Chapter 1177: What kind of neurosis, right?
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1846 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:07
"Oh, don't be nervous, I can't be stupid to take out a weapon at you in this situation." Xiao Peng said cheerfully.
Xiao Peng took out his Centurion Card: "Congcong, Mengzi, take out yours too, these guys will recognize this."
Yang Meng and Qian Congcong didn't understand what he meant, but they still brought out their centurion Ka Liang in front of Henderson.
"Captain Henderson, I am a relatively kind-hearted person, so I still want to remind you that your behavior may cause you huge trouble. Do you want to understand?" Xiao Peng said to him: "You Are you sure you want to do something that you regret for the moment you lose your mind?"
Henderson looked at the three Centurion Cards in front of him a little bit stunned. The three Chinese men all had Centurion Cards that represented wealth in the Stars and Stripes ------ rich people are not easy to mess with! This is common all over the world, especially in the star-stripe country. This is a paradise for the rich. Rich can do whatever they want.
But people are always easy to lose their minds when they are angry. Henderson pointed to the "Cross Seas": "Go up and search for me!"
"Wait a minute!" Xiao Peng suddenly pointed to one of the soldiers: "He can't go up!"
"Why?" Henderson's eyes widened.
Xiao Peng pointed to his nose: "I don't want to let a person carrying a hemp on my boat. My nose is very sensitive. The smell of hemp on this person can be smelled three kilometers away from me. ! Bringing da-ma to fight drugs, can I think you are trying to frame me or is there a problem in your team?"
"What?" Henderson was taken aback.
Xiao Peng pointed to the soldier's right pocket and said, "Right pocket, take it out and take a look. Congcong, don't forget to take it!"
Qian Congcong took the phone and patted the soldier. Captain Henderson looked back at the soldier: "Sergeant Aldridge, take out the things in your pocket!"
The soldier hesitated for a moment, but took out a small plastic bag from his pocket with marijuana in it.
Xiao Peng grinned and said: "I know this stuff seems to be illegal with you, you guys, soldiers can carry this stuff on missions, but in China, this is a big crime, so you want to get on board to perform official duties. It’s okay, but I’m going to check on the shore. People with illegal drugs on them can’t board the ship. Can this be done?
Henderson's face turned red and white. They are soldiers. Okay, you can't bring this stuff! Looking at the phone in Qian Congcong's hand, he gritted his teeth: "Okay!"
Xiao Peng made a gesture of asking, standing on the ship’s side to check the people on board one by one. Qian Congcong watched all this with joy, and said, "You are really good! Let these Star-Stripe Nation soldiers be honest. Under inspection!"
Xiao Peng shook his head and said: "It's not that I'm really good, it's the function of the centurion cards of the three of us. Three centurion cards are put together. No matter how popular they are, they don't dare to go too far. You don't understand the star-stripe country. The rich bird is big!"
"It's not just the Stars and Stripes Nation? It's the same all over the world!" Qian Congcong smiled: "Say these Stars and Stripes Nation soldiers are really powerful, there are so many with marijuana?" This is already stopping twenty. There are many soldiers who want to board the ship.
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Did you feel that your smoking craving has improved a lot during the time on the boat? It's boring at sea. We can also play games together. Other boats don't have so much enjoyment. Especially Fishing boats, in the fishing season, in order to catch more fish, all fishermen are almost spinning. Maybe the fish will come after a short rest. What should I do if they are trapped at that time? Almost all fishermen are smoked. Guns, there are a lot of suckers here. If you really understand the life of fishermen, you will find that life at sea is not as interesting as you think."
Qian Congcong curled his lips and said, "Brother Peng, with our attitude, they won't cause damage on the ship after they board the ship, right?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "It will definitely be."
"Then you still let them on board?" Qian Congcong was puzzled.
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "It's a pity that our boat is not someone else's boat. They do damage? There is a price to pay. Thank you for this!"
Qian Congcong curiously asked: "What do you mean?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the camera and said, "When they went to check on other ships, there were not so many cameras on board!"
Before long, Captain Henderson came back with a group of soldiers and saw Xiao Peng coldly snorted: "Our routine inspection is complete! There is no problem on your ship! Thank you for your cooperation in the inspection, now we can go! "
Xiao Peng stretched out his hand: "Don't tell me, what are you doing in such a hurry? Now my problem is gone, your problem is here!"
"What do you mean?" Captain Henderson widened his eyes. "Dare you threaten the soldiers of the Star Striped Nation?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "It's not a threat, I just want to remind you, what do you guys see?" He pointed in several directions on the boat.
