Chapter 452: Hilarious sketches (3)

Huang Bo pulled his clothes and snorted disdainfully.
Xiao Yunhai said, "Hmm?! What about you, why don't you like to listen? Well, look at your facial features, which one can pass the test? It's hard to have a melon face, and it's too long!"
Xiao Yunhai pointed to Zhang Ya and said, "What a wonderful woman, you can't control it. Do you know how many men outside see her and can't control it if they want to control it?"
Zhang Ya slapped her thigh and shouted happily: "Pretty! So you are a slow-heat type!"
Huang Bo said: "Dongmei, it stands to reason that we are divorced. I shouldn't care about you anymore, but only the feet know if the shoes fit."
Xiao Yunhai raised his foot and said, "Ah, then I am one who knows and the other doesn't!"
Huang Bo showed a speechless expression, and said, "I was completely defeated by your innocence!"
Xiao Yunhai raised his foot again and said tit-for-tat: "It is not innocence who defeated you, it is "no shoes"!
Huang Bo said angrily: "Oh, I'm leaving!"
Zhang Ya said, "Lao Gao, we will see you tomorrow at the golf course, and you will also let me see your girl. Xiao Jianna, accompany me to play golf tomorrow."
Xiao Yunhai said, "You can still use tomorrow to beat him? Your name is Wolf?"
With that said, grabbing Huang Bo by the neck, he was about to beat him.
Zhang Ya quickly pulled him away.
The audience was already laughing.
Huang Bo said, "Dongmei, you also know the purpose of my coming today, that is to remarry you. But when I saw you didn’t mean it, I made up a little girlfriend. I wanted to save some face. think……"
Zhang Ya asked: "What is it? The little girlfriend is made up?"
Huang Bo nodded and said, "Ah."
Zhang Ya said happily: "I'll just say it! Which woman is so blind and can look at you? Hahaha, we both made up. This is my lobby manager, who came to give me gifts and caught up."
Huang Bodao: "What? Is he your lobby manager?"
Xiao Yunhai said triumphantly: "What's the matter? A careerist!"
At this moment, Lin Lu rushed in from the outside and pointed to Xiao Yunhai who was sitting on the sofa: "Hao Jian, you must give me an explanation today!"
Zhang Ya quickly grabbed him and said, "Brother sister, you may have misunderstood. These young couples have to communicate with each other. It's fine if they communicate. Just like your brother-in-law and I left because of a small misunderstanding. "
Huang Bo smiled and said, "As a result, I became an ex-husband!"
Xiao Yunhai pointed at the two of them and said, "They are now reconciled!"
Huang Bo said: "So, between this couple, trust is first."
Zhang Ya said, "Without trust, there is no happiness! Come on, younger brother and sister, sit down and calm down! Hao Jian, come on, coax your daughter-in-law!"
Lin Lu said: "Okay, Hao Jian, you can talk. I listen to what you say."
Xiao Yunhai took out a pear from the fruit basket and said, "What else can we say, do you want pears?"
Lin Lu thought that he was going to divorce herself, so she cried, "Li?! Uh oh oh oh..."
Xiao Yunhai shook the pear in his hand and said, "I am asking if you want a pear?"
Lin Lu covered her face and said, "Leave it!"
Seeing the misunderstanding of the two, the audience laughed again.
Xiao Yunhai said: "What I said is apples, persimmons, plums, chestnuts, and oranges!"
The audience laughed again.
Lin Lu also realized that he had misunderstood him at this time, and said with a smile: "This is an orange? I was really defeated by your innocence!"
Xiao Yunhai tossed his shoes and said, "It's not innocence that defeated you..."
Zhang Ya, Huang Bo, and Xiao Yunhai shouted together: "It's "no shoes"!"
The sketches are all over here, and the audience is full of cheers, applause and applause will overturn the studio.
"Emperor Yun, he is so talented. I love him to death."
"When he was the host, I felt that Emperor Yun said that the sketch must be fine. But I didn't expect that he could act so funny."
"Chinese comedians, learn from Yunhuang. This is the sketch."
Yao Na smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Huan, let me touch up my makeup. This stinky guy has messed up my makeup."
Chen Huan took off his glasses, wiped the tears from his eyes, and said, "I can't make him laugh too."
Ouyang Zhaoming squinted his eyes and said to Chen Zhan: "Old Chen, we can use this sketch as the highlight of our party. It will definitely attract a lot of viewers."
Chen Zhan said: "I understand. After the party is over, I will let people publicize it on the Internet."
On the stage, Xiao Yunhai held hands and bowed deeply to the audience.
The audience did not hesitate to applaud, and once again swept across the sky.
The four were about to step down, but were stopped by He Feng and Sun Xiaoyue.
He Feng smiled and said, "Your sketches are really great, I think everyone can't laugh. Isn't it?"
"Yes." The audience said in unison.
He Feng said: "This book is called "Today's Happiness", who wrote it?"
The three of Huang Bo pointed to Xiao Yunhai together and said, "He."
Sun Xiaoyue said: "I know it as soon as I guess. My current worship of the Emperor Yun is like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River overflowing, and it's out of control."
"Eh..." The audience sneered at Sun Xiaoyue's words.
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Sister Xiaoyue, what you said, I don't even believe a punctuation mark."
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
"I don't even believe the punctuation marks. This is too funny."
The audience laughed again.
He Feng couldn't help but smile and said: "Mr. Xiao, this sketch script is really great, and the performance of the four is also very wonderful. It is New Year's Eve, do you have any blessings for everyone?"
Huang Bo said: "We wish you all great fortunes, small fortunes, and windfalls.
Lin Lu said: "Family affection, friendship, love, affection."
Zhang Ya said: "Official luck, wealth luck, peach blossom luck, luck will be prosperous."
Xiao Yunhai said: "Love, relatives, and friends, everyone is safe!"
The four people said in unison: "Congratulations to you all on a happy Chinese New Year, good health and all the best!"
He Feng shouted: "Okay."
There was also warm applause from the audience~EbookFREE.me~ After performing the sketch, the four came to the audience and watched it with gusto.
It was the first time that the Chinese New Year party was held, and Mango Terrace had obviously made a lot of effort. The shows such as magic, sketches, cross talk, songs, and dances are done very well, and they are not as politically as serious as in previous lives.
In the middle, Lin Lu and Huang Bo were called out by Chen Zhan separately. When they came back, they both glanced at Xiao Yunhai, but said nothing.
The whole party lasted for four and a half hours before it ended.
Xiao Yunhai briefly chatted with Chen Huan, Ye Yongren, Yao Na and others, and then left one after another.
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