Chapter 105: What is Liaoshou
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Fantasy Farm
- 西子绪
- 3892 characters
- 2021-02-03 03:36:32
If you want to enter the bazaar, you have to pass through a thick mist. Wu Xiao was already very skilled, leading them all the way, and soon Lu Qingjiu heard noisy voices.
After the four people parked the minivan, they approached the human voice. Lu Qingjiu curiously asked whether these non-human beings spoke human language. Wu Xiao said it was like this. For the convenience of communication, most of them said It is human language, but this human language also has many kinds. He has also heard non-human beings speaking Sichuan dialect, Cantonese, and Hokkien dialect.
The dense fog gradually dissipated, and a luxuriant market appeared in front of them. In the market, there were strange-looking non-humans in strange costumes, birds and beasts, and non-humans of unrecognizable species. . Lu Qingjiu saw many strange beasts he had seen in Shanhaijing, and even saw polyurea with human faces. I have to say that watching so many strange creatures come together is indeed shocking. Picture. And among these non-humans, there are traces of humans, at least from the outside, they should be just ordinary humans. But probably because of fear of identity exposure, almost everyone wears props to cover their faces. They also prepared masks in advance under Wu Xiao's reminder, and they have put them on now.
Since it is a non-human market, the things it sells should be very special. Lu Qingjiu's gaze was quickly attracted by the surrounding things. He saw a very beautiful mask. The one who sold the mask was a man with four eyes. Otori, she noticed Lu Qingjiu's gaze, and immediately introduced it enthusiastically, saying that this mask is very easy to use. As long as it is worn for ten minutes, it will change her appearance and make herself the most beautiful in her mind. That face.
"How long can this last?" Zhu Miaomiao asked curiously.
"It can last a whole day." Big Bird replied, "and it can be used continuously, but every night, you must take off the mask."
Zhu Miaomiao became interested and was about to pick up the mask, but was stopped by Baiyue Fox. Baiyue Fox said that this mask is a living creature and can indeed change the appearance of a person, but the premise of changing the appearance is that the mask will stick out and reach Diluting blood into the skin on a person's face may have a bad effect if it takes a long time.
"Yes...what bad influence will it have?" Zhu Miaomiao asked tremblingly.
The white moon fox looked solemn and uttered three words: "It will be anemia."
Zhu Miaomiao: "..."
The boss was disturbed by the white moon fox's business, and stared at him unhappily, and put his mask back on.
At this market, there are countless props of this kind, and the viewers are dazzled. What mirror can show what you fear most, what can’t be taken off if you put it on, a jade bracelet that is stronger than a diamond, what can be a table that gives birth to food...
Lu Qingjiu originally thought that Baiyue Fox would have a keen interest in the table, but after a glance at the table, Lu Qingjiu looked away and looked away with less interest. Lu Qingjiu asked him about this. Don't you want a table?
Bai Yuehu said: "It must be very expensive."
Lu Qingjiu asked about the price, and it was quite expensive. The boss offered a price of fifteen thousand yuan, which was not less.
Lu Qingjiu originally wanted to buy Baiyue Fox as a toy, but was stopped by Baiyue Fox, saying that it was very uneconomical to buy this one for fifteen thousand, and it would be better to buy some sugar gourd to wear with the money.
After walking back and forth in the market, Lu Qingjiu once again deeply felt that the monsters are not good in the human world. Most of the goods can be bought for two to three hundred. Able to bargain with the vendor. And if you are worried about the quality and after-sales of the product, you can still buy the product with the "Three Guarantees" logo on the bottom. If there is a problem with this product, you can even find the store to return it.
Lu Qingjiu was stunned by the situation. He looked at Wu Xiao and said that there was a problem with the things he bought. Wouldn't it be possible to provide after-sales service?
Wu Xiao whispered: "No way."
Lu Qingjiu: "Why not?"
Wu Xiao was a little bit embarrassed: "Isn't this the Sanwu product I bought..."
Lu Qingjiu: "..."
Wu Xiao said: "The boss has run away long ago."
