Chapter 230: Ergou's Second Uncle
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God Pets Comes to the World
- Listen to the wind
- 1150 characters
- 2021-01-31 12:29:35
After vomiting, Jiang Chen wiped his mouth, and stretched out his thumb to the Son of the Earth: "Brother, it looks great!"
"Really, it suits your mighty temperament, don't take it off when you put it on!"
The son of the earth nodded excitedly upon hearing this, the beast is enough to be a confidant!
"War trampled!!!"
It roared wildly, and a terrifying shock wave swept past its feet!
The whole Snake Valley suddenly disappeared.
Half an hour later, not even a snake gall was found in the Desperate Snake Valley.
Jiang Chen hosted a whole snake banquet on the riverside, including dried snakes, fried snake skewers, boiled snake soup, and snake-sliding sections!
The children of the earth, Xiao Hei, Dai Jin and other imperial beasts all ate it with great joy.
Jiang Chen also called the five hundred dwarves to join the party.
After lunch, Jiang Chen cleared his throat and said, "Dwarf brothers!"
"After we have enough food and drink, we will start to work!"
"Please use your housekeeping skills to make Snake Valley a fortress that is easy to defend and difficult to attack!"
Karov laughed at the words: "It's easy!"
"Architecture is a piece of cake for the dwarves!"
After that, the five hundred dwarves immediately took mechanical tools and drove to the Snake Valley to start a great project.
Jiang Chen asked, "Brother Karov, how long do you think it will be completed according to the drawings?"
Karov looked at the drawings carefully, then pinched his fingers and said: "About three days!"
"This Snake Valley was originally an excellent fortress. All we have to do is dredge and reform, so it will be soon!"
Jiang Chen was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Okay! Then I beg you!"
Karov nodded and went to direct the dwarves to construct.
The four Jiang Chen went back to the resettlement area in the city, preparing to move all their belongings over.
Tang Shishi said: "There is nothing else in running a school, the most important thing is to have a good teacher!"
"Otherwise, Yuju University would have no soul!"
Jiang Chen laughed and said, "Isn't there a ready-made one?"
Tang Shishi suddenly realized: "You mean, Teacher Murong!"
Immediately, Jiang Chen pulled the hangover Murong Tian from the bed.
Murong Tian opened his eyes in a daze, and asked, "What's the matter? There was an earthquake?"
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "Ms. Murong, we have run a university and want to hire you to be our teacher. Can you please?"
Just as Murong Tian was about to speak, his sleepy eyes closed again.
Nima, fell asleep again.
Jiang Chen patted his thigh immediately: "Okay! Teacher Murong has acquiesced!"
"Carry away!"
Tang Shishi and others sneered suddenly, and drove Murongtian out of the gate.
Wang Sicong said: "Brother Chen, it's not a problem to have only one teacher!"
Jiang Chen felt that it was the same. There is only one teacher in a dignified university. It would be too embarrassing to say this!
At this moment, Jiang Chen suddenly heard a familiar cry!
His eyes swept across the row of vendors buying fruit.
Suddenly, a familiar figure came into view!
Nima, isn't this a second dog! ! !
At this moment, Ergou is wearing a suit and a torn straw hat selling fruit.
Jiang Chen was immediately happy, and hurriedly ran over: "Ergou, why are you here?!"
Ergou happily said: "Chang'an City was in chaos, so I fled here and continue to sell fruits!"
Jiang Chen: "What a coincidence!"
"Well, stop selling fruit, go and be a teacher in our school!"
"What?"
Ergou was stunned: "Huh! What a teacher, I can't be a teacher!"
Hearing this, Jiang Chen stretched out five fingers: "Give you 500 Union Coins a month!"
When Ergou saw this, he sneered and said: "If you don't hit it, add another hundred!"
"Deal!"
Jiang Chen took Ergou and ran away.
It's really a big profit to hire a master at 600 yuan!
Ergou asked: "Does your school lack guards? My second uncle wants to find a job."
Jiang Chen was stunned when he heard the words: "Security is a manual job, and you have to fight frequently! Is your second uncle spine okay?"
Ergou immediately laughed and said: "Hey! My second uncle is getting better!"
"As long as he is here, all the old ladies in the village can't sleep well at night!"
Jiang Chen peeed directly after hearing this.
How does this sound like a flower thief!
"I will tell you to come and see you!"
After the words were finished, Ergou suddenly shouted: "Second uncle! Come out!"
As soon as the voice fell, an old man in gray rushed over from the street, riding a Erha under his crotch!
This Erha stared at a pair of big piercing eyes, with shiny hair, majestic, and very handsome!
"Oh, Er Fat, you run very slowly!"
"These old bones have let you fall apart!"
Erha nodded when he heard the words, and then stuck out his tongue, running faster like crazy!
In the end, the "cang-dang" slammed directly on Ergou's fruit stall.
"My Nima!"
The gray-clothed old man got up from the ground with a sullen head, and the wine gourd around his waist was still dangling.
At this moment, Erha's head is still buried in a pile of fruit, and his hind legs are still kicking in midair.
Jiang Chen was shocked when he saw this!
This... isn't this hey city overlord Chu Tianxing? !
He is actually the second uncle of Ergou!
Nima, this world is crazy!
Chu Tianxing grabbed Erha's leg and pulled it out directly: "Ergou, what are you telling me to do?!"
Ergou said cheerfully: "Brother Jiang Chen wants to invite you to his school as a security guard!"
"But he suspects that your bones are not hard enough!"
Ergou scratched his head and said, "I wonder if we call Aunt Wu and Aunt Liu, let you prove yourself in public!"
Chu Tianxing's face turned black when he heard the words: "You said you didn't peek at it last night?!"
The two dogs smiled: "Just take a look! Take a look!"
Jiang Chen's face was suddenly covered with black lines: "Uh, two, it's okay, no need to prove it!"
"You all follow me!"
Chu Tianxing! The dignified hey city boss, also proves a ghost!
Ergou immediately became happy, pulling Chu Tianxing and following Jiang Chen.
The Erha also happily followed, jumping up and biting Chu Tianxing's wine gourd along the way.
A few people came all the way to the Desperate Snake Valley.
At this moment, the powerful dwarves have already carved the gate with black black stone!
The black dragon is coiled on the round goalpost, which is very domineering!
Karov said with a smile: "Brother Jiang Chen, you just came here, the name of this school hasn't been picked yet!"
"You discuss the name, I will engrave it myself!"
Everyone fell into contemplation upon hearing this.
The matter of naming is very important. It is about whether the reputation of the school can be made, and it will be unforgettable at once!
The most difficult thing is to reflect the characteristics of the school.
Jiang Chen scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, suddenly inspired like a diabetes collapse!
"Yes! Our school is called Monster Monsters University!"
"From then on, our school only accepts enchanting geniuses, and don't let the rest of the garbage!"