Vol 12 Chapter 176: The first experience of the kingdom of God

Remember [New] for a second,! After getting off the bus, a group of people entered the hotel lobby, and they were greeted by an indescribable fresh fragrance (actually, the air freshener used in the hotel). A feeling of not daring to step on it.
Immediately after that, the six smiling and bowing Miss Menying had a visual impact. Under the influence of cosmetics, plastic surgery, professional suits that highlight the lordosis, and specially trained etiquette actions, the two big monsters were stunned. The Adam's apple twitched up and down at the same time, and the light in his eyes had already heated up.
Men like beautiful women, so do monsters! If you have any objection to this, you can think about why Bajie wants to marry Gao Cuilian instead of having a few sows in the cave?
On the contrary, the goat understood their mood very well, and after pulling a hand, he whispered:
"Don't worry, the two brothers, eat first, I will arrange it later! Guaranteed to be much better than these few."
Lu Li, who has always been very polite and aloof, finally couldn't bear it anymore. The deer immediately looked at the goat and smiled:
"Then it's settled, I want four! If I can't do it, I can also three!"
Fang Linyan was also amazed when he heard it. According to rumors, stags are very powerful when they are in heat, and they will mate with at least a dozen does in a short period of time. Therefore, there have been rumors of "slutty deer" since ancient times. The guy also looks like a big hairy guy.
After entering the door, Osihan stared at the giant crystal chandelier hanging from above for more than ten seconds, and then he couldn't help shaking his head and followed forward in admiration, and then followed into the elevator.
The waiters around have all undergone very strict training, and they turn a blind eye to it, but they must be mocking the hillbilly for being ignorant.
Soon, all the people arrived at the cafeteria on the top floor. Fang Linyan must have booked a seat through the church. It must be a VIP top box, leather sofas, and private bathrooms are standard. .
As far as the power of the church in Greece is concerned, I am afraid that they can do what the mayor of Greece can do, and they can easily do what the mayor of Greece cannot do!
After entering the box, even Fang Linyan was dumbfounded.
In the large box that can seat at least 20 people, there are only four ornately decorated chairs. The round giant glass table table in front of it is at least ten square meters. In the central area of ​​the table, there is a colorful flower bush. .
At this time, the waiter next to him turned on the switch, and behind the huge floor-to-ceiling curtains, all the brilliant lights of the city were under his feet, like a dream, and the sea in the distance was turbulent and magnificent. Such a scene made Fang Linyan appreciate it.
As a man, it's like the feeling of reigning over the world.
The scenery that can touch Fang Linyan, a local resident, must have touched the soul of the two big monsters. Osihan has already half-opened his mouth and murmured:
"Grandma's, is that the West Heaven Paradise?"
Lu Lize is a little more gentle, just repeatedly emphasizing four words:
"Heavenly Palace Que, Heavenly Palace Que..."
At this time, the goat looked around and said directly to the waiter next to him:
"You go out, we didn't summon you not to come in."
There are twelve exclusive waiters in this big box. Of course, they must give priority to the request of the guests, so they all bowed slightly, and then all withdrew.
Lu Li and O Sihan greedily looked at the gorgeous night scene outside the window, and even held their breath. In their subconscious, they even felt that they were in a dream or an illusion, which is why they could see such magnificent and majestic momentum. , Gorgeous views...  
Therefore, they even deliberately kept their breathing very soft, lest they would wake up from this dream by making a louder sound, and they would never return to this place in this life.
After a full ten minutes, Osihan let out a breath and said:
"The Kingdom of God is really... Really..."
At this time, he desperately needed one word to accurately describe his mood, but he had no choice but to read too little, and he couldn't even hold back a groan.
Lu Li also sighed:
"It's such a shame to see such a view."
At this moment, even the goat was a little hungry, so he and Fang Linyan dragged the two directly to the lobby to get the dishes. After five minutes, the two monsters came back with two large plates full of them.
"There are even seven or eight ways to make chicken!"
O Sihan, who likes chicken the most, murmured like Mrs. Xianglin.
Lu Li was also stunned:
"I've never seen so much fruit in my life!"
