: Festival: Old World Spirits
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Evil Break
- Lazy Old Hu
- 1466 characters
- 2021-03-01 08:04:33
The night star capital of the empire, the eternal mother star Azeroth, the assembly hall of the night palace.
His Majesty the Emperor God is losing his temper at the moment.
"How many times have you said! Ah? Tama's let you make Agus into an imperial theme park of the empire, now give me a rotten tail project, right! Lao Tzu is also pointing there to earn gold coins!"
"His Majesty the Emperor, that ... Argus, mainly because the new Titan Abolitioner in the core of the planet is expected to be born soon, so the construction work will be stopped for a while."
An uncle of night elves with some gray hair came out and bowed to the emperor Sarodar on the throne, and then began to explain the reason for the shutdown. He was the emperor's mirror, Fandral Deer Helmet.
Sarodar nodded slightly when he heard the words, tapping on the throne armrest for a moment, then turned his head to look at the sub-seats on both sides below the throne, at which moment a holographic projection of six Titans stood.
"Sa, Mr. Argus, is that all right? Is the planet God Iron ready?"
Sargeras did not reply immediately, but turned his head to look to the side, as if someone came suddenly beside him.
"Elena! You traitor! You even let some of my essence of will go out independently! You ... uh ... I have no opinion."
Having said halfway, Mr. Sa suddenly changed his face. It seems that his wife, who has the title of Thai tank star, has started to show her power.
Then Mr. Sa was pushed aside, and the holographic projection became Elena's appearance.
"It's done, the essence of the spirit will of the earth reserve is now independent, so let the group of Naru shut up! Who dare to come to point out my husband Sargeras, then hit it!"
Gathered in the hall for a while, it seemed that everyone was unwilling to provoke the tigress.
"Tell me what's wrong, Sargeras wasn't kind to him, he ..."
"Shut up! You useless Titan deity, your refuge has been operating at a loss for more than half a year, so I am here to speak!"
Agramama, who was injured by 9999 points of mental crit, immediately covered her chest and looked at Xiao Suo.
Follow, Elena disappeared into the holographic projection, pulling Sargeras back.
"Cough, what's the matter, Ali Sander, the next item." His Majesty the Emperor Yongye turned his head to nod to the second wife and chief prime minister standing beside him.
Elly Sand waved her hand, and a small holographic projection appeared in front of her.
"It's still about Lord Sargeras. Stormwind City sent another protest. A group of fearful demon kings of the Burning Legion still commit illegal chain fraud in the territory of the alliance. Now as many as 300 people have been defrauded, which can be defined as MLM gangs. At this time the video record sent by Stormwind. "
In the Stormwind Trade Zone, at the gate of the Golden Rose Hotel, a group of dreadlords in gorgeous rune armor are handing out leaflets everywhere, or they are pulling people passing by to give endless speeches.
"The latest investment project of the Dark Burning Legion! The secret support of the Dark Night Empire! The development of the Agus planet large-scale evil theme park, now only need to pay 3,000 gold coins, even if you are officially invested, you will get 120,000 gold coins a year later. Generous rewards! And every time you introduce a downline member, you can get a 10% commission immediately. What are you hesitating? Opportunities are reserved for smart people who are prepared, and discerning people who see the situation clearly! The official support of the new Pantheon is secret, and you can earn no compensation! "
As soon as the screen changed, the Stormwind Trade Zone had raised a banner, and a group of emotional people were holding the Arcane Crystal loudspeaker and yelling at them.
"The Burning Legion loses money! Pay back our hard-earned money! You shameless demons! The Fear Devil rolls out of the Alliance's territory! We do not accept them as official residents of the Alliance!"
"Sargras, you who grew up eating sheep's shit! I lost the gold coins of Lao Tzu! That's the one-year tax of Lao Tzu Thom Som! Longevity! The Lord of the Wars of Lordaeron does not matter! Silver Dawn does not matter! Now the storm The city doesn't matter! We have to be fair! Is there any way to do it! Oh ... give me a glass of thunder ale, thank you. "
Oscar flash drill, this dwarf was standing on top of a pile of wooden boxes at the moment, holding a big horn in his hand and constantly making waves of disturbing people.
"Oscar !!! You dwarf bug !!! You even continue to spread disgusting rumors that you are flying to other planets on the wings of death! You will definitely die today! Black Dragon Army, attack! Kill him!"
A tremendous roar descended from the sky, the video camera shivered, and then shone to the sky, a giant armored black dragon covering the sky and screaming, a small part of the human being in the trade area was also a twisted transformation at the moment, turning into a high More than two meters of the Black Dragon, rushed towards Oscar.
"Stop it! Gold-inlaid roses are my property. If your dad dare dares to destroy even a little, you will have to compensate 100 times!"
In the direction of the aristocracy, a female black dragon covered with crystals and gold decorations roared, and Onyxia's most hated thing now is his mad father and his rival Oscar.
Can't the dead dwarf stop for a while! What do you do to poke the wings of death!
"This is Stormwind City's Anti-Gryphon Brigade, Death Wings, you have been surrounded! According to the air ban regulations you violated, you will be fined a thousand gold coins and immediately landed! Come down and pay!
A team of more than a dozen Griffon Knights roared, and each Griffon had a pair of jet boosters installed on both sides of its buttocks.
At this moment they raised the loudspeaker in their hands, and the roar of Grand Duke Bervar played circularly in the horn.
"Let's be smart about wine as a song and share the prosperity of the world ..."
A full-body, white Quel'Thalas stalker passed the chaotic trade zone and ran towards the gates of Heroes Valley and Stormwind City.
On the bird's back, Hirai Man Kael'thas intimately hugs Sunwell's incarnation An Weina and spread dog food in public.
"Shut up! Get out!"
"Wings of death, my grandma! You come to fight Laozi! Laozi will be afraid that your Laozi will not be called Oscar!"
"You shut up too!"
The night Emperor Sarodar quietly looked at this video record without saying a word for a long time.
After a moment. . .
"Mr. Sa, please pay the money. Who made you fearful demon kings do anything wrong ... Hey, right, ask Elena, did you take a picture this time? Go back and show me , Miss the miss. "
"Your Majesty the Emperor, can your mouse tank move its position ~ EbookFREE.me ~ It's a bit of a place on the square outside the temple."
"That's a rat tank! You illiterate! Also, that's my private art collection! Lao Tzu is happy to put it there! The next item!"
"Next, Queen Sylvanas requested approval for the use of a large-scale natural disaster plague nuclear bomb, because one of her elite undead troops was hit by a planet called Terra Real in the CX-52 star zone. It's time for a devastating attack. "Ali Sander's finger swiped and turned to a page.
"Using a fart, isn't that the planet that I and Elune popped up? According to future observations, the protagonist I selected will soon be in place. You blow me up and play with yarn. ! Dismiss dismissed! "
All in all, although the spirits of Azeroth no longer stand under the main lens, their lives are still going on happily.
After the meeting, the main hall was assembled.
Sarodal looked at the photos of Elena ’s trip to the earth, and there was some memory in her look.
I wish them all the best. . .
"Hey? Say so ... Is the essence of President Sa's will be the protagonist?"
Sarodar then looked at the wall behind him, asked somehow, then turned back and shrugged.
The flower and bird wind and moon ink paintings hanging on the wall unfolded instantaneously. The classical girl protruded half of her body, looked at her master with a mentally retarded look, and then closed the scroll again.
"I hope he is also invincible, don't be like that Duke Marcus, but also always worry about becoming a ghoul without discipline ..."
(This chapter is for old Titan Dawn readers, by the way, what happened after Elena left the earth, ha ha ha ha.)