Chapter 4: Stage 1 imitation

　　 "Beep!"
A car passed by on the highway. Lu Ze once again adjusted to the bright light and opened his eyes. White-collar workers were passing by quickly while talking on the phone. There was still a group of children with balloons running around the street. It was no different from last time. .
　　 Lu Ze suddenly felt a little sore in his waist, and his shoulders seemed to be pressed by something, causing him to stoop a little.
　　 Lu Ze trembled and stretched out his hands. Sure enough, the skin was aging and resembling sandy skin. The blue blood vessels in the skin were obvious. The answer was obvious. He had become an old Lutou!
　　 "Watt...Fack?"
　　 Lu Ze now understands what is called the simulation stage. I seem to have heard of it before. If you want to learn a foreign language quickly, you have to live abroad.
　　 Then what is your name? If you want to imitate the old man's living habits and thinking, you have to become an old man? What the is this!
　　 "What should I do next?"
　　 Lu Ze thought for a while, oh yes! Go to the park to play chess, right? Since the time can be arranged by himself, Lu Ze didn't bother to think about what he should do, just live according to the old Lutou's schedule.
However, the frailty caused by physical aging really shocked Lu Ze. Maybe the process of getting old is the process you are used to. Only occasionally when you think of your youth, you will find that, ah~ it turns out that your physical fitness is worse than before. so much.
　　 What about now? Lu Ze ran directly into the soil after crossing his middle age. This uncomfortable feeling was like an ant crawling on him, sour and tired.
　　 Finally walked into the park, a group of old men were playing chess around, and Lu Ze stood watching.
This group of old men played chess and replaced them as if they were going to fight, and they were all rushing to sit and play two games. Old Lutou was also considered a good soldier, and he could directly kill three in three out of a group of old men. , You can play immediately when you get to the park.
　　 But Lu Ze was too embarrassed to do this. He stretched his neck with his hands behind his back and watched on the outside. He still had the commandment of watching chess but not talking about a true gentleman, which was much quieter than other noisy old men.
　　 After watching other chess players finish a game, Lu Ze took out the elderly machine and checked the time. After only fifteen minutes, he cursed a crayons in his heart, and felt that the time was really slow.
After standing for more than forty minutes, Lu Ze felt a little pain in his leg, as if he could no longer stand. He turned his head and took a look at the old men who were still playing chess. He could only give up the idea of ​​playing chess and walked around in the park. Two laps.
As he walked, he saw the basketball court with a few resting benches next to him. Lu Ze walked over and sat down, watching a group of young people playing basketball sweating, and said with emotion: "You are so good.. ...."
　　 A young man likes to pretend to be forced. He made a three-pointer and then did not touch it. The ball rolled to Lu Ze's side.
　　 "Master! Can you help throw the ball over? Thanks!"
　　 "Who is the uncle calling you!"
　　 Lu Ze murmured, but he didn't refuse, he was about to bend down to pick up the basketball and throw it to the boys, but the moment he touched the ball.
"Snapped!"
　　 His back was slashed like a whip dipped in chili water. The pain was so painful that Nima made his scalp numb, and Lu Ze, who was in pain, yelled, "Go! Go!"
　　 "Warning, the host is imitating the daily life and way of thinking of the elderly, this behavior is deducted, please pay attention to the host!"
　　 "I your uncle, would you still dare to hit me? Do you know that it is illegal to abuse the elderly? Give me a whip, this is for me, it must be bloody, you and he is very heavy!"
The system stopped talking, but Lu Ze was also persuaded. The hot feeling on his back quickly dissipated. There should be no wounds left. Seeing a group of young people still watching that he wanted to pass the ball to them, Lu Ze watched. Glancing at these young people, then looking at the ball, the old foot lifted and kicked the basketball lightly, and then the basketball slowly rolled towards the young man.
　　 "Don't look at it! Come on!"
　　 Lu Ze was a little blocked with the system and was about to leave the park, but at the moment he stood up, his waist clicked, Lu Ze immediately held his old waist and gently hammered the hammer.
　　 "Is he still letting people live? Hey~ this backache...hey, oh.
After taking two steps slowly, after adapting to the discomfort of his waist, Lu Ze came to the vegetable market according to his memory and touched his pocket. He still had two hundred yuan, enough for a good meal. Anyway, he experienced 12. Hours are not spent or spent.
　　 first went to the butcher shop, Lu Ze looked carefully, then pointed to a piece of sirloin and asked the boss: "How much is the sirloin?"
　　 "Yeah, Uncle Lu, the sirloin is forty-two catties. I just came today. This sirloin is so good that I can't bear to sell it. Look at the pattern."
