Chapter 1532: Come, help

"Friend, come here, let me say a few words to you." Antioch dragged Xiao Peng aside with a mysterious look.
Xiao Peng was puzzled, and walked aside with him: "What's the matter?"
Antioch saw no one blinking, and said in a weird tone: "Howl, have you eaten?"
"...You can speak Chinese" Xiao Peng was overwhelmed. What do you mean by saying that you don't fit in Chinese?
Antioch explained: "My son is a soldier in Afghanistan. He is a good friend with your Chinese people and helps you Chinese people build a house. This is what he taught me!"
"Army?" Xiao Peng asked back.
Antioch said with a bitter face: "Yes, it's the hapless army..."
Xiao Peng was happy after hearing this: "Fortunately, it's okay, it's not'Ma Run'."
It’s no secret that Huaxia people make money everywhere. We all know that Afghanistan is a war-torn place, but there are still many Huaxia people there. Whether it is infrastructure or commerce, Huaxia people are fighting for their livelihood there.
How did the Stars and Stripes soldiers help the Chinese people build houses? In the final analysis, two words-Cengfan.
In fact, the food provided by the soldiers of the Star Stripe Nation is really good. But who made Antioch's son an army? This means ----- hard life!
There are also classes to serve in the Stars and Stripes: the first-class navy, the second-class air force, the third-class army, and the fourth-class ‘Ma Run’ (Marine Corps).
Thomas Jefferson, the third president of the Stars and Stripes, almost cancelled the army that year! What army do you think you want? Only the Navy is enough!
Later, the Star Stripe National Congress did not let him be willful and retained the army, but the final result became the current situation.
The Marine Corps is in a special situation, because it does not obey Congress but directly obeys the President, so Congress strictly controls the funding for the Marine Corps. Those who have played the computer game "Call of Duty 5" should remember a scene, that is, the Marines armed with old-fashioned Springfield rifles intercepted the supplies of the Star Stripe Army, and when they opened the box, they found that they were all new M1 plus Rand.
Compared with the Marine Corps, the Army is happy, but compared with the other two arms, it has become a'stepmother'.
After all, the Star-Spangled Nation is a sea-powered country. The navy has always been a noble service. If you pay attention to the politician family of the Star-Spangled Nation, almost all of them are navy.
As an emerging service, the Air Force has relatively high requirements for the quality of its troops, so it is the second removal of elites except the navy. However, due to insufficient historical precipitation, it can only be second-class.
And the army. . . . . . A bunch of mud legs!
Now the military expenditures of the Stars and Stripes are also allocated in this order, with the Navy the highest and the Marines the lowest. But the Army has a lot more people than the Marines! That means they are actually poorer. Especially in food.
You go to the Star-Tiao Nation warship, the menu alone is more than ten pages! They are all specially recruited chef teams! Some celebrities also have band accompaniment when they eat on the battleship! The air force is not as good as the navy, but it is similar; the worst is the army.
When fighting overseas, MRE rations are what I ate the most, and it’s okay to take a knife with the army. A while ago, Apu was building a wall on the border and had to use his knife from the military expenses. Who would do it? That must be the army! Tens of thousands of armies of the Star-Spangled State are going on strike there.
In Afghanistan, apart from their natives, the most foreigners there are the Stars and Stripes and China. Huaxia does business there, while the Star Stripe Nation is stationed there.
And the garrison wants to eat, right? The supplies in Afghanistan are tense, and the soldiers are going crazy. They are not good at food and drink, and they are always worried about enemy attacks. Fortunately, there is a Chinese restaurant there, but you can eat delicious meals. So a peculiar scene appeared over there: the soldiers of the Star Stripe Nation came to eat, and the people from the Tabanban also came to eat. During the meal, no one pretended to see each other. After eating, they went out to play their brains. . . . . .
But it’s not a problem to keep going like this. It’s not good for people to see that they live in harmony with the enemy, isn’t it? So I can only secretly engage in underground worktsk tsk, is it easy to have a good meal?
Later, Huaxia Enterprise helped Afghanistan with infrastructure construction. The soldiers of the Star Stripe Nation looked at it and this was a good thing!
For those Chinese companies to build factories in Xingtiao Country, a thick wall must be built to ensure safety. Do you have insufficient manpower? It doesn't matter, we will help you build the wall. By the way, you Huaxia people have no weapons. We will protect your safety!
what? What are we going to do? I heard that you have a cafeteria, right? Let's take a meal.
Therefore, in Afghanistan, many Star Stripe soldiers and Huaxia people have formed a deep friendship, and the reason for this situation is because of one bite. . . . . .
Antioch said angrily, "The enemy of this friend is the enemy! We are friends, and my enemy should be your enemy. You should help me out! You can break his nose, I invite you to dinner Yes! Right above the cliff restaurant!"
