: Men's Manual 01

The first article of the "Man's Manual": No matter whether he is tall or short, rich or not, the size of his chest muscles, and his softness, as long as he can accompany you to the end, he is the best one.

The story happened on a dark night with high winds.
Outside the hotel is the night-shrouded city B, with the bright night scene smearing half of the deep sky; inside the hotel, Gu Shengnan is working overtime in the back kitchen to prepare a batch of new dishes.
My colleagues had already left work, and the empty back kitchen suddenly rang loudly.
Gu Shengnan glanced at the words "strong woman + goddess" on the caller ID that someone forced her to save, put down the foie gras bottle, wiped his hands, took out the phone, shrugged his shoulders, and clamped the phone between his shoulders and ears. In between, while answering, continue: "Hello?"
The other party slowly and mysteriously, like that scam stick: "Guess what I saw just now?"
Gu Shengnan helplessly touched his forehead: "Comrade Xu Zhaodi, I am trying new dishes for your 29th birthday party, and I have no time to talk to you."
"Comrade Gu Sheng, correct you two points. First, I had already said that I was not allowed to call me by my real name. I should be called Celine Xu! Second, it was not my 29th birthday, but my 11th 18th birthday. ."
For a woman like Gu Shengnan who has been rummaging for nearly 29 years, 18 is the same as 29. It is just a simple number. Obviously, her dishes are the most important: "Call me in the middle of the night, what is it?"
Xu Zhaodi seemed to hesitate, and he paused for a long time before continuing with a voice like a magic stick: "I just... saw your Zhong Rui walking out with a woman in his arms in the nightclub."
Gu Shengnan was taken aback.
Instinctively deny: "You must be mistaken. He was watching the football match at his buddy's house. I called him just now and I could hear the voice of the commentator."
"With my naked eye 2.0 vision, how could I read it wrong?"
"You forgot that you said last time that you saw Zhong Rui take our hotel's customer service manager home. What happened? He simply slept at home alone."
"Last time we went to his house to catch the rape, you still didn't feel ashamed?"
Xu Zhaodi's tone weakened all of a sudden, thinking about whether he had read it wrong this time, and then regained his toughness: "You call him again and listen carefully to see if he is really watching the game."
Gu Shengnan was interrupted by the recruiter before he finished speaking: "Okay, I won’t tell you. I just caught a piece of fresh meat. I won’t go back. That piece of fresh meat will fly to another sister’s mouth. ."
Hang the line with a beep.
Gu Shengnan didn't take it seriously, and continued to work until he put the semi-finished product in the oven, and suddenly a clever voice echoed in his mind: Your Zhong Rui is holding a woman...
woman……
woman……
Gu Shengnan woke up in a spirited spirit, and after a while he drove to Zhong Rui's friend's house.
Her driving skills are the same as those of a human being. She has already reached the underground parking lot of the other's apartment building within a quarter of an hour. With the lessons learned from the last time, she dare to go straight to other people's homes, but only in the parking lot. After going around, she finally found Zhong Rui's car in the corner.
This slickly colored SUV was a gift that Zhong Rui bought to himself when he was promoted to chef of western food. Although it was only the minimum configuration, the asking price was already very expensive. For this reason, Gu Shengnan also borrowed tens of thousands of dollars from him.
Gu Shengnan finally settled down.

Three days later.
Gu Shengnan finally took a day off. As usual, he slept until three waking up in the morning, cooked a bowl of noodles for himself, opened Weibo, clicked on WeChat, and accepted the blows from the outside world on her in all directions and no dead ends: her junior high school classmates are basking in the child’s Kindergarten grades, high school classmates are basking in the baby's full moon photos, college classmates are basking in the freshly-baked marriage certificate...what about her? What can she expose? You can only turn off the computer and dry the quilt.
28 and a half years old is such an embarrassing age.
The doorbell suddenly rang while drying the quilt.
As the saying goes, there are many right and wrong in front of widows, and many couriers in front of house girls. Gu Shengnan rushed to open the door. The one standing outside the door was not the courier she had been waiting for, but—
Gu Shengnan wouldn’t have expected that when he had forgotten something out of the sky, the Prada stick came back again, stood outside the door and glanced at her briefly, then pulled her out without a word: "Follow me Places."
"Hey, hey! No matter how urgent, I have to wait for me to change my slippers! Hey!"
Gu Shengnan's protest was invalid.
Half an hour later, Gu Shengnan and Xu Zhaodi both stood outside the door of a certain hotel suite.
"Offend no one, don't offend my supernatural power Celine Xu," Xu Zhaodi elbows and bumps into Gu Shengnan, "press the doorbell."
In fact, Gu Shengnan's mind was already blank. He slowly raised his hand and was about to ring the doorbell. Suddenly, pictures of old classmates that he saw in the morning floated through his mind.
It didn't take long to think that she was rescued by Zhong Rui from the long window period that was almost dry, and she couldn't press the doorbell for life and death.
I can only deceive myself and look at Xu Zhaodi, "Are you wrong again? Ming Ting Hotel is our hotel’s nemesis. Even if he wants to open a room, he will not choose our nemesis..."
Before Gu Shengnan's voice fell, he was interrupted by Xu Zhaodi's delicate movement to reach the doorbell.
"Ding Dong!"
The sweet door bell.
Gu Shengnan's breath instantly choked in his throat.
Immediately afterwards, a male voice familiar to Gu Shengnan came from the door: "Who?"
Xu Zhaodi glanced at her, saw her silent, and answered her: "Hello, room service."
Someone soon answered the door.
The moment the door opened, the atmosphere condensed.
Gu Shengnan was in a hurry to go out and forgot to wear glasses. In fact, his vision was blurred, but this did not prevent her from seeing Zhong Rui's full face of consternation.
Neither party spoke, but another woman walked out of the room, and approached Gu Shengnan with a sweet voice: "What's the matter with Zhong Rui?" He said that he had come to Zhong Rui's side, and touched Zhong Rui's shoulder affectionately
Isn't this the customer service manager of their hotel?

