Chapter 1244: Yang Meng is a father
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 2589 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:35:20
ps: There are only three shifts today. Recently, this is the third shift. Lao Yang apologizes to the book friends, but there is no way. Let me tell you, Lao Yang’s daughter has been sick for a week. You should take care of your body when you have a cold or a fever. . . . . . It's not that Lao Yang was lazy, it was forced by the situation. Lao Yang knelt to the book friends. . . . . .
Uh, since they are all kneeling, Lao Yang said with a cheeky: Seeing that Lao Yang's daughter is so diligent when she is sick, give Lao Yang a monthly pass?
Finally it was Georgina's due date, it was everything was ready and only owed east wind. Georgina was also very upbeat, and the time was accurate. He was sent to the delivery room already prepared in Yang Meng's small courtyard.
Yang Meng was wrapped in a bath towel. He had just finished taking a shower and bowed to Xiao Peng with a muscular POSE: "Dude go in!"
Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng on the shoulder: "Brother, take care!"
Yang Meng was stunned: "Take care? What are you taking care of? Oh, I see, you're afraid those women will drool when they see me, right? Haha, don't worry, I won't let them eat!"
Xiao Peng nodded: "That's OK, you go in!"
Yang Meng looked left and right: "That old Bloomberg thing is too shameless, why don't my daughters and children come?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the sky and said, "He's here, all right, you can go in and stay with Georgina."
Yang Meng happily entered the delivery room.
Xiao Peng went to pick up the helicopter. Not only Bloomberg came, but his mother and others came. Bloomberg was obviously a little nervous: "Where is Georgina?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the delivery room: "Go in and accompany Georgina to have a baby."
Bloomberg said anxiously, "When did you get in?"
"I just entered, and I don't know how long it will be. Don't worry."
My mother frowned and said, "You are the same. How can you give birth at home if you don't go to the hospital? Just in case...Bah, bah, no!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Don't worry, all the preparations have been considered. No matter Georgina's health is good, nothing will happen."
My mother is still worried: "This is a good hospital, what do you young people think!"
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and said, "This is not my idea, Georgina strongly requested to do so."
My mother curled her lips: "Xiao Peng, please listen to me. Go to the hospital early when you have children! So is Emilia. You two have been separated for so long without telling me to come over. So when I can Hold your grandson? You can't do it anymore..."
Xiao Peng coughed twice, and his mother was very dissatisfied that he and Emilia were so far apart. Especially now that Georgina is going to have a baby, she just took the opportunity to nag Xiao Peng. In her eyes, videos with Emilia every day like Xiao Peng are not at all involved! How can there be such a thing?
Dad pushed grandpa over and said, "Okay, the children are all grown up, and you know it in your heart, don't say it, you don't bother to say this every time? Now Georgina is giving birth, and you are talking about these images here. what?"
My mother glared at her father: "He has a count? He has a fart count! Look at Yang Meng who has given birth to a child. How can everything fall behind others after such a big person?"
But at this point, my mother didn't speak anymore. After all, this is not an occasion.
Bloomberg knew what Xiao Peng and they were talking about and said apologetically to his mother: "My daughter has made me arrogant and indulges."
After hearing this, my mother waved her hand and said: "Old Bu, you misunderstood. I didn't blame the child for being foolish. I was worried about the child's body. You are a man. You don't know. This woman gave birth to a child by swinging around the ghost door, so everything I’m ready to do it. I heard Xiao Peng say what Mayan traditions that children should use to give birth to children. Haven’t I never heard of it, so I’m worried."
Bloomberg heard this and said: "Oh, I also heard that it seems that the husband followed into the delivery room. It's no big deal. Georgina is my own daughter after all. If the risk is great, I definitely can't agree. "
After hearing what he said, my mother took heart.
Gina stretched her head out: "Why is there no movement? I watched on TV and gave birth to children who were crying and howling."
Xiao Peng flicked Gina's head after hearing this: "What are you here to join in the fun? The most taboo thing about having a child is yelling. If you lose your energy, go and give birth to Georgina?"
Gina stuck out her tongue when she heard it, but Xiao Peng suddenly laughed: "But I don't know if Georgina shouts or not, but I know Mengzi will definitely shout!"
After hearing this, Gina looked disbelief: "Dad, don't tease me, Uncle Mengzi is the most manly man I know... Oh no, it's slightly worse than Dad, but that's also true. MAN is not working anymore. I have been educating Feng Jianting all day to learn more from you and Uncle Mengzi, oh, and Uncle Pan. How could he call it out?"
