Chapter 1146: Glorious and difficult task
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1810 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:03
As northerners, Xiao Peng and Yang Meng didn't actually know that there is still a terrible creature called fishtail sunflower on the earth. But when they were in Sansha, they saw this beautiful green plant, with large leaves, and clusters of green fruits and purples on it, which looked very beautiful.
Many cities in southern China have this fishtail sunflower as a green plant. It is very common in any park and green space.
The two of them had low hands at the time and went to pick some fruits of fishtail sunflower. . . . . . Both people have the heart to die!
This is the loss of not seeing.
In the south, this fishtail anemone has another name called ‘itchy fruit’. Squeeze a little juice from the fruit and apply it on the skin of someone else, no matter how good the relationship is, it will turn your face directly-it is better than sending him canned herring.
This thing wipes everyone crazy.
Xiao Peng had a little on his skin at the time, and it felt like a deep itching, no matter how much he scratched, it was of no use! And the itch is not itchy on the epidermis, it can even go under the skin! And it lasts a long time, itching for several days! Many people scratched the skin after touching itchy fruit! This shows its power!
For children who grew up in the South, if someone uses itching fruit when their classmates fight, it feels like a sudden use of nuclear weapons among countries! That is a life-killing existence!
Uh, by the way, in China where everything is available, profiteers have also discovered the benefits of this itchy fruit, because its core is pure white and there are irregular red lines on it. Everyone also holds this. The thing is made into bracelets of Buddha beads, which is called "Money Bodhi". God knows how those people make this thing into bracelets. If the juice on it touches people, it will be crazy.
And this ‘pig fur’ is even more awesome. Yang Meng said that this is an ‘enhanced version of fishtail sunflower’. No wonder Qian Congcong’s howling like this. This Nima will die!
Three quad bikes rushed all the way, and finally came to the "hot lake". The "hot lake" is really big. At first glance, I thought it came to the beach, and there was a "beach" next to it. . . . . .
Without saying a word, Yang Meng rushed to the edge of'Hot Lake' and put his hand in. He closed his eyes and let out a breath: "Comfortable!"
Xiao Peng asked, "Is it effective?"
"Of course! Throw Qian Congcong into the water!" Yang Meng waved at Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng helped Qian Congcong. Qian Congcong's eyes were swollen into a slit, and he couldn't see anything at all: "Brother Peng, I won't be blind, am I? Mengzi, you are murder! You are responsible... . I don't want to die yet!"
Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng with a speechless expression.
Yang Meng went straight back, grabbed Qian Congcong by the collar and threw him directly into the "hot lake".
Xiao Peng was taken aback. Now the surface of the hot lake was filled with smoke, which looked almost like boiling water. Don't cook Qian Congcong! Listen to the name, "Hot Lake"! It's scary at first!
As a result, Qian Congcong’s wailing did not come out in the imagination: "Mengzi, is the water hot?"
"It's not hot, it's at most 40 or 50 degrees. With such a scary name, it's not as hot as the hot springs on our island." Yang Meng said.
Krachev said: "Do you like hot springs? There is a 70-degree hot spring in the back. You can go there to soak!"
"Seventy degrees? Forget it? I'm not one of those old men taking hot soup baths. I think this will work!" Xiao Peng said, "Congcong, are you all right?"
Qian Congcong showed his head out of the water after hearing this: "Damn, Brother Peng, it's too deep! It's really good! Is this Nima OK?"
Xiao Peng nodded and said, "Nature is so magical... Are you sure you are all right?"
"Really good! It doesn't hurt or itchy anymore. I feel like I have just gone from to heaven. Brother Peng, why do you ask me that?" Qian Congcong asked curiously.
Xiao Peng shook his head desperately: "It's all right, it's all about you!"
How could he tell Qian Congcong that although he is not itchy anymore, his face is now swollen exactly like a pig's head!
"Pigskin" really deserves its reputation!
But this matter can’t be kept for long. When they set up the tent, Qian Congcong crawled out of the water. His clothes were soaked all over, and he didn’t bring any replacement clothes, so he needed to heat his clothes quickly. So I can only run into the tent. Take off your clothes and bake them by the campfire.
When he found his camera and was just about to take a shot, a scream came out: "Brother Peng, what's the matter with my face?"
"Krachev, what's the situation with him?" Xiao Peng was there, picking up dry wood with Krachev, he asked quietly.
Khracov shrugged after hearing this: "This is normal. The swelling of the skin must take some time to reduce the swelling, isn't it? Isn't it all right if he doesn't hurt or itchy? With all due respect, your friend used to be long. It's not so handsome, it looks much more handsome than before!"
