Chapter 316: Uncle who touches porcelain

Chapter 316: The Uncle Who Touched The Porcelain
It has been 7 days before I returned to Linhai City, and I no longer have to worry about the feeling that the shells fell beside me is a kind of fascinating happiness. In particular, Xiao Yi can wake up from her deep arms every day and experience the joy of being a real little woman.
Poor classmate Waner, who gets up early and goes to school every day, the dark circles on her face have never disappeared. Xiao Yi kindly persuaded her to take more rest, Waner could only scold, "You scream and scream every night! I take a fart! Think about the feelings of others? Would you think about the feeling of the bed? The earthquake did not have you What a big deal! "
Facing the accusations of Waner, Xiao Yi always blushed and promised, but when it was dark, she forgot to clean ...
Shen Ming has also become sensible since "receiving the goods". Every morning, he will go to the grocery market to buy food and come back to cook every day. How can a good cook not make women like it? If he can give birth to a child, he will be the best husband in the world.
As for the Shen's Security Office, which also has a "closed business" sign, both Shen Ming and Xiao Yi want to continue this quiet life and rest, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble, and then pull back to the mire of war. . Although I don't know how long it will be closed, and enjoy the peace of this moment?
Although Shen Ming had previously completed a billion-dollar sale, he was turned into a desperate egg after being lured by a mouse to buy a plot of land in the Sahara Desert. Fortunately, Xiao Yi has been aggressive recently. She pays for the vegetables every day, so that Shen Ming can live comfortably.
However, Xiao Yi is very disgusted that men spend their own small money, so every penny spent on grocery shopping must be truthfully reported upwards, and . You have to know that it is a shame to get a big man to buy root onions in the vegetable market and find his wife. However, in order to satisfy Xiao Yi's personal preferences, Shen Ming could only fight shamelessly with small merchants.
On that day, the sun was so hot that in the Haihai Vegetable Market in Linhai's famous market, visitors from all directions lingered among the major vendors, looking at the torch and shooting like a wind, rushing to buy a variety of fresh dishes, bargaining, and lively.
But unexpectedly, passersby were crowded in front of a vegetable stall located at the best location of the vegetable market, but no one was born.
Just because Shen Ming is standing there ...
This street vendor is owned by Aunty Haitian Vegetable Market-Aunt Wang. Although Aunt Wang has passed the menopause, she has not yet been mated. Long-term x depression and lonely life have caused her psychology to collapse. Selling vegetables for 20 years has never recounted a penny, known as "vegetable yamsha".
Thinking back then, an old Liu Tau, an urban management temporary worker, was relying on his "gray skin" to challenge the vegetable farmer Yasha, and insisted that he pay 5 cents. Aunt Wang refused to live or die. He grabbed two peppers. Who knew that Aunt Wang was holding a double knife and just chased the old Liu head from the east of the vegetable market to Sifang Street on the west.
After that, customers who came to Aunt Wang's booth were no longer bargaining. The biggest feature of her booth is a foam board hanging on the corner of the booth, which has a few big red characters written on it, "a bargain." Some people say that the scarlet letter is written in human blood, otherwise it will not hang for more than ten years and will not fade.
"Boy, you're here again." Aunt Wang, who was chopping leek stuffing, gave Shen Ming a frivolous look. "What day is this?"
"No more, no less, just 7 days." Shen Ming stepped on a flip-flop, carried a vegetable basket, and smirked slightly.
"It's been 7 days, haven't you given up? Or you don't understand Chinese and can't see my signboard?" Aunt Wang said with a kitchen knife in her hand and cut it on the wooden post under the foam board. The leek crumbs on the back of the knife sprayed onlookers.
"'Negotiation', I can see it in the younger generation."
"I see why I still come here every day to entangle? I have said that the leek is 4 yuan and 8 pounds, and it is not sold for a hair." Aunt Wang finally turned around and wiped the leek stuffing on her hand with an apron .
"The juniors know that they don't ask for a hair less, but two hair less!" Shen Ming raised two fingers.
"It's a big tone. Aunt Wang and I have been in the vegetable market for decades. I haven't seen any strange guests. It's the first time you've been entangled. I don't understand. Why are you entangled? "Aunt Wang sighed helplessly.
"The reason is very simple. Looking at the tens of millions of leeks in the market, only your leeks are green and juicy, and the leeks are mellow. Whether it is fried eggs or dumplings, it is definitely the best. , To buy a second time, I would rather not eat. "Shen Ming's praise was not flattering, not hypocritical, and sincerely, Aunt Wang also showed a smile.
"I think your kid has eyesight, but this won't let me bargain for you. No matter how much I like you, the rules must not be chaotic, and I will give you up to two." Aunt Wang was very generous.