Xiao Peng was helping Bloomberg light his cigar there, and before he answered, he heard a hysterical scream from the delivery room. Everyone looked at each other, it was indeed Yang Meng's movement.
Moreover, the screams were shocking, and even the beasts who were watching the excitement around were startled. What a strange thing about Nima, why is he screaming when Georgina has a baby?
Xiao Peng happily lit himself a cigar: "Ah, it's starting to give birth!"
Several people looked at Xiao Peng and looked at each other. They didn't know what happened in the delivery room. Everyone was curious and wanted to go in and have a look. But not long after, Yang Meng's screams came again, which was even more miserable this time.
Xiao Peng couldn't help it anymore, he couldn't hold his stomach and smiled and couldn't help himself.
Bloomberg asked curiously, "Xiao, what is going on inside?"
Xiao Peng held back a smile and waved his hand: "Buddha said: Don't say it." But he couldn't help but smile, and he coughed with a cigar.
Bloomberg was more curious looking at Xiao Peng like this, and he leaned over and whispered: "Xiao, you tell me quickly, or I will tell your mother about you in the Stars and Stripes, those beautiful women... ."
Xiao Peng's expression stiffened after hearing this. This made people grab the little tail. He coughed dryly, "Hold your ears and I will quietly tell you, don't tell others."
After Xiao Peng whispered a few words in Bloomberg's ear, Bloomberg's expression on his face changed obviously after hearing it. After a long while, he couldn't hold it anymore, and he laughed with his stomach.
Just then there was another scream from Yang Meng in the delivery room. Bloomberg pointed to Xiao Peng when he heard the delivery room, and then the two laughed together.
Dad was also curious and ran to Bloomberg: "Old Bu, what is going on?"
Although the two of them don’t understand each other’s language, it’s very strange that both of them can understand each other’s meaning. Even if they don’t understand Bloomberg, they should be able to guess what Dad wants to ask. Bloomberg hurriedly waved his hand: "You can’t say no. Say."
Dad frowned upon hearing this: "Xiao Pan, you help me tell Lao Bu! If he doesn't say anything, when his wife comes, I will tell him some little secrets."
After Pan Peiyu told Bloomberg what his dad had said, Bloomberg was also taken aback, and finally beckoned, calling Dad and Pan Peiyu to his side, and the three of them whispered quietly, and at this time came from the room again. After Yang Meng's screams, the three of them were taken aback when they heard it, and then they laughed together.
Now everyone around me was curious, and they were all asking what was going on. In the end, everyone knew what happened. Everyone’s expressions were different. The men on the scene heard Yang Meng’s screams. Laugh, mother, Gina and other women smiled bitterly when they found out.
And the reason for this is that the Mayan tradition of giving birth to children is so weird:
When they give birth to a child, apart from letting their husband go in to accompany the childbirth, there is another rule, which is to find a rope to tie to the husband’s little brother. If the wife is in pain, pull the rope hard, and the beautiful name is:'Let the husband Feel the pain when the wife gave birth to a child.'
Now that Georgina is not painful to give birth to a child, let's not say, Yang Meng must be in pain anyway.
But apart from Yang Meng's constant wailing, Georgina had a baby and everything went well. Soon after, the cry of the child came from the room.
"Give birth! Michael, you are a grandfather!" Xiao Peng originally sat there, and jumped up to congratulate Bloomberg when he heard the child's cry.
At this time, the face of a little nurse appeared on the glass in front of the delivery room, and said to Xiao Peng and them: "Mother and daughter are safe, Miss Georgina gave birth to a beautiful daughter!"
Hearing her words, the scene cheered.
Bloomberg lifted his foot and was about to enter the delivery room. Xiao Peng grabbed him: "Don't worry, all the rooms have been opened up, and they will be sent directly to Georgina's room. Go there directly. Just go in the side room! I'll go see Mengzi!"
After hearing this, Pan Peiyu came directly to Xiao Peng and prepared to go in and watch the excitement together. Xiao Peng looked back and was speechless for a moment. There were more people waiting to go in to see the excitement behind the feelings than there were people who went to Joanna's children.
Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "Okay, Mengzi is also a face-saving person. If you haven't put on any clothes, you should go see Georgina."
After listening to Yang Meng's words, everyone left here reluctantly, only Xiao Peng and Pan Peiyu entered the delivery room.
