Chapter 71:
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Finally I Get You
- Lan Bai Se
- 2362 characters
- 2021-02-01 07:47:12
Marriage requires more trouble than these. Registration, buying a house and decorating, choosing wedding dresses, taking wedding photos, booking banquets, sending wedding invitations, booking honeymoon itineraries...This is definitely an unprecedented huge test for Gu Shengnan, especially In the case of the groom and his non-cooperation.
"Groom officer, please laugh," the photographer shouted from a distance.
Lu Jin twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Groom officer, don't be so serious! Smile!" The photographer pulled out a big smile as a demonstration.
It’s time for the groom’s solo photo. Gu Shengnan was sitting on a folding chair outside the lawn. He looked anxiously, and he couldn’t wait to rush up to pull the corners of Lu Jin's arrogantly tight mouth with a smile, and sit on her. On the side, Wangcai, who was wearing a small dress and perfectly completed the photo task proposed by the photographer, saw that the photographer was demonstrating to Lu Jin how to laugh. He jumped onto the armrest of Gu Shengnan's seat, grinning grinningly. When I got up, the photographer over there who was tortured by the bridegroom official who was unable to laugh out of his life, saw Wangcai's cooperation and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Groom official, look, your pets laugh better than you!"
"...."
As if in order not to lose to the monkey, Lu Jin finally laughed hard and predictably. The photographer did not dare to expect how sweet his smile was, and quickly pressed the shutter. "
It was not until the solo shooting was over and Gu Shengnan, who had put on makeup and changed his wedding dress, came to Lu Jin and took his place. Lu Jin was able to confide his dissatisfaction: "Why should I be at the mercy of these stupid humans like Wangcai? ?"
Before Gu Shengnan had time to reply, the photographer had already begun to instruct them: "Come, come, now come a movement of \'The groom's officer looks at the bride obsessively, and the bride lowers her head shyly\'!"
Lu Jin couldn't bear it this time, and he clung to Gu Shengnan's ears and gritted his teeth: "Which urban-rural junction is this photographer? The designs are all popular movements in the 1980s..."
"Um.... My dad heard that we were going to take wedding photos. He happened to have an acquaintance who opened a photo studio... and the price was half cheaper than other photo studios. Just as... we were taking care of a friend’s business. Right."
Lu Jin glanced at his fiancee’s cheeks that were painted redder than a monkey’s ass, then looked down at the crumpled gown provided by the photo studio on his body, and he could only sigh: It’s really cheap and not good...
On this side, Lu Jin secretly vowed to let his woman wear the wedding dress he ordered from Paris in a few days, and to find a real photographer to retake a set of wedding photos. On the other side, the photographer saw these two people and just whispered. , Didn’t cooperate at all, and while holding his forehead with a headache, he had to change his words: "If the bride is not shy, let’s change the position, the groom kisses the bride’s profile, and the bride closes her eyes happily."
As soon as he heard that he had benefits and was able to get in for a kiss, Lu Jin's expression finally didn't look so bad. He cooperated with the photographer for an unprecedented time and kissed Gu Shengnan on the cheek.
With this kiss, the inferior blush powder used by the makeup artist in the photo studio for the bride immediately fluttered Lu Jin's mouth, and Lu Jin quickly stopped turning his face to sneeze.
Gu Shengnan's irritability is no less than that of him, "I will definitely not let my dad interfere next time I get married, it's too unreliable..."
\"Do you want to have another time?" Lu Jinhu turned his head to look at her, his eyes narrowed dangerously. Gu Shengnan realized that she had made a mistake, but when she was about to speak, she was interrupted by the photographer again---
"Are you a couple? You can't even kiss? Oh, I'm so sad!"
The photographer unbearably dropped the camera hand, his other hand akimbo dissatisfied.
Gu Shengnan watched Lu Jin's eyes suddenly rise in a dark fire, which obviously meant: This photographer wearing dare to question my dignified Mr. Lu! ?
Gu Shengnan wanted to cry without tears, and it was a catastrophe to run into a bad-tempered husband and then a self-righteous photographer.
Just when Gu Shengnan wondered whether the photographer would choose to quit first, or Lu Jin would quit first, or she would give the two men a kick first, and then waved their hands and walked away. Lu Jin Suddenly asked her: "I remember you used the lipstick you brought yourself when you just touched up your makeup?"
