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(Because I ’m not good at it, I ’m not satisfied with how to write it, but it took me several hours and I do n’t want to delete it. This chapter is free)
At midnight news on April 1, 2003, ESPN Sports announced an official news.
ESPN Sports announced that the relevant departments of ESPN ’s NBA will be officially cancelled to form the ESPN Entertainment Channel. The ESPN Sports Channel ’s NBA channel will be officially canceled at 9 am. The ESPN Entertainment Channel will start trial broadcast at 9 am. The first program will be on Officially broadcast at 9 o'clock.
The first type of show is a talk show. The show's name is "Ace-Liu Talk Show". The host is the Hawks star Ace-Liu.
April 1st, April Fool ’s Day, is not an official holiday in Western countries, but the new year before the 15th century calendar in France. The 15th century old school refused to change the first day of the new year from April 1st to January 1st , So the reformists held a fake New Year banquet on this day, found some fake "celebrities" to tease the old school, and then vigorously publicized and mocked them, so the old school's reputation dropped because of January 1st. Everyone is used to it, and the old school can't turn the waves. Later, on April 1st, teasing people gradually became popular and became a folk festival. The official does not recognize it.
However, although it is not officially recognized, in Europe and the United States, April 1st is indeed a very popular holiday, and various industries will play some flowers at this point.
Students often took the opportunity to make various jokes. Of course, as in China, there are also confession today. If they are rejected, they are said to be April Fool ’s Day jokes. Some are successful. Some women ’s parties are really joking. , Some men deliberately make fun of people ...
The joke between adults is more convergent. Of course, it does not exclude the kind of big-headed play that is too big.
However, April Fool ’s Day is the most important thing, but it is those big companies that usually seem serious. In the future, even the US President and the news media will love to do things on April Fool ’s Day.
But now, in 2003, April Fool's Day is still more a day for ordinary people and big companies who want to show their company's creativity. Before the era of information explosion, the news media is still relatively conservative and rigorous.
So when ESPN came out, many people believed it!
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Of course, many people simply don't believe it.
Netizens know no borders, the netizens all over the world are the same. The sprays are flying all over the sky, even if many people do not believe it, but the essence of the bar is exploding, and they are spraying online with those who express unbelief, inexplicably spraying, talking It seemed as if I believed in it.
The NBA, a very common name in the United States, Liu Mang, is not a big man, but the NBA and Liu Mang are connected, and the movements are not small.
Many sports fans in American sports circles have been shocked. What is this guy who has been doing things in the North American sports world from time to time in the past two years?
Do you really want to do a talk show?
ESPN is such a big TV station, really follow this guy together?
It's nonsense!
Since April 1st is Sunday, the news on ESPN Sports Channel in the early hours of Saturday night is really a lot of people watching!
In the early morning of the next day, many news media reprinted this matter, and some morning newspapers even gave headlines!
No matter how noisy people are, no matter how fierce the words of a person who is unbelieving, and no matter how questioned by the news media, anyway, people who pay close attention to NBA in sports are looking forward to the nine o'clock soon.
Is not only a sports fan, even NBA players are confused by this news, because there is a national live broadcast on the night of the 1st, many stars are paying attention to this matter.
And because the time is too early, the news released in the early morning, the legendary program will start at nine in the morning, and there is no opportunity to interview Liu Mang or ESPN for the media who are trying to "dispel rumours", and no rumours information comes out. From early morning to nine in the morning, just a few hours, Liu Mang once again became popular all over the United States overnight!
It doesn't cost money to watch the excitement, so, from more than seven in the morning, the ratings of the NBA channel of ESPN Sports are abnormally high!
On Sunday, the ratings were higher in the early morning than when the NBA regular games were broadcast live during prime time in the evening!
The closer the time is to 9 o'clock, the higher the ratings. At 8:50, it is even higher than the playoff ratings.
At this time, most people who were interested in it almost turned on the TV and waited to watch TV to see what ESPN and Liu Mang were going to do.
Even if this is just a fake news that ESPN is joking about, even if people are fooled, there will be a couple of flesh, at most, spray a little, waste a little saliva or press the keyboard a few times to curse people.
Like the No. 8 in Los Angeles who got up at four in the morning and just finished playing iron. Some young hotel in the Nike arrangement in New York who did n’t know how precious the hairline is. Woke up very early in choosing the jersey after entering the NBA. Guy, I moved my house to Charlotte, and it ’s been only two months since I got a beer belly. The forty-year-old man, the two big and small girls in the luxury villas in Atlanta, the amateur e-sports enthusiasts in Houston ... People with good or bad Liu Mang are very interested in this matter, waiting in front of the TV.