This Malibu beach has many restaurants built on the cliffs by the sea. The charge is not very expensive, but the scenery is excellent and it is a place where people in Los Angeles often come to eat.
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I'm not a thug, so how can I break a person's nose at a disagreement."
Antioch saw Xiao Peng's refusal, and hurriedly said, "Don't be too busy to refuse! That person is very annoying! And he has no backbone. With such a big physique, he knows to accompany a woman to bed to make money, so he can be my neighbor , This is an insult to me! My son and Huaxia are friends, then I and Huaxia are also friends. I don’t blame you when you see you break my nose."
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "You can't blame me on my head if you blame me. Did you go to the police and say,'I broke my nose when I played volleyball'? The police wouldn't blast you out? Besides, I only heard about it.' The enemy of the enemy is a friend. I have never heard of "The enemy of a friend is an enemy"."
The two are still chatting here, and Bjork on one side can't wait: "Hey, what are you researching? You Chinese people know to do these things that are not on the table!"
"Huh?" Xiao Peng looked back at Bjork.
"What to look at? Am I wrong?" Bjork stared at Xiao Peng with wide eyes. "You know that you have taken job opportunities from us! This is the Stars and Stripes Nation. You are not welcome to grab jobs. !"
Xiao Peng curled his lips after hearing this: "I don't want to think about why I lost my job. If it's not that you are not good enough, who can the job opportunity from you? I am ashamed to complain here, for fear that others will not know you are. The weak, right?"
"The weak?" Bjork glared at Xiao Peng: "Who do you call the weak?"
Xiao Peng ignored him and patted Antioch on the shoulder: "You owe me a meal."
After speaking he turned his head and walked to the volleyball court.
Emilia looked at Xiao Peng with a full face of complaint: "You are always in trouble wherever you go."
Xiao Peng shrugged, "Can you blame me? Do you think I am a troublemaker in China? Qian Congcong once said to me that people in Star Stripe are polarized. The more inland and backward cities, the more Look down on Huaxia. Big cities like Los Angeles and New York should know Huaxia people very well. As a result, I didn’t expect to encounter such a situation."
Emilia smiled and said, "I can't blame him for this? I will inevitably complain if my job is robbed by Huaxia."
Xiao Peng said disdainfully: "Anyone in the world can blame Huaxia people for stealing job opportunities, but Stars and Stripes are not good. How many multinational companies in Stars and Stripes? How much money are made in the process of globalization? Like what IBM, Microsoft, Big companies like Apple make more than the total profits of China’s four state-owned banks! Where did the money go? In the past 30 years, the Star-Stripe Nation has waged 13 wars and spent 15 trillion US dollars in total! If a little bit of this money is used to create job opportunities, it won’t be the case now, isn’t it? Besides, it is said that Huaxia people have taken jobs in Star-Tangled Nation. At present, Huaxia's manufacturing industry is very developed, right? If these manufacturing workers have been taken away Their work, then they also come to work in China, working more than eight hours a day, with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, can you see if they are willing to do it? Besides, Apu is not talking about it. They want to bring the job opportunity back to XingTiao Country?"
Emilia gave him a white look: "Apu has indeed increased a lot of job opportunities, and now there are 500,000 road cleaners in Star Stripe Country, which seems to have been learned from your Huaxia."
Xiao Peng suddenly stretched out his hand: "Be careful!"
Before Emilia could react, she saw Xiao Peng reaching out and blocking a volleyball in front of her.
The ball was shot by Bjork. The ball was so fast that it almost hit Emilia.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Peng said angrily.
Bjork looked smugly: "You two are not talking about it, right? I'm reminding you to start the game quickly! It doesn't matter how much time you delay. I should clean up you and clean up you."
Xiao Peng said with a sullen face: "Congratulations, you succeeded in making me angry!"
Bjork laughed: "Oh, it scares me to death! I'm so scared!"
Xiao Peng sneered and said, "I hope you can laugh again next time!"
After speaking, he threw the ball high, this time he really didn't save effort, and directly used all his strength to smash the volleyball towards Bjork!
In the end, only a loud bang was heard-Bjork was okay, the volleyball made him burst. . . . . .
Xiao Peng looked annoyed when he saw the broken volleyball fragments: "Antioch, bring me another volleyball! I said I can’t use my full strength! This ball can’t hold it. Bjork, I will make you regret my girl. Friends threw the ball!"
After hearing this, Antioch asked the girl to get the ball, and now the little old man has a smile on his face. Damn it, Xiao Peng is so fierce!
And Bjork was shocked, fucking, slapped the volleyball racket, are you still human? Wouldn't it be fatal if a ball like this hits you?
Come on, help!