Chapter 1:

It was only three o'clock in the afternoon when I returned to the apartment. The sun was fierce and the eyes of the white flower tingled.
Qi Qi closed her eyes, not because of the glare of the sun, but because he had almost no strength to open his eyes. For most of the residents here, it is still working time, the whole community is quiet, the surrounding sound seems to be dried up by the heat, attached to the body, and turned into sweat beads.
Qi Qi lives on the seventh floor and usually goes directly up the stairs. At this time, she made an exception and pressed the elevator button.
When the elevator door opened with a "ding", the ringtone of the phone rang almost at the same time, and the sound sounded ten times harsher than usual.
It is said that the mentally debilitated person is particularly sensitive to the sound, and it seems to be true. What's more, in front of me is a closed space, the echo effect is very good.
Qi Qi glanced at the phone number and judged that it was a number that if he didn't answer it now, within the next half hour, the phone would continue ringing, ringing a number that he couldn't sleep. If you turn off the phone, the person who called you may come to the door in an hour, so you do n’t have to sleep.
So pressing the answer key is the best and only option.
"Hey?"
"Brother! Brother, you really came back today! When you are on a business trip, you never answer the phone. I dare not bother you, but I can continue to harass you when you come back!"
Qi Qi felt that her symptoms of mental depression were worse.
"Please press 1 for dinner, 2 for dinner, and 3 for your boyfriend."
"Although I really want to press 2 and 3, but these are waiting first ... May I ask which one is related to the network configuration?"
"This service has not been activated yet, bye." He was about to remove his phone from his ear, and an extremely tragic cry came from inside.
"Brother! I want to drink with you then--"
The killer came.
He sighed helplessly: "I know, let me sleep for a few hours first, and wake up to read the message."
Network dubbing, short for network dubbing, is a circle of dubbing enthusiasts that exists on the network.
Everyone in the network distribution circle has a story, and every story has a beginning.
Qi Qi is no exception.
Qi Qi is a media person, and the nature of his work predestined him to be involved in a wide range of secondary worlds, from public forums to private blogs, from upright academic materials to strange gossip posts. Fresh things are also willing to try.
When Weibo had just started, he already had a personal account and invited many friends around him to join. In the first two or three years, he just looked at current affairs, paid attention to some industry celebrities, and wrote interesting stories about life if he was interested. Until one day the college-age teacher and sister posted him on Weibo.
When I opened it, it turned out to be a popular Weibo with a considerable amount of reposts. The title was "Please ask the person with the sexiest voice around you, let him record a wake-up bell ~ ≧ ▽ ≦ / ~".
Sexy? The moment Qi Qi scanned the title, the corner of her mouth could not help but turned up.
He has been in the TV station for six years. Although he is not a broadcast host, he has also been in touch with many voice-related work. He has basically been immune to it and has no ability to identify his voice. No one had ever commented on him like this before when he was studying.
"I saw your Weibo, didn't you want to chase me? Your boyfriend is an armed policeman, and I don't want to die without a dead body." He called the phone half-jokingly, and heard the person disdain with his nose Grunted.
"I don't want to straighten the bend."
Qi Chen is a calm person. She came out very calmly and did not hide from her friends.
True friends do not need to hide, and those who need to hide cannot be friends. Shimei cried with a snot and tears for this sentence, accompanied him to drink overnight, and spit in the dark the next day in her bedroom, still accusing him of ruining the image of the lady she had been working hard.
Whenever the little girl asks for something, she will move out of the classic opening remark "I want to drink with you".
"Senior brother, I thought I would drink with you--"
"I recorded it for you."
"Hey Hey."
Qi Xiao has always been faithful, and that night she generously recorded a wake-up bell to her sister, who was originally just a fun and happy figure, but did not expect the girl to pass his recording to the Internet the next day, still in the micro Bo announced.
March bamboo shoots: ≧ ▽ ≦ ah ah ah, brother did not answer it without knowing that he really recorded the wake-up bell for me! It's really sexy! Come listen to everyone! ! Nine girls cookie rolling rolling meow ball plain clothes Zhu Xiu convex convex without concave without delay without survival
Plain clothing Zhuxiu: mark! Now in class, go back and listen!
Rolling ball: ⊙o⊙Wow wow wow wow, this voice ... really sexy! (Beating)
Su Yi Zhu Xiu: Really? ? People who can't access the computer at present are envious of jealousy and hate! ! ┭┮﹏┭┮
Nine Girls: ... After listening ... I just want to say-lying trough, this person's voice is like my life! !