At 8:59, the NBA channel icon was changed. A beautifully designed ESPN entertainment channel icon replaced the ESPN sports icon, and the ESPN sports icon was moved to the middle of the TV screen. Broken, the enlarged version of the ESPN entertainment channel icon appears in the center, then zoomed out and moved to the upper right corner.
At exactly nine o'clock, the TV screen dimmed, and pictures were constantly switched on the screen, all of them were Liu Mang. The OK team got the picture of winning the team confidence, repeatedly defeating Iverson, getting the rookie MVP, All-Star MVP, Buckle Duncan, Buckle Payton, playing outside, playing inside ... and so on, each There must be a background in the picture, and Los Angeles people often appear.
After a picture of scrolling lights, a large English art word of "Ace-Liu talk show" appeared.
Everyone didn't think that ESPN actually played really! What kind of a show does this really have!
After the opening screen ended, the screen was switched to a studio. The first thing that appeared was a double-open door. Next to the door were two tall and handsome men, a black man and a white man. The two bodyguards are the same.
The big stage, the lighting is also great, a delicate closed door, and a handsome guy who specializes in opening the door!
Looks very tall!
At this time the music sounded, and the screen was switched to a hot DJ. He was twisting his body and playing the disc. When he saw the camera facing himself, he immediately kissed the camera.
Even if someone who believes in this matter has no idea, ESPN is really playing! And looking like this, it seems to cost a lot!
Just when people were amazed by the scenery and lights, the beautiful DJ shouted with excitement: "Welcome to our NBA All-Star Grand Slam star, former Atlanta Hawks superstar, Ace Liu ..."
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The word heard people in front of the TV stunned.
The screen was switched to the door. Two handsome men, one black and one white, made a gentleman's salute and then opened the door.
The spotlight hit the door just opened, the TV picture was matched with applause, and after the door opened, Liu Mang's figure appeared on the TV picture!
Is really to play really! Come on!
Didn't even have a publicity, and the one who was directly cold came!
Liu Mang walked out of the door with a few hand cards, and the two handsome boys doormen walked into the door and closed the door.
After the lens focused on Liu Mang, Liu Mang's mouth fired like a machine gun: "Hello everyone, welcome to watch the new program launched by ESPN TV, the Ace-Liu talk show broadcast by the national beverage brand Very Cola, Ai The Si-Liu talk show was specially sponsored by the Nike-Ace Generation. Thanks to airjordan for his strong support for this program, thank you everyone! "
Then Liu Mang in the TV picture applauded.
Is really formal! The audience in front of the TV inexplicably thinks this is really formal, this guy is really doing things!
Beautiful stage, lighting, professional DJ, and even Liu Mang's oral presentation is so slippery, everything at the opening is perfect.
It ’s just that Liu Mang ’s final applause was a little abrupt. At this time, the screen was switched to the auditorium, and there was only one uncle who squashed the seeds, and it was not an auditorium at all, just a few plastic stools, just like an uncle, there were still on the ground Scattered newspapers, the newspaper also gave a close-up with the words "Aisi-Liu Xia Hai Lao Jin" written on it.
Uncle saw the camera facing him and quickly applauded Liu Mang on the stage.
Sudden change of painting style!
Was just amazed by ESPN's spending on this time. This stage is new, and it must have cost a lot of money.
But who knows that the painting style is abrupt, the audience is so bleak, and there is the finishing touch of the "Xia Hai Lao Jin" newspaper, and some fans eating breakfast in front of the TV sprayed it directly. Although I do n’t know where it is funny, it is just a poke. Hit that point.
The screen switched to the stage, and Liu Mang on the stage seemed awkward looking at the empty auditorium, and then immediately "adjusted" his expression.
"Everyone must be very puzzled and want to ask, what TV show are you an NBA player, Aisi, can't you play well?"
"There is no way to eat it together. The NBA has been in a slump recently and can only come out and earn extra money."
"Although I am not professional in talk shows, I also have my advantages. As a senior NBA professional league participant, I know more insider and first-hand information that others do not know, I believe everyone wants to know it. ? "
The opening speech of Liu Mang came out, and the fans laughed and let many people spray milk, especially the phrase "senior NBA professional league participants", let many people spray directly.
"Speaking of the topic of industry insider, let's go directly to the topic! Let me talk about the first-hand insider I got!"
So quickly cut into the subject? Not to mention, it really made the viewers in front of the TV stare at the screen to see what news Liu Mang wanted to release.
On the TV screen, Liu Mang flipped his hand, and then his expression became very serious.
