Chapter 1181: Old friends come
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 2451 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:08
Have all the wine in "Bailugang" been drunk? Isn't this scary?
Xiao Peng looked at the girls on the sofa in the bar, and he sighed. It's not easy for these girls to make money. Don't drink one or two to death!
Yang Meng was going out again, Xiao Peng asked him, "What are you going to do? That's a business jet. God knows who is here. Can I buy wine for you?"
Yang Meng shook his head and said, "I'll go to the people from the Coast Guard and ask them if there is any alcohol left."
Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Would you like to shave your face? We are creditors now and we must have the dignity of creditors."
Segna came over and smiled: "Otherwise, I'll go to other islands to buy some wine. Hell, the wine you drank in two days has caught up with my annual sales. But I still have six hours at the earliest. To come back. Can you wait for me?"
Xiao Peng just wanted to say no, but the door was pushed open: "I have wine here, do you want to drink?" A bearded man walked in with two bottles of wine in his hand.
"Emm? Why are you here?" Xiao Peng looked at the visitor with a smile of joy: "Don't say, you look so cool with your beard!"
Yang Meng nodded and answered, "Yes, it looks like a gorilla!"
Eminem was very happy at first, and his smile froze upon hearing Yang Meng's words: "Yang, I just can't beat you. If I can beat you, you must beat you!"
Xiao Peng patted Eminem on the shoulder: "Believe me, you are not the only one who thinks like you."
"Xiao!" Another group of people walked in outside the door: "This weather, why is it raining so much suddenly?"
"Es Cube! Fifty points! Taylor! Jin! Zhuo Dandeng...Why are you all here?" Xiao Peng widened his eyes to see the visitor.
Escuber said cheerfully: "I want to thank you for your question. You saved me a lot of lawyer fees! They were all notified by me, aren't they all your friends?"
Fifty points smiled and said: "Tough guy! Don't listen to him. This guy told us to share the flight expenses together. You don't know how stingy he is!"
Escobe's eyes widened: "What are you talking nonsense? Did I ask you to pay for the plane? Come on! You gave me the plane fee!"
Fifty minutes shrugged: "Everyone on earth knows that I'm broke!"
Once he finished speaking, countless middle fingers appeared before his eyes. It's true that he is bankrupt. What's so special is that he is not willing to pay compensation for a lawsuit. His life after bankruptcy was more comfortable than that of 99% of the people on earth!
Zhuo Dan and Deng Kuankuan walked in front of Xiao Peng, hugged Xiao Peng, and said to Xiao Peng with a grieving expression: "How can you treat me this way? I'm still waiting for you to propose to me. I saw you. After the marriage proposal video, my heart was broken, I cried for a long time!"
After hearing this, Taylor Swift came over: "It should be me!"
Xiao Peng cried and said, "Please! Don't you two molesting me? Tyler, aren't you with Joe Alvin? Are you going to write songs for your 85th ex-boyfriend? And Zhuo Dan Isn’t it good for you to use your spirit of teasing me on taking care of your children? How good is Jin?
Kim Kardashian laughed'pouch' after hearing this: "No, no, no, you only need to propose to me now, and I will divorce Kanye directly. You made the proposal that every woman will envy when she sees it. Gigi You quarreled with Kendall because of this, and Carly Klaus cried."
Xiao Peng covered his face: "Forget it, you can forgive me. Don't you think I don't pay attention to you, okay? Kendall and basketball star Griffin are not with Ben Simmons after they broke up? Gigi Gian Needless to say, changing her boyfriend status is faster than changing clothes; Carly Kraus? I don't want her husband and wife to trouble me..."
Who is the old wife of KK? Arp!
Kim Kardashian smiled and said: "Why, you are not afraid that her wife will trouble you? You know, there is no secret between your girlfriends."
Xiao Peng blushed after hearing this. Doesn't Ivanka know what secrecy is? Can such a thing be said nonsense?
Seeing Xiao Peng like this, Kim Kardashian struck the railroad while it was hot: "Do you believe it or not? If you regret marriage now, there will be countless people pursuing you backwards! You see everyone has a boyfriend, but that doesn't mean anything. Only you are our favorite."
She said that Xiao Peng was even more embarrassed-she loves a ghost the most, you will blame it if you believe it!