Lu Qingjiu didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only sigh and lament the importance of quality assurance, so that Wu Xiao must not be greedy for petty bargains anymore. It would be bad if something really happened.
The market is very long and the crowds are extremely lively. In the end, Zhu Miaomiao couldn't hold back. She bought a set of skin care products that are said to be able to beautify and nourish the skin, including a series of creams and eye creams. After confirming that there were no strange ingredients in it, I bought it with confidence.
This set of skin care products cost more than two thousand. It can be said to be very expensive in the market. It seems that the skin care products are sold by the "kind" of the white moon fox, a fox that looks particularly coquettish. With two small furry ears on his head, Lu Qingjiu's hands were itchy again, and he couldn't help but glanced at the white moon fox.
How could Bai Yuehu not know what Lu Qingjiu was thinking, his eyes rolled, and he said, "Is she who likes me?"
Lu Qingjiu quickly said, "Of course it's yours. Hers is not fluffy at all."
White Moon Fox: "Really?"
Lu Qingjiu: "Really, really."
Only then did Bai Yuehu show satisfaction, and his hairy ears shone from his black hair, and Lu Qingjiu stood on tiptoe and kissed him cheeky.
This scene made Zhu Miaomiao and Wu Xiao both look a little bit dumb. Wu Xiao looked incredible: "The White Moon Fox is actually a vixen, you two..." He paused for a moment, probably noticing the bad eyes of the White Moon Fox, and came quickly. After a sentence, "What a perfect match!!!"
Zhu Miaomiao sighed, thinking that the cold-hearted President Wu would be so fickle.
After buying things, Bai Yuehu inquired about the person who sold Wu Xiao pillows, but that person didn’t seem to be a frequent visitor to the market. Since the market opened, he has only come every month. One trip, and leave after selling. However, from the descriptions of these people, Bai Yuehu's face became darker and heavier, and Lu Qingjiu also felt that something was wrong, and asked Bai Yuehu if there was any problem.
Bai Yuehu said, "It seems to be my acquaintance."
Lu Qingjiu: "Acquaintances?"
White Moon Fox nodded.
Lu Qingjiu said: "She too..."
Baiyuehu said: "Probably, but you have to see someone to be sure."
This is more troublesome. They definitely can't see the woman now, and the market is open every week. If it doesn't come every time, it's hard to get people. After thinking about it, Lu Qingjiu made a proposal, asking if they could find the person in charge of the market and let him stare at them.
Wu Xiao said that he had met the person in charge and worked in the tent at the end of the bazaar. All those who participated in the bazaar had to pay taxes in advance to be allowed to enter.
When Lu Qingjiu heard about paying taxes, he immediately remembered a particularly famous proverb: In this world, only death and taxes are eternal.
Even non-human beings cannot evade taxes...
Lu Qingjiu let Wu Xiao and Zhu Miaomiao stroll around first, and accompanied Bai Yuehu to the tent to find the person in charge.
As soon as they entered the tent, they saw the person in charge who was reading the newspaper. There was a pot of steaming tea beside the newspaper. The atmosphere of the tent seemed to be full of peace and leisure after retirement.
"The market will not accept people today." The person in charge thought they were here to sell goods, "Please be early the day after tomorrow."
Bai Yuehu said: "There are other things."
The person in charge said: "What's the matter?" He put down the newspaper and revealed a round face. This face can really only be described as a circle. Let’s talk about looks, it’s not ugly, but There is no chin at all, if it weren't for hair, it would look like a standard circle.
Bai Yuehu saw the person in charge's face and frowned, "Why are you?"
The person in charge said: "Do you know me?" He looked at the ears on Bai Yuehu's head and said, "You are a family of nine-tailed foxes? Why did you come here from Qingqiu and come out to work?"
Before the two of them spoke, the person in charge took out a newspaper next to it, pointed to the content of the circle on it, and said that if you like, you can go and see the job, which is for sales, salary and benefits All are good, there are six insurances and one housing fund...
