Chapter 450: Hilarious sketch (1)

The evening party was co-hosted by five hosts of Happy Sunday. As soon as they came on stage, there was warm applause and cheers from the audience.
The five people have worked together on Happy Sunday for so many years. Naturally, the tacit understanding is far from comparable to others. A few simple burdens made everyone laugh.
After several consecutive shows, it was Xiao Yunhai's turn and their sketches.
On the stage, He Feng asked: "Xiaoyue, do you know who is the hottest in our entertainment industry this year?"
Sun Xiaoyue showed an embarrassed look, and said: "Teacher He, if you want to praise me, just praise me directly, you don't have to hide it like this. Everyone knows that it must be me, Sun Xiaoyue. Right?"
"cut."
The audience in the audience answered Sun Xiaoyue very shamelessly.
He Feng said: "Everyone is a bit too much. Although Xiaoyue's words are indeed a bit of that, but today is New Year's Eve, and during the holidays, let's make her happy, okay? You said, was it Sun Xiaoyue who was the hottest last year?"
"Yes."
"Hahaha."
Sun Xiaoyue shook her head and said, "You learned all the skills of telling nonsense with your eyes open from Teacher He, right?"
"Hahaha."
The audience burst into laughter.
He Feng smiled and said: "Okay, no kidding, the next few artists who will appear are definitely the hottest artists of last year. They starred in "Zhen Huan", "Charlotte Troubles", "Love Apartment", "Swordsman" "Jiang Hu" and many other popular film and television dramas, the red ones are a mess."
Sun Xiaoyue said: "Teacher He, can you tell me who they are? Let me see if there is any idol in it?"
He Feng said: "They are Huang Bo, the actor of Lin Pingzhi in "Swordsman", the heroine of "Charlotte Troubles" Zhang Ya, and the heroine of "Love Apartment" Lin Lu."
There was a warm applause from the audience.
He Feng waved his hand and said: "I haven't finished talking yet. The last one is even more remarkable. He is the Yunhuang who directed the three hit dramas "Zhen Huan Biography", "Charlotte Troubles" and "Love Apartment". Xiao Yunhai."
"Papa Papa"
When Xiao Yunhai was about to perform, the applause and applause of the audience intensified.
"Wow."
"The Emperor Yun is here too, great."
"It's amazing that Mango Station can invite him."
"I don't know what song he is going to sing?"
Xiao Yunling clapped his hands and said happily: "Great, big brother is going to play."
Sun Xiaoyue showed a nymphomaniac and said, "Teacher He, Emperor Yun is my idol, is he really coming?"
He Feng said: "Of course. But he is not here to sing."
A panicked expression appeared on Sun Xiaoyue's face, and said, "Don't sing? Is it possible that he came to grab the host with us."
"Ah ha ha."
"What do you want?" He Feng gave her a blank look and said: "Everyone knows that Emperor Yun is an all-rounder, with a variety of identities such as writer, screenwriter, singer, producer, host, actor, and director. It can be said that He has his shadow in all walks of life in the entertainment industry, and he has been very successful in his work. Today, he has changed his career again and changed to skits."
"Wow, isn't it, Yunhuang said the sketch."
"What's the matter? You mean he wants to do magic, and I believe it."
"Yes. Emperor Yun is a genius. Anything can happen to him."
Sun Xiaoyue said: "I haven't heard of this."
He Feng said, "Then let us welcome the "Today's Happiness" brought to us by Xiao Yunhai, Huang Bo, Zhang Ya and Lin Lu with the warmest applause."
Amidst the applause and cheers of the audience, Xiao Yunhai walked out with a smile on his face holding a mobile phone in his left hand and a fruit basket in his right hand.
"Tell you something, the boss has a convulsion recently."
The first sentence made the audience laugh.
Xiao Yunhai said: "You said I did a good job as a waiter, and suddenly I was promoted to the lobby manager. If I didn't pay attention, I went into official career, happy! Hahaha."
"Pouch"
"Hahaha"
"The lobby manager is also considered official career, it's so interesting."
