Chapter 24: Lovely relatives

Xu Weiyu ’s cousin is Peking University. It is said that he has been sent to the middle school since the middle school. It is a very good figure. Then, when I saw this cousin for the first time, he said to me: "MM, is there any object introduction? Ah? "I asked Xu Weiyu afterwards:" Your cousin is quite talented, why haven't you found the target yet? "
Xu Weiyu said: "He lacks virtue in his five elements."
"..."
Later, after getting familiar with his cousin, he once came to my house to play.
I heard him talking to Xu Weiyu: "If you are a brother, just help, just let you go and help me see people, not to derail you."
Wei Yu: "I have no time to tell you."
"Where did your wife tell you to go with me? She asked me to tell you not to toast or to eat fine wine."
"My wife? You didn't say that early! Get up."
"..."
I just said, let Xu Weiyu help your staff, did not say "toast without eating fine wine" at all?
When they came back, Wei Yu stopped downstairs. The cousin who came up first said to me, "Sister, sorry, use your prestige to let you open the car all the way, ask for dinner, and buy some fruit I sent the girl ... and the girl took a fancy to your husband! "
I am speechless, "Then?"
Cousin: "I naturally can't let this happen. I resolutely sacrificed myself and said that my husband and I are a pair."
I am completely speechless.
At this time, Xu Weiyu came up and scolded as soon as he entered the door: "Xu Quede, bad reputation, I castrated you!"
Then I saw that Gao Caisheng was jumping up and down in the house and calling for help!
Go out with Xu Weiyu and his brother in the North Hall to buy New Year's goods.
When the light rain drove, the road was blocked all the time, and the cousin called all the way: "Beyond that one! Come on, the red light is on, go past!"
Wei Yu said to me comfortingly: "Look, I am more civilized than him?"
Cousin: "What is civilization, your speed is too ridiculous, I'll turn it back."
Wei Yu: "I have no opinion, you ask my wife."
Me: "I have no opinion, provided that if you are issued a ticket, you will handle it yourself."
Cousin Gao Caisheng said: "No problem!"
Going back to the cousin to drive, Wei Yu said along the way: "Beyond that one! Quickly, the red light is coming soon, soaring past!"
Dare to both of them "stand and speak without back pain"?
The son of the brother and sister of the North Hall of Weiyu just turned four years old. Especially love Xu Weiyu's mobile phone. Because he had a lot of games on his mobile phone, the brother in the north lobby put the little baby boy in our house and went out to play by himself.
I and Weiyu took the little boy to dinner at noon. In the overcrowded restaurant, the little boy pulled Xu Weiyu's pants and said aloud: "Uncle and uncle, I want to play with your birdie, where is it!"
The audience was silent.
Wei Yu took out his phone from his pocket with a black thread, and said solemnly and loudly: "You like to play" Angry Bird "on your uncle's phone, right? Now for you!"
So the little boy took the phone and played "Angry Bird" with great joy.
After returning home, Wei Yu said: "I want to unload this pit father's game!"
Accompanying a six-year-old cousin in my family to do Chinese homework, I was under various pressures. The question that looked at the example to solve the problem made me stumped, rubbing my head and thinking hard, and the little cousin said next to me: "Sister and sister, I will, I will tell you."
Hearing this when Wei Yu came in, he laughed when he came up, "You're still a liberal arts student. Shine, let me come."
Then he supported the edge of the table with one hand, studied it for five minutes, and said, "It's a little difficult ... cough, I'm a science student."
As a result, the little cousin also said: "You are so stupid!"
"..."
Wei Yu: "Fart, my master is almost the science champion I will tell you."
Little cousin: "What is the champion?"
Wei Yu: "Niuren."
The little cousin panicked: "Bull Demon King?"
Wei Yu: "No, it's actually Sun Wukong."
Little cousin: "Wow, Brother Weiyu is Sun Wukong, what about your gold hoop?"
Wei Yu: "Melted and sold, bought a house and got married."
The little cousin snickered, "I don't believe it. I know you lied to me. Sun Wukong's Bull Devil is all on TV, and the pig Bajie is fake."
I looked at Xu Weiyu sympathetically, "You really don't know the 'after 00' anymore, they all know that the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, the Diaoyu Islands are Chinese. You should wash your bed and go to bed early."
Light rain ran away.
This little cousin probably watched more war films on TV. One day when I came to my house, I carried a small national flag and supported it with a chopstick. When I entered the door, I said, "Down with the devil!"
Wei Yu said there, "I am a devil? No, I was wronged! The organization must believe me!"
The little cousin calmly looked at the person who cooperated with her acting and said, "Brother Weiyu, you are so childish."
Light rain: "..."
Later, my little cousin must ask me to join her regiment, saying that she is the regiment leader. When I waved the flag, I had to run to the front when the horn sounded.
I said, "I can't run, I must be overtaken in a short time."
So the little cousin reluctantly found the light rain, and the light rain solemnly said: "I was obviously overused as a flagman. Organization, I requested to open the ZTZ-99 type main battle tank, which is equipped with three types of bombs, which are stable tail detachment Shell armor-piercing projectile, armor-piercing projectile, grenade. The initial velocity of the stable tail-piercing armor-piercing projectile is 1760 m / s, the direct firing distance is 2300 m, the thickness of the armor-piercing for homogeneous armor is more than 600 mm, and the initial velocity of the armor-piercing projectile is 1000 m / s ... "
Little cousin: "Brother Wei Yu, would you please take it seriously?"
Light rain: "..."
Finally Xu Weiyu raised his flag and charged there.
The younger cousin likes her younger brother. Whenever the younger brother is at home, she always comes to stick with him to play. The elder brother is long and the younger brother is short. Although the younger brother is "proud", he is very caring about his cousin.
How good is the relationship between the two?
As soon as he entered the door, the little cousin said, "Are you here?"
Younger brother: "Oh, our old king is coming!" The younger cousin is surnamed Wang. Then the two joined hands, watching TV, watching TV, snacking, snacking, you playing games, and I was cheering next to you.
As soon as Wei Yu came back to pick me up, he said, "Purple MM, you play games, you play games, and bring bad children, what is your moral bottom line?"
The younger brother ignored him and continued playing with the little cousin.
Wei Yu leaned on the door of the study and beckoned her little cousin, "Come on, little girl."
My cousin usually likes to play with Xu Weiyu, and is in a dilemma. The younger brother scolded: "Can you not shy the door? It's annoying!"
Wei Yu sees that the younger brother's center of gravity has turned around and immediately "arguments" with him.
When I went back later, I said to someone, "I always wanted to say, is it true love between you?" When you are neglected, you must desperately brush your sense of existence.
I thought this time I ended the conversation perfectly.
As a result, Xu Weiyu looked out the window quietly and said sadly: "Yeah ... but we can never go back ..."