"Miss Wang has no idea. Counter-offering and tasting food are two of the junior's hobbies. The leek sent to me naturally contains your sentiment, but the price is still less than 2 hairs." Passers-by took a breath of air.
"Good boy, did you come to tease your mother on purpose ?!" Aunt Wang's good temper had been polished, and the roaring hand picked up the kitchen knife on the chopping board, and the other hand dropped the kitchen knife on the stake, and double knives People stop killing, Buddha stops killing Buddha.
The passers-by all stepped back three steps to avoid blood splashing on their gowns, but those who didn't seem too big to see the excitement still refused to disperse.
"Say! Who asked you to come here? Isn't that old Liu head?" Aunt Wang consciously someone intentionally made a difference.
"Why did Miss Wang say this?"
"You think I don't know, you all say something about me on your back, and say my arms are round and round, and I can't marry at this age, so the co-authors crowded me out and bullied me! None of you will be good! Aunt yelled with tears in her eyes, and the street vendor beside her quickly turned her head, afraid to admit it.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, others laugh at you too fat, I laugh at others who can't see through, not seeing Xianliang and Shude, a true feeling warms the heart!" Shen Ming groaned.
For a moment, Aunt Wang's heart was beating for it, and her feelings of first love were once again coquettish. Looking back at the time, Aunt Wang was once a gorgeous leek flower in this vegetable field. At that time, the first love lover came to bargain with her every day to add affection, but the later story was not written.
"Okay!" Aunt Wang wielded a kitchen knife and cut the "offer" in the stall in half. "Today, for my confidant, my aunt Wang made an exception for you!"
"Thank you!" Shen Ming weighed five pounds in one hand, saluting a fist, and lost a whole dollar at this time!
Shen Ming's success only made countless customers admire endlessly, and the person who let the female yak slacken her mouth was no second.
Everyone watched Shen Ming leave the vegetable market with a basket of vegetables, and then sat on the bright BMW z4 sports car on the side of the road. Everyone sighed, "It's a peerless pain with an idle egg ..."
Finally, I bought a long-cherished leek, and Shen Ming happily called home to ask for help, "Xiao Yi, I bought the leek and I made dumplings for you at night!"
"You're going to the Haitian Vegetable Market again? Come on, can you buy it next to your house?" Xiao Yi complained on the phone, and Haitian was 10 kilometers away from their villa.
"Yeah, the dishes here are fresher, and they can also blow the sea breeze, so comfortable!" Just as Shen Ming drove and called while driving, a faltering grandfather suddenly came to the road.
Shen Ming's speed was a bit fast at the time, but with his swift reaction, he braked quickly, and stopped in front of the uncle just 2 meters away.
The bald-bearded uncle wore a shirt full of flowers to make the flowers self-defeating, khaki shorts with flip-flops, and sunglasses on his face. If a turtle shell and crutches are equipped, it is exactly the same as the turtle fairy in "Dragon Ball".
The old man looked at Shen Ming, and Shen Ming looked back. The old man slept on the ground so slowly.
"Well!" Shen Ming cursed.
"What's going on?" Xiao Yi said nervously on the phone.
"Hey, you've encountered a robbery. The situation is complicated. I'll tell you later." Shen Ming hung up the phone and walked to the car.
The tortoise who had no tortoise shell rolled on the ground like this, he just came to the front of the car, and then began to tear his clothes, hanging some fibers on the screws of the deep license plate, and his glasses were also It was broken with bare hands, and it was thrown all over the floor. The slippers to the east and the west slipped to 2 meters behind them.
The worst thing is that the turtle fairy crowded the BMW z4's lung exhaust pipe and bumped it on the BMW label. The force was so strong that the label was recessed. A blood snake immediately ran down the turtle fairy's forehead. Just shed.
"Uncle, you are touching the porcelain at that rope! Don't you just save money? Is it necessary to fight like this? All bleeding!" Shen Ming lamented sincerely.
"Young people, work, they must be dedicated, dedicated, and responsible. They must complete 100% of their work with 200% of their efforts. They must not be sloppy, so that they can start a career." Guixian people educated heartily, " Hurry up and call the police. I'll lie here for a while before the police come and call me. "
"Uncle, it's really your uncle. You are bullying me before I have time to install a driving recorder! I don't believe there is no fairness and justice in this world. I will call the police now and let the police see your ugly face!" Shen Mingqi pulled out his mobile phone and called 110. The police reported that he had been robbed. The other party tried an old man who was only 80 years old. The method was extremely brutal, and the amount of robberies could not be estimated.
Three minutes later, a police car came and looked at the scene. Without saying anything, he called the brother of the traffic police.
The two mounted police officers looked at the scene and patted Shen Ming's shoulder. "Brother, you are very lucky. You hit someone at 80 yards. The old man is only slightly injured."
Shen Ming's two lines of tears fell down, "Uncle Police, I'm wrong!"