Chapter 643: My lord, the times have changed (5)
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Everyone Knows I am a Good Man
- Cat in sugar
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- 2021-01-30 01:08:53
() Ji Changze is having a meeting in the conference room.
The team members are all sitting, and he is standing on the stage with a serious expression: "In recent times, the supernaturalists have exposed too frequently. We can't make up for one thing when something happens. We must start from the overall situation and make arrangements in advance. In order to prevent the task assigned to us by the country from being destroyed."
"So, I propose that starting from tomorrow, find out the official publicity department on the Internet and let them announce that there are patients who have fled in the name of the mental hospital. Don't say how many people have fled, so that it is convenient for us Serbs, and find a reliable one. The reason to explain why these mental patients have to do these strange things one by one."
As he was talking with Balabala, the next team member raised his hand.
Ji Changze: "Speak."
The team members stood up: "Boss, the Propaganda Department does not have an account of the mental hospital."
"If you don't have one, build one! Also, if someone makes you stand up and talk, you won't be able to speak while sitting, right? Sit down for me!"
Ji Changze continued: "Recently, some of my colleagues' thinking is very problematic, and they spread rumors about me being stingy and revengeful."
"I'm not naming you by name anymore. Anyway, you are all talking nonsense. What a generous and no grudge I am, you will know it slowly, and the meeting will be over!"
He took the lead to leave with a sneer on his face.
Behind them, the team members looked at each other.
"What does the boss mean?"
"How could he be so careful not to hold grudges."
"Also, what is meant by slowly we will know in the future, isn't the boss planning to write it down first and then settle the account after autumn?"
Ji Changze didn't care about how these team members were muttering to himself. He directly sent a message to the official propaganda department. Early the next morning, many netizens who paid attention to this matter discovered that there was an official from a mental hospital. Bo claimed the birdman male.
[We are sorry for the impact on the public, because the security system of the hospital was recently renovated, and the patient fled. At present, we have contacted the police to arrest the discharged patients. Please do not panic. Most of these patients are The world has a wrong perception and has no intention of hurting others. 】
[The escaped patients are all living in the same ward. After communicating with each other, they think they are all kinds of supernatural phenomena. If you encounter patients in our hospital, just follow their words and call the police quickly. Thank you for your cooperation. Patient reward: 5w /One. 】
Although the official blog of this psychiatric hospital is an old account, it has few fans. As a result, after the claim message was sent, various big v reposts, and the number of fans began to rise.
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, so you not only escaped a patient? It was the first time I saw a mental patient who returned to the hospital with a bounty. 】
[It’s not that I said that although you have a good attitude towards admitting mistakes, you should not send out the names of those patients. We don’t know what they look like and how to find someone. 】
An official blog replied under this comment: [I’m really sorry, because these patients’ family members don’t approve of direct disclosure of the patient’s actual information, so they can only search blindly, but it doesn’t matter, these patients are easy to recognize, if they give themselves confused, For example, you can call the police if you think you can fly, think you can breathe fire, think you can be invisible, etc. 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The mental patient escaped from the hospital, and the mental hospital issued a bounty for chasing down. This news is enough for me to laugh for a year. 】
[So is Bulb Man from your mental hospital hahahahahahaha. 】
[Little baby, my dear, let's have an action to catch the mentally ill. After the reward is received, we will go to travel. 】
[Hahahahahahahahaha my mouth hurts when I laugh. 】
People on the Internet were down with laughter.
And in the middle of the night, a long-haired, faceless, half-human body with only the upper half of the body, and a little bit of nothing on his body, slowly climbed onto the shore along the water.
On the shore, there are a few spirit-fishing guys who are talking and laughing in a low voice while looking at the fluorescent float in the water.
The monster on the shore saw these people, twisting slightly, and exuding a pleasant and greedy atmosphere. It slowly crawled towards the other side, and had already imagined in his mind that they would eat the brains of these mortals. Delicious.
A few minutes later, a scream sounded on the shore.
Half an hour later, Ji Changze got out of the RV with an ugly expression on his face.
When he landed on the ground, he didn't waste time, and directly asked the colleague who had arrived: "Where is that stuff?"
I’m fighting with a few colleagues over there. It’s weird. Its claws look so short, but it can’t be pulled off as soon as it hits someone. It’s very strong and very heavy. We wear it. With protective clothing, it can’t be scratched, but the skin on its body is very hard, and we can’t kill it. Now the situation is no one can do anything.
"Well, how about ordinary people?"
"It was just frightened. When this thing ran towards them, they hurried to get into the car, but now several people are very scared, and they keep asking us what it is, Team Ji, look at this?"
Obviously he was pressing the head of the Yibao group who was called up to work at night, squinting at the distant place, gritted his teeth and said, "Just call it a sloth."
"But its hair is very long."
"That's a tree with long hair
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lazy. "
"Okay Ji team, what do we do with it now? It's very fierce, heavy in size, and thick-skinned. It just opened the wooden warehouse and didn't penetrate it. How about induced it into the cage? Ji team?? You have to wear protective clothing to discipline the team."