Bai Yuehu said nothing, Lu Qingjiu showed helplessness.
Upon seeing this, the person in charge thought they were not satisfied with the job, and quickly persuaded that the recent employment situation is not good. Since they are working as part-time workers, don't dislike so much. First find a job and wait until you have work experience. After all, their life expectancy is long enough, and their work experience is also well accumulated. That is, they are a little bit tired at the beginning, and they will pass after a while.
Lu Qingjiu was moved by the persuasion of the person in charge, and even wanted to pick up the newspaper and read the contents carefully to work hard for his future. This ancient vixen was in sharp contrast with the modern vixen. In ancient times, the fox spirits were married by looking for a handsome student, hoping to be the top student in high school to improve their family life. Now this is different. Now the fox spirits rely on their own hands to work hard to prop up a sky for themselves...
Bai Yuehu said: "Are you stupid?"
The person in charge was stunned when he was scolded, and he was about to roll up his sleeves and teach Bai Yuehu not to speak so aggressively. He couldn't find a job if he said so aggressively, so he was stunned by the breath of the white moon fox. Said: "You...you are not a vixen, you are a dragon?"
Bai Yuehu snorted coldly.
The person in charge stretched out his hand and took the newspaper back, saying, "Then there is no suitable job for you here. Let's go, let's go and look through the trash can to save it."
Lu Qingjiu: "..."
White Moon Fox: "..."
The person in charge obviously noticed the killing intent in Bai Yuehu's eyes, and laughed twice and said that he was joking. He lowered his eyebrows and sat down obediently, and asked Bai Yuehu what he was doing here.
Bai Yuehu said: "Come back, long time no see."
Suddenly? Hearing this name, Lu Qingjiu immediately remembered that it was the name of Qiu Shen, but he didn't expect to see a God of Four Seasons here.
"Ah? How do you know me?" Suddenly, "Are you...Ao..."
As soon as he uttered a word, Bai Yuehu interrupted him and said, "My name is Bai Yuehu now."
Sui Shu: "White Moon Fox? Hmm... Okay, why did you get here? Can't keep it over there?"
Bai Yuehu said: "I just happened to come over, do you know the woman holding the piano?"
Liao Shu had a blank face, and had no impression of the woman Bai Yuehu described. He said that there were no one thousand or eight hundred people he had seen all day long. Needless to say, non-humans, even humans would see dozens of them. That’s why he wouldn’t pay special attention if it wasn’t strange enough to attract attention, and it’s normal for him to have no impression if the woman hadn’t been here several times a month.
"Is there any problem with this person?" Suddenly, "If there is, I will help you pay attention next time."
Bai Yuehu said: "It may be your acquaintance."
Sui Shu: "Are you acquainted with me? Isn't she also..."
Bai Yuehu nodded his head, which was regarded as confirming Lian Shou's statement. He now suspects that the woman is also a dragon, but whether it is Yinglong or Candle Dragon, I don’t know. It stands to reason that the number of Yinglong clan is now very scarce. There are almost a handful of people in the world. It is impossible to find their tracks here, but Wu Xiao's description makes Bai Yuehu suspicious. And if it weren't for Ying Long but Candle Dragon, the situation might be even worse.
Liao Shou knew this was sloppy, and his lazy expression became serious. He said, "Okay, I will pay attention to it. Please leave a contact information, and I will notify you of the result."
Bai Yuehu took out his cell phone and remembered to receive the call.
After seeing Baiyuehu's mobile phone, Xiao Shuo said, "Hey, you actually use the latest pear mobile phone. Where did you get the money to buy it?"
Lu Qingjiu smiled and said that Bai Yuehu was working for him.
"Working? Isn't he not able to make human money, the more he earns, the more hungry he gets..." He sniffed, feeling that Lu Qingjiu had no other aura other than the smell of white moon fox, it seemed that he was just ordinary Man, "what does he do?"
Lu Qingjiu: "Responsible for warming my bed."
Suddenly: "...Huh?"
Lu Qingjiu blinked, "I was joking."
