Chapter 1116: The liar who saved the world

Xiao Ge and the others were curious about ‘how a liar could save the world’ and they had to let Xiao Peng tell the story of Garcia.
Xiao Peng didn't want to talk about it, especially he didn't want to talk to Xiao Ge. It happened that Yang Meng changed his clothes from upstairs, and Xiao Peng pointed at Mengzi: "Let him talk about his idol."
So the children entangled Yang Meng again, and Xiao Ge rushed to Yang Meng a cup of tea.
Yang Meng sat on the sofa: "What do you say about Puyol García? You know by name. He is Spanish. Born in Barcelona, ​​he was a since he was a child. The teacher who was so bad at school resigned. Too much; later I went to a hardware store as an apprentice, but he was so stupid that the master had a headache and drove him away; raising poultry almost closed the farm; after six months of military service, he was expelled because he could not learn to ride a horse. That was called eating. , What can't you do, in a word, to describe it in two words-waste!"
Xiao Ge blinked after hearing this: "Then how did he save the world?"
Yang Meng continued: "In 1936, his hometown Spain was plunged into a civil war. There is also a book that describes the story of that period, what is it called..."
Xiao Peng reminded: "For Whom The Bell Tolls"!"
Yang Meng smiled with joy after hearing this: "Yes, yes! That's Batman's dead opponent, the book he wrote!"
Xiao Peng directly covered his face. One is a world famous book and the other is a comic book character. Is it the same thing?
(PS: Death Knell, the superhero of DC Comics, his identity is a mercenary, he is also good and evil. A few years after his launch, Marvel also introduced a character very similar to him, which is now the deadpool of the fire. The abilities and identities of the two people are very similar, and even the names are very similar. The full name of the death knell is Slade Joseph Wilson, and the death knell is called Wade Wilson. At that time, Marvel introduced the name of the death knell as a tribute to the death knell. I also said in the comics that I have a half-brother named Wade... It is a tribute to each other. I am looking forward to the death knell live-action movie.)
Yang Meng continued, "Anyway, Puyol-Garcia couldn't stay in Spain anymore. With a twitch of mind, he decided to be a spy to help the Allies defeat the Nazis. Then he went to England and volunteered to be a spy. As a result. After some simple communication, the British concluded that this was a masterpiece and rejected him directly. But they are not discouraged. Since you don't want me, he must have someone want me, right? So he ran there. When I applied for the job in Germany, I didn’t know whether it was because the Nazis were too short of spies or because of brain cramps. They even agreed to his application. In this way, what kind of false identity does Pujol-Garcia bring-proof of funds for activities? He returned to the UK and started collecting intelligence."
Xiao Ge frowned upon hearing this: "He serves the Nazis?"
Yang Meng waved his hand: "So what are you doing in a hurry? Listen to me! As a result, after he returned to the UK, all kinds of important information that had never been seen before has been continuously transmitted to Germany. The British hurried to the country after knowing this. Fighting for a full-scale counterintelligence work, it took a long time to capture Puyol Garcia in Lisbon, Portugal. At that time, the British high-level officials were crazy-isn't it that they refused to live a peerless waste? Let them Surprisingly, the tool Pujol used to obtain intelligence turned out to be a British travel guide, a British map, a train schedule, and some neutral country magazines. All the intelligence he gave to Germany was his imagination!"
Several children opened their mouths: "This is fine too?"
Yang Meng laughed loudly and said: "What is this? He was very happy when he was arrested. It must be said that he deliberately exposed his flaws to let the British catch him, or how would he be a British spy? As soon as the senior executives over there studied, the feeling guy is not a peerless waste material, but a masterpiece! So he was included in the British intelligence agency. He is specifically responsible for providing false information to Germany. Of course, it will also provide some real but not very useful. He even told the German side that he had a team of 27 people and asked Germany to send a total of 28 salaries. The German side would also doubt it, so he would make up some more' The story of "Man and Woman Tears" tells the German side that his teammates "sacrificed" in order to obtain information, and the touched German army will also give these "victims" huge pensions."
Xiao Yi asked curiously: "Then why do you say he saved the world? Isn't this just a liar?"
Xiao Peng answered this question: "It is right to say that he saved the world. During World War II, the most famous battle was the Normandy Landing. This battle opened up the second battlefield in Europe and became the turning point of World War II. In fact, the German side was heavily defended. In Normandy, there were two other armored divisions that were supposed to reinforce Normandy. But Puyol asked the Allies to put a lot of models of tanks and airplanes in Calais, and convinced Germany that the Allies would not land in Normandy. This led to World War II. The greatest turning point!"