Henderson was dumbfounded: "Are you a lunatic? What are you doing with so many cameras on board?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "I said, this time we are on a scientific expedition voyage. Since it is a scientific expedition voyage, everything must be recorded, right? Just like everything you did on my ship just now was recorded. Come down, oh, including the fact that so many soldiers were driven off the ship with big hemp have been recorded."
"You..." Henderson winked at the people next to him. These video materials cannot be leaked out. When they were searching on the ship just now, he deliberately vented himself a little bit.
Xiao Peng waved his hand and said: "I suggest that you don't think about destroying these video materials. I don't know if you know the so-called'cloud space'? After all, working conditions on the ship are very difficult, in order to ensure that the video materials we shoot are not damaged. , We are uploading online instantly. You can now smile at the camera to make sure you feel better when you see yourself online. Mengzi, what is the name of the FBI official who sent you to the'ADX' prison? ?"
"Isn't Qiao Jason? What's the matter?" Yang Meng asked.
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Qiao Jason said that his biggest regret was that he snatched our case from the Department of Homeland Security (NSA) that year, so that the people of the Department of Homeland Security kept reading the jokes, and now he can finally find his place. Now, he would be happy to help us with this matter. Do you still have his phone number?"
Yang Meng said: "Of course! I have been thinking about how to send him to the ADX prison."
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Call him first, he is definitely interested in knowing what happened today."
Yang Meng shrugged: "Does he remember who I am? How can I tell him?"
Xiao Peng patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, he can remember you even if you turn to ashes! He loves you deeply!"
Watching the two chatting for a long time, Qian Congcong asked curiously: "What are you talking about? Why are you so happy?"
Henderson was also curious and asked: "How did I hear that you guys are talking about'NSA''ADX''FBI'?" He is now thinking about how to solve the troubles here, and it is finally because of'political correctness'. The reason for climbing up to the position of the captain of the lieutenant colonel, but why does it seem to suddenly get into trouble? Seeing Xiao Peng and a few people say this Chinese with a relaxed expression, he became even more nervous.
Xiao Peng thought for a while, and explained in English: "Uh, it is like this. Back then, something happened when we were in Arizona. The FBI in your country saw that it was a big case that was in the limelight and tried every means to get it from the NSA. I snatched this case, but it turned them into dismay. I think you, as a military force under the NSA, must know this, right?"
"You are... Xiao!" Henderson was shocked, but he was also dark in color anyway, no one could tell.
Xiao Peng said cheerfully: "Ah, you know me! Paul Watson didn't tell you who I was, so you gave him his head? I have been advising you just now, so that you don't make yourself regret for the moment you lose your mind. Things. You don’t listen to me! I’m really sorry. After the matter was resolved, FBI’s Joe Jason kept telling me that he regretted falling into that case and let the NSA read the joke. I think they are now I really like to see NSA jokes. Congratulations, you gave them the opportunity. Mengzi, call Joe Jason. Such a fun thing requires everyone to play together!"
Yang Meng took out the satellite phone and was about to make a call. Henderson quickly reached out and held him down, and smiled at Xiao Peng, "Mr. Xiao...No, no, Mr. Samuel! Don't worry, Samson. Sir, don't worry about calling!"
Xiao Peng said cheerfully, "Yeah? Did you really recognize me?"
Henderson smiled and said: "Of course, I have watched the video of you fighting the angels of countless times, and you are my idol! But... my face blindness! We are. Can this matter be resolved privately? You regard it as satisfying a little bit of your loyal fans' request? Well, if this matter is myself, I will admit this mistake, but these people on our ship are innocent, they all To support the family, you can’t let so many people lose their jobs because of this. You are in the name of Samuel, and I beg you to give us a chance."
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Let's do it, I'll give you a chance. I don't know what damage you have done on my boat. In this way, you can pay the price.
Henderson let out a sigh of relief: "Mr. Samuel, you are a kind person. We just broke some dishes accidentally during the kitchen inspection. That is easy to pay."
Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "If that's the case, that's great. I forgot to tell you. All the utensils used in my ship's kitchen are antique porcelain and the price is not expensive. One is more than five thousand US dollars. It's not a pitfall. You can go to any antique appraisal expert in the Stars and Stripes country to appraise it. If it's not for me, you don't have to pay for it!"
After Henderson heard that he could put an egg in his mouth-all the porcelain in the galley on the boat was antique?
Are you crazy?