Convex convex without concave: ￢_￢
Nine Girls: You convex, you know me! ! ┭┮﹏┭┮
Convex convex without concave: ￢_￢ You have been retired for many years, wake up.
Nine Girls: Grave Eggs, do n’t remind me! ! ┭┮﹏┭┮
March bamboo shoots: Poof, touch A Jiu. A Jiu didn't cry and stood up! ≧ ω ≦
Nine Girls: Grab the bamboo shoots! ! I want to hook up with your brother, please, please! Is he in the circle? Supporting drama? It ’s good to cover, lying trough! It ’s too much like me!
Because the original Weibo had him, he curiously opened a comment and saw that he couldn't help but laugh. It seems that it is quite unwise to continue to drink coffee against the computer screen.
I met with my sister and sister in the media class at the university. At that time, I already knew that she was very passionate about the dubbing and dubbing. It seems that she is also mixing this kind of circle on the Internet. After graduating, several of their alumni from the same city occasionally reunite, and they will always hear her talk about the various things in the network matching circle, and the related vocabulary is also a little fluent.
Although they generally know what they are talking about, it is the first time that they have become a topic center.
So he put the coffee aside and responded with a slight smile.
No answer if you do n’t know: Haha, thank you for your comment. It ’s really embarrassing to be said to be sexy.
Bamboo Shoots in March: Brother! ! ≧ 0 ≦
Nine Girls :! ! Lying trough, was replied! ! Brother begs to hook up! ! ! !
Convex convex without concave: ￢_￢
icookie: I just came back from home, and I seem to have missed a good show. ⊙ ▽ ⊙ ... Who are you going to hook up with?
March bamboo shoots: A Jiu wants to hook up with my brother, hehe hehe. Listen to the little cake! The link is above! Go listen!
icookie: Listening ... It means that sexiness is just max! A little bit understand Jiu Jiu's mood, ...
Su Yi Zhu Xiu: Looking at your comments, you can see the wall, you ca n’t hear it, you ca n’t hear it, the Claw Machine Party ca n’t afford to be hurt ┭┮﹏┭┮
Without delay, no survival: Claw machine party can't afford +1
auzw.com Rolling meow ball: looped many times, the more you listen, the more you feel like a younger version of Qingqiu adults ￣ ▽ ￣ ~
Nine Girls: Right! ! Meow, you think so! !
Rolling の Meow Ball: Uh, but Brother Bamboo Shoot's voice is clearer, and Master Qingju is thicker.
Nine Girls: It ’s a pity that it ’s too early to retreat ... (wailing cry)
Without delay, without survival: the girl's destiny is Kuimaoqiu? ? So which sound line do you like?
Convex convexity is not concave: ￢_￢ Do n’t have too much of her life.
Nine girls: bulge, how about you go thick! (Continue to cry and cry)
No answer if you do n’t know: Haha, you guys are really interesting.
Less than two minutes after the reply was sent, the phone on the table rang immediately, and I picked it up, and it turned out to be Ning Xiaoxiao, the sister named March Bamboo Shoot on Weibo.
"Brother, aren't you kidding me?" The little girl said in a serious tone, but couldn't conceal the faint excitement in her voice.
"No kidding, it's interesting to watch your friends chat."
"Brother, please refresh and look at it. Your reply almost made A Jiu ... Ah, it was the girl named Jiu Wei on Weibo. She was almost crazy and excited. She just poke me qq, sure Want me to drag you into the water. "
"I don't care." Qi Qi smiled.
During his student days, he had chosen Western drama history and script writing. He usually watched movies and wrote film reviews. He was still somewhat interested in acting.
"Then ... shall I sell you?"
If you can draw a person's voice state with a pen, then Ning Xiaoxiao's appearance is definitely a fierce beast with eyes shining brightly and staring at the prey. But this beast also wanted to pretend to be a little white rabbit, and it was a particularly innocent kind.
"You sell it, anyway, I'm billed by the minute." Unfortunately, her opponent is someone who has never lost a word on such things.
"Brother ..." Ning Xiaoxiao's tearful voice seemed particularly pleasant on the phone.
"Don't cry, don't cry, turn your grief and anger into a meal, and then you can sell it and you will earn it." Qi Qi is also a master in making up swords.
