Chapter 1154: Just ask for marriage!
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1766 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:35:47
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"So, that's how things are." On the plane, Xiao Peng looked at McAfee and Yang Meng: "That's how you two will do it!"
Yang Meng's eyes widened: "Dude, are you proposing marriage or murdering? Isn't it too strong?"
Xiao Peng said with a bitter face: "Can this be blamed on me? I found that the women in the world are all the same, with a very strong sense of ritual. Anyway, this time I let Emilia grab my little tail. How can I give her a relationship? A different proposal."
McAfee laughed after hearing this: "Your idea is good. I still have a relationship with Hollywood. Finding a stunt team can do it for you, but it requires money!"
Xiao Peng blinked, "How much does it cost?"
McAfee calculated it: "If you follow your idea, at least eight million dollars will be needed!"
"I'll give you ten million! You can perfect this thing a little bit!" Xiao Peng said domineeringly: "What can be solved with money is nothing."
McAfee had a sly look on his face: "Xiao, this is your lifelong event. You leave it to me. You all know that I am famous and unreliable. You can leave it to me to do it, don't you worry?"
Xiao Peng blinked, "Then what should I do to make you reliable?"
McAfee grinned and said: "I want to see Angelababy on your single night."
Yang Meng was stunned after hearing this: "Are you still chasing stars?"
Xiao Peng laughed'pouch' after hearing this: "Mengzi, don't be funny, the'Angelbaby' in McAfee's mouth is not our Huaxia's cutout actress. This is the national saying of the Stars and Stripes, which means dancer or sex. Worker."
McAfee was taken aback: "Yeah, that's what I mean? What does Yang mean? Does this word have other meanings?"
Xiao Peng explained: "McAfee, it's like this. We have a female star in China called this name in English."
McAfee was dumbfounded: "Is anyone else calling himself this name?"
Xiao Pengle said: "This is very Chinese! Don't worry, as long as you do this well, I will invite you all the actresses from "Fantasy Show" or "Crazy Horse Show"!"
"So bold?" McAfee's eyes widened.
"Crazy Horse Show" and "Fantasy Show" are the most famous striptease shows in Las Vegas. They are called ‘sexual but not lewd’, but they are not enough money. Why do so many people go to the Stars and Stripes? The star-striped country in the eyes of the rich and the star-striped country in the eyes of the poor are two countries-the "heaven for the rich". Money can buy everything there.
Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course! Isn't it just once in a lifetime? Just be bold!"
McAfee blinked: "Well, let me arrange your single night, right?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "What kind of bachelor party? Brothers just want something to eat and drink!"
McAfee's eyes widened: "How can you say that? Do you know what marriage means? That is the end of a man's life! The thing I regret most is that wrong marriage! You are not getting married right now. Experience a happy life! Don't leave any regrets in your life."
Xiao Peng glanced at McAfee: "Believe it or not, I told Emilia, will she not let you attend my wedding?"
McAfee hurriedly raised his hand to surrender: "Well, I didn't say that just now, but I still ask you to leave it to me for your singles night! Who do you want me to do? Ask Bloomberg? ? Turn the singles night into an investment conference?"
Xiao Peng also made sense when he heard: "Well, McAfee, how much money do you need now?"
McAfee grinned and said: "You pay ten million, and I'll give the rest. It's my friend's wedding gift. But there is a small problem."
Xiao Peng asked, "What's the small problem?"
McAfee said: "If you really want to do what you said, you need to coordinate with your relevant departments in China."
Yang Meng said, "Don't worry, I'll leave this to you! Let's prepare when we go back!"
McAfee smiled and said: "That's OK, let's separate when we get to Dubai, I will go back to the Stars and Stripes now."
Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Why are you so anxious to go back?"
McAfee smiled bitterly: "In fact, there is still something to do, and there is still a lawsuit to go back."
"Fighting a lawsuit?" Xiao Peng blinked, "What's the matter?"
McAfee said: "That's it. I invested in Sprint, and I'm now in a lawsuit against AT&T."
Xiao Peng blinked: "I know these two companies. They are the communication operators of the Stars and Stripes Nation, aren't they? When I went to the Stars and Stripes Nation, I used AT&T's mobile phone card. Up?"
McAfee said angrily: "AT&T is doing a little trick. They have displayed the '5GE' logo on some of their mobile phones, replacing the original LTE logo. This is misleading customers. They are already using 5G data services."
Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "What? Your Star Striped Nation already has 5G?"
