Chapter 809: Little nephew (please ask for a ticket)
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Extraordinary Genius
- 穷四
- 1250 characters
- 2021-01-31 11:12:15
"Hey, hey, you tell me a story."
Little nephew Li Zhixing has been five years old, and now he has caught up with the nursery school holiday, so he stays at home every day. The child of such a big point is the age of energy and curiosity. Li Shiqiang’s parents can’t control it, or they can’t bear to control it, which leads to the little naughty and annoying!
Feng Yu came back, this little guy immediately wrapped around Feng Yu, let Feng Yu take him to play, tell him a story. If you just let Feng Yu tell the story, it’s okay, but this little guy is not honest when he listens to the story. Always ask this question, let Feng Yu have no sense of accomplishment!
"Would you take a snowman?"
"The snowman is boring, the snowman you piled up, I stumbled on one foot, and it was not strong at all!" Xiaowai said very dissatisfied.
Well, in the eyes of bear children, the snowman is used for smashing!
"Would you like me to take you to the game console?"
"Feng Yu, don't let him play the game console!" The sister who cooked in the kitchen probed out and shouted.
"Well, let me tell you a story, but you have to listen honestly, don't interrupt me." Feng Yu let the little nephew sit next to him and think about what to tell.
"Then you can't fool me, there are still many stories I have heard, I want to hear new ones!" Little nephew said the conditions.
"No problem, let's tell a new story, make sure you haven't heard it, then tell you a story about a gourd war against Altman."
Too long story, Feng Yu does not intend to speak, otherwise these days must be entangled by this little guy, and if Feng Yu dare not talk about the latter, Li Zhixing will pull the grandfather over, teach Feng Yu!
This mixed kid, actually learned to cry! Feng Yu did not notice the last time, and was reprimanded by the old man. If it weren’t for the mother to stop and watch the old man’s posture, it might be hands-on.
Therefore, Feng Yu can only make a story, give him a fairy tale character chaos!
"Hey, how does the gourd doll fight with Altman? The gourd doll is Chinese, and the Altman is not."
"The two are not far away, they can fly by plane, and then Altman will not fly."
"Can gourd dolls are ancient, they didn't have planes at the time!"
"Gourd doll has lived from modern times to modern times. Is this okay?"
"Which gourd doll and Altman are good people?"
Feng Yu has a black line, and there are so many problems with this little girl!
"You can't listen to it, don't listen to me, don't talk about it!"
"Well, then you said, there is nothing wrong with it now."
Feng Yu is depressed, and this little guy takes me to pass the time!
"...and then Altman made a move to the light wave, oh~~ The gourd doll was escaping, and a flame was sprayed in his mouth to burn Altman. Well, the story is over. Feng Yu was very satisfied with the story he had made up.
"No, Altman is not from an alien? How can he be afraid of heat?"
"Because the gourd doll spits three fires, the temperature is higher than the average flame."
"What are the three fires of the three real fires?"
I know where the three are, and I have heard three real fires in my two lifetimes. No one said that it is three! Why are you so many problems, you can't listen to them when you listen to the story, and find out so many problems!
Feng Yu discovered that he had met Kan, he could deal with politicians, he could deal with profiteers, and he could fool engineers and scientists to work for him, but how could he not cope with this little guy?
"Oh, the meal is done, take you to wash your hands and prepare to eat."
Li Zhixing stepped on the stool and washed his hands, then he turned back and asked, "Hey, you haven't said, what are the three fires of Sancha? Why can you burn Altman?"
At the door, the voice of the door opened, Feng Yu said: "Hurry, your father is back, go pick up your father."
Feng Yu was relieved to see the little nephew running out. I really don't know what this little guy is like at school. If there are so many problems, the nursery teacher's head is big, right?
"Xiaoyu, is the child very cute? After you marry Li Na, you must hurry to have a child." Li Shiqiang said with Li Zhixing, smiling happily.
"Haha, let's talk, let's talk."
lovely? Why didn't I notice it?
With him building blocks, he throws the blocks everywhere, takes him to make a snowman, he kicks the snowman and tells him stories, his problems can make people collapse!
However, Feng Yu also found out that it seems that the little guy is usually very embarrassed, shouldn't it be in front of me?
How to marry a child, Feng Yu has no experience at all.
When I was eating, Li Zhixing was very quiet. There was no rice left. Whether it was green vegetables or meat, it was eaten in the bowl. It was awkward.
Feng Yu once thought that the things that might happen in the morning were all illusions, but soon he was pulled back to reality.
"Oh, I am finished, can you tell me a story?"
"Ah, I haven’t finished eating yet, you have to go to bed first."
"Mom said, just finished eating, can't sleep, you tell me a story."
"Then you go to play first, then you will finish it after you finish eating."
"The rice in your bowl has been eaten up, the chopsticks have been put down, haven't you finished eating yet?"
Are children so smart now? !
"Well, then I will tell you a story about the Altman Wars Transformers." This time they are all aliens, and they will never go wrong.
"Hey, the story just hasn't finished yet. What are the three fires in Sancha?"
How do you remember this little guy!
"Would you like to take you to buy a toy? Take you to the supermarket, there are more toys over there, you just take it!"
"Can I have a toy car?"
"No problem, what do you want?"
After asking this sentence, Feng Yu regretted it. Sure enough, the little guy gave Feng Yu a problem.
"I want to be the same as my father's car." Li Zhixing said excitedly.
"That's not a toy, that kind of car, you can't drive it."
"You can make a small one. Can't you? I know that you are cheating on me, you can't do anything."
Oh, I rub, the little guy will spur the law... you will eat this one!
"You wait, before the New Year, you will definitely get a toy car that you like."
"To ensure that you can open it."
"Guaranteed to open!" Feng Yu still does not believe, a car factory, can not create a toy car?
The engineer made the toy, and the buddy took power for personal gain this time. I can see who can say it!
"That's why I am going to find someone to do it for you."
"Hey, you wait, I have a picture, you make it according to this."
Feng Yu looked at the crayon in his hand, very speechless, this kid has even designed his own shape? This is clearly premeditated. It is no wonder that there is no patience today. This is intentional!
OK, you will never let you down! But if you have a toy car and torture you so much, don't be surprised!