Chapter 11: Can't tell jokes

"This person is really true. She doesn't know how to say thank you.?" Hearing the sound of the bedroom, 6 Tianlong mumbled.
He put his gaze on Murong Wan'er again.
A pair of squashed volleyballs is too attractive, he lowered his head and moved forward to see it more closely.
Of course, at such a close distance, I have to hide it a bit, so he glanced at Murong Wan'er's book and smiled: "Yeah, Tianlong Babu? Like watching martial arts novels?"
"A die-hard martial arts fan, as long as it is in the martial arts novels, there is nothing this girl does not know!" Shangguan Wan'er was very proud.
6 Tianlong smiled and said: "Don't speak big words, I will ask you three questions. They are all from martial arts novels. If you can answer them, you will be considered amazing!"
"Okay, just ask, if I can't answer, you can do whatever you want!" The little girl was also interested.
She has read each of the famous martial arts novels at least ten times and is quite confident in herself.
"A word is for sure! The first question, from inside the Condor Heroes, asks: Yang Guo has waited for the little dragon girl with his arm broken for eighteen years. Excuse me, how did Yang Guo cut his fingernails in these eighteen years!"
"Huh?" Shangguan Wan'er stretched out her little hand and gestured. She was silly, thought for a while, and pouted: "Uh, I have to think about it again, let's talk about the second question first!"
6 Tianlong waved his hand very broadly, "Okay! Second question, in The Legend of the Dragon Slayer, Xiao Zhao has been chained to her feet for so many years. How did she change her pants!"
"Huh? Change your pants?" Murong Wan'er was stupid again.
"I don't know? The third question, in the Legend of the Condor Heroes, Mei Feng practiced nine-yin white bone claws, with so long nails and hooks. May I ask, how does she wipe her butt!"
Murong Wan'er collapsed completely.
"Xiao Ba Lang, I didn't expect you to be quite powerful! Thinking broad enough! I have read the three novels you mentioned more than a dozen times, but I never thought of these interesting questions!" The little girl raised her head and praised.
"That is! In fact, what I am best at is telling jokes!" Six Tianlong said proudly.
"A joke? I like it too, tell me a little bit!" Murong Wan'er said cheerfully.
"6 Tianlong, are you going to tell Wan'er a joke? Okay, very good! You tell me, let me listen!"
After getting dressed, Su Lingyue walked out of the bedroom and just heard the conversation between the two. She clenched her small fists and smiled on her face, but her eyes were spitting fire, and her eyes swept on the kitchen knife in the kitchen from time to time.
This has ruined himself, and now even Wan'er won't let it go!
Seeing that she was about to kill, 6 Tianlong did not dare to continue molesting Murong Wan'er, and hurriedly said: "It's not early, I'll tell a joke next time! Well, you are in a very good dress now, I will give you 30 points. Two likes!"
Su Lingyue put on a bun on the headband, put on light makeup, and changed into a purple evening dress.
Half-strap style, showing a slender neck and snow-white shoulders, the clothes are more slim, a standard S-shaped curve, which fully shows the perfect figure, from a distance, it looks like a noble purple swan, with a seductive charm.
Seeing him staring at her with unbridled eyes, Su Lingyue was even more angry.
"6 Tianlong, if you dare to tell Wan'er a joke in the future, I will never finish with you!"
"Sister Ling Yue? Why? I like listening to jokes!" Murong Wan'er protested next to her.
"I can't say no! He's not a good person, what good jokes can he tell!" Su Lingyue was very angry, she couldn't tell Murong Wan'er clearly, this would just tell a meaty joke.
Murong Wan'er pouted her little mouth and said, "I think Xiao Ba Lang is pretty good, humorous, witty, knowledgeable, and good-tempered. You are so fierce, he always smiles."
"My soulmate!" Six Tianlong almost burst into tears. It was the first time he received such a high evaluation.
"Humorous and funny? That's glib tongue!" Su Lingyue gritted her teeth and said: "Don't talk nonsense with you, anyway, you will talk to him less."