When the woman saw Gu Shengnan, her face sank suddenly.
With the look on her face after taking a shower, and the special perfume smell on her body, Gu Shengnan’s thoughts were hooked back to a terrible noon...
Half a month ago, Gu Shengnan hid in the empty conference room as usual to take a nap. He forgot to lock the door for a while, and when he was about to fall asleep, two people suddenly broke in. The curtains were drawn in the conference room and the lights were not turned on. He couldn't see anything, but Gu Shengnan quickly judged that it was a man and a woman who came in and out, because they started...
Fortunately, they had a quick fight in less than ten minutes, and they began to wear pants and clothes. Gu Shengmen was nestled in the corner and did not dare to come out until they left. That man, Gu Shengnan is not sure who it is, but the special perfume smell on that woman has betrayed her...
Now going back and deducing, it seems that it is not difficult to guess who the man at the time was...
Xu Zhaodi was considering whether to slap the dog and the man and slap in the face first, or to lift his foot and kick the man's life. Suddenly, he heard Gu Shengnan calmly saying to the dog and man: "I'm in the cafe downstairs. Wait for you to give me a reasonable explanation."
Xu Zhaodi stared at Gu Shengnan in disbelief. Before he could speak, he was already pulled away by Gu Shengnan.
Compared to Gu Shengnan’s calmness, Xu Zhaodi was ashamed and angry as if he had been splashed with a large can of makeup remover in front of everyone by the gangster. He reluctantly accompanied Gu Shengnan to wait in the coffee shop downstairs, almost angrily about to drink coffee. Spoon breaks: "I'll just say that this man has a problem? A normal man who has been with you for three months, how could he not even kiss your mouth? Three months ago, your boss deliberately promoted you to chef of western food , After that he started chasing you, how could there be such a coincidence? You see, you gave him the position of chef of western food, and he took the post, and it became clear! Why were you so polite to them just now? If I were you, I would definitely rush forward and slap the dog and the dog, and then confiscate the criminal tools of the bastard!"
Don't forget to demonstrate an action of squeezing something.
Gu Shengnan was stirring coffee with his head down, but suddenly raised his head. Xu Zhaodi thought she had finally got the hang of it, and quickly pointed out: "We still have time to go upstairs. I will teach you a trick. Let's their clothes away so that they dare not chase them out. Then we called the police and said that someone was found." □, let this couple of dogs spend the night at the police station tonight."
What a perfect plan, Xu Zhaodi almost wants to clap his hands and cheer for himself, Gu Shengnan's eyes rolled, but only said to her: "You go back first."

Finally, Xu Zhaodi obediently left on the condition of being a 20-person Shu Fulei at the birthday party. After a while, Zhong Rui appeared in the coffee shop.
He didn't even bother to sit down, and just stood up and said, "I had some guilt for you, I don't know how to speak, but since you have found out, I have nothing to say, let's break up."
Gu Shengnan looked at him: "I only ask you one question. Our colleagues have been chasing me for so many years. Is it really just for the position of chef?"
Zhong Rui glanced at her up and down-with her feet dragged, her messy hair was casually clipped behind her head with a shark clip, and there was also the vegetable market aunt's favorite, without a waistline, that was as long as her calf, and could not be picked. The pajamas that started with the slightest man's desire-finally couldn't help but smile: "Or? You don't really think that I have a sudden change in taste and are in love with a man-in-law?"
Speaking of not forgetting, my finger raised the coffee cup opposite Gu Shengnan, and glanced at Xu Zhaodi’s faint lipstick mark left on the mouth of the cup: "I really don’t understand, you have such a coquettish friend, but it won’t affect you at all, let you change. Look at the image."
Although Gu Shengnan was not really sad about his cheating, she was still poked in the heart by the words.
She stood up after a little thought.
Zhong Rui's momentum was weak in an instant, and Gu Shengnan, who was naked at 173, looked at him without any pressure: "Just break up."
Zhong Rui was taken aback.
"I didn't like you anyway. I just agreed to your pursuit after seeing the people around you are in pairs, and I didn't want my mother to get a blind date every day. Or else? You don't really think I can watch. The last man who was as tall as me after wearing a heightened insole?"
Zhong Rui's face was green.
Gu Shengnan finally felt better, and walked around Zhong Rui and left with his head held up.
When he walked to the parking lot, Gu Shengnan realized that he had forgotten one of the most important and most important things. He was patting his forehead in annoyance, and suddenly a voice came out: "How are you talking? Did you cry that bitch? "
Gu Shengnan squinted his eyes and couldn't see the figure walking towards her twisting his waist, but the enchanting high-heeled "bang" sound could only belong to one person.
"I even forgot to ask Zhong Rui to pay back the money I borrowed from him to buy the car." She flatly spoke to Xu Zhaodi.
Although a woman who does not have love has to turn her attention to the cute RMB head, she is not like a woman who has just lost love. Xu Zhaodi is still a little puzzled about her. If you look at her carefully, she really doesn’t. After discovering some flaw, Xu Zhaodi thought about it, and then immediately put on a stick posture, and whispered to Gu Shengnan's ear: "I think of a way to make sure that even if he forgets his surname, he will not forget that he owes you money. ..."

