Chapter 583: Meng black pig sticks to mandarin ducks (Wed/Wed)

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There are five magic girls.
The love affair is the exclusive owner of "Ice Sapphire", with the impression of blue snow. The actor's real name is Qiu Xia, who has just turned twelve years old this year and is in the sixth grade of Jiangchuan Primary School.
Looks pretty cute!
Judging by Meng Tsai's professional vision, as long as the little girl is not disabled, she will definitely be a generation of otaku gods and goddesses in the future, and will charm thousands of young people.
Unfortunately, his temper is very strange.
No matter how he persuaded, the little girl always lowered her head to play with her mobile phone, unmoved.
"Black...Mr. Meng, let me come!"
Seeing that Mr. Meng’s persuasion had no effect, Sister Yun, who was an agent, offered to ask: "Maybe you are too fierce and scared her..."
Am I too fierce?
Looking down at the alienated the T-shirt, Meng Lang said in annoyance: "You don't have to be silly! The alienated girl is fierce, what does it have to do with me?"
Sister Yun: "..."
Who is driving?
You can really do it in front of the child! Worthy of being a business cancer tumor, the king of black pigs!
As the two of them were fighting, there was an inaudible chuckle. Meng Lang and sister Yun looked at each other, and they were relieved.
She laughed!
This proves that you can communicate.
"Sister Yun, do you have a picture of that kid?"
"some!"
Sister Yun took out her phone, looked through the album to find the corresponding photo, and then handed the phone to Meng Lang.
Meng Lang took the phone with his right hand, rubbed his chin with his left hand and looked at the photo, muttering to himself: "This is too ugly, not as handsome as when I was a kid!"
"You nonsense!"
When the little girl heard this, she couldn't help but raise her head to retort: ​​"Don't you feel ashamed to wantonly slander a person's appearance behind your back?"
It really is a girl with high IQ!
but……
Who is Mengzi? If he was so speechless by a little girl, how could he still be in Jiangchuan from now on?
"I'm telling the truth!"
Meng Lang's eyes were clear, and he covered his chest with his right hand and said: "My dad taught me since I was a child that I can't lie. Everything I say is worthy of my conscience."
"amount……"
Qiu Xia had never experienced this kind of battle. Although she was very smart, she was a twelve-year-old girl after all, and she did not expect Meng Zi to answer this way.
"I don't believe it! You are lying!"
"Here! This is a photo of me when I was a kid. Compare yourself to see who is more handsome?"
"He is more handsome!"
The little girl pointed at the picture of her little boyfriend and said confidently.
Meng Lang shook his head.
"In the eyes of a thousand readers, there are a thousand Hamlet. Aesthetics is a subjective view. In order to draw objective conclusions as much as possible, we should ask other people!"
"Sister Yun, what do you think?"
Under the threat of the black pig's "salary warning" eyes, Sister Yun decisively chose Meng Lang and praised insincerely: "Yes, President Meng was more handsome when he was a child!"
"If you are not satisfied, then I will post these two photos to the company group so that everyone can vote?"
"no need……"
The little girl cast a blank look at Mengzi, and hummed: "You are the most handsome, okay? No matter what you say, I like him anyway."
"What do you like him?"
Meng Zai patted the table and scolded: "I am handsomer than him, better grades than him, richer than him, humorous than him, more understanding than him... Please look my eyes straight and answer my questions, you What do you like him?"
"I……"
The panicked Qiu Xia, faced with this series of follow-up questions, would really not think of a little boyfriend better than President Meng for a while.
and many more!
"I like him young!"
"puff……"
"President Meng? What's wrong with you, Mr. Meng!"
Sister Yun was taken aback, and hurriedly helped Mengzi, who was injured, and asked eagerly: "Is it all right? Do you want to call 120?"
"I'm fine!"
The strong Meng Zi has learned to cover up his sadness with a smile. He waved his hand, resisting his anger and continued to ask: "You keep saying you like it, then do you know what it means to like?"
"I don't understand!"
"But I don't think you understand either!"
joke!
Xiaobawang Jiangchuan doesn't know what liking is? It's simply a horror of the world.
Meng Lang held up his cell phone, turned out a page of chat history with Tao Mi, vowed: "Are you asleep? Asleep! Have you eaten? Eat! Happy New Year! Happy!"
"There is not a word like in the full text, but from the tacit understanding between the lines, the like is reflected everywhere. I tell you, this is the real like!"
Can this also work?
Sister Yun's expression was very stiff, and she never expected that the black pig's definition of like would be so strange.
She glanced at Qiu Xia and was stunned.
Damn it!
Can this also match brain waves?
What the is the black pig? Why can this match the little girl's brain waves and successfully convince her?
"I don't know what you talk about, but I must be very nagging. I can't wait to tell each other everything I see, hear, and even smell. The chat lasts for hours. I can't bear to say goodbye!"
The little girl didn't speak, but she told Meng Zi with a thoughtful expression that he was right!
Therefore, Meng Zi went on the railroad while it was hot: "This kind of chat shows that you don't really like him, but that you have been alone for too long, and finally found a friend worth talking about."
"Trust me! The real couple chat ~EbookFREE.me~ must be the one I showed, concise and concise! One sentence a day, that is the real favorite."
"As for why? Do you know a line of poem that makes your heart feel more connected? Even if I and her only say one sentence a day, even if we are thousands of miles apart, she can feel my thousands of words..."
"I understand!"
The little girl stood up, looked up at Meng Zai and said, "I will use your way to prove that we really like it."
"no problem!"
Meng Lang smiled and said: "As long as it is true love, Uncle Meng will only bless you, and won't beat the mandarin ducks!"
Sister Yun's expression was distorted.
After listening here for half an hour, after receiving the baptism of the black pig, she felt that her outlook on life, values, and love had all been reshaped, and she suspected that the relationship between her and her husband was not so strong.
After sending the two away, Meng Lang did not receive any feedback from Sister Yun for several days. He thought he had failed in brainwashing.
Fortunately, Tao Mi knows the inside story.
"Don't ask, it's already divided!"
Tao Mi asked curiously: "Children at this age are very stubborn. What did you say that it worked so soon?"
"Of course it is love truth!"
Meng Zai laughed wildly with his arms akimbo: "My experience of puppies has been enriched. It's just a small couple who broke up, a small problem!"
"Oh, is it so?"
Tao Mipi smiled and said without a smile: "So, you are amazing?"
"Of course, I...why!"
Before he finished speaking, Meng Lang was kicked by Tao Mi. When he recovered, Tao Mi had already left with his bag.
"what the hell?"
Meng Lang rubbed his aching knee, his nose and eyebrows were frowned into a ball and said, "That was a mess of many years ago. Are you jealous? Still kicking me?"
That's too much!
Don't say goodnight to her tonight!