Chapter 1536: Beat it again
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1823 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:19
The robbers hadn't understood what Emilia meant, and Xiao Peng had already moved.
The black man with the gun didn't understand what was going on, so Xiao Peng grabbed his wrist. He just felt like he was flying, so Xiao Peng pulled out the car.
He hadn't understood what happened when he came over, Xiao Peng had already hit his face with a knee. At this moment, he passed out gloriously.
And the person holding the motorcycle key hadn't reacted yet. A black object hit him in the face, and he flew out. It was the gun that the co-pilot was holding him.
The white man in the car wanted to put in gear and flee here quickly, but as soon as the car was put into gear, he realized that the scenery in front of him was upside down.
"Valco!" He couldn't understand. Although the Corolla car is not a big car, but it weighs a ton, how can it be overturned so easily?
Only for a moment, two of the three people didn't know the life or death. He sat in the car, looking at Xiao Peng with a look of fear.
"Sitting there honestly, it's nothing to you!" Xiao Peng said to him with a cold face, and found his shoes from the co-pilot and put them on: "Baby, as you wish, call the police. "
Emilia gave him a white look: "Is that what I think? What is it as I want? Yes, I will not care about you in the future. I am not angry enough. Look at you to toss here."
Xiao Peng sighed and said, "Is this to blame? I just talked to them, but you look at them? You have to take an inch! Besides, I don't want to be like a jade for you? How can I be insulted by such a slapstick? , And accomplices?"
Several cars drove quickly at this time, Xiao Peng dragged Emilia behind him who was holding the phone and was about to call the police, and looked at the coming cars coldly!
As a result, Xiao Peng saw the first person to get off the car. He didn't know whether he should be angry or angry. Isn't this Nima the host of "The Late Night Show" James Corden? He knew about this show and remembered this face.
James Corden walked to Xiao Peng: "Mr. Xiao, we finally met."
Xiao Peng said with a sullen face, pointing to a few people lying on the ground: "You are James Corden, right? You did it?"
James Corden hurriedly waved his hand: "This matter has nothing to do with me. I can't think of such a stupid idea. This is illegal!"
"Emilia, call the police!" Xiao Peng said coldly.
At this moment, a man with golden glasses ran here and shouted, "Don't call, don't call, this is a misunderstanding!"
Xiao Peng's eyes lit up when he looked at the visitor, huh? Why is he? Very good, you can't find it, now you hit the gun.
And James Corden looked at him a bit weird, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or angry.
The man with glasses came to Xiao Peng: "Hello, Mr. Xiao, introduce myself, I am Stephen Colbert of CBS TV station, I am glad to meet you!" He reached out to Xiao Peng after speaking.
Xiao Peng didn't stretch out his hand at all, "You said this is a misunderstanding? What's the matter?"
Stephen Colbert was a little embarrassed to see Xiao Peng not reaching out, but he still smiled and said, "That's it. My audience is very curious about your skills. They think you are saving you in the sea. Human affairs are all false, so I planned a link like this to prove that you are really good, Mr. Xiao, I think this is really a misunderstanding. Instead of calling the police, we need an ambulance... ..."
"Misunderstood your uncle!" Xiao Peng didn't wait for him to finish, and directly punched him in the face with a vicious punch. After the punch, Stephen's face was directly deformed! I saw that Stephen was directly punched by Xiao Peng and flew out, slamming heavily on the car that had turned over.
"Um." James Corden on the side was startled, but his expression was tangled, and he didn't know if he was happy or scared.
After a long while, he recovered and asked Xiao Peng cautiously: "Mr. Xiao, this is... Why are you hitting him?"
"Why am I hitting him? He is a man who planned the kidnapping case against me. I still have to show mercy? The gun just now is a real gun! I can't even tell the real gun and the fake one! And his The behavior threatened myself and my family! Can I be polite with him?" Xiao Peng said angrily.
This is certainly not the reason why Xiao Peng really wanted to beat this Stephen.
Xiao Peng watched all the hottest talk shows in the Stars and Stripes and wanted to choose one. Among them, he watched the talk show of Stephen Colbert. His show was called "The Colbert Report". "In China, there is a cute name called "Koukou Bear Report".
As everyone knows, the relationship between President Arp of the Stars and Stripes is very bad, but he fell in love with this talk show, because this program is the mouthpiece of the Communist Party and speaks specifically for Arp.
And this Steven in the show, is specifically black China.
