Chapter 1172: Gifts that bother Xiao Peng
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1887 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:35:50
"Vaco! What is this? Who gave such a creative gift?" McAfee was so knowledgeable, he couldn't help but explode, and he turned out to be two camels!
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "This is a gift from Dahir from Somaliland. It's really embarrassing for him to bring these two guys here!"
As a friend of Xiao Peng, he knows that Xiao Peng has little desire for money. As long as he doesn't want to go to the Caribbean to buy an island country to be the king, he will never spend his own money in his life. He prefers all kinds of weird things.
His friends also knew this, so the things they gave to Xiao Peng were all weird things. For example, Eminem, they gave Xiao Peng directly to a recording studio with a full set of recording downmixing equipment and various musical instruments. It is said that Xiao Peng likes folk music so much and can record his own works without problems.
To be honest, Xiao Peng didn't even know the use of those things, so let's put it there and use it.
What McAfee gave to Xiao Peng are several Neato automatic cleaning robots, which use the 360 constantly rotating RPS aurora positioning system to automatically clean the room. Xiao Peng likes this thing very much, more than what Emilia and her girlfriends gave Luxury goods are much stronger.
We all know that Xiao Peng likes animals, so it is not surprising to use animals as gifts. But Dashir gave Xiao Peng a camel. . . . . . What do Xiao Peng do? Go on a camel ride in the desert?
He gave Xiao Peng a pair of Arabian camels, commonly known as dromedaries, and the dromedaries in the China Dunhuang scenic spot are a kind of stuff! So it is not very rare.
However, these two camels are the descendants of the Riyadh camel beauty pageant champion, which can be regarded as a gift of Dahir's careful selection!
Riyadh, the capital of Saudi Arabia, is the largest camel trading market in the world. Thousands of camels are traded there every day, and there are also camel races, camel beauty contests, etc., and the prize money for the championship starts with millions of dollars. It’s normal to buy a camel for millions of people there--no one else understands the world of the rich.
But speaking of an interesting thing, they buy camels not only for competitions and beauty pageants, nor for transportation in the desert. The main reason is actually to eat. . . . . . The largest livestock trade between Somaliland and Saudi Arabia is to sell camels to satisfy the appetite of the Saudi people.
People in many desert areas have the habit of eating camel meat. They feel that camel meat is delicious and has low fat content. Not only meat, but even camel blood is not spared, and camel milk is their favorite, which is a good thing. The iron content in it is ten times higher than milk! Three times higher vitamins!
Because of this, Saudi Arabia’s camels are almost exhausted, and they can only import camels everywhere, such as Somaliland and Kangaroo Country.
Well, everything in Kangaroo Country used to be flooded. They brought this camel from Africa back then. It was used as a means of transportation. Later, when it was no longer needed, they put camels in the wild to reproduce on their own. As a result, camels also flooded. Now the government of Kangaroo country hires people to hunt camels and export them to Middle Eastern countries. The biggest customer is Saudi Arabia --- to sell them to eat.
This pair of camels must not be eaten, they can only be kept here. But Xiao Peng clapped his conscience and said: He really doesn't like this stuff!
When the two camels first arrived at Qianliyan, Yang Meng was still more interested and prepared to ride a camel. As a result, the camel slobbered!
This camelid has only three genera, namely dromedaries, bactrian camels, and alpacas. Well, they are commonly known as ‘grass and mud horses’. What these three brothers have in common is that they like to spit at people. If you are not in a beautiful mood, spit with people. And this thing is grumpy. When he gets angry, he bites and kicks and spit. Especially the saliva will spew out along with the undigested food in the stomach pouch, which is called a stink! This is something that even the zoo keepers are reluctant to approach.
This happened in Mexico. The breeder there fed the camel Coca-Cola every day, but did not feed it one day. As a result, the camel went crazy and cut the breeder to death by biting and kicking.
This camel’s mouth is not so good. It eats cacti, hay, and thorns and non-thorns in the desert all day long. Let this guy take a bite. It's really not something ordinary people can hold!
Yang Meng slobbered, and wanted to beat the two camels. Unexpectedly, these two camels were not good stubble, so he kicked and kicked them. One person and two camels started a Sanda match in Qianliyan. If Xiao Peng hadn’t rushed over in time, Yang Meng would have beaten these two guys to death. They were not convinced after being beaten, and kept fighting Yang Meng. The two guys had a fight with the honey badger and the wolverine.
Xiao Peng marked the two guys with Spirit Qi and then stopped. But Yang Meng made his saliva annoyed and even beat them. That's why Xiao Peng put the two camels here to hide.
