Chapter 26: My giant baby, the country supports me (8)
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Everyone Knows I am a Good Man
- Cat in sugar
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- 2021-01-30 01:04:15
The venue, whether on or off stage, was shocked and speechless.
In the silence, the sky is dusty-under the corpse of the small house, only Ji Changze is still trying to introduce other functions of 301.
"301 not only has the function of protecting the main, it also has the aftermath function."
With that, Ji Changze calmly took out the mask he had prepared from his arms and put it on his face. After the mask was worn, he extended his hand, grabbed it, and grabbed the dust from the palm of his hand, and showed it to him. The audience below watched.
The voice is faint and very calm:
"Now the pollution is serious, even our robot competition held indoors will have so much dust pollution."
The audience below: "..."
Are you selective amnesia? ? ?
Isn't this dust all because the house was bombarded by your robot? ! !
Ji Changze didn't even go to the audience's face full of question marks, and continued to popularize science:
"A large amount of dust will affect the human body. Inhaling a large amount of dust containing free silica can easily cause nodular fibrosis of the lungs, but if you have a 301, the situation is very different."
He said to the robot next to him; "301, turn on the filtering function."
The robot nodded and stepped forward, opening its mouth wide as the audience watched in horror.
Its appearance looks like an ordinary human male. In order to indicate the identity of the robot, Ann's hair was not specifically given, so the iron brain was exposed.
In addition, it is completely a human appearance.
But one opened his mouth ...
The audience under the stage watched his big mouth with half of his head after the opening, all with a look of dumbfounded face.
There are even the sounds of the children who were brought to the game by their parents to be scared and cry.
Then, under the eyes of everyone, the sound of a vacuum cleaner appeared in the mouth of 301.
Everyone: "..."
They stared blankly at the robot with its mouth wide open and looked up, sucking the air in the air while making the sound of a vacuum cleaner in its mouth, while walking around and changing its posture.
Ji Changze also explained intimately next to him: "The design of 301 is not rigid, he can perfectly purify the air left and right around the host."
In order to be able to up the dust 360 degrees without dead angles, 301 has various postures.
Squat-open mouth.
Stand up straight-open your mouth.
Lean forward-open your mouth.
Lie on the ground-open your mouth.
Etc., etc.
Think about it, a group of people stood silently under the stage, watching a robot Zhang Da have a mouth as big as its half of the brain, using a pose that you ca n’t think of, but you ca n’t. Sucking airborne dust.
A group of people: "..."
Cheng Yueyang: "... Qinghui, this is what you let Nagasawa do?"
Zheng Qinghui is also in a daze.
It took him a while to recover the ability to make a sound: "I, I just let Nagasawa add a little home function to 301, which can sweep the floor or something."
Zhang Zejun: "... did you say anything else?"
Zheng Qinghui covered his face: "I have said that it would be nice if I could purify the air by the way, but I really said casually, you believe me, really !!"
The 301 on the stage really has a powerful purification function, and within five minutes, after its efforts in various postures, the dust on the stage that was originally caused by the hut being bombarded into dust was completely gone.
Ji Changze took off his mask and showed a smile, reached out and grabbed it again in the air, and then spread it out to everyone:
"Look, it's gone."
Very convincing-a ghost!
Isn't the point that this guy came to the game, but the result was that his robot blew a room? ! !
The host has no idea what to do.
And Ji Changze continued: "At the same time, 301's home function is also very powerful, and it can be used to clean the surrounding air. 301 can also be used as a vacuum cleaner, and it will plan its own route to ensure that no corners are missed. . "
Zheng Qinghui was relieved.
Hurry to the roommate and Qi Yishu around: "This is what I asked him to do, and those who were really not me before."
Qi Yishu squeezed the glow stick tightly; "You ... do you let Nagasawa do this?"
Zheng Qinghui: "???
Isn't it just a vacuum cleaner? ?
He turned his head and looked at the scene on the stage in a daze.
On the stage, 301 lay on the ground, twisting forward like a bug, with its mouth wide open, and twirling while sucking on the ground.
He is not a human being. His creeping and twisting speed is not too slow. In such a little time, he has already been on the stage twice.
If you want to describe it.
Probably the bulldozer.
Audiences:"……"
Zheng Qinghui: "..."
He caught the strange eyes of the three.
"No, it didn't mean that when I mentioned it to Nagasawa, I just wanted to get an ordinary vacuum cleaner! Really !!! Really !!!"
The host has reacted a little bit. Although it is unclear whether they will continue in this situation, as a professional host, he still chooses to save the scene.
Of course, before saving the scene, he moved slightly away from the ground and moved his body to push the earth ... No, vacuuming 301.
"Wow ... that's really amazing, that is, this classmate, the robot, no, isn't the 301's force value a bit high? It seems a little bit not complete."
Ji Changze nodded:
"I have also considered this issue. Indeed, the weapon of 301 may have some lethality, but don't worry about it at all, because we have done other protective functions for him."
The host was relieved.
Just have the protection function, just have it.
He just said.
Anyway, they are also students from well-known universities. How could they not know how to protect themselves?
Zheng Qinghui underneath was also relieved.
"Look, Nagasawa still has a sense."
The host had a smile on his face, and it was not so far away from the bulldozer 301 that came to him:
"So what is the protection function?"
Is it a protection mechanism that will not harm humans?
The probability is this.
Otherwise, the function of protecting the owner ’s property is a threat to social order.
He is confident.
Ji Changze showed him the spatula in his hand:
"Protect the owner's property damage mechanism."
