Chapter 37: Why are scholars empty?

If Qian Qian smashes again, it is estimated that the spoon jumped over and smashed her. Even if she could restore these things to the original, she would be distressed to watch.
When she ran out, Yaoba immediately caught up, watched them go, and the spoons were sighed, and the teeth were smashed. "Treasurer, if they dare to smash something again, put them in the teeth."
There are so many spoons now-scholars are in my hands, and I have a sense of pride in the world. Although I do n’t know where he comes from, I have never seen anyone bully him. Do n’t worry about it.
I ate at night, prepared the dishes with a spoon, washed my hands, and came back. She blinked, looking at the scholar who was still picking vegetables, and touching his forehead: "Stupid student, what are you doing?"
The scholar smiled, his eyes narrowed slightly: "Nothing, eat enough."
Eat enough ... to have the energy to toss.
Spoon suspected to eat vegetables, waited for a bowl of rice, and drank a few sips of cold white water, salty and dead.
After having dinner, several guests came one after another, and by the time the hiccups came, it was almost time.
The spoon closed the shop door, soaked in water and took a comfortable bath. When the water in the bath tub was drained, I remembered that it seemed like I was going to sleep with the scholar tonight. After grooming, I hugged a pillow and jumped into the room from the window. There was a mist of water behind the screen. Before she got around, I heard the scholar's voice: "Spoon ..."
A moment later, she saw her holding a big pillow to jump over the screen, staring brightly: "Stupid student, why do you take a bath every time I come in?"
The scholar looked at her, and he also wanted to ask why every time the spoon was picked ... Men and women did not give or receive anything, it would not be taught many times.
He shuddered, "Will you break in like this when other men bathe?"
Spoon thought about it, "Of course not."
Because no one let her break through.
"Okay, soak up, I'm going to bed."
The scholar watched her jump over, rubbed the bridge of her nose, slowly got up, wiped her body, thought about it, and put on her obscene pants again.
When I got back to the bed, the spoon was already asleep with the quilt on her side, she lay on her side, looked at her for a while, raised her finger on the tip of her nose, and it was slightly cold. She paused for a moment, then she snapped it off and murmured, "Demons must not touch me."
The scholar laughed aloud, and wanted to pull out the quilt, but she was holding her tightly, unable to, whispering with her ears: "Spoon, loose hands, it would be cold to sleep like this."
Spoon opened his eyes slightly and looked at him: "Stupid student, I want to knock you out."
The scholar smiled: "I moved my arms and legs. I pulled out the quilt and covered it."
The spoon turned over, and when the quilt was taken away, it turned back again, and the quilt was covered, and immediately warmed. She rubbed her eyes, and her sleepiness disappeared: "Stupid student, tell me a story, preferably the longest and boring, you can fall asleep soon."
The scholar thought about it and took her into his arms: "Then say a ... long and boring ..."
The spoon moved a comfortable position: "Say it."
"A long, long time ago, a boring person heard that a very awesome peony flower grew far away ..."
Spoon smiled, yawned, and drilled into his arms: "Stupid student, you're a fake public servant, give me a play."
The scholar looked pale and kissed her: "Well. Then, because it was so boring, he went to find the peony flower ... the result ..."
Spoon waited for a long time and didn't hear him continue to say, slightly opened his eyes and looked at him: "Why not continue?"
The student blinked: "It turned out that the peony flower was already in shape. When the man passed ... she ... happened to be in Tianchi ..."
Spoon eyebrows: "Come on, don't hang your appetite."
The scholar blinked again: "bath."
Spoon thought for a moment, then suddenly: "Stupid student ... You mean ... that person peeking at the peony flowers washed in vain?"
The scholar rubbed the bridge of his nose: "Yeah ... because I have never seen such a clean spirit, I have seen it for a long time, and then I saw that she had finished washing.
Spoon shouted: "Sure enough, it is a pornographic scholar, and even the story of the story has a sexual wolf."
The scholar asked, "If someone peeks at you for nothing, will you anger him?"
Spoon thought about it, drowsily, and raised his fist: "Surely flatten him! How can you look at the girl's body casually. And the protagonist is still the flower of peony ... How do you look at the innocent expression of a scholar, I do n’t mean to you . "
The student sighed, put one hand on his back, looked at the slightly moving mantle, rolled her hair, and said, "Later, the man got a disease."
"What disease?"
"A disease that can't look directly at the peony flower, and it will become empty for a long time."
Spoon laughed lying on his chest: "Who made him peek. This story is fun. What happened later? Did he take the peony back?"
"Well, peony flowers don't know anything. After he took her back, he planted them in his backyard, watered them daily, and took good care of them. But then a fierce girl came and wanted to take the peony flowers and eat them."
The spoon trembled, indignantly: "It's easy for us as a peony!"
