Chapter 254: Set off firecrackers in the hut?
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Eternal First Immortal Sect
- Centrifugal
- 1120 characters
- 2021-01-31 05:27:31
A full pot of thick soup was quickly drunk under the double offensive of Elder Lu and Guardian Lu.
Elder Lu loved his son very much, so he let him drink two bowls.
Hmm... As for himself, he drank eight bowls!
"Hiccup..." Elder Lu gave a big hiccup, his face full of contentment.
The ancestor of water and fire used his pot of medicinal food, but it condensed after exhausting a lot of his precious medicinal materials. The fragrance is naturally extremely amazing, and the taste can be said to be unparalleled in the world.
Half of the big pot of soup went into Lichen's stomach, and the remaining half was eaten by Elder Lu and his son.
"Father, you said that the cooking skills of this ancestor of water and fire can be so good!" Lu Guan stared at the boiler that was already dripping before his eyes, then turned to his father and asked.
"Who knows, maybe he is more talented." Elder Lu gave a big yawn, and then said a little tiredly.
He had just recovered from a serious illness, especially today he wasted so much physical strength, and now he really feels a little tired.
Lu Guan nodded, just about to turn around and leave, but his face changed suddenly.
He felt like something was going to break out of his chest and abdomen.
Lu Guan's strength is just the peak of Wu Zun, and there is a big gap between Wu Sheng, so even if he drinks the least soup, the effect of the medicine is the fastest.
"Father, my stomach hurts..." Lu Guan stretched out a hand to cover his stomach, and then said pitifully.
"Why don't you go to the hut because your stomach hurts? Why are you staying here for your father? Is it possible that you want to solve it here?" Elder Lu kicked Lu Guan angrily. This kick was impartial and directly kicked on Lu Guan's. On the ass.
"Oh, father, don't kick your butt, you're coming out!" Lu Guan screamed in a hurry, and then said sweating profusely.
"It's such a trash, how old a person is, he still has a stomachache!" Elder Lu gave a cold snort, and then unceremoniously asked Lu Guan out.
After Guan Lu walked out of the door of Elder Lu's room, he hurriedly ran toward the location of the hut.
His body instantly turned into a flash of lightning, and disappeared in the same place almost instantly.
About ten minutes after Lu Guan left, Elder Lu's brows suddenly wrinkled together.
"Oh, my stomach hurts too!" Elder Lu exclaimed, and then hurriedly covered his stomach with surprise in his heart.
He is a super power in the martial arts realm. He hasn't experienced anything like a bad stomach for hundreds of years.
"Could it be that the medicated diet is too supplemental? No, I have to go to the hut as soon as possible!" Elder Lu muttered to himself first, then his face changed drastically, and his body instantly disappeared in place.
Elder Lu's stomach hurts to death at this moment, he has forgotten to open the door of the void, but quickly rushed towards the distance.
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About half an hour ago, Li Chen had already rushed to the toilet.
Li Chen kicked open the door of the toilet, and then squatted in without hesitation.
Li Chen untied his belt very skillfully, his brows were tightly wrinkled, and he almost wanted to die.
He knows his laxative very well, after all, he personally configured it!
"Fuck it, I didn't expect it was my first move. It really killed the dog!" Li Chen squatted in the pit with his pouted, feeling extremely dull.
"I hope that the weight of the water and fire ancestors will not be too much, otherwise, I am afraid I will have to pull out the intestines!" Li Chen directly became a big bitter melon face, which was originally very bloated, and now it looks even more swollen. Very ugly.
Li Chen counted the time silently, and soon the medicinal effect began to appear, as if the river was overwhelmed, and his stomach began to roar continuously.
"Come on!!!" Li Chen's eyes stunned and Liu Yuan suddenly held his breath.
"Cracking..." The voice kept ringing, like a firecracker.
A handyman disciple happened to be passing by the hut. He originally planned to go in and solve it, but after hearing the strange noise, he just froze in place.
"Fuck, who set off firecrackers in the hut?" The handyman disciple looked awkward, and finally hesitated for a long time before turning his head to leave.
Li Chen at this moment, his face was as if he had eaten stool, and his entire face was red with pain.
"Your sister's ancestor of water and fire, how many laxatives did you put on it!" Li Chen was about to collapse at this moment, and he felt his calves were a little weak.
The potion that Lichen deployed was called Fei Liu 3,000 feet down!
As the name suggests, after eating a whole bottle, it takes almost three thousand feet to end it!
"Oh, why didn't I equip some antidote at that time? It's really miserable now!" Li Chen's brows were tightly frowned, and his face was crying.
At this moment, a huge figure suddenly flew out not far away, and the golden-winged dragon sculpture slowly landed outside the pit.
The golden-winged dragon sculpture fluttered its wings. It opened the door of the cottage and walked directly in.
The Golden Winged Dragon Sculpture is very large, more than ten feet wide. After entering the hut, the hut is instantly full.
It stands to reason that the huts of the Tiandi School are large enough to accommodate dozens of people in the toilet.
But the body of the gold-winged dragon carving is too big, and a bird occupies almost the entire cottage!
The Golden Winged Dragon Eagle squatted down very skillfully, and then he was ready to vent.
At this moment, the golden-winged dragon sculpture's expression suddenly froze there, and it smelled an indescribable smell.
"vomit!!!
"The Golden Winged Dragon Eagle opened its big mouth. It squatted down and began to vomit violently.
"..." Li Chen, who squatted in the corner, continued to struggle and work hard, completely ignoring the performance of the golden-winged dragon sculpture.
"Oh..." The golden-winged dragon carving kept spitting out sour water, and the entire bird body began to tremble violently, as if it would suffocate at any time.
"Fuck, who's this TM! You ate shit???" If the Golden Winged Dragon Eagle could speak, it would definitely curse.
"Cracking..." In the hut, the sound of firecrackers continued to sound, almost deafening.
With the passage of time, the smell in the cottage became stronger and stronger. Before the golden-winged dragon carving came back to his senses, he smelled this extremely terrifying strong smell again.
"Hey..."
The pupils of the Golden Winged Dragon Sculpture contracted directly, its two bird legs kicked outward, and then it fainted completely.