his hand, dipped in black ink, with a serious look that fans thought he was going to paint.
　　
　　 Unexpectedly, the next shot would have a huge reversal. Xiao Yunhai turned out to be brushing chicken wings, and the ink turned out to be soy sauce.
　　
　　 A young man who had just taken a sip of water couldn't help but spit out the water in his mouth.
　　
　　 Fortunately, he lowered his head in time and sprayed it on the ground, otherwise he had to fight the person in front of him.
　　
　　 "Damn, what are you doing."
　　
　　 "The previous complimented Tang Bohu on how powerful he was, and finally came a roast chicken wings. This turning point, I also took it."
　　
　　 "Awesome. In terms of being funny, who can compare with Yunhuang."
　　
　　 Movie fans laughed at this episode.
　　
　　 Next, Zhu Zhishan, played by Huang Bo, came to Xiao Yunhai's home.
　　
　　 After some flattering, Xiao Yunhai laughed and said, "It's just that, Brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days. If you lose all of it, you will come to call for help. It's not a way to do it all the time, right?"
　　
Huang Bo nodded, gave a thumbs up, and said: "Insightful, the younger brother is in view of this. This time he broke the axe and lost everything he could lose in his entire life. It was 300,000 taels. I hope Brother Tang will replace it. I paint thirty pictures, let me pay my debts and save my life!"
　　
　　 "Pump"
　　
　　 "Hahaha."
　　
　　 "This dialogue is amazing. I lost everything I could lose in my life. It's so funny."
　　
　　 "Seeing this, I dare say that this is definitely a movie that makes people laugh."
　　
　　The fans in the cinema once again laughed forward and joined together.
　　
　　 Next, Xiao Yunhai used Huang Bo's body to paint, tumbling and rolling, creating a majestic eagle spreading its wings, swallowing the world.
　　
　　 This idea immediately drew applause and applause from the fans.
　　
Huang Bo said with a smile: "The thing that I admire Brother Tang the most is that I can make the double dots on my chest as flowers, palms as trees, buttocks into rocks, forefoot sitting on clouds, and hind feet as mountains. Hey, that majestic eagle is Which part of my body was used for painting?"
　　
　　 Xiao Yunhai said: "It is your life-roots."
　　
　　 Huang Bo showed a proud look, and said: "Sure enough, I expected, majestic, enthusiastic, very vivid!"
　　
　　 Xiao Yunhai's expression of disdain: "I'm talking about the little worm caught in the eagle beak. Why is it so majestic and passionate? Cut!"
　　
　　 "Hahaha."
　　
The movie only started ten minutes, and the fans in Xiao Yunhai’s theater laughed seven or eight times. Even Zhao Wanqing, who had read the script, laughed constantly after watching the extremely exaggerated performances of Xiao Yunhai and Huang Bo. She didn't care about her lady fan.
　　
　　 "Husband, you two are a pair of treasures."
　　
　　 Xiao Yunhai hissed at her: "My wife, be quiet. What do you think?"
　　
Zhao Wanqing whispered: "Everyone is laughing like this, do you still need to talk? However, you must be prepared to be scolded by those film critics. The temperament of this film is simply too spoof. I can't stand it, let alone say it. They are."
　　
　　 Xiao Yunhai shrugged, and said indifferently: "Whatever. As long as the fans like it, then everything is OK."
　　
　　 When the two were discussing the movie, the critics had already put down their pen.
　　
　　 "What movie is this? It's so grandiose."
　　
　　 "Xiao Yunhai is going downhill."
　　
　　 "I am really mad. He is now the world's leading director, and he is the leader of China's film and television industry. It is a shame to make such a film."
　　
　　 "The original "Charlotte Annoyance" is already a spoof. I didn't expect this "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" to be even more spoof. I only have one feeling, I can't argue with anger."
　　
　　 Countless film critics read the beginning, and they already know that this "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" is the kind of comedy movie without any artistry.
　　
　　 The characters' dialogue and expressions are all exaggerated.
　　
　　 Xiao Yunhai and Huang Bo's performances in their eyes are not even as good as the newcomers in the film industry who just graduated from school.
　　
　　 Ten minutes later, Xiao Yunhai saw that several dark figures had left the theater.
　　
　　 Zhao Wanqing said: "Husband, have you seen it? The five-star film critic Lai Changping who went out just now. After only ten minutes, he left. It is estimated that your score is probably a big duck."
　　
　　 Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "That sentence~EbookFREE.me~ I filmed for the fans, not the critics."
　　
　　 At this time, the movie happened to show that King Ning sent an imperial doctor to check on Tang Bohu's illness, while Tang Bohu hid in the room to eat chicken, which once again caused the fans to laugh.
　　
　　 Xiao Yunhai said: "I heard that. This is my biggest encouragement. The rest are shit."
　　
　　 The film is about the plot of a deadly scholar fighting the Tang family overlord's spear. The actions inside are extremely beautiful, but they are all covered by jokes.
　　
　　 made everyone feel wonderful. Seeing Tang Bohu's mother cheating her husband again and again there, the whole theater suddenly became a sea of ​​joy.
　　
　　 Many people burst into tears directly, and a girl next to Zhao Wanqing clutched her belly, laughing, while lowering her head, she didn't dare to look again.
　　
　　 The funniest part appeared soon.
　　
　　 Accompanied by the exhilarating drum sound, the four great talents took the modelling step. The unconventional combination of music and action made the funny fans laugh.
　　
　　 After the life-threatening poem, the famous Ruhua from the previous life finally appeared.
　　
　　 Tang Bohu was encouraged by the crowd to walk behind the woman and said, "Miss."
　　
　　 Ruhua suddenly turned her head, and saw her thick eyebrows, big eyes, stubble beard, and her fingers still picking up her nose. She wanted to learn from the woman's charming style and said, "What's the matter with the son?"
　　
　　 This scene almost didn't make people vomit.