Liao Shou obviously didn't believe that Lu Qingjiu was joking. He was stunned. He was obviously thinking how the Dragon Clan could fall to this point. Everyone is working with their hands now. The more he mixed up, the more he went back, but the worst thing was that he was also I dare not say that if the white moon fox gets angry, it is not impossible to bite his head. After all, the temper of this group of dragons is not generally bad. The only one with a good temper was out more than ten years ago. Something like that.
After the handover was completed, Bai Yuehu planned to leave. Liaoshou enthusiastically gave them a bag of millet, saying that the taste of this millet is different from ordinary millet. As for how it is different, you will know when you plant it. He also promised to call Baiyuehu immediately after receiving news from the woman.
Lu Qingjiu asked when he got out of the tent, "How can this lichen manage the market here?"
Bai Yuehu said, "I don't know, but their gods in the four seasons have something to do with the human world." Like Zhu Rong, they are in charge of their non-humans, and here is the territory of Liao Shu.
Speaking of the Four Seasons God, Lu Qingjiu couldn't help but think of the dead Spring God.
After leaving the tent, Lu Qingjiu and the others drove a small truck and left the market. This time, there was a white moon fox to check them, and they still bought a lot of things. Lu Qingjiu bought a lollipop that was said to be always sweet and planned to take it back to coax Yin Xun. Baiyue Fox held one in his mouth, sitting in the position of the co-pilot, closing his eyes and resting.
After Lu Qingjiu went to the hotel to pick up his luggage, he planned to return to Shuifu Village, and bid farewell to Zhu Miaomiao and Wu Xiao, and the two embarked on the road back home.
This time, the two of them went out for seven days, and they didn't know how Yin Xun was doing.
After more than twenty hours, Lu Qingjiu finally arrived at home. He parked the car and entered the yard. He was shocked by the scene in the yard. He saw Yin Xun lying on a chair like a corpse, his body changed. It was dry, like pickles that had been taken off the water. There was only air intake and no breath. Lu Qingjiu shouted, "Yin Xun, what's the matter with you?"
Yin Xun turned his head slowly, his cheeks sunken in, he trembled: "Wine..."
Lu Qingjiu strode forward, originally trying to help Yin Xun up, but who knew that Yin Xun was only a thin layer of skin left floating, he pulled it and almost didn't throw Yin Xun into the sky.
Yin Xun said with difficulty: "Big...Brother...you lighten..." I'm going to be broken by you.
Lu Qingjiu: "What the are you doing?"
Yin Xun: "Water...give me water..."
Lu Qingjiu quickly went to the house to pick up a basin of water and put Yin Xun inside.
With water, Yin Xuncai began to recover slowly. Lu Qingjiu squatted aside and asked him what had happened. He said that there was nothing wrong with him. He just cooked a few meals and ate it by himself... Then unfortunately he took off the water. Unfortunately, after dehydration, he couldn't go anywhere. He could only slumped on a chair and waited for the rain. If it weren't for Lu Qingjiu's return, he would have been paralyzed for several days.
Lu Qingjiu helpless: "Isn't there instant noodles? Why can't you think about it so much."
Yin Xun cried, "Isn't it because I'm afraid you haven't come back after eating and want to save a little bit."
Lu Qingjiu knew that he was wrong, and quickly took out the lollipop from his bag and stuffed it into Yin Xun's mouth.
When dealing with Yin Xun, Bai Yuehu watched by the side, and when he saw Yin Xun eating his lollipop, the disgust in his eyes was about to flow out.
After Lu Qingjiu settled down with Yin Xun, he went to comfort Bai Yuehu with a few words, saying that Yin Xun was still young and don't care about him.
The white moon fox raised his chin with a haughty expression, and said that as a noble dragon, how could he care about a little mountain god.
Lu Qingjiu thought that it might be more convincing to take the lollipop from your mouth when you said this...
It was too late today, so Lu Qingjiu decided to make a big meal tomorrow after taking a nap to compensate Yinxun.
