Chapter 1107: Assign by alarm
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1889 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:34:07
"Boss, what are you going to do on earth?" Pan Peiyu was also interested.
Xiao Peng leaned on the backrest and raised Erlang's legs: "I found a problem. Everything is good in our country, but it's not too good."
"Which point?" Pan Peiyu asked curiously.
"Too good to the wicked, too evil to the good!" Xiao Peng picked up a cigar and lit it: "Look at those wicked people who have done bad things for a lifetime. As long as they do a good thing, people will say:'He didn't imagine it. So bad', look at those good people who have done good things for a lifetime. Even if one thing is not done well, people will say:'Look at XXX, this person is actually like that.' What's the logic? In the face of bad people, the most frequently heard words are "be tolerant", "give them a chance" and so on, it, who can tell me--why?"
"Mengzi, do you know how many people came to our Sidao Town to protest at the time when the riot was the worst? More than 500 people! This is all illegal, okay? Our country has a parade and assembly method! The parade must submit a written application to the competent authority five days before the date of the parade! Otherwise, it will be an illegal assembly. But how to deal with the matter? I caught a few of the leaders and educateed them, and the rest were released! Why did this happen? Big things have turned into small things. But it has created an illusion that the law does not blame the public. This makes these people even more arrogant! I can't swallow this breath if I don't educate these people!"
Pan Peiyu looked a little nervous when he looked angry at Xiao Peng: "Boss, they say that porcelain doesn't fight against rubble. You should be more honest with them. If you do this, it won't be great."
Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "Am I that stupid? I won't bully them. On the contrary, I have to reward them."
"Reward them?" Yang Meng and Xiao Peng couldn't figure it out together.
Xiao Peng said triumphantly: "Didn’t I tell you? Do many people want to immigrate to the Star-Stripe Nation under the pretext of animal protection? I give them a chance and invite them to visit the Star-Stripe Nation, and Go to Los Angeles, the most prosperous California! A week-long trip to California! Eat and live! How about? Am I right?"
Yang Meng got up and touched Xiao Peng's head, tried his own head again, and said with a puzzled look: "It's strange, why do you mess up without a fever?"
Xiao Peng opened Yang Meng's hand and said, "Fuck you! You know what a fart!" With a mysterious expression on his face, he lowered his voice to Yang Meng and Pan Peiyu: "Do you know that there are four major whale watching resorts in the Star Strip?"
Pan Peiyu and Yang Meng shook their heads, and Xiao Peng introduced: "One is Hawaii, um, that is the best viewing place, the scenery is beautiful, the climate is good, and there are more whales: hold a pair on the shore You can watch whales with a telescope; the other is Cape Cod near Boston, which is a good place to watch fin and humpback whales; and Alaska, where white whales, bowhead whales, blue whales, and killer whales are all Yes; the last one is in Orange County, Los Angeles."
"These four places are too cold to go to Alaska now, and the whales are all heading south; Hawaii, far from the mainland of Star Striped Nation, is not appropriate; their native places are also Boston and Los Angeles, but now there are no whales in Boston this season. The whale watching season on the side is from April to October, so to speak, now the only place to go to see whales is in Orange County, Los Angeles. Let me tell you that the warm waters of Southern California are a rare year in the world. Whale watching locations are available in all seasons. So the development of whale watching tourism there is a boom, what humpback whales, gray whales, killer whales, bottlenose dolphins, common dolphins, Pacific short-nose dolphins, gray dolphins, sea lions, Seals... Tsk tsk, that's a beauty. Every year a large number of tourists go there to watch whales. Don't be too hot."
Yang Meng slapped his thigh: "Dude, I finally figured it out! This is a wonderful way. Do you want those troublemakers to go there to see the charm of whales, fall in love with whale watching activities, and then stop coming to us to make trouble?
Xiao Peng looked speechless after hearing this: "Dear Yang Meng, don't think about the problem. God laughs when you think about it. I asked them to go there to protest whale watching!"
Yang Meng's expression froze on his face, but Pan Peiyu came back to his senses: "Brother Peng, did you abet?"
Xiao Peng listened to Pan Peiyu's words and laughed: "Mengzi, learn from Pan, he will understand what's going on! Hahahaha, instigate? What am I instigated? I just let them appreciate the charm of whales, and then experience the view. Whale tourism can only bring benefits to the development of the local tourism industry. I have already contacted the travel agency. How about a whale watching tour in Los Angeles? Is it rich?"