"Hmph, it's not fair, you have told him eight times a night, and it won't work for him to tell me two jokes." Murong Wan'er mumbled aggrievedly.
"What are you talking about?" Su Lingyue rushed into the crown.
When she saw that she was really angry, Murong Wan'er quickly said, "I know, sister Ling Yue, can't I not talk to him more in the future?"
When she said that, the girl quietly turned her head and gestured to 6 Tianlong.
"Secretly tell me next time!"
6 Tianlong nodded solemnly. Since he has promised, he must do it.
There is not much time until the cocktail party begins. The two bid farewell to Murong Wan'er and drove to the cocktail party location.
In the car, Su Lingyue, who couldn't help it, took the lead, sitting in the back row and said bitterly: "Six Heavenly Dragon, you are not allowed to pay attention to Wan'er, she is only 18 years old! She is still very simple!"
"I am also very simple, you want to be crooked!" Six Tianlong said seriously.
"You're still innocent, then what happened just now!" Su Lingyue has never seen such a thick-skinned face.
"Wan'er said that the milk you got from the prairie is delicious, I want you to bring me something to taste next time, is there any problem?" Six Tianlong asked confidently.
"You..." Su Lingyue was speechless, and simply slammed a pink fist on his shoulder.
6 Tianlong protested, "The gentleman does not speak!"
"I am not a gentleman, I am a woman! What can you do with me!" Su Lingyue had a small chest, and she managed to gain the upper hand in the confrontation with Six Heavenly Dragons, and she felt very fulfilling.
"What else can I do, work harder, get your heart as soon as possible, and unlock more gestures! I will clean up you then!" 6 Tianlong grinned.
"You... asshole!" Another fan punch.
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Recalling the south of the river, a group of top villas in Haiyang City, located in the center of the wetland landscape in the center of Haiyang, surrounded by mountains and rivers, with pleasant scenery.
Zheng Shaofeng’s reception venue is here, and it is said that this is one of his many mansions.
This is a three-story villa with a large courtyard in front. When the 6 Tianlong two arrived, the above-ground parking lot in the courtyard was full of all kinds of luxury cars.
In comparison, Su Lingyue's Porsche Cayenne is relatively unremarkable.
The two got out of the car and walked side by side into the villa hall under the guidance of the staff.
It can be clearly seen that a lot of people have gathered in the hall, about 20 or 30, most of them are young people in their twenties. The men are in suits and leather shoes, and the women are in noble dresses. They are considered to be of a high level. Private party.
Their arrival also attracted attention in the hall. After all, Su Lingyue was so good that he could easily become the focus of any place.
"Ha, Su Lingyue is here!" All the men's eyes lit up.
"Huh! Look at how you bear, don't you see someone with a male partner?" All women have unnatural expressions, all kinds of envy and hatred.
The men were all taken aback, yes, it seems that Su Lingyue rarely attended such a cocktail party before, occasionally, she has always been alone, with a male partner, who is the man standing next to her?
"Lingyue, you're here just right, the reception is about to begin!" Zheng Shaofeng, who was talking with a few people in the middle of the hall when she saw Su Lingyue, walked over and greeted enthusiastically when she was ten steps away.
Seeing the 6 Heavenly Dragon next to Su Lingyue, he obviously had a pause, with doubts in his eyes.
"Do you know what you should do tonight?" Su Lingyue whispered uneasy as Zheng Shaofeng greeted her.
6 Tianlong nodded and said, "I know, do what a boyfriend should do!"
"What should your boyfriend do? I warn you, without my permission..."
Su Lingyue was in the middle of speaking, when the 6th day dragon moved, he suddenly stretched out his hand to support Su Lingyue's little head, and under her stunned gaze, he kissed the delicate red lips fiercely.
The audience was shocked, everyone opened their mouths and eyes widened, looking at the two people who were kissing deeply.
Zheng Shaofeng's smile instantly solidified, standing still in a daze.