Chapter 80: The third small yellow article comes out
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Entertainment of Spring and Autumn
- Ji Cha
- 1593 characters
- 2021-03-03 03:16:46
Chapter 80 The Third Little Huang Wen Comes Out
Yingyi leaned on the chair, sipping tea while slowly watching the story written by Xue Mu.
It didn't take long for his face to turn into consternation, and then the consternation became colorful.
A ruthless assassin king, with such a wonderful expression on his face, it can be seen that Xue Mu's new article completely exceeded his expectations. Even Qianqian on the side widened his eyes, looking at Xue Mu with the same expression as a god.
This time, of course, it wasn't the story that happened in Baihuayuan. Since it was used to tell the story, it was naturally a story about the rivers and lakes.
The Jianghu story is nothing, but this story is too rough, right?
The protagonist of the story is an adulterous thief... Yes, the flower picker, the kind of unscrupulous. Drugs and sap can do everything, I don't know how many good ladies' reputation has been corrupted. But because he was good at disguising and concealing, he was light and clever, and because he was cunning, the righteous people still couldn't do anything about him. The six doors of the court repeatedly chased him down, and they returned without success.
Just after seeing the beginning, Ying Yi's heart moved slightly. The protagonist looked like a member of the Hehuan Sect...
Xue Mu's two previous essays both have profound meanings. This one is more than just a storyteller. It must contain deep meanings. Maybe it is to arouse people's hatred of Hehuan Sect?
After all, Hehuan Sect was also involved in that battle last night. Although many people died, the important Hehuan Envoy ran away...
Thinking this way, Shadow Wing took it more seriously.
Sure enough, Xue Mu wrote the protagonist so horribly and horribly, that people could not wait for a righteous man to clean him up immediately. But he was always playing around to escape from birth... Shadow Wing believed that this ups and downs of hunting and escape would surely arouse the mood of the tea-drinking crowd in the teahouse, and he secretly said that Xue Mu really had a hand.
But then his expression began to be astonished.
Countless failed pursuits have angered six doors and a powerful female head catcher... The female head catcher personally shot the prostitute, but she did not fall into the trap and was caught by the prostitute...
I thought that Xue Mu would write that there was a righteous hero to save him, but it was completely fine. He actually wrote that the thief's secret room was a female head catcher!
What kind of humiliation, training, destroying the mind, and inspiring the female head-catching instinct... all kinds of fancy and various mentalities, written incisively and vividly, it is simply a textbook for secret room training!
So what, "Even though her heart is extremely angry, but the female head catching body still can't help but twist", "The thief laughs: Say no, the body is still very honest..."
What is this, Xue Mu, have you tried it?
Shadow Wing could almost imagine the scene where the people in the teahouse gritted their teeth with hatred and their eyes glowed while listening, wondering if they should be a righteous knight from the sky, or should they be a thief...
This will teach bad kids...
It's fine to teach bad kids, but do you know what the six-door female head catchers represent? Although there is more than one female head-catcher in the six doors, anyone's first reaction is Xiahoudi...think about Xiahoudi's expression when he heard this story. The picture is too beautiful to look at.
Yingyi felt something in his heart. It seemed that the six doors were not moving last night, and Xue Mu was also angry. He was also retaliating. So let's just say, this guy is terribly petty.
Xue Mu continued to write and write quickly.
The prostitute tasted the female head-catcher, and his mentality changed a little. Slowly I felt that the good girl was meaningless, and the magic hand began to reach out to the woman with status and status...
However, women with status are not easy to start, and they are often heavily guarded. The prostitutes hunt day after day without a chance, and they gradually become anxious. But finally one day, he found an opportunity.
There was a princess who was in trouble, who lived among the people, and he learned the identity. After that was another long story...
Shadow Wing finally spit out a sip of tea, feeling that mood for some reason.
This time not only provoked six doors, but also provoked the royal family! This can't be described as stingy, saying that he must report a mistake!
Xue Mu also didn't endlessly write pornographic paragraphs. As soon as the pen was closed, when the reader's hatred of the thief reached its peak, a real expert finally took action. This expert is not afraid of taking drugs, is not deceived at all, and is better than an adulterer. Under the eyes of her insight, the adulterer can't hide how to dress up.