The most luxurious place to eat in their impressions is nothing more than the four-story wooden building called Taibai Pavilion. Among the dishes reported by the younger brother, there are chicken, fish and pork knuckles, which are already top-class dishes.
Osihan is very clear, even if it is a big landlord with a thousand acres of land, if he wants to eat meat, he can usually only open meat on the 15th day of the first month, because only during this time period can meat be sold at large gatherings.
Usually, if you want to entertain guests, it is a farm dish, and an extra tofu is a dish to entertain guests, so the polite words in rural areas are:
Have you eaten yet? I didn't eat to catch a tofu rice at my place.
Of course, the landowners also have chickens and pigs, and they can kill their own meat to eat. However, in that environment, although all kinds of supporting equipment are underdeveloped, although the output is low, there is no surplus food at all if you want to feed livestock on a large scale.
Even if someone really wants to do large-scale farming, the cruel reality will teach him to be a man in minutes. There has long been a saying in the countryside that a family with a lot of wealth and hair is not counted.
In the modern society, the spread of chicken and swine fever in the farms will be detrimental, not to mention the journey to the west? Large-scale farming cost a lot of money, and the plague wiped out the livestock within three days.
As for Taoism, supernatural powers.... There has never been a veterinary product developed by an expert in Taoism, and it is too late for alchemy! And let me study the line of serving animals? Believe it or not, the masters turn their faces in minutes?
In this case, the two demons came to the dining area in the lobby of the buffet, looking at the exquisite plates, lamps emitting light everywhere, and all kinds of dishes with good color and fragrance were placed around. It is up to you to smell all kinds of peculiar fragrances in your nose.... To tell you the truth, even in a beautiful dream, there is no such scene.
Next, of course, is the moment of feasting. Osihan's plate is filled with cold chicken, roast chicken, braised chicken, mushroom stewed chicken, barbecue chicken skin, treasure in the palm, braised chicken feet, Orleans grilled wings... It looks like Fight with chicken.
Lu Li, on the other hand, was much more reserved, and at first he maintained his attitude of tasting it until he saw the lychees stacked next to him, and his eyes immediately lit up.
Lychees were a rare thing at that time. The poem "When a concubine of red dust laughs, no one knows that it is a lychee" is written very clearly. Unless it is in the country of origin, then you have to eat fresh lychees. That must be the identity of the emperor's concubine.
And this is only transported to Chang'an. Lu Li, Osihan and other people/monsters usually hang out in arid desert places like Chechi Country in the Western Regions, so even the famous big monsters have only eaten so much in their life. It's only three times, and it can only be shared with others.
Lu Li never dreamed that he could actually eat lychees in a certain place. If he talked about this topic with other monsters, others would definitely look at it contemptuously, and the expression in his eyes was only one thing:
"You're thinking about farting!"
Under such circumstances, Lu Li ran three times in a row and ate a full four plates of lychees before he could breathe a sigh of relief. Fang Linyan saw that he thought it was troublesome to peel the shells, so he immediately called a waiter to help peel the shells. .
After realizing this, Osihan immediately learned without a teacher and called two waiters over, one to help debone the chicken feet, and the other to peel the shrimp for him.
Wait, why shrimp? Because Osihan ate too much chicken, he felt a little disgusting... When Lu Ligan entered the four plates of lychees, this guy ate more than ten plates of chicken.
At first, Osihan was afraid that "Brother Xie" would be too expensive to eat too much, but later I heard that this restaurant is actually calculated on a per capita basis, no matter how much you eat, the price is the same.
Osham was stunned again! (It's been the nth time I've been shocked since I came here.) The boss of this God Realm doesn't seem to be very smart. Eat more and eat less for one price? What? Even the wine is like that! Wouldn't that mean losing the pants?
Not only that, but also shocked by Lu Li:
"What, isn't this place a la carte? It turns out that the money is calculated on a per-capita basis. No, no, no, there are so many strange and delicious food. It happens that I eat too many lychees, so I have to change the taste."