Ji Changze was full of irritability and frustration when he was forced to work overtime. He didn't even hear what his colleagues behind him called. He strode forward and said to those colleagues who were still fighting with the monster: "Give me all Get out of the way."
As soon as my colleague was trying to kick the monster that was holding his legs, when he saw that he was not wearing protective clothing, he quickly said: "Ji team, you have to wear protective clothing. This thing is very powerful. None of us can touch it. You If you don’t wear protective clothing for a while, it will pull you at you..."
-Tear.
Ji Changze grabbed the monster's hair and pulled it off forcibly.
Before the monster reacted and wanted to stretch out his claws to grab him, he just grabbed his hair and slapped him on the ground.
One beat, two beats, three beats, four, five, six...
Heavy dust and deep pits were photographed on the ground.
"Are you special!! What are you making at night!! Will you die during the day! Will you die!!"
――Boom, boom, boom!
"You have great strength! Give me a big one! Show me the big one!!"
-Bang Bang Bang!
"Catch people, pull people, right? I call you pull, I call you pull!!"
Ji Changze didn't hit it on the ground, and directly started to hit the big tree beside it.
It was another meal bang bang bang.
The team members who just put on protective clothing and rushed over: "..."
The supernatural person who was asked to volunteer for 30 days with Wang Can: "..."
Other colleagues who can't do anything with this monster no matter how they do it: "..."
Everyone stood dumbfounded, watching Ji Changze grab the monster crazy and pat it on the ground, on the tree, and on the rock.
The monster shed green blood, and the paws that had been waving wildly before also lost strength, and only occasionally tried to hook.
This time it really touched Ji Changze's arm.
Suddenly, the leader of the alien protection group who was already venting his anger became even more angry.
"You still dare! Do you dare to beat me!!"
--boom! !
He directly threw the monster to the ground with a force heavier than before, and stomped on it.
"Hit me, hit me, hit me!! Get up! Hit me!!!"
monster:"……"
It didn't know where it made a cry of bitter resentment, and it suddenly accumulated all its strength and rushed towards Ji Changze's face.
It's going to dig out this person's brain, eat the brain inside to avenge it.
This time he successfully pounced on Ji Changze's face.
The other people who were still watching with shocked faces suddenly saw Ji Changze's face being bashed.
"Boss!!!"
"Ji team!!"
However, Ji Changze took out the b-i'sh0u hanging around his waist without rushing.
Thorn thorn thorn thorn -
Thorn thorn thorn thorn -
--Snapped!
The monster that had been pierced with countless blood holes was powerless and fell to the ground.
And Ji Changze, who still had its green blood on his face, didn't let it go, and rushed on with an angry face and continued to stab.
"Come on! Bite me! Do you have a mouth? You! I stab you to death, you stab you to death, and you noisy me to sleep again!!! Noisy again!!!"
Seeing that the monster was out of air, the team members who finally reacted rushed up to hug Ji Changze.
"Boss, calm down, boss, let's play almost, in case it's still useful."
"What's the use!! You guys get out of my way, I'm going to kill this turtle grandson!!! Come on!!! Come on!!! Are you so annoying Laozi!!!"
In the end, Ji Changze was cautiously and forcefully held away by a few brawny teammates.
A team quickly winked at colleagues in other departments: "Don't hurry up and get this thing away."
It's hard to say whether you can live without taking it away for a while.
"Ah? Oh, oh, well, hurry up, bring the cage over, and hurry up."
These colleagues are like thieves. They are fast. They take a careful look at Ji Changze's direction from time to time while working, and finally lift the monster to the car with the cage. They breathed a sigh of relief. I yelled to them: "Then let's take this thing back and study it first, um, I will invite you to dinner next time, goodbye."
After that, I was afraid to shoot the driver: "Go, go, and the discipline team will catch up again."
Oh my god, no wonder everyone said that the leader of the alien protection team was grumpy and violent. This is so dare to get up.
As the car whizzed away, Ji Changze had been staring at the car's sha're:n gaze slowly disappeared, and when he looked at the teammates and the two powers around him, he turned into aversion to irritability.
But this time no one felt that his attitude was bad.
Compared with the boss just now, this is already considered gentle.
They didn’t know much before
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It was enough to complain that the boss was bad-tempered towards them.
In this comparison, the little trippers that the boss gave them before can be regarded as playhouses.
The two abilities are even more dare not to come out.
At this moment, they have an idea in their hearts.
After they were killed, they didn't dare to provoke Ji Changze.
"Boss, calm down, calm down, stop being angry, come on, have a glass of milk and feel comfortable."
Ji Changze took the milk and took a sip: "I'm not angry anymore, but it's just a monster with no face, maybe no brain, I'm angry with it."
Everyone: "..." It seemed like you were not the one who almost had torn the monster just now.
"What kind of expressions do you think I am such a person who is so easy to get angry and hate? Didn't I tell you earlier, I am always generous and never bear hatred. Okay, I am going to sleep. I am not allowed to quarrel. "
other people:"……"
They looked at the fifteen-year-old boy who had put on his blindfold and lay on the bed in the RV, and finally understood what Ji Changze meant by "not holding grudges".
Yes, he never holds grudges.
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