China Xia requested Star Stripe Airlines to regulate the appellation of the treasure island area. This is what China's'Orwellian nonsense' is China's'hegemony' symbol, mocking China's surveillance everywhere. He said that this was China’s method of monitoring the people; it also openly supported the independence of Baodao, saying that the screenwriter of their show was Huaxia, but the screenwriter stood up and said that I am not from Huaxia but from Baodao.
The Star-Tangled Kingdom pays attention to the so-called ‘speech-theory-free-response’, and at least supports his nonsense on such matters. So after people talk nonsense, not only was it not affected, but it became more and more popular. This also gave him the sweetness, all kinds of nonsense for the sake of black China.
If Nima didn't beat him, he was sorry that he was from Huaxia.
So Xiao Peng didn't show mercy with this punch. This guy was directly embedded in the car. He didn't dare to say what he would be like in the future. Anyway, he didn't want to be a host anymore in this life.
"James, how did you know we are here?" Xiao Peng didn't even look at Stephen lying there, as if nothing had happened.
James Corden glanced at Stephen who was lying there, swallowed and said, "Mr. Xiao, you have to know that now it is an online society. The incident of your appearance at the Dodge Stadium today has been posted online, including your clothes. , The motorcycles you are riding are now relaying on the Internet. Anyone who sees you will post your whereabouts on the Internet to prove that they have seen you, so it’s not strange to know that you are here."
Xiao Peng is speechless, is this all right? The Star Stripe people are too boring!
He also wanted to ask what was going on with Stephen, but suddenly a large group of people came—at least a hundred people came this time!
Xiao Peng asked James: "This is also your arrangement?"
James Corden's head shook like a rattle. He is also dumbfounded now, where are so many people here? They are still carrying guys, so they are not good people!
Xiao Peng tilted his head to see, huh? There are all kinds of people who came here, and the one who took the lead turned out to be a Chinese-and he looked a little familiar!
"We are the Xingang Seafood Market Neighborhood Mutual Aid Team! Who is making trouble here?" A man in a suit walked in and shouted angrily: "Do you still have laws and regulations in your eyes?"
Xiao Peng took a closer look at the person who was talking, and laughed out loudly: "Di Wei, what are you doing? Are you running for governor?"
The person walking in the front is not someone else, it is Di Wei, but Di Wei now is very different from his original appearance.
The original Di Wei had short hair and liked to wear hip-hop style. He also wore a suit when he went to China, but he looked like a bodyguard. And now? Wearing a custom-made suit, his hair turned into three or seven split ends, with wax on his head, the kind that can split ends when flies fall, and a tie and gold-framed glasses, this look is no one.
Di Wei was still there with an angry face, and when he heard someone calling himself, he tilted his head and saw Xiao Peng. He was taken aback for a moment, and then he put a smile on his face: "Brother Peng! You are so true, I know you are in Los Angeles, but why don't you call me. Zhou Lao and A Can are waiting in a hurry."
Xiao Peng asked rhetorically, "Why are you here?"
Di Wei smiled bitterly: "My brother Peng, you are really big brother. I told you before that this Xingang seafood market is our site. Our salmon processing factory is here! Look over there, isn't that Huh!"
Xiao Peng scratched his head: "Forget it. I'm not worried about this. But you, why did you bring so many people?"
Di Wei hurriedly explained: "I said, this is the Xingang Neighborhood Mutual Aid Team. Everyone lives here, and many others work in a salmon processing factory. Listen well, this is our salmon processing factory. The salmon supplier here, the owner of China Sihai Fishery, is the superhero who saved lives in Alaska the other day!"
After hearing Di Wei's words, the people who followed him were all looking at him. With this salmon processing factory, everyone's life is much better, and all this is because of the king salmon provided by Xiao Peng! Can they not thank Xiao Peng?
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Your business is doing very well now, where is A Chan?"
Di Wei explained: "Brother Chan is in Las Vegas, and the hotel over there wants us to supply. He went to discuss business. But Brother Peng, what's the matter with you? Why are there people lying here? ?"
After Xiao Peng heard this, he pointed out: "You are here just right. You call the police for me. Someone planned a kidnapping case, and the target is me!"
Di Wei was anxious when he heard it: "Fuck, this is so arrogant, isn't it? Bauer, why haven't your police come?"
A white man in the crowd with a baseball bat shrugged after hearing this: "How do I know, I'm resting today."
Xiao Peng covered his face, and there are police officers in the group to fight?
Oh no, it’s called the ‘Neighborhood Mutual Aid Team’. It’s not surprising that there are police officers.
"That's all right, you call the police quickly and I will contact the lawyer! This matter can't be forgotten!"