After entering, there was a strange smell, which is no wonder, after all, he just gave birth to the child. Looking back, Yang Meng was sitting down on a chair with his head down. Seeing the two of Xiao Peng coming in, he raised his head and looked at them with despair.
Xiao Peng coughed dryly and made a cigarette to Pan Peiyu. This is not the time to smoke a cigar leisurely.
Pan Peiyu took out the cigarette and lit it directly to Yang Meng's mouth.
Yang Meng smoked with an expression of despair that he had never lived through: "Xiao Peng, are we brothers?"
Xiao Peng nodded, looking at how pitiful Yang Meng was, he. . . . . . I want to laugh more now.
Yang Meng took a deep breath: "As a brother, I ask you a question, you can't lie to me."
Xiao Peng didn't speak, and nodded: "Just ask, I won't lie to you!"
Yang Meng looked up at Xiao Peng: "Did you know that?"
Xiao Peng pretended to be confused after hearing this: "I knew it? What did I know?"
Yang Meng looked pitiful: "You said you didn't lie to me."
Xiao Peng blushed: "Well, you can ask."
"Did you already know that this is the result?" Yang Meng raised his head and looked at Xiao Peng seriously.
Xiao Peng coughed dryly, "Uh, I do know."
Yang Meng's face turned red when he heard it, and Xiao Peng looked at him: "Man, are you okay?"
"I'm fighting with you!" Yang Meng jumped up from the chair and rushed towards Xiao Peng!
After Xiao Peng heard this, he ran away. It wasn't that he couldn't beat Yang Meng. The key point was a fight with a man running around the street with a bare butt. He really couldn't do such a thing. Xiao Peng's laughter can be heard throughout Qianliyan.
Yang Meng didn't chase him out, on the one hand, because Pan Peiyu caught him and let him wear clothes, but on the other hand. . . . . .
He really can't move his legs now! That's a pain!
When Xiao Peng arrived at Georgina's room, he heard the noise before reaching the door.
Xiao Peng coughed twice. After the inside signaled that he could go in, Xiao Peng walked in and saw the situation in the room. Xiao Peng was startled: Georgina was sitting on the bed and didn't know what to do, and Gina was there to death. Hold her down.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Peng asked.
Gina explained: "Dad, Georgina is going to take a bath!"
Xiao Peng scratched his head after hearing this. This is indeed a bit embarrassing.
This Chinese woman gives birth to a child, it is all kinds of immobility, especially in the first month after giving birth, which is the so-called "confinement". There are many rules to be followed during this month: not getting out of bed, You can’t wash your hair or bath, you can’t blow your hair, you can’t eat cold things, etc., but foreigners don’t even say confinement.
And foreigners don’t even say
confinement confinement
at all, and even if the plastic surgery country and the country of Wa are so close to China, there is very little
confinement confinement
. People should go to work after two days of rest after giving birth to their children. For example, Star Stripe country does not even have paid maternity leave. It is even more important to go out and wash your hair.
Let foreign women not wash their hair or bath for a month? It's better to kill them!
Bloomberg is also very embarrassed, because the top medical staff in the Star Stripes countries he found, they are not like the obstetricians in China, who let the patients rest well, but have been encouraging Georgina to get out of bed. Reasons The blood in pregnant women is in a state of hypercoagulability. If you lie down and sit still for a long time, it is easy to produce venous thrombosis in the lower limbs. Now like in developed countries, it is very rare for pregnant women to die due to dystocia, hemorrhage or infection. The main cause of death is Thromboembolism. So they have been encouraging Georgina to exercise.
Georgina was also in a hurry. She was sweating a while ago when she gave birth to a baby. The smell was almost too much for her to bear. How could she not rush to take a bath?
Er, Xiao Peng can't speak on this matter. This is what Yang Meng should do.
But now Yang Meng looked at his newborn daughter, his mouth almost reaching the roots of his ears. Georgina is indeed in good health, and I don’t know that it’s because of the good food at Qianliyan. This Nima is huge! Thanks to Georgina's delivery.
and. . . . . . It may be because Georgina's genes are too good. This daughter has blonde hair and has become a veritable "yellow girl" now.
When the house was noisy, Xiao Peng suddenly rang the phone, and he quickly went out to answer the phone. The call was from Sun Lao.
Huh? Did the news come quickly? Is this to call to congratulate you?