The audience burst into applause.
Xiao Yunhai continued: "The daughter-in-law is also happy, um, new mobile phone, new clothes, and personally bought a fruit basket for me to send to my boss. You said she is so sensible, and there is such a daughter-in-law to help me, you say me On the road to happiness, I can’t ascend step by step?! At this rate, I can ascend to heaven in less than forty!"
"Hahaha."
There was a lot of laughter at the scene, and Xiao Yunhai opened the scene with a few short sentences, which made the whole scene warm up.
Xiao Yunhai turned his head and looked down the stage and said to the audience: "You guys, don't you envy and hate me? Why am I such a person? I hate myself!"
"Oh, I'm so laughing."
"Can't stand it anymore, Emperor Yun is really too cheap."
Yao Na, who was already sitting in the audience, laughed forward and backward, and said to Chen Huan: "I know that if this kid talks about cross talk or sketches, he will definitely make everyone laugh. Look, don't you?"
Chen Huan's face was also full of smiles, and he kept nodding.
At this time, Xiao Yunhai's cell phone rang.
"Hey, wife! What are you doing? I'm almost at the boss's door!"
As soon as Xiao Yunhai finished speaking, he saw Lin Lu walking up to him while talking on the phone.
The audience saw Lin Lu and gave her a round of applause.
Xiao Yunhai asked in surprise, "Yeah, wife! Why are you here?"
Lin Lu said: "I just don't worry about you. Come and see, you have all the fruits?"
Xiao Yunhai showed a humble smile and said, "Oh, my heart makes you fucking, it!"
The audience laughed again after seeing his expression.
Xiao Yunhai was about to turn off the phone, Lin Lu quickly stopped and said, "Hey, don't hang up! Don't hang up from now on!"
Xiao Yunhai asked puzzledly: "Why?"
Lin Lu showed a look of distrust of Xiao Yunhai, and said, "I wondered, why did your divorced female boss promote you to be the lobby manager?"
Xiao Yunhai suddenly realized, and said: "Ang~~You doubt me after a long time of trouble!"
Lin Lu shook her head and said, "I'm not suspicious of you!"
Xiao Yunhai nodded: "That's fine!"
Lin Lu pointed to Xiao Yunhai and said, "I am suspicious of you two!"
"Hahaha"
She smiled and patted Xiao Yunhai on the shoulder, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, you should be natural and knock on the door as normal and go in. I just want to hear how you two communicate. Don't hang up the phone! Go."
Xiao Yunhai said with an aura: "I'm not going!"
Lin Lu said: "Okay! Then I will go! If I go up and knock on the door..."
Xiao Yunhai immediately interrupted her, and said angrily, "Enough!! If you follow me in this way..."
When he said this, his tone fell immediately and said, "Then, I will go up!"
"Puff."
"It's so funny."
Xiao Yunling in the audience was already out of breath with a smile. She said to Chen Xiuzhu: "Mom, Big Brother is so cheap."
Chen Xiuzhu beat her lightly and scolded with a smile: "How do you talk?"
On the stage, Xiao Yunhai walked to the door of the boss and knocked on the door three times, and said to the phone: "Listen no, what a normal knock!"
At this time, a woman's voice sounded inside: "Leave the door for you."
Xiao Yunhai was stunned there, with a smile still on his face.
The audience laughed, and there was applause.
Xiao Yunhai said: "Listen, no, what a strange stay!"
Xiao Yunhai pushed the door in and shouted, "Boss, how about you? Who is this? It's me! Hao Jian with a clear conscience!"
"Pouch"
"Hahaha."
"No wonder he looks so cheap, he was called Hao Jian."
The audience laughed again.
A voice came from inside again: "What? I can't hear you! I'm taking a bath! Come and say!"
"Woo..."
The audience in the audience laughed and laughed. This is troublesome. ,
Xiao Yunhai: "Oh! I won't go there for now!"
"You will be in a hurry! It just so happens that I just washed the dates." Zhang Ya walked out with a tray of dates.
