Chapter 103: Either marry or die
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God-level Bodyguard in The City
- Kuang Xiao
- 2048 characters
- 2021-02-26 04:02:32
Chapter 103: Either Marry or Die
After ten years of nirvana, Shen Ming has learned too many stunts that are unthinkable by ordinary people. His dynamic vision can judge the attack method in advance by the amplitude of the contraction of the muscles of the opponent; he can find the sniper in a hundred mixed shooting sound sources. Location, gun type, and even the type of ammunition used; he can stab for 3 days in extreme cold with a fixed posture, as if it were a stone.
However, he still made a common-sense mistake, that is, how the charm in front does not look like a girl who can take a bath in 25 minutes. She just took off her waist-length twist braid and took it apart to clean it. , And dry again know how long it will take?
Not to mention, at this moment she had just finished her morning exercises, and she was sweating all the time, right?
"Are you going to push the limits of your body again today?" Shen Ming wanted to cry and couldn't shed tears. For a while, I really didn't know what to do. Speaking of which, as the only girl in the Four Ghosts of Heaven and Earth, it is only two decades, and she usually does not think that she is wearing loose Chinese costumes. Now that she sees it, she has forged this body into a sharp steel knife, like a street. Barry's Chunli doesn't wear a wheat color version.
Shen Ming did not know for a long time to watch the white tiger, or the hot spring was too hot, and the nosebleed was almost flowing out.
"Hey, a pair of burdens, I feel like I'm growing up, I don't drink milk anymore, why can't I stop?" In the hot spring pool, the two spheres touching the chest with charm and sighs, the size of 34e is for Xi Wuzhi. It's really a pair of burdens. Moreover, even if you can practice again, the main component of the chest is still fat, which is difficult to use as a driving force source, and will only affect the efficiency of the move.
"Don't touch the girl ... who is going to die !!!" Shen Ming's mild and exciting pictures made his heart beat fast, which has seriously affected the performance of closed diving.
As the so-called Fu Wushuang did not go alone to the woe, when Shen Ming was suffering from bad intentions, from the courtyard wall of the towering rockery, an egret jumped over the rocky courtyard wall of the hot spring, flew in, and stood in the hot spring pool.
"Panda? Have you come to the hot spring?" Charm's voice rejoiced like a little girl. This egret is a pet in the Prince's palace, always looking proud, without fear of being born. Not only can I feed by hand, but I also like to soak in the hot springs. I heard that I can also flush myself after going to the bathroom, just like Qiao Ba who eats everyone's fruit in One Piece.
"Quack!" Pan Da opened her wings, washed her feathers with the pointed bird's beak and elbow in hot spring water, and looked disdainfully at the smooth girl in front of her.
"Well, get away, stupid bird!" Shen Ming looked at the two slender bird feet beside her, roaring in her heart, especially the bird's beak poked into the water, almost hit him.
Egret, a bird, has very good eyesight. Even in turbid waters, it can clearly lock the small fishes under the water, and then use a long sharp bird's beak to peck the fish. Eat it up.
After clearing the feathers, Pan Da bowed her head, and suddenly saw under the water, there was a fish of 18 cm swinging provocatively. This fish is quite arrogant. The whole body is tight and tight, and looks like a snake, but it should look good?
Pan Da patted his mouth, and suddenly the bird's head was inserted into the water. After only one percent of the predation speed ...
"Ah !!!" Shen Ming couldn't hold back anymore, and screamed and jumped out of the water.
"Bastard beast! Where do you peck! Oh! See if I don't pluck your hair to make roast chicken!" Shen Ming was so painful that tears came out, holding his own bird in one hand and the big bird in front of one hand.
Pan Da was captured on the neck, squawking and squinting his wings, saying in a bird's voice, "You better than you! You better than!"
One person and one bird were too happy, so Shen Ming forgot that there was another person in the pond, until a voice asked, "What are you doing ?!" Then Shen Ming remembered that he was bare-assed!
"You listen to me explain, things are not what you think!" Shen Ming let go of the bird, and turned his heart around his bird.
"Don't turn around! Pervert!" Charm almost screamed, Shen Ming could only twist her neck to speak, wondering that the way to open the copy today is not right, why the charm of Kung Fu, but the cheeks are red, timid With tears in his eyes, "What did you see in the water !!"
"I didn't see anything!" Shen Ming told the biggest lie of his life.
"Liar!" Charm stood up from the water around the bath towel, picked up the bright silver spear near the pool, and straightly pressed against the deep back neck
"Okay ... I admit ... I saw a white tiger." Let's die, Shen Ming got out, as long as the legs and feet are fast enough, there is no chance of death.
"You ... you really saw it." Shen Ming, who thought it would be a fruit war, did not expect that the charm of holding a spear burst into tears, turned around and ran out of the hot spring with the spear, leaving Shen Ming alone. Standing in the pool wonderingly clasped his cheeks.
"The way to open the copy is wrong? What's the situation?" When Shen Ming was puzzled, he clicked hot, and the white sticky substance fell on his head.
Take a look at your fingers, "Oh! Bird shit!"