Speaking of heart-wrenching words, Xiao Peng himself doesn't like this thing very much. Urinary blisters and urine are like pus, which is disgusting!
Well, this camel pee is a good thing in the eyes of some people. Bedouin herders in the Middle East have the habit of washing their hair with camel urine, and many women are even accustomed to washing their faces with roux urine. . . . . .
The former is understandable. After washing, the desert is severely lacking in water. It is commonplace not to wash your hair for dozens of days. Therefore, Bedouin herders have head lice, regardless of gender, and camel urine has a strong anti-lice effect. Function, so shampooing hair with camel urine is very suitable for them.
But washing your face with camel pee is unacceptable.
Many women over there believe that washing their faces with camel urine can make their skin smoother. Although the women there usually wear veiled veils, it does not mean that they do not love beauty!
Middle Eastern women actually look pretty good, with big beautiful eyes and a figure that can attract people's imagination. But if I think of some of them washing their faces with this pus-like camel urine. . . . . .
babble. . . . . . Psychological shadow! ,
McAfee asked curiously: "Xiao, don't tell me that you are bothered by this pair of camels. If you really don't like them, can you donate them to the zoo! I think there are still many zoos in your country that want this camel? Right?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I don't have a headache with these two things at all. On such a big island, I find a place to play on my own. This thing is durable and easy to feed. I don't need to worry about it at all."
McAfee blinked: "Is there any other gift that gives you a headache than this?"
Xiao Peng sighed and took McAfee to his wooden house by the sea. As soon as the two of them walked around the woods next to the warehouse, McAfee stopped and opened his mouth and froze in place. The scene before him made him speechless.
On the reef next to Xiao Peng's wooden house, there was a statue! This statue is at least ten meters high! The shape is that God opened his hands and looked down on the world, facing the sea in front of him. It is amazing that such a tall statue stands on the seashore.
"This is... Who is so creative to send you this stuff?" McAfee asked Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng sighed: "This is a gift from Francis. When it was delivered that day, a big ship came, and when I saw it, it shocked me. And it was Frederick Ou. A joint work by Gust Bartholdi and Gustave Eiffel. I didn’t want to refuse it without any reason. It was delivered together with the stone base!"
After hearing this, McAfee whistled: "Isn't this a very valuable statue? I always thought the two of them only worked together once, but I didn't expect that there would be another time here."
Bartholdi is a French-Italian artist who loves sculpture all his life; not to mention the Eiffel, the Eiffel Tower is his work. How did a sculpture play and a steel structure play together? They once teamed up to create a sculpture that can be described as ‘great’, the Statue of Liberty!
At that time, France wanted to give the gift of the centennial of the independence of the Stars and Stripes. This task was handed over to Bartodi. Bartodi took ten years to create the Statue of Liberty, and the internal steel structure was designed by Eiffel. , Eiffel became famous because of his participation in the design and production of the Statue of Liberty, and later he had the opportunity to design and build the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
McAfee looked at the tall statue of God and suddenly asked a question: "Xiao, such a good artwork is also a masterpiece. By the way, you are still Samuel. It is also very suitable to have such a statue of God on your island. , Why? Don't you like it?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "I like it very much, but I don't like it very much."
McAfee asked puzzledly: "What does this mean?"
Xiao Peng explained: "From the perspective of art, I really like this work. Bartodi is indeed a master. In large-scale art sculptures, it is the top-level existence, but the destruction lies in my'Samuel'. This status is now. Religion is indeed a good thing, which can make people calm and positive, but we have a saying in China, "Do not do to others what you do not want to do", don’t force others to do things that they don’t like. Yes. Religion is a good thing, but going to preach is more annoying. I don’t like plastic surgery. There are also reasons for this. It feels like forcing others to believe in religion.
McAfee smiled and said, "Well, I feel the same about this. The slightly larger churches in Los Angeles are all built by plastic surgery Chinese."
Nearly half of the believers in plastic surgery country! This is an amazing number. People often see people preaching on the streets there. Now many universities in plastic surgery countries are religious universities. For example, famous universities such as Yonsei University and Ewha Womans University exist in this way.
Xiao Peng sighed and said: "I don't want to force others to believe in religion. There is this thing standing here, plus my identity, I said that no one will believe me if I don't preach. Up."
He just finished talking and the walkie-talkie rang, it was Emilia: "My dear, Uncle Xiao asked you to fly to Sidao Town to pick up people. The elders of your hometown are here!"