Xiao Yunhai walked forward happily, picked up a jujube from the fruit plate, and said, "Ah, boss! It turns out that you washed big red jujubes that you can eat!" After that, he ate one.
Zhang Ya put down the fruit tray and said, "Hao Jianna, why are you here so late?"
Xiao Yunhai explained, "Didn't you promote me to be the lobby manager? After that, my daughter-in-law has to let me send a fruit basket, hahaha."
"Thank you, thank you!" Zhang Ya took the fruit basket from Xiao Yunhai's hand, held it with one finger, and said, "Oh, this little fruit basket is brought here. Are you tired?"
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay! I'm taking two steps and taking two steps, I'm not tired!"
Zhang Ya said, "Hao Jianna, that's it. You are not here today. My ex-husband will come later. I'm afraid that it may cause unnecessary misunderstanding. You understand, ha!
Xiao Yunhai said: "I understand, I won't delay your business."
Zhang Ya was very happy and ran to the door to send him out.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yunhai said again: "But who do you think hasn't misunderstood? I just want you to say aloud, you said that there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager?"
Zhang Ya said: "What? Is this probability very low?"
"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.
Zhang Ya continued: "Why do I promote you, don't you know it in your heart?"
Xiao Yunhai showed a puzzled look, and said, "I... sometimes clear, sometimes confused."
Zhang Ya said, "Didn't I just match you with this person?"
"Oooooo"
"Hahaha."
"The misunderstanding is now serious."
The audience looked at Xiao Yunhai's dazed expression and laughed.
Xiao Yunhai said: "Boss, let me tell you, you talk a little bit, you want to steal things like this, I will tell you. I really delayed you for a while!"
After speaking, Xiao Yunhai directly sat down.
Zhang Ya said, "Oh, oh my god, Hao Jianna, how come you still sit down? It’s not like you look at Hao Jian, my ex-husband will come here in the middle of the night. Isn’t it inappropriate to catch the two of us? what?"
Xiao Yunhai: "Why can you still catch me? I eat your two dates to catch me!"
There was another burst of laughter in the audience.
Zhang Ya looked at the watch in her hand and once again persuaded: "Hao Jianna, do you think we should sleep at this point?"
"Hahaha."
As soon as the audience heard it, they laughed and leaned forward and back together, and said in their hearts: "It's over now, I can't wash it when I jump into the Yellow River."
Xiao Yunhai stood up and said, "When did this happen? When did we two sleep?"
Zhang Ya said: "I'll just say it! I won't keep you tonight!"
Misunderstandings are getting bigger, and the audience's laughter is getting louder.
Xiao Yunhai cried and said to Zhang Ya: "Which night did you stay with me? Not the boss, what did you say today is a big thunder? I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between us!"
Zhang Ya showed a helpless expression, and said in a deep voice, "Hao Jianna, if you are really reluctant to leave, can you come back after my ex-husband is gone?"
"Oh, I'm going to laugh at me."
"Can this be explained?"
The audience couldn't laugh anymore.
Ouyang Zhaoming, the director of the Mango Channel who has been watching the show in the audience, said to Chen Zhan: "Old Chen, your nephew is so versatile. Why do I find that he seems to be capable of everything?"
Chen Zhan smiled and said, "This kid has been smart since he was young and he can learn everything quickly. However, he is a bit too lazy~EbookFREE.me~ If I hadn't invited my sister and brother-in-law's family this time, I am afraid he would not On stage."
Ouyang Zhaoming smiled and said, "Talented people have a weird temper. This is normal. By the way, how is your preparation for "Run, Brother"?
Chen Zhan said: "After the year, you can start shooting immediately if you only find good actors."
Ouyang Zhaoming whispered: "Old Chen, come on. If the show "Run, Brother" can achieve good results again, in September this year, that matter is estimated to be stable."
Chen Zhan's eyes lit up and said, "I understand. Thank you for your guidance."
Ouyang Zhaoming smiled, looked at Xiao Yunhai on the stage, and said in his heart: "Why don't I have such a nephew?"
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