"Brother ..." Ning Xiaoxiao was poked at the sore spot, and the level of sorrow in his voice rose sharply, "Brother, please let go ..."
Qi Qi had to continue to tease a few words, qq suddenly came to add a friend reminder, click to see, the applicant is the "nine girls" seen on Weibo.
"A Jiu asked me for your QQ, I gave her, she should add you."
"You are really efficient." He smiled and shook his head. This girl, her fingers move faster than her lips, it is a skill to cut first and then play.
Nine Girls was the first plan Qi Qi met in the circle, and also the first person to ask him what id he used for the net.
"Don't ask about the return date." Qi Zhen thought about it and replied.
In the following years, Nine Girls often chattered about two things.
The first thing that she has done since she entered the circle is the least regretful thing, that is, she successfully hooked up the cv of "don't ask return date".
The second thing was the last thing she had done since she entered the circle, that is, she was in favor of using the id "don't ask return date".
If the newcomer planners are fortunate to meet the predecessor of Nine Girls and listen to her whisper, they will be deeply crushed by the true meaning of this id.
"Regardless of return date" is a veritable id, because the owner of this id has been missing for more than six months in a year.
Originally seeing this id has chilled the planners half, and the remaining half are also seeing "1. See the id of the reminder; 2. See the first article of the reminder". .
"I regret it." The mantra of Nine Girls chatting with Qi Po gradually became these four words.
"Three-dimensional is very sad." Qi Qi's ability to adapt to the language of the circle is very good, and her own explanation has changed from the original "work is too busy" to this.
In fact, these words are not excuses, but facts.
Provincial TV stations have a wider coverage of news than local TV stations, and the workload naturally increases accordingly. Every time when a non-local breaking news is encountered, the unit must send someone to travel to the scene in an emergency. Single men like Qi Qi, who have no family and no children, are particularly vulnerable.
In July, in addition to rising temperatures, there is also rainfall.
The continuous heavy rainfall in the province has caused traffic obstruction in some areas, and many accidents have occurred. For example, a large-scale landslide occurred at the location of this business trip. He and several colleagues in the interview team followed the troops ’vehicles for 12 hours. Before I got to the place, I didn't talk about the mud and water, and the accommodation was still very bad. After half a month of tossing, I could finally return home.
When I went out, I was in a hurry. The bedroom curtains were not closed. In the afternoon, the sun was shining straight in, and a few white scorching light grids were burned on the solid wood floor. When I walked barefoot, my toes were stretched.
"So hot……"
Qi Qi threw the briefcase on the computer chair, drew the curtains, and longed for a trace of coolness in the shadows. The place where the shirt was stuck on the back was wet with sweat, and he was sticky and uncomfortable. He had to explore the air-conditioning remote control on the bedside table while unbuttoning his clothes and changing the whole set of clean clothes. The man was paralyzed on the bed.
When I first entered the business, my predecessors once said that when I was the most tired, I could not sleep. Qi Qi has often experienced this for several years.
To quote a sentence on his Weibo, his sleep quality can be comparable to domestic food hygiene quality.
On the way back, I took a nap in the car intermittently. At this time, I lay down for ten minutes and did not fall asleep. Qi Qi turned over and turned on the computer first.
Due to work needs, he usually carried the computer equipped with the unit when he was on a business trip and used his personal one when he returned home.
He has been out for more than two weeks, I am afraid there are many messages.
Unsurprisingly, just after logging in to qq, the penguin in the lower right corner of the screen was immediately captured by a dozen different avatars, prompting him to make a sound, he could even feel that the computer froze for a full ten seconds.
The person who leaves a message, almost without exception, comes from the "planning" column in the group of friends.
The content of the message, almost without exception, contains a qq expression related to crying.
Rouge: No matter the return date sama! ! What I want to ask is your return date, don't ask me not to ask! ! tat
m.e.e .: You have the ability to play missing, you have the ability to communicate! Don't make qq invisible, I know you are online! Reply with a sentence, will it! (Complaints tears)
Bai Yiqing:… big ... person ... beg ... make ... sound ... (crying)
Fried cake: If you do n’t show up again, I ’m going to the west! ╥﹏╥
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35 unread qq emails, 128 unread messages, 999+ unread group chat records ... Seeing this, he does n’t even want to log in to his Weibo account.
In contrast, the sister and sister just urged the ghostly and grim image to become a lot kinder.
The author has something to say: first wrote about the background of the network, which is very inclusive.