As the two big monsters gradually became familiar with the cafeteria, and at the same time, they could feel that they were surrounded by a group of weak broilers (there are also a lot of waste in the realm of the gods), so their mentality began to change quickly, so they began to increase the volume. eat.
After the waiter next to him with a smile brought a few drinks for the VIP to try, Che Chiguo Hebe and Che Chiguo immediately lit up and opened the door to a new world.
It was only after Osihan tried the chocolate fountain and ice cream hot pot next to him that he felt that he had seen each other late, and only then did he realize that there is still such a delicious food in the world.
The buffet side actually noticed that there were two big stomach kings (and hillbilly) in the VIP room, so I made a report to the above. Although the boss here is not a believer, he is very clear about the energy of the person who called him. How terrible.
Therefore, a strict order was immediately issued, telling the waiters inside that they must meet all the reasonable requirements of the four VIPs, and of course, the unreasonable ones must also be satisfied!
Therefore, this one of the best high-end cafeterias remained open until two in the morning that night, and it was officially closed after four hours of over-opening.
At this time, Osihan and Lu Li were full of food and drink, so they collapsed on the chair in the reception room next to them and fell asleep, snoring like a tiger and a deer.
Fortunately, the two guys are big monsters, and they are profound in Taoism, so they won't show their true colors after getting drunk... Then as written in Journey to the West: The yellow-robed monster was caught directly. A maid came to eat raw.
After all, Fang Linyan felt that it was good for the two of them to hold back and not vomit, so they probably wouldn't have the appetite to eat raw human flesh.
Obviously, the program arranged by the goat at night was ruined. Fortunately, the two demons will not leave immediately. It is expected that it will take at least two weeks for them to be corroded by the sugar-coated cannonballs of capitalism.
At this time, it was unrealistic to let Che Chiguo Hebe and Che Chiguo move to the hotel. Fang Linyan called Evelina directly and arranged a five-star hotel for them in the building ten minutes later. presidential suite.
Evelina's mind is also very delicate. After hearing that the guest was drunk, she also transferred four deaconesses of the temple who were familiar with "supernatural abilities", of course, to serve the distinguished guests.
The next day, Che Chi and the two demons slept until noon and woke up. They only felt refreshed, so the goat arranged for the two of them to go to the massage sauna to wash their feet.
As a result, after taking the bath, both Lu Li and Oshan felt uncomfortable all over, and the goat said curiously:
"What's the matter with the two of you, where is the hospitality?"
After hearing this, Lu Li hurriedly said:
"No no."
Osihan held back for a while, and then said a little embarrassedly:
"Actually this is the case. After our monsters change into human form, it is only an appearance. The real physical feeling is still fed back by the original body. In your bathhouse, soaking and rubbing it in your bathroom will not help much. On the contrary, even the original body is full of It's starting to itch."
"It's just that with you, we might have a lot of trouble if we show the prototype, right? So find a place where no one else is, and we'll just have to go and take a dip."
After the goat heard it, he suddenly realized, and laughed:
"It's okay, it's okay, as long as the two brothers don't hurt people casually after discovering the prototype, and UU reading www.uukanshu.com doesn't talk, then it's no big deal."
Lu Liqi said:
"I should be fine with the prototype, but this guy has a prototype, I'm afraid there will be big trouble."
Lu Li's words were originally correct, and the experience of these two monsters in Journey to the West was also the same, especially Osihan, when ordinary people saw it, they either cried and ran away, or they trembled to get something like a dung fork and a hoe. ....
The goat snapped his fingers and said:
"It's okay, I'll ask first."
After making a few calls, he quickly contacted a high-end pet club, explained the situation here one by one, and the other side agreed immediately, and then quickly quoted a price and asked them to come over.
Lu Li and Osihan were dragged into this high-end pet club in a daze by the goat. Of course, they had recovered their demon bodies in advance before arriving, and the goat had also talked to them (mainly Osihan), It may be necessary to cooperate with a few mentally handicapped movements.
Osihan said that as long as someone can take care of him and take a bath, it will be fine even if he takes a haircut in public. He has never been served and taken a bath in his life! (Beast body)