Chapter 1189: What a big melon
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1880 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:09
"Emm, who did you contact just now?" On the helicopter, Xiao Peng asked Eminem a question to ease the tension in the cabin.
Eminem shrugged and said: "I contacted Matthew Lee. We once participated in a talk show together."
Xiao Peng was stunned: "You said Matthew Lee? Is it the Matthew Lee I know?"
Eminem shrugged: "Which Matthew Lee could be? That's Matthew Lee!"
Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "Wow, someone was bothering to fight, and I even found Ma Zhuangzhan... If you say that your spokesperson today is not John Kobe, right? That's fun again."
Eminem took out his phone and checked it out: "Damn, it's really John Kobe, it's lively! This time the target is Shanahan!"
Xiao Peng took a breath: "Fuck, someone is really in trouble."
Ma Zhaodi is the nickname that Chinese people gave to Star Stripe reporter Matthew Li. Well, some people call him Uncle Ma.
He is not a high-ranking official, just a reporter from the Star Associated Press.
But in the global team of reporters, the Star Associated Press is definitely the most powerful. There is no one in this world who can silence the spokesperson of the Stars and Stripes State Council. If there is, it must be a reporter from the Star Associated Press, and the outstanding representative of this is Uncle Ma.
Uncle Ma is a senior reporter from the Star Associated Press. His mission is to be stationed in the State Council of the Stars and Stripes for a long time, specializing in attacking Western governments on international issues.
In this regard, the spokesperson of the State Council of the Stars and Stripes, John Kobe, has a deep understanding, and he is the one who is unlucky almost every time.
For example, on the issue of Southeast Asian countries turning to China, John Kobe said that there is no factual basis. Southeast Asia is still on the side of the Stars and Stripes, and Matthew Li went directly to the past. People in Southeast Asia are clearly on China’s side now, you. Isn't it nonsense? John Bryant asked Matthew Lee to give an example, and Matthew Lee said without hesitation: Philippines. John Kobe dismissed it, isn't this the only one? Matthew Li Li directly said, oh, then there are Laos, Cambodia, Malaysia, etc. John Bryant retorted "there are many countries in the Asia-Pacific", Matthew Li directly popularizes science: There are only ten countries in ASEAN. It is also said that only the Philippines among the seven allies of the Stars and Stripes is in Southeast Asia, but now the Philippines is with China. . . . . . John Kobe did not come directly to Taiwan.
The Stars and Stripes State accused China of militarizing China in the South China Sea. As a result, Matthew Lee directly said, ‘The Stars and Stripes State sends large warships and military aircraft to the South China Sea. Isn’t this considered militarization?"
Back then, China sent military aircraft to participate in rescue missions. Bryant said that China used military aircraft for rescue purposes for ‘other purposes’. Matthew Li directly said: Didn’t the Stars and Stripes use military aircraft for rescue?
And Matthew Lee and John Kobe are not once or twice. On the Internet, even a good person recorded a ‘Matthew’s first episode of Kobe’s first episode, second episode, third episode. . . . . . ’
Of course, Uncle Ma is not only stunned by Kobe, but to be precise, he is stunned by anyone who has a problem with the speech, but Kobe's shot rate is a bit high. Just like when the spokeswoman Elizabeth Trudeau accused China of ‘excessive claims of the sovereignty of the South China Sea’, Matthew Li directly criticized ‘who made this excessive? Trudeau was taken aback and replied, "This is consistent with the "United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea". Matthew Lee said directly: None of the Stars and Stripes have joined the "United Nations Law of the Sea"!
Someone discovered that Uncle Ma’s grandfather’s father was from Huaxia, and he was one of the earliest Chinese students studying abroad, named Li Enfu. This can be seen from his surname, but he is really not just ‘speaking for China’s,’ all his questions are from the right angle and truth-seeking, regardless of whether they are facing Xiong, Syria, or Wei. . . . . . As long as there is a problem, he is stunned.
Xiao Peng's evaluation of him is: This is a journalist with professional ethics and conscience.
And Eminem just said that Uncle Ma’s goal this time is Shanahan, which is interesting.
Several consecutive Boeing 737MAX accidents have caused the aviation giant Boeing’s global grounding reputation to plummet, but it’s okay in the Stars and Stripes. The important reason here is to contact the Stars and Stripes as the agent of the State-Defense-Ministry-Changsha Nahan related.
This Shanahan had only experience of working in one company before he became deputy minister in 2017, and that was Boeing! There are many people from Boeing who have been in politics. The Minister of Commerce of the Stars and Stripes and the former chief of staff of the president are all from Boeing.
