Chapter 214: Dwarf warrior with touching IQ

The eyebrows of this huge statue are filled with the majesty and indomitable momentum of a superior.
Those who look up can't help but produce a kind of worship from the bottom of their hearts.
When passing by the statues in the square, the dwarves stopped by appointment and bowed to the ancestor Caesar in reverence. Their sincere sincerity made them look like devout pilgrims.
The three Jiang Chen walked through the bustling crowd on the square and came to the big tent of the Hammer Tribe.
There are nine steps in front of the big tent, and on the left and right sides of each step stands a dwarf warrior holding a hammer.
They wore standard leather armor with animal skin belts on their waists, and their sturdy limbs showed their terrifying power.
A total of eighteen dwarven guards were glaring and motionless, like eighteen kings.
"The guards of the dwarves are really mighty!"
Tang Shishi couldn't help sighing, compared with the guards of the Tang Mansion, it was not much more convincing.
Jiang Chen also nodded when he heard the words. Since the dwarves are so guarded, then he can't be too casual.
Jiang Chen took a solemn step forward and came to the dwarf guard on the first step, bending over and bowing in a standard salute.
"Dear dwarf warriors, we are here to treat the totem holy beasts of your tribe on behalf of the army of Luochuan City!"
"Please tell us about it!"
With that, General Jiang Chen handed the badge to the two dwarven guards so that they could check their identities.
Three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds passed.
The two dwarven guards remained motionless and did not squint.
Huh? what's the situation?
Jiang Chen scratched his head at a loss, could it be that his voice was too low?
Thinking of this, Jiang Chen raised his voice by an octave:
"Dwarf warriors, we are here on behalf of the military, please give us a message!"
The sound was so loud that even the pedestrians in the square were watching sideways.
However, the eighteen dwarven guards still did not respond at all, even without blinking their eyelids.
Nani?
Jiang Chen was a little dazed. Are these dwarves mean?
Could it be collective ear failure or deafness?
Jiang Chen and Tang Shishi looked at each other, both of them were a little at a loss.
No way, Jiang Chen leaned forward again, planning to shout a few words against the ear of a dwarf guard.
But before he could speak, he heard a strange sound.
The noise came from the nose of the dwarf guard.
Snoring...snoring...
That is, a slight snoring!
Nima!
Jiang Chen immediately exploded his hair, so he thought that these dwarven guards were so mighty and extraordinary, so he fell asleep with his eyes open!
That's right, the eighteen dwarven guards are sleeping with their eyes open!
Damn, it's so...it's pretty good!
Tang Shishi was also shocked. This big tent is equivalent to the heart of the Hammer Tribe, and the Dwarf tribe is so trivial!
"Then what to do now?" Tang Shishi smiled bitterly.
"How to do?"
Jiang Chen touched his nose and said cheerfully: "Let them cool off, Xiaoguo, give them some rain!"
Jiang Xiaoguo obediently nodded, and the fire-tailed chinchilla hooked her little finger towards the sky in her arms, and a cloud rippled.
The fire-tailed chinchilla showed a wicked smile, and the small paws were lightly squeezed, and the clouds in mid-air were broken.
Suddenly, a pouring rain poured down, instantly drenching the eighteen guards from head to toe.
The bodies of the eighteen dwarven guards immediately trembled, and they woke up suddenly!
The icy rain caused their hairs to stand up, and they were trembling.
"what's the situation?!"
The dwarven guards were so scared that they picked up the eight-rowed plum hammer in their hands and started yelling frantically!
One by one, they jumped up and down, and ran wildly on the steps, like a group of frightened horses stepping across a grassland.
With a "bang", the two dwarven guards who were facing each other ran into each other, and they all stared at the Venus. The sledgehammer dropped out and hit the third dwarf in the foot.
"Ah!" The third dwarf let out a scream like a pig, lifted his toes and started jumping around in place...
The scene was chaotic.
When Jiang Chen saw this, his face was full of black lines: "Surely this group of goods are the guards here, not the monkeys invited to tease?"
"Haha, fun and fun!" Jiang Xiaoguo clapped happily.
Tang Shishi smiled bitterly: "It seems that the combat effectiveness of the dwarves needs to be re-evaluated!"
Eighteen dwarven guards fooled around for a while, and finally found that the situation seemed not as bad as they thought.
It seems that my own people are beating their own people.
"Stop it all for me!"
A brown-haired dwarf guard suddenly shouted, and the rest of the dwarves gradually calmed down.
Their beards and hair were covered with rain on their faces, just like savages.
"I have told you how many times, great warriors must be calm and calm anytime!"
The brown-haired dwarf walked around on the steps, pulling his beard on his face in the rain with his hands.
"Let the great warrior Huo Du emphasize every time!"
This dwarf named Huo Du is the leader of this group of guards.
As soon as he finished speaking, another dwarf named Bam behind him immediately caught the stubborn words: "I emphasize!"
"Hurry up and clean up for me, and then return to my guard!"
Huo Du commanded the dwarves with an air.
Bam also gesticulates, repeating the sentence with full expression: "Stay on guard!"
Upon hearing the commander's words, the dwarves immediately picked up the hammer that fell on the ground, sorted out their leather armor, and returned to their posts.
Huo Du raised his head and looked at the big sun in the sky, and said with a sad expression: "How can it rain on this sunny day?"
Bam also looked up at the sky, repeating bitterly: "It's raining!"
After watching the sun for a minute, Huo Du noticed that there were three people standing under the steps.
"what?"
Huo Du pointed to Jiang Chen and asked, "Three little babies, where are you from? What are you doing?"
Jiang Chen replied cheerfully: "We were sent by General Zhugechuan. This time we are here to treat the totem holy beast. Please tell the great warrior for us!"
When Huo Du heard Jiang Chen calling himself "a great warrior," his face suddenly turned into a flower, and he immediately waved his hand and said:
"You don't need to pass it on. Your name is Jiang Chen, right? Young Master Karov has already explained that as long as you come, I will take you to see him!"
Then Huo Du turned his head to look at Bam again: "Bam, I remember correctly, am I?"
Bam nodded solemnly: "No!"
"Ok?"
Huo Du was taken aback when he heard this: "No? It turns out that I really remembered it wrong!"
Bam immediately shook his head, his face a little anxious: "Remember wrong!"
Huo Du suddenly realized: "It seems that I remembered wrongly, I can't take you in!"
Jiang Chen and Tang Shishi's faces suddenly became black.
What kind of players are these two guys? IQ is simply touching!
This Bam obviously can only repeat the last three words in Huodu's words!