The host's smile froze, he stared at the spatula in front of him, with Ji Changze's faint voice in his ear: "301 destroyed the whole house, but the owner's property, that is, this spatula has not been damaged."
host:"……"
Yeah, you know, did it ruin a house.
Ji Changze finally brought a little satisfaction on the cold face.
Take a wet tissue from his pocket and wipe it over the dusty spatula:
"Look, after wiping it clean, it will still be as bright as before. Looking at the spatula handle, there will be no small cracks. 301 will use various calculations before choosing. You can return to Zhao. "
He touched the spatula and smiled:
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"The reason why the 301's weapon function is to bomb the other party to ashes is also to protect the owner's property to the greatest extent. After all, in most cases, even the most dust will not cause any damage to the owner's property.
"With 301, when you encounter a robbery situation, you can order it to shoot, so that not only your belongings can be returned intact, but the robbers can also catch their hands."
host:"……"
The audience below: "..."
Was it a catch? ! !
That is the ashes of the sky, okay! !
Oh wrong.
The ashes may not stay.
After all, 301 also has a [purify air] function.
It can be described as a one-stop service for killing corpses and ruins, ensuring that no one can find a loophole.
After the introduction of Ji Changze, a serious one, according to the teaching of the roommates before, bowed to the audience below:
"Our 301 has been introduced. It is a joint work between me and my roommates. This robot will be displayed in the public area later. We will all explain it online. Finally, thank you for Qinghui who proposed various functional designs. Robots will not be so perfect. "
Zheng Qinghui: "..."
He met the strange eyes of the three again.
Zheng Qinghui covered his face.
Why is he always the one who bears the blame! !
Cheng Yueyang also covered his face and whispered into Zheng Qinghui's ear, asking, "How did you tell Nazawa when he asked him to do this function?"
"I……"
Zheng Qinghui thought of what he had said before.
Attack power ... The higher the better.
He covered his face again.
Well, this pot, he really has to recite it.
Zhang Zejun is quite optimistic:
"It's okay. Although there is a little mistake, isn't our 301 also amazing? The big deal is that we don't need to make weapons in the future."
After talking, he saw Qi Yishu looking at the stage with a stunned expression, thinking that the girl was scared and timid, he quickly comforted:
"Yishu, are you okay? Don't be afraid, Nagasawa said that this function can only be used once."
Qi Yishu was awakened by this sentence, and when he recovered, his eyes were bright and he began to wave the glow stick in his hand:
"Ahhhhhhhhh, Nagasawa, you are so good !!!"
Most of the students are new born calves and are not afraid of tigers. Most of the boys are very interested in weapons. Previously, the 301 had too much lethality to bluff them. Now Qi Yishu shouted like this. There is nothing to fear, whistling one by one whistling, cheering cheering.
"Brothers are amazing !!"
"66666!"
Even though there is a little episode in the middle of Demo 301.
But after watching this demo, everyone felt that the first place was 301.
Not to mention the competition between students.
Even in the whole country, 301 is also the best.
According to the competition regulations, the jury voted for the top three in these three days, and the students returned to school with their robots.
Zheng Qinghui took out his mobile phone as soon as he went back, and it turned out that there was already a hot post in the school forum.
[Students of our school participate in the robot making competition and shock the audience! ! 】
"Hahahahahaha! We are on fire in the school forum! Fire is on !!!"
He was not happy, Cheng Yueyang took out his mobile phone: "Lying trough! Don't just look at the forum, you look at Weibo, we are all on the hot search."
Zhang Zejun also turned on the phone to see: "Comments are all about our robot cow, hehe hehe."
The three were still students. How could they be upset when they were so proud of their robots? They immediately sat at their desks and looked at the comments.
Ji Changze sat quietly in his chair and sent a message to Qi Yishu.
Zheng Qinghui looked cool, Le Diandian raised his head: "Our robot is so hot, someone will definitely buy it."
Zhang Zejun nodded: "Yes, the price will be high."
Cheng Yueyang couldn't be more excited: "Are we going to wait for the buyer to come?"
Zheng Qinghui is confident:
"Wait, there will definitely be. Looking at the whole world, we are also particularly prominent. Maybe someone wants to steal it. Isn't it the same in TV shows?"
Zhang Zejun was helpless: "You watch less TV series, we haven't asked you, what killing and corpse killing function, what do you do to make Nagasawa add this, do you know how dangerous it is."
"I just said it casually, how do I know that Nagasawa really has this ability, eh, we don't care about such a trivial matter, anyway, if someone buys it, we can't just uninstall this function, I see that clean air The function is pretty good, now the haze is so big. "
Cheng Yueyang and Zhang Zejun didn't believe him much.
They looked at Zheng Qinghui suspiciously: "We were with Nagasawa during the transformation, don't talk to him nonsense, you see how big this incident is."
Zheng Qinghui waved his hand, not thinking: "Isn't this good? If it weren't too loud, we wouldn't get angry. Besides, it didn't make much noise. The police / inspectors didn't come."
-Bang.
There was a knock on the door outside.
Zheng Qinghui got up with a smile: "I drive, I will drive."
He opened the door and his expression froze.
Zheng Qinghui looked at the outside in a row, wearing an explosion-proof suit. Behind them, there was still a row in hand ... was that a gun? ? Is it a gun? ?
Seeing him open the door, he took out his documents for the stern and honest person and gave him a glance.
"Hello, Country x Department, please cooperate."
Zheng Qinghui: "..."
Cheng Yueyang saw that he didn't move when he opened the door, and looked up strangely: "Qinghui, who?"
Zheng Qinghui: "Probably ... it's a policeman, a policeman / chat ... right ..."
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