Chapter 452: Tang Sanzang with a funny head


Looking from a distance, a figure sitting on a white lotus platform is floating in the air, but it is a woman in white clothes full of holy breath. The woman pinched a Buddha seal with one hand, while the other palm is holding one. The mutton tallow jade purifying bottle is the Guanyin Bodhisattva, the first of the four buddhas.
And under the Guanyin Bodhisattva, one was an angry and unruly monkey, and the other was a monk with a compassionate face.
"Sun Wukong, you actually took your master Tang Sanzang as a gift in order to marry the younger sister of the Bull Demon King, and you also asked the monsters and ghosts to have a Tang Seng Banquet together, do you admit it?"
"Less long-winded!"
Looking coldly at the Guanyin in the sky, Monkey King frowned, looking rather impatient, and said: "You chased me for three days and three nights. Because you are a woman, I won't kill you. Don't think it is. I am afraid of you!"
Before Guanyin could speak, Tang Sanzang, who was meditating on the ground, glanced at him dissatisfiedly, and said, "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?"
"Drink, don't make noise!"
Monkey King turned his head, Chao Tang Sanzang made a vicious expression.
But Tang Sanzang seemed to be accustomed to it. He had already guessed that Monkey King would be like this, and smiled: "You are scaring me again."
"Aren't you afraid of me, how could you hurt Fairy Zixia and her moonlight treasure box?"
For a long time, the Guanyin in the air spoke, his voice was flat, he couldn't hear the slightest anger, and said quietly, "Don't you just want to avoid me?"
"Since you can't hide, then the old grandson will fight you to the death!"
Below, after hearing Guanyin, he broke his plan. Monkey King also simply pulled out the Moonlight Treasure Box pinned to his waist, and threw it away. It felt a bit of anger and anger.
"bump--"
The Moonlight Treasure Box immediately turned into a perfect arc and slammed on Tang Sanzang's head impartially.
"What are you doing?"
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but was stunned. He happened to see Monkey King waving the golden hoop, showing signs of inconsistency. He quickly picked up the Moonlight Treasure Box, walked forward quickly, and dissuaded him: "Don't get angry. You will be angry. Annoying."
As he said, he turned his head to look at Monkey King and said: "Wukong, you are really naughty, I tell you not to throw things, it is wrong to throw things..."
Hearing this, Monkey King couldn't help but feel dizzy, and subconsciously released the golden hoop in his hand.
"Dang--!"
Upon seeing this, Tang Sanzang rebuked: "I haven't finished speaking yet, why did you throw away the stick?"
"The Moonlight Treasure Box is a treasure. Throwing it around will pollute the environment. Hey...what if it hits a child? Even if you can't hit the child, it's not right to hit the flowers and plants!"
After a burst of chattering words, Monkey King was already impatient to hear him, so he hurried forward and grabbed the Yueguan treasure box.
"what are you doing?"
"Let go!"
"Do you want it, Wukong?"
Tang Sanzang was taken aback, and then smiled: "Just talk if you want it. How can I know you want it if you don't say it? Although you look at me sincerely, you still want to tell me you want it. ...Do you really want it?"
"..."
There was silence.
Tang Sanzang reluctantly let go of his hand, and continued: "Since you want it, take it."
Seeing that Monkey King took away the Moonlight Treasure Box without hesitation, Tang Sanzang started his long talk again: "You don't really want it, do you really want it?"
"Damn!"
With a muffled sound of "touch", only Sun Wukong knocked Tang Sanzang down with a punch.
"Sun Wukong...you?"
Upon seeing this, even the Guanyin in midair couldn't help showing a look of consternation.
"Everyone see it?"
At this time, the Monkey King didn't care about Guanyin's astonished expression. On the contrary, there was a weird smile. He looked at Tang Sanzang on the ground and frowned, "This guy, just talk about everything, mother-in-law and mother-in-law, like a whole There is a fly in the sky, hum..."
"Sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you! Buzz...buzz...buzz...buzz...flew into your ears."
As if recalling his own sadness, Monkey King ignored the presence of Guanyin, rolling his head on the floor, and wailing from time to time: "Help, help--!"
The look was hideous, like crying and laughing, and the whole person seemed to be in a certain state of madness.
It seemed that there was an indescribable desolation.
Suddenly, as if he had finished venting his indignation, Monkey King got up, gave birth to his palms, and gestured: "So, I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled its intestines out, and then strangled it with its intestines. Pull its neck vigorously, huh—!
After speaking, he stuck out his tongue again, gave a vivid performance, and then continued: "The whole tongue is stuck out!"
"Then I took the knife and fell again...Wow, the whole world is clean!
After saying all this, Sun Wukong spread his hands and turned to look at Tang Sanzang: "Now everyone knows, why should I kill him?"
"really?"
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but say.
"Huh, many excuses!"
In mid-air, after listening to Monkey King’s remarks, Guanyin’s eyes flickered, and finally returned to the old face without waves, and said indifferently:
You don’t want to take the Western Classics at all. No matter how you explain it, you can’t forgive you for deceiving you. Shi Miezu’s behavior."
Say, you have to do it.
Suddenly, Tang Sanzang spoke, and immediately attracted everyone's attention to him again.
"Sister Guanyin, this... is your fault."
"what?"
Guanyin couldn't help but froze, but he was in a cloud of mist by Tang Sanzang's words, and he didn't know what to do.
But I saw Tang Sanzang eloquently saying: "Wukong wants to eat me. It's just an idea. It hasn't become a fact. You don't have any evidence. Why should he be guilty? It's better to wait for him to eat me. According to statistics, it’s not too late to convict him!"
"Fuck..."
These words, let alone a few people present.
It was the supreme treasure that was on the sidelines, but it was also destroyed by Leide's three views.
"This Tang Sanzang's head is pretty funny, right? His apprentices are going to eat him, so he can even whisper such a bunch of false things. It's really amazing..."
While secretly poking and spitting, Supreme Treasure continued to observe the changes on the field.
And below, when he heard Tang Sanzang's words, Rao was based on Guanyin's Buddhist cultivation, and he also showed a broken expression. He sighed with a bit of hatred for iron and steel: "Tang Sanzang, you are long-winded, I have heard of it. Yes, but I didn’t expect you to be so wordy...The golden hoop I gave you was used by you to subdue this monkey. Why don’t you use it?
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