Chapter 1174: Really smelly
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1904 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:06
Xiao Peng and the two chatted there, only to find that there was no sound on the radio for a long time.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Peng picked up the radio and called: "Hey, how about people?"
As a result, there was no other noise except communication noise.
After a while, his cell phone rang suddenly, and he picked up the call. It was Yang Meng who called.
"What's the situation? Why did you call me?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.
Yang Meng lazily said: "Just now, someone accidentally smashed their walkie-talkie. I spoke to the walkie-talkie for a long time, but there was no response, so I could only call you."
"Is everything settled?" Xiao Peng asked.
"Well, you just came to check and accept the spoils?" Yang Meng said cheerfully.
Xiao Peng's face was speechless: "Fart's spoils! This is not a war, what about Paul Watson? You bring him over and I have a chat with him."
"Uh, it can't be done. If you want to talk to him, you have to come over." Yang Meng said.
"Why? What did you do?" Xiao Peng widened his eyes.
"You'll know when you come here..." Yang Meng also sold Guanzi.
Xiao Peng hung up the phone and glanced at Qian Congcong: "Let's go, let's go and see!"
Qian Congcong's eyes widened: "Are you sure it will be safe there?"
"Don't worry, Yang Meng is working meticulously. He said that he can go there. That means he can go. But... ahem, this guy is habitually off line, I don't know what he did this time. Yaozi is here. Go and see! Wang Hu, prepare a lifeboat!" Xiao Peng arranged, after all, there is no helicopter take-off and landing platform on the'Bob Buck', and Qian Congcong does not have the ability to jump off the plane. . . . . .
When they boarded the'Bob Buck', Yang Meng had been there waiting for them for a long time. Seeing that they were about to board the ship, Yang Meng reached out from the ship's side to pull him, but Xiao Peng directly pushed him aside: "Fuck, stay away from me. Are you falling into the cesspool? You smell three miles away from the wind!"
Yang Meng said angrily: "These dare to use the stink bomb, the juice inside splashed me all over, and my scalp was numb because of the smell."
Xiao Peng pointed to Yang Meng and said, "You stay away from me. I am tingling my scalp when I smell your body! Look at Congcong..."
Qian Congcong was already retching while holding on to the wall. It's not to blame him, the smell of Yang Meng's body now is no different from that of crawling out of a cesspit.
"Well, where's Paul Watson? You didn't kill him, did you?" Xiao Peng began to feel a little nervous. Don't let Nima Yang Meng get rid of the bad smell and then go crazy. It would be no fun to kill people. .
Yang Meng waved his hand and said, "Am I such a violent person? I locked them up, right in the cockpit. Everyone is there."
Xiao Peng followed the direction of Yang Meng’s finger to the cockpit. When he saw that the door was closed and the windows were blocked inside, Xiao Peng had an ominous premonition. When he opened the door, Xiao Peng’s tears were smoked out by the stench coming from his face. : "Fuck, what does this Nima smell!" He quickly closed the door again, the smell was too horrible.
Yang Meng said of course: "These guys dare to smoke me with stinky bombs, and I will let them experience it for themselves. This is the legendary'self-inflicted and can't live'. Didn't you look for the old man named Paul Watson? He is inside, you go in and find him."
Xiao Peng desperately shook his head: "Forget it, I don't want to be a stinky person like you! I go, how many stink bombs did you throw in it? I just smelled it and felt that my nickname was lost. half."
Yang Meng said, "I didn't throw too much, I just threw six!"
Xiao Peng was silent for a while, and stretched out his thumb to Yang Meng: "You are ruthless!"
Qian Congcong finally stopped vomiting and said to Yang Meng, "Brother Mengzi, you are my eldest brother, can you stay away from me?"
"Damn, do you guys hate me?" Yang Meng ran directly to Qian Congcong and hugged Qian Congcong directly: "If you want to smell bad together! This is what makes you happy and enjoys the same thing!"
"Oh..." Qian Congcong was not retching this time, he really vomited. Yang Meng directly vomited all over.
Xiao Peng became happy: "This is called self-inflicted iniquity. You two should stay away from me! Special, let's go, I regret coming to this boat!"
Qian Congcong pointed to the cockpit and asked, "What do they do?"
Xiao Peng waved his hand and said: "Just to let them know what is self-sufficient, this is their way to deal with others, I just learn from it. Go back quickly, don't suffer here. Mengzi, what is that?"
Yang Meng said, "This is the chain launcher, which is used to wrap the propeller. I will wrap their propeller in a while."
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes, yes, you go quickly, you take Cong Cong to open your eyes, teach him how to entangle this, let him experience it too!"
Yang Meng nodded: "Okay, don't vomit so much, go have fun with me!"
Watching Yang Meng drag Qian Congcong away, Xiao Peng went straight back to the lifeboat: "Wang Hu, hurry up and run."
