Chapter 1030: Little genius gets smaller assists (2)
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From Sidekick to Bigshot
- Er Fengchong
- 617 characters
- 2021-03-03 01:16:53
"Will you?" Jian Yiling asked.
"I have watched TV shows!" Wen Zhe touched his chin and explained to Jian Yiling earnestly, "Actually, I don't like watching those TV shows, but there is no way. My mother likes to watch them. Let me watch it together. While watching her, she will wipe her tears with a tissue, hey, woman."
The last sigh was like an old man who was seven and eighty years old.
Wen Zhe continued to mutter: "I like reading books better, but my mother always said that I was smart enough, and reading books would be silly. I have to watch more TV shows and keep up with the trend of the times, so I stayed with her. I watched a lot of TV dramas, such as "My Mother-in-law", "Mute Daughter-in-law", "After the Newlyweds", and also those unrealistic youth idol dramas "I Have a Date with Pop", " It’s not my fault to fall in love with you", "We are destined to love each other"..."
Wen Zhe broke his fingers with Jian Yiling and counted the romantic dramas and family ethics dramas he watched with his mother in those years.
In order to explain his rich experience to Jian Yiling.
"You are amazing." Jian Yiling commented.
"Hehe, so don't worry, sister, your plan to fall down on your future brother-in-law is covered by me!" Wen Zhe patted his chest with a small hand and assured Jian Yiling.
Following Wen Zhe, he took out the pen and paper and started to make notes and analysis on it.
1. Choose the right time;
Usually work is too tired, not suitable, weekend evening is the theoretical best time.
2. To choose a suitable location;
The hotel is too casual, the tourist location is relatively romantic, and the home feels safer.
3. Make sure that no one else will bother you;
The two brothers who are on the opposite side need to be opened in advance, work needs to be arranged in advance, and the mobile phone must be turned off in advance.
4. Make sure that the future brother-in-law will not run away;
At this point, Wen Zhe began to bite his pen. This one is a bit troublesome, he has to think about it.
Jian Yiling looked at the content written by Wen Zhe by the side.
Question: "Why do you need to schedule work and shut down in advance?"
Wen Zhe replied: "Sister, don’t you know. According to my experience of watching TV series for so many years, generally at this time, either someone who is ignorant breaks in to interrupt, or the phone rang unsuspectingly, and then the lovers The hug was interrupted."
Wen Zhe had forgotten that he had just sent food to Jian Yiheng, Jian Yichen, to show their "alliance" relationship.
Now he has turned to Jian Yiling's camp.
Jian Yiling suddenly realized: "It seems like this."
"Right, right." Wen Zhe meditated, "but the most critical point of this question is how to prevent future brother-in-law from running away. TV shows often choose to drunk men with alcohol."
"A Sheng can't drink."
"TV shows often use medicine, but I don't have a place to buy that kind of medicine. I'm really worried."
"He can't take any messy medicine either."
"There is also the use of tonics, such as deer blood and bullwhip. If you say you eat it, you will find a girl to give birth." At this point, Wen Zhe was puzzled. "Right, how exactly do babies give birth Yes, why can you give birth to a baby after eating deer blood and bullwhip?"
Wen Zhe only knew that it was performed like this in the TV series, but only when two people hug each other in the TV series.
Then the camera turned on as soon as the day turned.
After a while, it was said that the woman was pregnant.