　　 "When you close it together, everything in your mouth is just here, and I am also just here. Give me two pounds!"
　　 The boss seemed to meet old Lutou for the first time, and said with a smile, "Why is it so open today, Uncle Lu? There are guests at home? Ready to have something delicious?"
　　 "I'm alone, can't you eat something good? Give me another catty of pork belly."
　　 "What's wrong with that, look, is eighty okay? Pork belly fifteen, ninety-five in total."
He took out one hundred and retrieved five yuan. Lu Ze carried three catties of meat and went to the vegetable stall, where he bought a piece of yam from the stall of the stall owner who was tortured by the old Lu Tou. Home.
　　 When he got up the stairs, Lu Ze really didn't think that the sweat of the old Lutou was pretending. He was really tired. The old man with old arms and legs can't go to the fourth floor without taking the new cover high-calcium tablets.
I took off my coat when I went home and came to the kitchen wearing a blue hurdling vest. The meat was washed and washed. The beef was cut into large pieces, added with scallions, and thrown into the pressure cooker. Then cut the pork belly and put it in the pot with cooking wine, Add light soy sauce and blanch it.
　　 Take out the pork belly, heat up the pan and boil the oil, add star anise, ginger, green onion, thirteen spices, light soy sauce, salted salt, and stir-fry quickly. Add the dark soy sauce and add water to slow cook.
　　 In about an hour, a pot of yam stewed beef brisket was made, with some wolfberry added to it, and a bowl of red braised pork on the other side.
　　 After taking a sip of beef brisket soup, Lu Ze sighed contentedly. This day...domineering!
　　 filled a bowl of rice, and then threw the braised pork into his mouth. It was very fragrant at first, especially delicious, but gradually, he found that he could not chew, and the meat could not chew at all.
　　 Fortunately, the old Lutou's teeth have all been lost, and now they are wearing dentures. Otherwise, the tragedy of eating a piece of meat and eating his own teeth may not happen.
　　 But even so, the more Lu Ze chewed, the more he felt that his mouth was not working well, his gums were already sour, and his cheeks were sore.
　　 The feeling of wanting to eat and not being able to eat is the most uncomfortable. Lu Ze stared at the two dishes, and finally chose to give up, took the two dishes into the kitchen, and then ate a bowl of rice with some pickles.
Lu Ze actually didn’t want to call that so-called daughter. After all, a daughter who was older than his actual age suddenly appeared. He was afraid of leaving a psychological shadow. But thinking about the two cooked dishes, he couldn’t eat it. It was a pity not to let people come over to eat, so he decided to call his daughter.
　　 "Hello? Xiaoqin? What are you doing? Anything tonight?"
　　 Lu Ze still heard that his daughter called Xiaoqin that Lao Lutou called last time, but he called it smoothly.
　　 "Huh? Dad, I'm busy now, what's the matter? What's the matter?"
　　 "It's nothing~EbookFREE.me~ I just want to ask if you have time? I made yam stewed beef brisket and braised pork, or you can go home and eat it."
　　 "Dad, you said you can't eat these things when you make them. Why do you make them? I'm too busy today, I can't go. If you really can't eat them, you will fall down. I'll hang up."
　　 Hanging up the phone, Lu Ze stunned for a while, thinking about the scene when he was talking on the phone with his parents. It seemed that there was no better way than this Xiaoqin's attitude towards him, and he felt a little guilty in his heart.
　　 After lunch, time went by very slowly. Lu Ze felt bored. He turned on the TV and watched the movie channel, but now the movies on this TV are also unsightly.
　　 In the end, he could only turn off the TV, picked up the old version of the Three Kingdoms on the desk and read it silently, so that time passed quickly.
　　 But this time, my waist is guilty of old problems again, and I've been sitting for too long, so it hurts.
　　 took the book back to the bed and lay down on the bed. He kept seeing that after nine o'clock in the evening, he was a little sleepy. Lu Ze took off his reading glasses and rubbed his eyes, washed his feet, and went to bed.
　　 The scene is dark again...
　　 "The first stage of the simulation is completed, the score is forty-five, if you fail, you will be punished."
　　 "Papa Papa Papa Papa Papa Papa Papa Papa Papa Papa!"
　　 "Oh hello! Your mother sells batches! Don't fight! I take it! Can't I make a mistake!"
　　 licked a total of ten whips, almost incontinent for Lu Ze, lying on the ground and rolling his eyes in pain, he felt like he was going to die.
　　 "Start the second phase of simulation training, the second phase is one month, please prepare the host, 3......2......1......"
　　 "I said your mother is still here?!!!"
　　 "......"