Pan Peiyu frowned and said, "But... this won't achieve your goal, right?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the computer: "So I want to break into the enemy's interior, isn't it? It's all done now, tsk tsk, now it's like chicken blood! Someone invited them to go to the Stars and Stripes to play around in China. Wouldn’t it be even better if they had a fight in Stars and Stripes? Animal protection was better over there! We were not unheard of in San Francisco at the time. A group of lunatics ran to other Chinese restaurants to grab live chickens in order to be famous and green cards. So... Hey, there are more people who have other ideas! So I don't have to instigate me at all. The thing is done."
Pan Peiyu thought for a while, nodded and stretched out his thumb: "Boss! This method is absolutely perfect!"
Yang Meng looked at Xiao Peng and then at Pan Peiyu. He was anxious: "Damn, you two are playing dumb puzzles! Tell me what is going on! Otherwise I'm really anxious!"
Xiao Peng and Pan Peiyu looked at each other and laughed.
Pan Peiyu explained to Yang Meng: "Mengzi, you are right. The boss did ask them to go whale watching, but can those people be so obedient? Certainly not! How can they stop after eating the sweetness? There will definitely be protests over whale watching."
"What's wrong then?" Yang Meng didn't know why.
Pan Peiyu explained: "If they really go to protest against whale watching, so many people together would be an illegal gathering. Dealing with illegal gatherings in Western countries is not as kind as our country. It would be fine to drive them away. For example, the mess on Hong Kong Island back then. If Hong Kong Island is still in accordance with British law, these people are in bad luck! A few years ago, students flooded into central London because of the increase in tuition fees. How did the British police deal with it? Swipe up the baton and beat them to contain the arrest. Those who should be caught catch the sentence and sentenced to be sent to the hospital! This is especially true for the Stars and Stripes. The famous "Occupy Wall Street" campaign that year directly arrested more than 1,000 people; More than 400 people were arrested in the'Ferguson Incident' after the white policemen who shot and killed black youths were not prosecuted. To deal with such things, one of them counts as one, and they can catch as many as they can. These people really go to Orange County. Protest against whale watching? The Star Stripe Prison is beckoning to them!"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "As for me, I just let them go whale watching and let them experience the beauty of whales. The tour group is also a whale watching tour group. Whatever illegal acts they have committed themselves, it has nothing to do with me."
Only then did Yang Meng understand Xiao Peng's actions: "Damn, you are very cruel. You are pitting them to death."
"Who said I pitted them?" Xiao Peng took a sip of his cigar and looked satisfied: "They pitted themselves. "You can forgive your sins and you can't live." That's what I mean. I just let them go whale watching if They came up with something else, haha, still want to stay in Star Stripe Nation? In the end, I thought about it for them. After squatting in prison and then deporting, and finally having another life-long non-entry. I will see if they will borrow. Going around in the name of animal protection."
Pan Peiyu frowned, "Brother Peng, this can easily turn the matter into a national public opinion incident. You'd better tell the matter to Sun Lao and the others, and take precautions in advance, especially the local embassy. Needle is good."
Yang Meng listened and asked, "What do you mean? Why do you still want to say hello to Lao Sun?"
Pan Peiyu explained: "I don’t understand, don’t you?'The crying child has milk to drink'. There are too many people who are shameless for money these days. All kinds of nonsense, originally it was'distribution according to work', and now it is'according to the trouble. distribution'."
Yang Meng blinked: "Are you talking about'medical trouble'?"
Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "To be precise, it's the'giant baby' we are talking about. It looks five-and-three-thirty, and it starts to mess around with things. Don't worry, I've vaccinated Lao Sun and the others. Mr. Sun and the others also agreed, and it is time to use this matter to rectify these'giant baby' citizens."
"Giant infant citizen? What do you mean?" Yang Meng asked puzzledly.
"You know, our country's evacuation from Yemen shocked the world. Since then, there have been many cancellations. As long as people encounter difficulties outside, people will help, but this is also used to many people's problems. For example. It is said that during the eruption of the Bali volcano, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs issued several warnings to remind tourists not to be there. As a result, 17,000 tourists were still trapped there. Then they began to seek help from the state. The state sent planes to rescue people, but they returned Some people are dissatisfied because the country asks them to pay for air tickets! The country does not need money for sending airplanes?"
"Also when Typhoon'Yutu' raged on Star-Tangled Nation, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs reminded not to go there. However, 1,500 Chinese tourists were still trapped in Saipan. Due to the damage to the airport road in Saipan, what kind of plane? Neither the ship nor the ship can get close to Saipan, but the result? The people trapped there are kidnapped by various morals. Why should the country go to rescue? The airport there is destroyed, and the Stars and Stripes country’s own planes and ships cannot go, let’s Fart!"
Yang Meng was still puzzled: "I still don't understand, why do you say you want to give the local embassy a shot? What does this have to do with the embassy?