Wang Hu was taken aback: "I don't care about Mengzi and Qian Congcong?"
"Fart, the two of them smelled of stinky bombs, and they all seemed to crawl out of a dung pit. Would you let them be with us? That smell can kill people!" Xiao Peng said to Wang Hu: "Okay, run quickly!"
This'Bob Barker' couldn't stay. Xiao Peng felt stinky after returning to his ship. When Yang Meng and Qian Congcong came back in the lifeboat on the Bob Barker, Xiao Peng I still felt that I couldn't hold the taste, so I just let the two of them take off their clothes on the lifeboat before they can board the boat ------ Xiao Peng is still very kind, let Fang Jing and the other female doctor hide away.
Fortunately, Yang Meng said that Qian Congcong returned to the boat with his nose and tears in the cold. After the two men washed for more than an hour, they finally appeared in front of others.
The two of them don’t smell anymore. To be precise, they not only don’t smell, they smell very good! Especially Qian Congcong, God knows he sprayed a few catties of perfume, and he could smell the perfume from a few meters away.
"Brother Peng, you are not righteous!" Qian Congcong said bitterly, "You just ran away by yourself."
Xiao Peng said cheerfully: "Are you worried about me now? Why don't you worry about the video you shot and don't stream it."
Qian Congcong was shocked after hearing this: "Damn! I forgot about it!"
His camera shoots the whole process and then automatically uploads it to the cloud space, which was all taken when he boarded the boat with his bare butt.
"Huh? Mengzi, why aren't you nervous? You have also photographed it!" Qian Congcong asked Xiao Peng with a look of indifferent curiosity.
Yang Meng looked smug: "Let them see, my figure is there, men are jealous when they look, and women see their hearts."
Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right. You just need to change your face. Believe me, if women in our country see your face clearly, they won't have any desire for XING."
Yang Meng's eyes widened: "You are jealous, I used to have so many girls!"
"Cut, is there anyone who doesn't spend money?" Xiao Peng retorted, "You are the same as Qian Congcong in this respect."
Qian Congcong's eyes widened: "Why did I lie down with the gun? It has nothing to do with me, okay? Brother Peng, there will be nothing wrong on the boat, right?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "What can they do? Isn't it just a smelly bomb? That thing has no effect on the human body except for the smelly smell. You have to know that the human sense of smell has a characteristic called adaptability. When you first enter a room from the outside, you will definitely feel that there is a smell in the room, but you will get used to it after a few seconds. The same goes for smelling the smell, and they will be fine after they get used to it."
"Can you get used to that smell?" Qian Congcong didn't believe Xiao Peng's words.
Xiao Peng happily said, "I think it should be possible? No way, no way?"
Qian Congcong sighed: "You are too cruel, right? Just leave them alone?"
Xiao Peng nodded and said, "I am not you. You received Western education since childhood and grew up in the West. You have a big vision, but I turned out to be a small person. Without you, I have a big picture of the world. Anyway, in my eyes, who is wrong? I’m Huaxia, I’ll do it, and no one dares to say bad things about Huaxia in front of me. Even if I succeed, don’t look at me like that. This is the patriotic way of a small person like me."
Qian Congcong scratched his head: "Brother Peng, are you burying me? If I have the skills of you people, I would dare to smash anyone! But they are really fine like this? Their propellers are entangled, and the radio communication is broken. No, it won't kill people, will it?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Don't worry, there is an AIS ship system on board, they must also have satellite phones, and they will find someone to rescue them."
Qian Congcong said: "I am not worried about this. I am worried that if we do this, will they call the police?"
Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "They have used these methods many times. Paul Watson has been in prison in Norway and arrested in Germany, and he is still on the wanted list of the Japanese nation. It is pretty good that I didn't send them to the Japanese nation. The law of their Maple Leaf Kingdom has always ignored him. If I dare to impose double standards on me, I will send them directly to the country of Japan. Then he will not want to get out of prison alive!"
"Then why don't you send him to Wa country now?" Qian Congcong asked curiously.
Xiao Peng started the boat: "Because they can add blockage to the Wa country! Isn't this reason enough? Look at these guys, they have sunk more than a dozen whaling ships in the Wa country over the years. These two are not good things anyway. , How fun is it to keep them biting the dog?"
Yang Meng took over the driving of the boat: "Cong Cong, aren't you afraid of things? As the top rich second generation of China, how do you look forward to things? The principle of us people is: don't cause trouble but don't be afraid of things. Some people come to trouble and die. Press inside, and he will never find the wrong place again!"
"But this is a foreign country, not our China..." Qian Congcong was still a little worried.
Xiao Peng glared: "What's wrong with foreigners? Foreigners should learn to be more polite! Can't learn? It doesn't matter, I beat them so well!"