Eminem was kind, and stood up to relieve Xiao Peng’s embarrassment: "Okay, Jin, how many times have you been to Huaxia? Oh, just once, right? And all of you, almost never. Just like Xiao Peng, do you think Xiao Peng can believe it? Why? Do you still think that if Xiao Peng really marries you, you will live in the Star-Stripe Kingdom? You didn’t understand the country where Xiao lived. What international jokes are you making?"
Kim Kardashian was taken aback: "Why don't you live in Stars and Stripes? How nice is New York? The world's financial centers. You see so many rich Chinese people go to Stars and Stripes.
Eminem shook his head and said, "None of you know about China. I have been there many times. It is a completely different country from ours. But believe me, the China you know from the media is not the same as the real China. It’s a country that you’ll fall in love with as long as you stay for a month or two. I love it there anyway. Besides, you said that rich Chinese people all go to Star Stripe Country? Please, look at the top Chinese rich people, who else will immigrate to Star Stripe China? China’s development is beyond your imagination."
"So good?" Kim Kardashian doubted.
Eminem nodded: "The most important thing is: Their philosophy is very different from ours. The relationship between men and women is very important to them. Of course, there are also women who can do their best. After all, the population base is so large, but it is true. When it comes to marriage, the word "loyalty" is very important. You change boyfriends so quickly. Hey, it's strange that Xiao Neng chose you!"
Kim Kardashian was not happy after hearing this: "Emm, what do you mean by this?"
Eminem smiled and said: "Don't get me wrong, I just said that the national conditions are different. Most Chinese people are very responsible. They think that going to bed is a sacred thing, and men and women have a high chance of getting married after going to bed."
After hearing this, Kim Kardashian asked Xiao Peng with a puzzled look: "You Chinese are too casual, right? Are you going to get married when you go to bed several times?"
Xiao Peng covered his face, Huaxia people also have similar doubts, right? In the eyes of Huaxia people, you foreigners are too casual, and you can go to bed after you meet a few times? This is because of different national conditions, right?
Fortunately, Escobe stood up and did not let the question continue: "Xiao, why don't you go to the Stars and Stripes to find us? Many friends miss you very much, but because the time is not suitable, only a few of us will come. Is there anything delicious? We are all starving to death!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Yes, let me introduce to you, this is the owner of this bar, Segna, her craftsmanship is still very good. You coax her, let her make you short-tailed hawks, That smell has a special flavor. Segna, these are..."
"Ah..." Segnato screamed: "Taylor! Eminem! Fifty points! Escobe! King! I am your fan! Can we take a picture together?"
Well, Zhuo Dandeng was ignored very gorgeously--compared to these few, her popularity is a bit low. After all, more men pay attention to supermodels.
Xiao Peng looked speechless and coughed twice and said, "Segna, is it okay to keep your image? They are my friends and won't leave right away. Let's feed them all day first?"
Segna recovered and nodded desperately: "No problem, no problem! I'll go! Vio! Vio! Bring the short-tailed hawk, don't forget to prepare the oven!" After finishing speaking, she ran back quickly. room.
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "This is a girl who is usually cool at home. I am happy to be a little girl when I see you. Okay, don't stand here, hurry up and sit down. But if you want to drink, just go and sit. , The wine here has been drunk."
Eminem took out the two bottles of wine in his hand: "It seems that it is a very wise thing for me to bring my collection of'ring' 35-year whiskey this time. But isn't this a bar? How come there is no wine? Oh, Shett! What happened here?"
They saw that there were already a bunch of people lying in the room.
Zhuo Dandeng said with a grudge on his face: "Xiao, you are dishonest. It turns out that you have replaced the old with a new one. There are so many girls here to accompany you. You have forgotten all of us!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "They want to get drunk, so this is the result!"
He absolutely can’t admit that this was his own drunkenness, because he lost his morals once after drinking, and messed up with a large group of girls, including the three of whom he was at today. He dare to say that he had a thousand drinks. Are you drunk? Wouldn't they think that they were deliberately pretending to be drunk to mess with them? This is absolutely unacceptable!
Fortunately, he and Mengzi have been in a relationship for many years, and they can be regarded as close-hearted. Yang Meng's face has a lonely expression of a master, plus the image comparison Yang Meng left for them. . . . . . So Eminem still believed Xiao Peng's words.