"Yes what's the matter?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Lu Jin lifted her face and kissed her.
Mr. Lu proved with practical actions that not only can he kiss, but he is obviously a master of kissing skills.
This kiss, the kiss was full of flames, lingering, and there seemed to be a burst of "cracking" firewood on the grass. The photographer stayed for five seconds, finally woke up, and quickly raised the camera to record the light. This is the moment that makes people happy.
In the end, due to time constraints, Mr. Lu was unable to take another wedding photo as he wished. They could only wash out this set of wedding photos with an obvious urban-rural junction and used it as the back cover of the wedding invitation and hung on the wall of the new home. Placed outside the restaurant where the wedding banquet is held.
However, it seems that the effect is not as bad as Lu Jin imagined: Although the photographer's shooting technique, action design, and makeup artist's makeup technique all failed, but fortunately, the post-PS technique is not bad, and their wedding photos can still be seen. .
When Xu Zhaodi came to visit their new home, he happened to ran into the staff of the photo studio to send photo frames and albums. After seeing their wedding photos first, Xu Zhaodi's eyes were almost staring: "Your wedding photos are too banned? Do you want to kiss so hard to tell? And here..."
Gu Shengnan was taken aback by her and almost thought that he really took some pornographic photos. When he leaned in to see it, it was just a bit of a kiss. Who made her marry someone knows how to dazzle a woman. Xu Zhaodi, a man who is fascinated by the world, is like discovering the new world. He almost put the photo under his eyelids and checked it carefully. Finally, he was sure that he saw the tip of someone’s tongue in the photo: "You kissed in front of the camera. ?"
Gu Sheng male 囧.
Fortunately, Lu Jin was not here today. Otherwise, he would definitely sneer at Xu Zhaodi’s fuss. Gu Shengnan decided to change the topic: "Right, you said you brought me a good thing, what is it?"
After she reminded him of this, Xu Zhaodi remembered the purpose of his trip and glanced at every corner of the house, "Is Lu Jin not at home?"
"Yeah, tomorrow is the wedding. He is accompany his mother to settle a friend from Melbourne."
Xu Zhaodi suddenly laughed evilly, took out two tickets from his bag, as a grand show, and specifically dubbed his actions: "Qiangqiangqiang! Look!\"
WTF? Gu Shengnan took the ticket, and his eyes straightened by the photo of the macho on the ticket.
"On the eve of the wedding, my dear sister, I specially tailored a bachelor party for you." Xu Zhaodi winked at her ambiguously, "No men, you know..."
Gu Shengnan looked in pain: "If Lu Jin finds out, I will be done."
"Don't worry about the bachelor party, you know, I know, God knows, and the earth knows, but Lu Jin will never know." Xu Zhaodi used her usual temptation, "If you know, I can invite you in Las Vegas. The dance that Si has performed. Boy. In the second half of your life, you can only watch Lu Jin’s naked body. Don’t you want to take this last opportunity to open your eyes?"
Gu Shengnan couldn't help swallowing.
Gu Shengnan has finally seen what is called "a worthwhile trip"---
The half-naked mixed-race male models by the pool are all straight and tidy. On such a cold day, even if the air conditioner is turned on in the clubhouse, these male models only wander around the clubhouse in suits, trousers and black aprons holding a wine tray. Still seeing people's excitement \"freeze" extremely. Even Vivian temporarily left Liao Zenan and sacrificed his life to accompany Teacher Gu, enough to see the charm of the male models.
Even if Gu Shengnan sat there drinking a drink without squinting, he could still smell the powerful male hormones. Gu Shengnan can only rely on Xu Zhaodi's sighs in her ears to be distracted.
Vivienne cried dumbfoundedly and pulled Gu Shengnan's red ears: "Shengnan, this is a single night for you. How can you not watch it?"
"What's so good? It's not half as good as Lu Jin's figure." Gu Shengnan said nonsense.
Unexpectedly, Xu Zhaodi's intense interest aroused: "Really, Lu Jin looks very thin when wearing clothes!"
"He is typically thin when dressed, and fleshy when undressed." Gu Shengnan is quite confident about this.