The expert lightly slapped the thief Tianling with a light palm, ending his sinful life, while leaving a sentence: "Your tricks are useless to my Xingyue Sect."
The full text is over.
Yingyi's expression finally became colorful.
In fact, this article has no plot at all, but the atmosphere is very turbulent, it can mobilize the audience's emotions, and it is a very qualified teahouse article. Insulting female head-catchers and princesses will make the old tea shoppers' blood and listen repeatedly... Only in terms of increasing the popularity of the teahouse, Xue Mu has accomplished the task well.
But how many birds are there on this stone?
The meaning of revenge is obvious, and this item doesn't seem important now. What is really important is that I finally made an advertisement for the Xingyue Sect, which means that the woman who has learned the technique of my Xingyue Sect will not be afraid of prostitutes... This article has spread, and I don't know how many disciples the Xingyue Sect will charge!
Fresh blood, this is the foundation of a sect!
Stunned for a long time, Shadow Wing finally smiled bitterly: "Xingyue Sect has Director Xue, it's really better than thousands of troops."
Xue Mu laughed and said, "Thank you for your reward."
Shadow Wing sighed: "This article, I'm not suitable for Fengbolou..."
Xue Mu pretended not to understand: "Why? Would the guests not like to listen?"
"Guests will love to listen very much, and they will never tire of listening." Yingyi said with a blank expression: "The problem is that when the six doors are opened, Fengbo Tower will not be destroyed once it is good. What business is there?"
Xue Mu laughed and said, "Don't worry about this. This article will also be circulated in Baihuayuan, not only the Fengbolou family, let alone Xiahoudi knows who the author is, and will only come to me at that time. Even if you find Fengbolou, you Tell Xia Houdi directly that this is what Xue Mu meant, and she will not hold you down."
Shadow Wing's heart moved: "So Mr. Xue has other intentions?"
"That doesn't matter to Sect Master Shadow Wing, is it? You have already got what you want." Xue Mu leaned on the chair and drank tea leisurely: "Could it be the master of the dignified Wuhen Dao, afraid of six doors?"
Shadow Wing was not irritated, but instead said: "I could choose not to use this story, but... If Director Xue is willing to tell me the deep meaning of this article and solve my confusion, then Storm Tower can cooperate."
Xue Mu was stunned. He didn't know what Shadow Wing meant. Could it be the willingness to strengthen cooperation? He thought for a while and lowered his voice: "This story is written for two people, one is Xiahoudi, and the other is...Acacia Sect Lu Shutong."
Yingyi instantly grasped what Xue Mu meant.
Sure enough, Xue Mu wrote the female head catcher, not just for exasperation, he also hid a deeper intention, deliberately inciting the battle between Six Doors and the Hehuan Sect!
Lu Shutong is a real thief, and it is very likely to be provoked by this story to hunt female head-catchers and experience the protagonist style... On the other hand, everyone in Jingshi is talking about the story of lewd thief insulting female head-catcher. Eighty percent of Xiahoudi couldn't sit still, and would be provoked to provoke the world to kill prostitutes to prove the power of six doors.
If the two sides collide together...
So Xue Mu was not afraid of Xiahoudi calling the door to make trouble, and he even waited for you to come. When he really came to the door, he only needed to mock: Lu Shutong's kind of prostitute is still alive and moisturized, you have six doors to kill prostitutes, what's the use of finding me?
In this way, it doesn't matter if Lu Shutong doesn't show up, just shrink back. Six doors will take the initiative to find something.
The Hehuan Sect was feared to be stunned by Kuiye last night, but now Xue Mu has continued to work harder, and it is estimated that he intends to further conquer this major demon sect that has been competing for thousands of years. Others use force to kill, is he... using articles to kill?
Shadow Wing was silent for a long, long time. Suddenly he took out two volumes of books from his arms and handed them to Xue Mu: "One volume is the poison scripture of this sect, and the other volume is the information of various parties in the capital spied on by Fengbolou this year. There is no reservation... you and me The two cases of cooperation have officially begun."