The scholar smiled and touched her head: "Shun Mao, obedient ... Later, the man persuaded the fierce girl and promised to find something that could replace the peony flower, but she gave up. But I didn't expect that silly peony ... "
The spoon drew an eye knife, and the scholar coughed twice: "The beautiful peony flower was frightened and thought he was really going to be eaten. He hadn't waited for him to explain to her so as not to let the man and the murderous girl They fought and left on their own. But I didn't expect to fall into the sky cave stupidly. "
"What is Tiandong?"
The scholar closed his eyes, "There is a bridge in the ghost world, and there is a cave in the sky. Those who pass by the cave will forget the leading edge and destroy their spiritual power."
As the epilogue fell, it was full of crickets, and he listened to the spoon. He couldn't help but reached out and covered his mouth: "Scholar ... This story is not fun ... I won't listen."
The scholar shook her hand and took it away, smiling: "Just a story."
The spoon was silent, looked at him with a low eyebrow, and responded, "Well ... but, why did the person know that the drug had left by itself? It's hard to say that the fierce girl pushed her down."
The scholar said, "The silly peony left that person a stone of transmission, and let him take good care of herself. For the peace of the Six Realms, she decided to live in seclusion."
The spoon said "Oh", "In fact, the peony flower is not stupid at all."
"why?"
"Because she didn't know you had negotiated."
The scholar said for a long time before she said, "She can wait again, why she didn't wait for him to explain to her, maybe she didn't believe he would protect himself."
"Because she cares about that person, if he waits for him to come back, she probably won't be able to leave, so she runs away by herself. But she fell into the sky cave ... It's a bit stupid."
After all, the spoon sneezed. The scholar stood up and hugged her, rolled up the quilt: "Look, it's cold."
Spoon smiled: "Later, did he find the peony?"
The scholar looked at her with a gaze and smiled indifferently: "I found it. At the beginning, because of the aura, I couldn't find even the slightest breath. After searching for hundreds of years, I finally found it."
"And later?"
"Later ..." The students hesitated for a moment and laughed. "Then they lived a happy life."
The spoon ripped at the corner of the mouth: "Student, you're bad, give you zero points."
The scholar smiled: "Later Peony did not recognize him, and treated him as a bad person. He wanted to drive him away. No, he had to transform into a handsome and powerful person to seduce Peony flowers, but he did not expect, but finally chose Peony Flowers. It looks like the original body is not very reliable. "
The more I heard the spoon, the more wrong I was. The tone stopped for a while before I swallowed. I opened my eyes and looked at him, "Stupid student, don't you tell me that person is you, and that peony is me."
The scholar was about to answer, and the spoon widened his eyes and rolled the quilt towards the end of the bed: "Come on, are you the peeping peeper?"
"Oh ..." The scholar was right, "Of course not, I'm a gentleman, how could I do that kind of shit, spoon, this is just a story."
Spoon pursed his lips, looked at him suspiciously, and flashed a faint light in his eyes, stared at him, and laughed: "You said just now that the man has a disease and can't look directly at the disease of peony."
The scholar opened his eyes slightly, his spoon cannot be so smart! It must have been transferred! Before I had time to think about it, I saw that the eyes of the spoon were like flashing waves, and the tips of the noses were almost stuck together, and they just looked at it. He swallowed slightly: "That ..."
Spoon fixed his left and right hands on his head: "Don't move, if you dare to run, the peeping wolf must be you."
The scholar said, "How could it be me."
The eyes of those in front of her eyes were clear and eager, looking like Qiuyue, lips like rouge, rosy, and after looking for a while, the scholar was pleased that he could finally hold the beauty of the spoon. Before I was excited and encouraged, I saw the spoons on the cheeks and watched with vigilance: "Sex student! You have a nosebleed!"
"Spoon, listen to me."
"Let ’s disappear, ah ~~~" Before the word came out, the student was pressed over by the spoon, and the spoon kicked his legs. "You peeped at me to take a bath, but you also provoked the fierce girl, and the friendship is over.
The scholar pressed her, and was not afraid that she would run away. She wiped her nose's blood calmly, and said, "The point is to provoke the murderer?"
Spoon tilted his head: "No."
The scholar kissed her and said, "I finally found you, silly spoon."
Spoon looked directly at him, and touched his face: "What you said is true?"
"Yes."
"You've been looking for me?"
"Yes."
The spoon was careful: "So ... you came to the inn for the first time?"
I don't know why, when listening to this soft whisper, the scholar felt a little distressed and nodded: "Yes."
"Wait." Spoon raised her hand. Now that she can get in touch with such a scholar, she must not have been easy before. The eyes suddenly laughed into a pea-like shape, "So, I am a very powerful peony flower?"
The scholar froze, his spoon, the point!