Yang Meng heard this and said: "Things don’t stop there. In view of this guy’s outstanding contribution, King George VI of England personally awarded him the Medal of the British Empire at the time, and Germany has always believed in this old spy and awarded him. How about the German Iron Cross authorized by Hitler himself? Enough?"
Xiao Ge asked curiously: "Then what happened to him in the end?"
"Finally?" Yang Meng said with a smile: "Once the information that Germany asked him for was too confidential, Puyol couldn't think of a way to deal with it. In the end, he figured out a way, so he played with Britain. He was arrested and sentenced to death in the newspapers. The Germans were so distressed that they lost such an "excellent spy"! So they sent 340,000 US dollars to ask him to do other things. The'team members' continue to work and continue to serve the German Empire..."
After listening to Yang Meng's account, Wei Ya couldn't smile: "Xiao Ge, if you work hard, it is possible that you will be the next Puyol. At least you two looked very similar when you were young."
Xiao Ge didn't get angry after hearing this, but said in a weird voice: "Oh, why should I be a man? Look at how good a woman is. As long as you are beautiful, you can get rich. Look at how beautiful our Wei Ya is. When she grows up, she may be a new generation of Deng’s mother who will find a wealthy family to marry, and she will have nothing to worry about all her life."
"You..." Xiao Weiya was very angry, glaring at Xiao Ge.
Yang Meng slapped Xiao Ge on the head: "What is your kid talking nonsense? We still need to find a rich family to marry? We are the rich ourselves."
Xiao Peng slapped Yang Meng's head again: "What are you talking nonsense? You have to go your own way! Home is to create good conditions for you, let you receive a good education, a good social circle, and let you Have a better start. How to develop in the future depends on you, even if you don’t even have such a backbone, you have a special surname Xiao!"
My mother didn't know when she came over, and slapped Xiao Peng's head again with a slap: "What you said is quite reasonable, but who made you swear words in front of the children!"
Xiao Peng clutched his head and looked aggrieved, but the whole family laughed. Xiao Peng suddenly felt that a happy family is the best. He ran around during this period of time, what did he picture? Now that it is not bad for money, it is better to spend more time at home with your family.
Xiao Peng called Xiao Ge over: "Xiao Ge, please listen to me. There are many people in the world. You can’t just look at one aspect: if you don’t look good, your life will not be good. On the one hand, your life will be better. You just said that Aunt Deng, Aunt Deng is famous for her love history, she was originally a student of medicine, and in reality she married her godfather and went to the Stars and Stripes, and then married Murdoch for a while. Gossip with the former British Prime Minister Blair, for a while, he was intimate with the rich second generation with assets of more than 100 million yuan, and for a while he walked very close to Pu the Great, and for a while he fell in love with a handsome 20-year-old boy. People see her as her love history. And the wealth that increases with love history, right?"
Xiao Ge nodded after hearing this.
Xiao Peng continued: "In fact, a Chinese woman in Xingtiao Country is also very well-known, but it is not based on love history and wealth. She really depends on herself. This woman was born in the poor valley of China, and her parents are illiterate. The college entrance examination failed. She relied on this high school graduation certificate to work on Hong Kong Island. She obtained the undergraduate graduation certificate from the University of Hong Kong Island through part-time work. When everyone thought she wanted to stand on Hong Kong Island, she killed Entering the Stars and Stripes, I did not know the computer but broke into the IT circle, and became a programmer while learning and working. Later, I joined the real estate industry as a real estate agent and became a famous'house sister'. Finally. Even went to run for Congress in the fourth district of North Carolina."
Xiao Peng thought for a while and continued: "Even though I don't like this person very much, she is too good at speculation. For example, her electoral district is the Democratic Party's iron vote, and the Republican Party has no one. She can easily obtain Republican Party representative status and can give herself an opportunity. Propaganda and advertising. During the campaign, the personal experience of avoiding the truth and ignoring the truth created a model for her to achieve success through personal struggle. In fact, she would not be able to reach the Stars and Stripes without her husband; and her election policy From the perspective of Huaxia people, she is also a "white-eyed wolf". You can understand her as a "female version of Apu"... But let's not look at those! A girl from a poor mountain valley has never been there. University, step by step can get to this step, you ask yourself, if it were you, can you do this step?"
"Dad, did she win the election?" Xiao Weiya asked suddenly.
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I said, the place where she campaigned is the Democrats' iron vote warehouse. As a Republican, it is impossible for her to win to the end. So her campaign is hyped. But anyway, her campaign purpose is already Reached."
Xiao Weiya suddenly clenched her fist: "I am definitely better than her. I will never lose anything in the future."
Xiao Peng smiled and stroked her head: "This is what the Xiao family looks like."
"Dad, my hair is messed up again!"