The audience in front of the TV set also held their breath, seeing Liu Mang's serious expression, is there really any big news to be revealed?
For a time, the audience forgot that this is an April Fool's Day program, and it really took Liu Mang's saying that it was necessary to break the news ...
After a few seconds, Liu Mang said: "Eradicate the news I got from insiders, the second-ranked Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers ..."
Speaking of which, Liu Mang made the tail very long, and the word "second child" was intentionally accented here.
When Liu Mang mentioned Kobe, many fans who knew Liu Mang already felt bad ...
"Kobe Bryant can't accept that he is the team's second player, he wants to be the boss, but he is reluctant to leave Los Angeles, and at the same time is not the opponent of the strongest center Shaq O'Neal, Kobe Bryant has been thinking for a long time , And finally made the most important decision in his career, joining the Los Angeles Sparks, serving as the sparking star of the Sparks, and fulfilling his dream of becoming the boss! "
Rely!
The audience in front of the television realized that today is really April Fools' Day! This is really a spoof show.
However, instead of losing interest, the audience is more interested!
Sent Kobe to the WNBA from the beginning. It was such a powerful thing from the beginning, what next?
The audience is looking forward to it!
Someone in Los Angeles threw the remote control directly at the TV, but if the boss could throw things correctly, he would n’t be the boss, so the perfect remote control would slide over the TV perfectly at close distance ...
The TV screen continues.
"Bless Kobe has a perfect career, he will definitely become the first person in history, but only in the WNBA."
"The next news is about the Spurs, now the league's No. 1 team."
People are looking forward to who Liu Mang will spoof in the future. I didn't expect it to be the Spurs, a team that no one feels has been expelled from the NBA.
People are curious. What can the Spurs say that they are boring when they look at it?
"Tim Duncan, the Spurs star, lost in the playoffs for three consecutive years and was defeated by O'Neal for two consecutive years. He lost confidence in his basketball career and prepared to join the entertainment industry. When he was a comedian, he found it according to the requirements of the television Some photos of his own smile were sent. Has he been selected by the TV station? I do n’t know yet, but I got the photos he sent ... "
Then the TV screen was switched to Dunkin's various laughs in the NBA field ...
There are also various collections of Duncan ’s neglected pictures ...
The audience was stunned. They could n’t figure out where Duncan could be hacked. Unexpectedly, Liu Mang ’s black Duncan ’s angle was so tricky. Moreover, the audience never thought that the pure strength was the Spurs. Duncan, who has become such a popular star, has such a side.
The audience is getting more and more curious, who is next!
"When it comes to the first person in the basketball world, we have to mention Jordan. What Jordan admires me most is his draft vision ..."
Next, Liu Mang ridiculed Jordan, Francis, Iverson, Carter, McGrady ... even his teammates and his fellow Yao Ming. The ratings have been at their peak, once exceeding the NBA in the past few years. The ratings of the finals!
The talk show time of more than 10 minutes is over, the audience in front of the TV questioned from the beginning, and finally got a little bit of meaning!
"Happy time always passes quickly. I will say goodbye to everyone here. The theme of the next episode is" The Private Life of NBA Players. "The next episode will be broadcast on February 29, 2003. ~ EbookFREE.me ~ It's still a live broadcast all over the United States, everyone is here. "
Then the screen "Boo" was black, and a line of subtitles was printed: Goodbye.
The audience did not respond for a while. After the show was over, the screen switched back to the normal ESPN sports icon and the advertisement began to appear. People only reacted. Where did it come on the 29th in February! And February 2003 passed long ago!
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At the Hilton Hotel in New York, Liu Mang finished watching his performance on the TV. The battery of the mobile phone next to him has been pulled out. Since the beginning of the TV show, Kobe, Jordan, Duncan, McGrady ... began bombing his phone and SMS. , Liu Mang decisively pulled the battery ...
This show was booked a while ago, so how can it not be a big thing for a big festival! Not to mention the designated tasks issued by the system.
Although it only has a value of 5,000 stars, it has a lot of meat, and it can also be promoted in the United States by the very Coke who can help himself.
The show was recorded in ESPN's New York branch yesterday afternoon. It was uncut. When the stars were blackened, Liu Mang really talked. The director was reluctant to cut off any frame, more than 10 minutes. The video is basically all released.
Just when Liu Mang was satisfied with the first show on his TV screen, maybe the only performance was quite satisfactory, the door of the room was knocked thumping.
"I'm going!" Liu Mang only rang at this time, the phone battery was unplugged, you can escape the bombing of those other team stars, but he still has a group of teammates staying in the hotel!