"Quack!" Cheng Da, who passed above Shen Ming's head, cursed in a bird's voice, "Are you better than ..."
Shen Ming had to wash it again, it was on the bar with this cheap bird called Pan Da, and if you find a chance, you must taste the taste of roasted egret.
Until breakfast, Shen Ming still didn't see the charm that ran away in anger, even if she did not know how to face the girl who was seen by herself. But after thinking about it, wasn't his own also seen? How can it not be too bad? After all, it ’s a person who practices martial arts, so do n’t need to be so contorted, right?
Thai housekeeper made a rich table early, and Xiao Yi's forefinger moved with the chaffy rice porridge. The air in this rural area was good and quiet. Xiao Yi didn't choose a bed to sleep until dawn.
Feng Quan was more interested in the breakfast of sandwiches, which was sniffed by the young master who had been in the old Feng's house for a long time.
The head of the village of Zhenting didn't seem to sleep well, and he was a bit embarrassed. He was old, and some people wanted to take his head. Sleeping well was heartless.
"Do you eat this?" Sitting around the round table, Feng Quan pointed to a chocolate pudding in front of Shen Ming.
"You eat it." Shen Ming waved his hands full of heart, and asked tentatively, "Why don't you see charm? I don't know if I have eaten it."
"Brother, although it is a parallel import, anyway, I am also the young master of the old Feng's family. Charm is just a subordinate of me, what do I do with her?" Feng Quan said while eating the pudding.
"Your old Feng's family is also mysterious enough, so many rules are annoying, right?" Shen Ming began a persistent exploration.
"If you try to eat, you have to be seated in order. You have to talk about the rules of staying with your elders when you try to eat? You do n’t have a pain and you are broken." Feng Quan finally found someone who can complain, and opened the conversation box. general.
"Is it so exaggerated?" Xiao Yi also joined the discussion.
"Exaggerated? Our girls are not allowed to eat with boys. Absolute feudal remnants of the old men and women, that means us." Feng Quan was serious.
"What if the girl in your old Feng's house was seen by a man?" Shen Ming suddenly uttered such a sentence.
"Hehe, it ’s a loss of chastity. Losing chastity at the old Feng's house is a big deal. If the man ’s not married, it ’s okay to marry him directly as a wife. If the man does n’t want or already has a wife, hehe, dip in a pig cage, It is possible to ride a wooden donkey and Ling Chi. "Feng Quan sneered.
"So terrible, can't you kill that man as if nothing happened?" Xiao Yi proposed another solution.
"How is it possible? Chastity is the same as the packaging bag. Do you think the resealing is the original? In the old Feng's family, except for my dad's owner, no man can be polygamous, and the men in the family will be arranged to marry immediately after adulthood. Therefore, women must protect their chastity. If they are seen by other men, they are mostly a dead letter. "Feng Quan was not alarmist, and he drowned.
"The nephew could not say the same thing. The old Feng's family was doing the business of disaster relief for others. It is inevitable to tear the shirt on the battlefield. If the rules are so dead, how can any girl dare to come out and do things?" Laughed Zhenting village chief.
"It is indeed the reason why the rules are dead and people are alive, so even if the girl of the old Feng family was seen with a bare chest dew point, basically the rules of the house were passed with open eyes and closed eyes." Feng Quan said in a sentence. Shen Ming's heart let go, "But if you see 'little sister', you must die ..."
"Well ..." Shen Ming's face was the same as eating.
While everyone was eating, Mei Zheng was crying silently in her quilt holding her spear nest, "Daddy ... mother, the child is not filial, and has not avenged the two, but she was blinded and lost her chastity by the enemy's party. What should I do? Father, mother, teach kids how to do it ... "
The bad guys are taken seriously, and it's no use regretful. Shen Ming packed his luggage and mood, carrying the Mosinnagan sniper rifle sprayed into a camouflage version, and found Zhenting who was painting.
"Are you going out for hunting?" Feng Quan, who looked at this figure, smiled with satisfaction, and the charming eyes standing behind him became complicated.
"I have tried my best to improve the firearms, but there is still a gap compared to that mountain ghost's equipment, so I need someone to help." Shen Ming admitted his lack.
"Aren't I just a human?" Xiao Yi patted Shen Ming's shoulder.
"You can't, at least not this time." Shen Ming shook his head.
"Do you look down on me?" Xiao Yi was in a bad mood.
"It has nothing to do with watching. This is a parameter gap. I estimate that he is a killer who can complete a 2 km sniper. The maximum controllable range of my modified Mosinnagan is only 1500 meters. This 500 meter gap, I need Someone helped me distract the mountain ghost, and even actively attracted the mountain ghost. This requires that the person has a flexible foundation in the mountain, and even has a light foundation for eavesdropping.
You have potential, but you are not yet mature. "Shen Ming sighed.
"Light work? Do you need Thai housekeeper's help?" Zhenting village chief was slightly distressed.
"The Thai steward is of course the best candidate, but after all, the elderly are too old. Hunting is a difficult and physically exhausting battle, and he is not suitable. The ideal person in my mind is only two, one he, one she." Shen Ming looked to Feng Quan and charmed.
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