She held her eyes tightly on this side. On the other side, she could see the bulging Li Man in her lower abdomen, but she was completely in the water. Xu Zhaodi had to hold Gu Shengnan’s chin to let her see how she was talking with the mixed-race male model. Li Man: \"Look, she has robbed all of your protagonist's elegance, and you know that you are guarding your way."
Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there. As soon as Xu Zhaodi finished speaking, Gu Shengnan's cell phone rang, and Gu Shengnan covered the receiver and answered, "Hello?"
Gu Shengnan gave a cautious "hello", but Lu Jin at the other end still smelled something wrong: "Aren't you at Xu Zhaodi's house? Why does it sound so noisy."
"Oh... we are out for supper, and I will go home after eating."
Isn't she a lie? There are really various snacks with wine in front of them, she just didn't tell Lu Jin that she is now eating supper in the clubhouse of the male model at full time...
And Xu Zhaodi was sitting on the male model’s lap and eating supper...
Speaking of what Lu Jin was interested in, Lu Jin also forgot that there was something wrong, and changed the subject on his own: "Living here tonight? I have arranged for my mother to stay in the hotel."
The implication is that they won't be disturbed if they want the world of two people.
But for tomorrow’s wedding, she will go back to her apartment tonight, and Lu Jin will come with the team to pick up the bride tomorrow morning. She will be able to move freely tonight, and she can only persuade Lu with the saying that
meeting this night before marriage is unlucky
Jin's.
"No, it's not lucky." Gu Shengnan insisted.
Lu Jin is quite meaningless about this: "We have been unlucky all the way since we knew it. What unlucky things have never happened? What is there to be afraid of?"
\"..."
What does it mean? Gu Shengnan vomited after eating supper.
Lu Jin received a call from Gu's father early in the morning and hurried to Gu's house wearing pajamas and pajamas.
Father Gu was in a hurry. He even took Wangcai in the living room, pacing anxiously behind Gu's buttocks. When the doorbell sounded, Father Gu immediately went to open the door.
"What's up with her?"
"Maybe the supper last night was not fresh. Vivienne, Zhaodi, and Sheng Nan came back drunk last night. As a result, all three of them vomited and diarrhea early in the morning. The three were busy robbing the toilet. "Papa Gu led Jin into the house while talking.
As soon as Lu Jin walked to the corridor, he found that Vivian and Xu Zhaodi were busy robbing the toilet outside. When they saw Lu Jin and greeted them hastily, they continued to grab.
She had successfully occupied the toilet in the bedroom. The door of this toilet was closed, and Lu Jin knocked on the door: "How are you?"
The only answer to him was the sound of flushing.
Lu Jin had to knock on the door again.
"Who let you eat indiscriminately the day before your wedding? We have a wedding today, and there will be a dinner in the evening. What are you going to do like this?"
"Who made you curse us last night? It's not auspicious or unlucky..."
Then there was no sound. Lu Jin can only go back to the bedroom and sit at the end of the bed waiting for her to open the door.
It wasn't until ten minutes later...Finally, the door opened.
Lu Jin strode forward immediately. I saw Gu Shengnan standing with a sullen expression on the door frame.
He was immediately frightened by her look: "It seems... our honeymoon tomorrow morning will probably be cancelled."
Exciting adventure honeymoon... Lu Jin said half-jokingly, but she looked at Lu Jin pitifully and said: "It's not an estimate, it must be cancelled."
"No way?" Lu Jin immediately raised his forehead and looked at the sky. "Really so serious?"
Gu Shengnan silently raised the hand that had been behind her back to Lu Jin, and what she was holding at this moment was a...pregnancy test stick.
Lu Jin was taken aback, his eyes rounded, and he carefully examined the small pregnancy test stick in front of him.
The two red lines on the right side of the pregnancy test stick mean...
Lu Jin suddenly felt like something blasted in his mind, and raised his eyes incredulously to look at Gu Shengnan. Gu Shengnan's expression was not at all joyful---it was uncomfortable to get up early in the morning and vomit. . Seeing him looking at himself as if consulting him, Gu Shengnan nodded heavily: "Yes, I'm pregnant."
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Here comes the little road? Where is the applause? ?
It's almost over, don't you overlord me? Leave a comment? It means you've been here? The old man looks at you expectantly with starry eyes