Eminem smiled bitterly: "Then do we have a place to sit? This room is already like a corpse."
Xiao Peng looked at the mess in the room, and really couldn't deal with others. Xiao Peng thought for a while: "Or go sit on my boat?"
"That's OK, it's better than holding back here!" Eminem said.
Xiao Peng yelled: "Segna, don't work on you and Weiou, go to my boat, and I will let the chef cook Chinese food for you!"
Segna stretched out her head from the kitchen and looked around: "Vio, you stay and watch the bar, I'll go to Xiao's boat!"
"Oh!" Vio's muffled voice came from the kitchen.
. . . . . .
"Xiaoqiu! Your craftsmanship is great now! I'm going to catch up with Xiao!" After all, Eminem had been in Qianliyan and was familiar with the people on Xiao Peng's boat, and greeted Xiaoqiu enthusiastically.
Xiaoqiu shook his head: "How can it be, my cooking skills are too far behind the boss. You guys talk here first!" After speaking, he left.
Zhuo Dandeng's eyes widened: "I heard you right? He said that your cooking skills are better than him? Swear to God, this is the best steak I have ever eaten."
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "This steak is too far apart. After all, it has been on the boat for a long time. We Chinese people eat pork as the staple food, but not much beef."
"I don't want to eat such delicious beef? Oh my God!" Zhuo Dandeng said exaggeratedly.
Kim Kardashian said with a smile: "I have seen Xiao cook once, it is simply art."
Eminem added: "It tastes more like art."
Xiao Peng tilted his head and looked at Escobe: "So, you are here to intercede Captain Henderson?"
Escobe’s head shook like a rattle: "I interceded him? I caused trouble to my good brother and caused more than 1.3 million US dollars in damage. Can I intercede with him? Possible thing! I'm just looking for an excuse to come over and gather with old friends. What do you mean? Why didn't I go to the mainland to play with us when I arrived in Star-Tangled Country, and I ran to this place where rabbits don't shit? At that time, the plane almost dared not land and saw a large group of seabirds!"
Xiao Peng laughed: "I am here this time for a scientific investigation, to investigate the seabed topography of the waters west of the Aleutian Islands."
"...What do you mean? Why have you started to do scientific research again?" After hearing Xiao Peng's words, everyone was a little speechless.
"Does life consist of tossing? How can you prove that you are alive without tossing?" Xiao Peng replied with a smile.
Escuba raised his thumb: "Brilliant! Xiao, when do you plan to get married? There must be an invitation from me then?"
"Of course, you are all my good friends!" Xiao Peng smiled.
Yang Meng's eyes widened: "Hey, you are too old! What about me? I want to get married too!"
"What?" After hearing Yang Meng's words, everyone was taken aback: "You can get married too?"
"What do you mean?" Yang Meng was anxious: "I have children! I just didn't have a wedding!"
Kim Kardashian slapped her chest exaggeratedly: "God, I thought you would never get married in this life!"
Eminem said: "I didn't think you wouldn't get married, but I thought you would marry that polar bear."
"Or with fitness equipment!" Fifty points added.
Yang Meng was completely speechless: "Hey, do you believe I really beat you up?"
Kim Kardashian smiled and said: "You want to beat Eminem and fifty points, I'm a woman and you are willing to beat me?"
"Um, I'm already married anyway, women other than my wife should be beaten or beaten." Yang Meng replied.
After listening to Yang Meng's words, everyone laughed together.
Xiao Peng was thinking, "Es Cube, according to you, Qiao Jason also knows about this?"
"Yeah! What's the matter?" Escuba asked puzzledly.
Xiao Peng thought about it: "How do I think he will come too?"
Yang Meng laughed after hearing Xiao Peng's words: "What is he here for? Don't you ask if he dares to come?"
As a result, as soon as his voice fell off, Xiaoqiu ran over: "Boss, a group of black suits came outside to see you, and they said their name is Joe Jason. You'll know after listening.
ps: Lao Yang convicted him of acute enteritis and pulled out the water. . . . . . Still three shifts. . . . . .
Then Lao Yang asked shamelessly. Seeing that when Lao Yang did not forget the code word, he asked for a monthly pass. Now double the monthly pass!
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