Yin Xun still couldn't move. It seemed that he had to stay in the basin for the whole night.
The next day, Yin Xun, who was full of water, finally recovered his soft and elastic skin and rejuvenated.
Lu Qingjiu went to the town to buy a lot of fresh ingredients and planned to cook a big meal. Recently, the weather is getting hotter and sauerkraut food has become very popular. Lu Qingjiu plans to make a meal of sauerkraut and pork dumplings and stir-fry a few more dishes.
The sauerkraut that they made last year is ready to eat this year. Because they use their own cabbage, the sourness is much stronger than the ones on the market, and the taste is also very crisp. Whether it is used for soup or other methods, very popular. Especially for people like Lu Qingjiu with a hot appetite, sauerkraut vermicelli soup has become his favorite food now.
The vermicelli must use the good Longkou vermicelli, take the sauerkraut out and wash it, stir-fry and boil it in water, and then add the vermicelli. If you want to eat meat, you can also put the meat slices wrapped in starch, so that the meat is very tender. Doesn't know how to firewood at all.
Eating pork and sauerkraut dumplings, Yin Xun's tears shed silently, saying that he finally felt the pain of a handful of left-behind children again. Lu Qingjiu said you don't cry, what if you cry later and become dehydrated again. Yin Xun stretched out his hand and wiped his face, saying that I think what you said makes sense, but then again, why can't he finish that lollipop? He has eaten it all day.
Lu Qingjiu slowly told Yin Xun about the market he saw there. Yin Xun said after hearing that he really wanted to go there, but it was a pity that he would not be able to leave Shuifu Village in his entire life.
Lu Qingjiu patted him on the shoulder when he heard the words, and said it was okay, wouldn't he still be with him?
Bai Yuehu didn’t bother to care about them at all, eating dumplings quietly beside him. After Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun’s affection, the dumplings in the pot almost bottomed out. Yin Xun stared in anger and didn't dare to make peace. The white moon fox quarreled, and went to the backyard aggrieved to get vented.
The weather is hot, and many summer fruits are also in the golden season for eating. The watermelons in their home are big and round, with more water, some are crunchy and some are sandy, which can almost satisfy the family’s appreciation of watermelons. All fantasy.
I took the leftover guapilu sake to feed the cows. That night, I drank the legendary watermelon-flavored milk, which tasted pretty good.
This year there was little rain but plenty of sunshine, so the sweetness of the fruit was quite high. Yin Xun also found wild kiwis on the mountain. Unlike the ones grown at home, the wild kiwi fruit is very small, but the sweetness is very high. Peeling off the hairy skin is full of juicy pulp, which can be swallowed in one bite.
It was the first time that Baiyue Fox had eaten this kind of fruit. Had it not been for Lu Qingjiu's stop, he would have been too lazy to peel it and swallow it together.
The dried kiwis can be used to make dried kiwis. By the way, Lu Qingjiu placed some orders online and bought a lot of nuts and tropical fruits. August is also the season for longan to mature. The quality of longan here is average, so Lu Qingjiu bought them all online by express delivery. The longan in the coastal areas will be better in appearance, with a larger size and higher sweetness, and a smaller core.
In summer, when you eat fruits, you can not only replenish water, but also replenish energy.
The grape racks in his house are also covered with bunches of purple fruits, crystal clear, especially attractive. The female ghost lady who lives in the backyard also started to eat grapes and praised the white moon fox's grape growing skills.
However, Lu Qingjiu didn't dare to let Bai Yuehu and Miss Ghost Girl meet. After all, he and Yin Xun were two painful examples. They also understood that it was not a good thing to get the excessive love from Miss Ghost.
The hair on a certain part of Lu Qingjiu finally grew and did not itch, but he didn't dare to cut it again. It was...it was a nightmare. Even when he was sleeping, he wanted to put his hands in it and not take it out.
Summer is really a joyful season. The bright sunshine and endless fruits make people fascinated by this season.
If he can, he really hopes that time will freeze at this time, without thinking about what bad things will happen in the future.