Xiao Peng was stunned after hearing this: "Uh, Khracov, let me ask a question. Can you stand from the perspective of a bear country man, who is the most handsome of the three of us?"
Khracov looked at Xiao Peng. It's a bit embarrassing. Xiao Peng said: "It's okay to tell the truth, it doesn't matter!"
"Um, well, I don’t know what women think, but according to my point of view, Yang is a handsome man. His body shape and his face are especially like top supermodels! And that money Compared with you, your sir is similar in appearance, but he must be the worst because he is a little bit fatter." Krachev said.
Xiao Peng was dumbfounded, this Nima is too honest: "Wait, you said that we both look better now, he looks better than me? That's swollen into a pig's head, okay? You can still see him. Is the eye there? You say it is handsome? Not to mention Yang Meng, it is not a good thing at first glance, you say it is handsome?"
Emilia snickered and covered her mouth next to her, and Khracov’s words were so joyful!
"Of course! I am very concerned about the fashion circle, my sister is a designer. By the way, did you follow the INS of "VOGUE"? What is the name of your Chinese model they recently promoted? Gao Qizhen? Isn't that the representative of beauty? ?" Khracov asked rhetorically.
Xiao Peng slapped Khraceov on the head: "Sorry, I shouldn't have hit you, but I can't help it!"
He knows what Krachev said, that QIZHEN-GAO is a magic city girl, a new model launched by the world's top fashion magazine "VOGUE", who claims that she "has a unique attraction". Then, as soon as this female model was launched, it caused huge controversy in an instant.
In fact, most of the Chinese models released by the top fashion magazines are almost all made out of one model: high cheekbones, small eyes, Danfeng eyes, it is best to add a few freckles, then it is called "premium face", Huaxia There are still many people who continue to pursue it, but it's really impossible to clean up a person like Gao Qizhen who is so ugly to the point of freshness and vulgarity-how to say? That is a face that makes people look uncomfortable.
No way, this is the so-called aesthetic hegemony. In the fashion circle, such things are very common. They desperately promote what Chinese people find ugly, and then make other foreigners think that it is good-looking. Anyway, in the eyes of foreigners, this Chinese person needs to have a protruding nose, single eyelids, and a big head with high cheekbones.
Well, like Yang Meng, there is definitely something to eat when going to foreign mixed fashion circles!
Xiao Peng was almost out of anger after hearing Khracov’s words, Emilia laughed and straightened her back, Khracov held her head: "Sir, you told me to tell the truth, I have What's wrong?"
Xiao Peng took a deep breath to control his emotions, and forced a smile: "Yes, what you said is right! I am so stupid. I asked a foreigner about the appearance of Chinese people, so I found it myself! "
But this was just a small episode. It didn't take long for Qian Congcong to hold a handheld video camera and talk to himself to the screen for a while, and then photograph the surrounding scenery.
They took a mini gas cooker, pots and pans, and had a picnic next to the hot spring. Mainly grilled seafood, grilled meats and sausages. Krachev made coffee directly from the stream next to it. He ate and drank while soaking in the hot springs. It was not comfortable.
This is life!
But the happy time is always short, and Xiao Peng's phone rang as soon as they finished eating.
Speaking of this Kunasher Island, many things are very uncomfortable, want to watch TV? There are only three TV stations and the signal is still very poor; want to call a cell phone? No cell phone signal! Only satellite phones can be used to communicate. Well, you can experience a pure natural and pollution-free lifestyle here.
Xiao Peng answered the phone: "Hello? Who? I don't know how expensive satellite calls are?"
"Hey, boy, are you confident!" the voice came from over the phone.
Xiao Peng shrugged, "Grandpa Sun, it's no good for you to call me, why? Has Morowski's proposal come to fruition?"
Early this morning, he called Molosky back to China about the minerals that Morowski was going to cooperate with him, and asked them to discuss it themselves. This old grandson called himself, it must be related to this matter.
Sure enough, I heard Sun Lao say: "This thing can be done, but it is not convenient for the country to come forward!"
Xiao Peng was taken aback for a moment: "You mean to let me come forward? It's impossible, aren't you cheating me?"
Sun Laobai glanced at him: "When did I say that you came forward? We will set up a company in a private name! How simple things make you think so troublesome? Don't worry, you don't have to take any risks! "
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Then why are you looking for me?"
Old Sun said: "There is Professor Luan Xiwu by your side, right?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes! What's the problem?"
"That's great! Boy, now I'll give you a glorious and arduous task..." Old Sun was a little excited after hearing this.
Xiao Peng didn't want to interrupt Lao Sun's words directly: "Don't do it!"