Since Shanahan joined Boeing in 1986, he has participated in numerous projects, both for civilian and military purposes. (Boeing is also a large weapon supplier in the Stars and Stripes. They have a "Boeing Integrated Defense Group", whether it is V-22 Osprey or CH-47 Chinook and AH64D Apache helicopters, including mid-ground defense Systems, airborne laser weapon systems, F-15 fighter jets, etc. are Boeing’s main profitable projects), and he did a good job. With a little bit of
lean production
, he will be responsible for any project that is in trouble. He was given the nickname "Mr. Repair" and was eventually promoted to the position of vice president of Boeing. Later, he entered the State Defense Department of the Stars and Stripes after entering politics.
After Shanahan came to power, he did not forget his old club. He always supported Boeing and attacked Lockheed Martin, Boeing's rival in the arms industry. Therefore, the global grounding of the Boeing 737MAX became a ‘hypothesis’ when it reached the Stars and Stripes, and it was a ‘sordid means’ used by Boeing’s competitors to ‘attack Boeing’.
Now it's good, and another Boeing 737MAX fell down. It is also the plane of the airline of the Star Striped Nation. It's lively now!
Not only Boeing, but also the Ministry of National Defense and Defense: Didn’t your acting minister say that the Boeing 737 MAX is okay? What does your Coast Guard use? Why didn't I go to the police? What should I do over there now?
All in all, there is already a mess of porridge over Hua Sheng Dun.
Shanahan has not forgotten to endorse Boeing. First of all, we are still not sure whether there is a plane crash; second, even if the plane crashed, we can’t be sure that it’s the plane problem. We can only wait until the black box. Only after I came out, there were results; the last point, regarding the situation on the coast guard side, we don't know what happened, and we will talk about it when we contact the coast guard side. . . . . . .
Of course, he looks tough enough, but he is actually more nervous than anyone else! If this matter is not resolved, his career will come to an end! Poorly he has been a ‘agent’ for a year, and finally he turned up quickly, and it turned out. . . . . .
Hey, what else is "Mr. Repair", how can this be repaired?
Someone is excited about this.
Who? Shanahan's opponent in politics! Those military industry interest groups did not seize this opportunity to counterattack? That's really an idiot!
So it happened to be at the base of the Southern Coast Guard in Alaska, preparing to bring Paul Watson and other crew members of the'Bob Barker' back home for trial FBI officials received a new task-investigating why the Coast Guard received the call Reasons not to rescue.
The person in charge of this matter is not someone else, but Xiao Peng’s old acquaintance, Joe Jason-Christopher has returned to the Virginia headquarters. And when Joe Jason saw Hook, he was shocked. Why did this guy faint? Someone sneaked into the base and attacked him? That's a big deal!
Just as the base ambulance staff hurriedly carried Hook onto the stretcher, he suddenly woke up.
"I... What's wrong with me? Where are we going?" He just woke up, still a little confused.
"Report sir, you passed out just now, and we are preparing to take you to the hospital!"
"Oh, I fainted..." Hook was still a little stunned, why did I faint?
Joe Jason, who was on the side, also asked this question after seeing it: "Sir Hook, how did you faint? Did you encounter an attack?"
Hook looked at Joe Jason and others in a suit: "Who are you? Why don't you wear a military uniform and a suit?"
Joe Jason was taken aback: "I'm Joe Jason of the FBI, we have met."
"Oh, it's you, what do you want to do with me?" Hook frowned in confusion.
"That's right, my chief asked me to investigate why the Coast Guard did not respond to the crash warning!" Joe Jason replied.
Hearing what Joe Jason said, Hook patted his forehead. Damn! He remembered why he fainted! He hurriedly turned over to get up, but it was a stretcher, he turned around and fell heavily to the ground.
"Sir!" Everyone didn't know what he was going crazy, so they quickly helped him up.
This Hook had a face, but at this moment he couldn't care about anything, and ran towards the police center!
The others wondered what he was going crazy, but they still had to follow along. It's a good job to come to the base's police center. You don't have to do anything every day. Just answer the phone. It's the easiest job in the entire base.
Everyone wants to work here, but just think about it--the people here are arranged by Hook, and his wife is here.
Doesn't the fertilizer flow into outsiders' fields?
As a result, when they arrived at the police center and opened the door, everyone was dumbfounded. Four men and one woman were fighting together in their bare butts. The four men were dumbfounded when Hook came in.
It was the woman who was still there with her eyes closed and enjoying herself: "Why stop, don't stop! Is anyone coming again? I really can't hold on to five people. Forget it, come again and come again. One, hurry up!"
As a result, no one answered her. She also felt that something was wrong and opened her eyes. Seeing the four people looking pale and looking out the door, she looked at the door with a puzzled look and saw a group of people standing there. , Standing in the front is Commander Hook.
The woman hurriedly searched for clothes to cover her body, only to find that she didn't know where the clothes were thrown. There were just a few books on the table, and she hurriedly took them to cover the important parts of her body: "Husband! Not what you think."
Joe Jason looked dumbfounded, husband? Who is it called?
"Come here, Commander Hook fainted again!"
Qiao Jason's eyes stared roundly: Fuck, this trip was really not in vain, and I ate another big melon! Chief Christopher should give me a bonus!