After one-third of the time for the incense stick, Celine Xu sent him the tool of crime.
After a stick of incense, Gu Shengnan found the SUV.
The arrow was already on the line, Gu Shengnan took the slender steel bar Xu Zhaodi handed her, and suddenly felt a little stage fright: "Are you sure? Are you really going to engrave the hood on the hood?"
"Of course! Wait, I'll find you a bucket of red paint again!" Xu Zhaodi said with bright eyes, and ran away again.
Watching Xu Zhaodi's figure disappear, Gu Shengnan looked back at the car. As soon as he gritted his teeth, he really began to engrave the words on the hood.
"Owe", one stroke, one horizontal fold, another stroke, another...
Suddenly someone grabbed his hand severely.
Wouldn't it be a coincidence that you were caught by a bitch? ? ? This sentence traversed Gu Shengnan's brain at the speed of light. She looked up at the other's fingers with horror, passing the watch, cufflinks, and shirt one by one, and finally looked up to the other's face...
No, the who wears height-enhancing insoles is at most as tall as her, so why should she look up?
It was too late for Gu Shengnan to realize this, and she was already meeting the opponent's gaze.
The owner of the gaze, his voice lowered by an octave because of his anger: "What are you doing?"

He is pajamas and slippers, and his face is unkempt, but the man opposite is well-dressed and self-luminous. The key is that he was much taller than her, Gu Shengnan lost a lot of momentum in an instant.
What's more, any normal person would believe this explanation: I was going to paint my ex-boyfriend’s car, but I didn’t wear glasses, and your car is the same series and the same color as his, but it’s just a higher configuration. So... so...
Gu Shengnan spoke in fear, the man frowned, and the corners of his mouth moved slightly. At this time, his gaze was much softer than before. Gu Shengnan's big stone suddenly let go, thinking that this man should have believed her explanation, but the next second he heard him say: "I don't care what your motive is, as long as you can afford it. Repair costs will do."
Lost in love and fortune, Gu Shengnan stayed in place under the double blow. He watched the man pull the car door and took a business card from the car: "This is the business card of the repair shop. Go there to check out three days later. "
Gu Shengnan glanced at the business card in his hand, almost vomiting blood.
She also heard about this repair shop. In Xu Zhaodi’s words:
The price is so expensive that only the guy with a bad brain will send the car to this repair shop.

Gu Shengnan glanced at the man in front of him helplessly, and muttered in his heart: What's the use of being dignified? In fact, it's just a bad guy...
The man seemed to catch her peeping gaze, and suddenly looked at her again. His dark black eyes slowly patrolled Gu Shengnan's body, making Gu Shengnan feel uncomfortable. Just stepping back vigilantly, he suddenly stretched toward her chest. Out of the claws.
"You are sick, what are you doing!!!"
Gu Shengnan's scream was very harsh, and the man frowned again, but he kept moving, and in a blink of an eye he tore off the Hotan she was wearing on her neck.
It turned out that he looked at her with such evil eyes, only looking for valuable things in her.
Seeing Gu Shengnan still holding his chest protector with both hands, the man smiled.
It was just a slight smile, but it seemed to be a different person, from the extreme coldness to the tenderness of charming eyes.
Gu Shengnan was so painful that he rubbed the back of the neck that was strangled by the red string without lifting his head. He heard him say: "Trust me, men will never attack women below B."
B...
the following? !
Gu Shengnan hurriedly dropped his hands protecting his chest.
As soon as he raised his head, he saw Hotan hanging under the torn red rope at her: "I put your thing in the repair shop, and you can redeem it after you pay the bill."
Sao Bao's SUV drove past Gu Shengnan lightly and disappeared into the exit in a blink of an eye.
Xu Zhaodi, who had been hiding not far away, ran to Gu Shengnan for the next moment, looking mysteriously at the direction where the car disappeared: "With my countless experience in reading men, this is definitely the best product that has been rare in a century."
Gu Shengnan didn't have the time to ask the stunner carrying the bucket of red paint where she was hiding and how long she had been watching, because the business card in her hand was so painful that she could not speak.