Chapter 827: End of premiere

On the big screen, Hei Pi opened a can on the bus and found the jackpot on the lid.
Hei Pi heard that Xiaojun said he was going to Yanjing to receive the award, so he refused to go.
So Xiaojun and Brother Dao competed for the cover there.
Can argue for a long time, but found that no one took the bait.
The passengers sitting nearby watched their performance calmly, holding their bags vigilantly.
Brother Dao smashed out five thousand yuan and urged a middle-aged woman next to him, saying: "Eldest sister, the money I brought is not enough, only five thousand yuan. Let's pool together, make up 10,000 yuan, and take that prize. Buy it. After redeeming the prize, let's split half and half, don't you like it?"
As soon as Brother Dao's words came out, other people on the bus got up and left.
Watching the trio's tricky tricks, the fans burst out laughing.
"I can't stand it anymore. These three people are really stupid enough."
"My stomach is bursting with laughter now, look at their expressions, it's so interesting."
"Such a plot, that is, Emperor Yun can come up with it."
"Good movie, absolutely good movie."
"Oh, look, Emperor Yun is so handsome."
I saw Mike, played by Xiao Yunhai on the big screen, wearing a cool outfit, a pair of black sunglasses, and carrying a black suitcase. He walked in the crowds at the airport smartly and handsomely, and he knew he was a successful person.
Xiao Yunhai came to the side of the road and took off his sunglasses, ready to reach out to stop the car.
Heipi suddenly blindfolded his eyes from behind: "Guess who I am?"
Xiao Yunhai frowned and said in standard Mandarin, "Sir, you admit the wrong person."
At this time Brother Dao and Xiaojun quickly picked up his suitcase and got into the taxi that had just stopped.
After the taxi left, Hei Pi released his hand, turned and immediately disappeared into the crowd behind him.
Xiao Yunhai rubbed his eyes, turned his head and glanced, and found that there was already no one behind him. He was suddenly a little baffled. When he looked at his bag, it was gone.
Xiao Yunhai looked at the crowd, turned around, and suddenly came out a Chongqing dialect: "I'll give you the lungs."
"Pouch"
"Hahaha."
"Big Robber Mike is at this level, too bad."
"When Yunhuang first came out, I thought it was quite tall, and it didn't seem to fit the grass-roots temperament of the movie. Who would have thought that in the end there would be a sentence like "I can't help you", and it immediately blended with the movie perfectly. Get up. Great."
"The Emperor Yun is the Emperor Yun, and the movie I made is really beautiful."
Next, two gangs of thieves surrounded the jadeite, you vie for me, fought against Bao Shihong for several games, but didn't want to be used by Xie Xiaomeng to take the photo opportunity to exchange the jadeite.
What is even more amusing is that the dumb thieves of Brother Dao even took real emeralds and exchanged their power for fake emeralds.
Seeing that incredible face of Brother Dao, everyone laughed and laughed.
Throughout the film, one small laugh in one minute and one big laugh in three minutes. All theaters that show "Crazy Stone" have become a sea of ​​joy.
Countless classic sentences emerge in an endless stream, and movie fans can't stand it anymore.
"You women, you just don't understand. This stage is the rising period of my career. How can I get away?"
"You insulted my personality first, and now you are here to insult my IQ."
"This matter has become a kidnapping. This is not our profession."
"Come as you like, leave as you like, bus."
Seeing everyone's reaction in the theater, Xiao Yunhai's mental arithmetic was completely let go.
Huang Bo glanced around and said with a relaxed look: "Brother, we succeeded."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Yes, it succeeded. With this "Crazy Stone" jewel in front, your "Crazy Racing" will definitely be fine."
A smile appeared on Huang Bo's face, and he gratefully said to Xiao Yunhai: "Brother, thank you, there would be no where I am today without you."
From the beginning of his debut, Huang Bo, with the help of Xiao Yunhai, the road to acting has been smooth sailing. From an obscure student of the Yanjing Film Academy to today's top star of the iron and iron, every step of the way is extremely practical.
It can be said that these were brought to him by Xiao Yunhai.
"What do you kid say about this. Neck, come on, the road has reached your feet, and then it's up to you how you go. Remember, don't be fascinated by the entertainment industry."
"Don't worry, Brother Xiao, I understand."
Time flew fast, the movie reached the final stage, and all the bad guys got their due end.
Xiaojun asked the police to arrest him, and Xie Xiaomeng beat him into a pig.
Hei Pi was trapped in the sewers, calling the sky to be unwilling and the earth to be ineffective.
Brother Dao rode a motorcycle and snatched the jade from Bao Shihong, but hit the door of Fu Erdai's car and killed him directly.
The most funny is the international robber Mike.
In order to get the emerald, the employer was killed.
When he took out his mobile phone to call his employer, he was completely stupid, and he said again, "I'll give you a lung", making the fans burst into laughter.
The jade that everyone had worked so hard to get finally fell into the hands of the kind and generous daughter-in-law Bao Shihong, who really complied with the saying "good people get good rewards, bad people get bad ones".
With the black skin being chased by the fat chef, there is no way to go to the sky and no way to go to the ground, the whole movie is over.
The lights were bright, and Xiao Yunhai led the film creators in a row and bowed to the audience in exchange for the overwhelming applause and cheers from the fans.
Wang Li looked very excited. Looking at the fans in the audience, the excitement on his face almost bleeds: "Is this applause for us? Great."
Although Lu Yi is more than 40 years old, seeing this kind of scene, it is difficult to restrain his inner excitement, softly said: "This feeling is really wonderful."
The prolonged applause lasted for a full minute, until Xiao Yunhai picked up the microphone, and the fans stopped.
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Do you think "Crazy Stone" is crazy enough?"
"enough."
The answer to Xiao Yunhai was the shouts of the fans.
Xiao Yunhai asked again: "Then have you smiled?"
"Laughed."
"I'm almost laughing."
"The plot is too clever."
Everyone talked.
Xiao Yunhai said: "After hearing what you said, I really feel relieved. Now I will introduce to you the actor of our crazy crew. This is the actor Wang Li, the actor Bao Shihong. This is... .."
After the premiere, Xiao Yunhai took everyone to find a place ~EbookFREE.me~ to celebrate.
It wasn't until 11 o'clock in the evening that Xiao Yunhai returned home.
After taking a bath, Xiao Yunhai turned on the computer, boarded the movie network, and checked the reviews of "Crazy Stone" by film critics and fans.
One hundred and twenty-six expert film critics gave Xiao Yunhai 7.82 points, and 132,800 fans gave Xiao Yunhai a score of 8.17 points.
This score is naturally incomparable with Xiao Yunhai's "Fighting Heroes", "Infernal Affairs", and "Infernal Space", but in recent films released, "Crazy Stone" is the highest.
The Hollywood blockbuster "Heroes of Fire", which was released the day before yesterday, only scored 6.41 points.
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