"Fart!" McAfee scolded angrily: "These dirty guys, now 5G phones are not on the market, where do they get 5G services? They are fraudulent consumers, false propaganda! Their 5GE is a false and misleading In the language, the network is not a new 5G network at all! What they use is still a 4G network."
Xiao Pengle said: "Your Star Stripe Nation really worked hard to seize the 5G market. Just give it a name and treat yourself as a 5G mobile phone?"
McAfee snorted coldly: "Who said no? But the two telecom operators have a lot of background, so I have to go back and contribute my own strength. I don't want to see my own investment drift."
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Believe me, AT&T will definitely lose! 5G technology is not only as simple as increasing the network speed, but also has many key technologies. Without those core technologies, 4G is 4G. This is not just changing the name to increase the network speed. You can make up for it! AT&T is a failure. It's for sure to lose the lawsuit. They must quickly do a good job in crisis public relations, so cheating consumers is a big deal on your side, right?"
McAfee shrugged and said: "I care about him? How they advertise is their business, but don't touch my wallet!"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "So I don't invest in it, there are too many messy things."
McAfee smiled and said, "Xiao, do you know how I make money?"
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "Keep on living?"
McAfee's life is really wonderful, and screenwriters dare not write like that. As a result, they are still winners in life.
"Hahahaha, your summary is good, but in fact, I have been doing the same thing all these years, that is, selling'controversies'. All my work is sales promotion. Only the goods sold are good products. And what is a better marketing method than creating controversy? The cost is low and the effect is good. If your marriage proposal is really as you said, it will definitely cause controversy, which will greatly help your fishery sales. , How? Do you want me to hype it for you?" McAfee asked.
Xiao Peng shook his head: "You and a friend of mine named Qian Congcong will definitely have a common language. You are all masters of hype and controversy. Look at the entertainment circle, the more you get scolded, the more famous you are. Make more money. But I don’t need it anymore. My fishery itself is controversial. I still prefer the feeling of making a fortune in a muffled sound.
"What's the dispute about your fishery?" McAfee asked puzzledly: "Aren't you just a fishery that sells fish? Can there be any disputes?"
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and explained: "Most of the seafood in my fishery is sold externally, and the price is too high. This matter makes people know what it is to make a squirt. You don’t understand the squirting of our country. , That’s called a horror. Put a group of Huaxia sprayers together, use the lever as fuel, and use the keyboard as the propeller. They can send the earth to the sun! Let them know that I am engaged in such a big marriage proposal. I know what to say."
McAfee asked puzzledly: "Xiao, I really don't understand, you have so many good fish, why do you sell cod, cod, king salmon, swordfish tuna, etc.?"
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "We Chinese people have a mouthful, why do we eat those fish that are more delicious? Those fish like you said are not suitable for our taste, especially in my hometown of Qindao. Ten catties of cod? It’s better to give someone a one catty blackhead fish to eat! Do you think it looks like you? What kind of fish is good? The "good fish" you think is delicious is scum in our eyes . For us, taste is the most important thing. But in the eyes of people who don’t know why, my behavior is to look down on Huaxia people. Then what do you say to me? Sell to Huaxia people they don’t like fish? I earn Not making money?"
McAfee shrugged and said: "We also have a lot of keyboard guys in Star Striped Nation. They say theirs, let them say theirs, without delaying your earning money, what are you afraid of?"
Xiao Peng shrugged, "I'm still not as thick as you are. Okay, let's not talk about this. This marriage proposal is originally a matter of me and Emilia, so I don't need to hype it. Emilia has just married."
"That's all right! I'll go back to solve this problem, and by the way contact you the Hollywood stunt team, Yang, this matter needs your help to communicate!" McAfee nodded after listening.
Yang Meng gave a thumbs up: "Don’t worry, let’s not talk about anything else. There is nothing we can’t do in the three-square-acre land in Sidao Town. According to me, the daughter-in-law that Xiao Peng looked for is a lot of things. , Look at my Georgina, I didn’t propose to marry me either. Didn’t I come here to marry me?"
McAfee shook his head: "You have proposed to marry me, and the gifts are all sent to people's stomachs. Bloomberg, this old guy, shows off his grandson with me every day! Xiao, you and Emilia have a baby, you must Let me be the godfather of the child!"
Xiao Peng was a little dazed: "I'm not religious, so I want a godfather? How about you be my child's godfather? Uh, if you do Emilia's job well. After all, you are so unreliable. Godfather is extremely detrimental to the growth of children."
"Hey, then I will have a marriage proposal! Let her see if I am reliable or not!"