Chapter 1554: Dirtier than who

Xiao Peng sighed and said: "Some residents in the polar regions have a custom that after spending a good night with a woman, a man will drink that woman's urine the next morning. If he drinks it, he will be a VIP of the entire tribe. If you are willing to drink it, it will be the enemy of the whole clan. I don't have that heavy taste."
Emilia laughed after hearing this: "Isn't it just drinking urine? It's nothing great. Have you never heard of urine therapy?"
Xiao Peng looked speechless: "Baby, do you see me like those idiots from Europe five hundred years ago?"
Many people now say that Chinese medicine is useless and they worship western medicine. The square elbow that is hidden in foreign countries and even works like "Compendium of Materia Medica" have become proof of anti-Chinese medicine. It is true that there are some mistakes in those Chinese medicine works, but they must be considered. Time factor. After all, Li Shizhen wrote "Compendium of Materia Medica" five hundred years ago! Taking the current perspective to pick out the thorns of the writings five hundred years ago, is this something normal people can do?
Nowadays, Chinese people often do these things that dig their ancestral graves to attack their own culture. Such people have no other words to describe other than the word "traitor".
What is the Western medicine they admire?
How did Europe cure diseases at the time when Li Shizhen wrote "Compendium of Materia Medica"? Smear the wound with stool, drink urine first if you are sick, and let the blood if you drink urine if it is not cured. After the bloodletting, if he gets better, he defeats the devil in the blood. If he doesn't get better, he accepts the call of God.
This is not the most exaggerated. In those days, bathing was impossible!
Now Huaxia people are also starting to drink urine for maintenance, and get up every morning to drink soaking urine--this is all left over from playing in the West 500 years ago!
Emilia was not happy after listening, but she still teased Xiao Peng: "Look at these women, they look exactly like your Chinese people, but they are short and black. Should they be in line with your aesthetics?"
Xiao Peng's head shook like a rattle: "Hey, baby, can you just stop teasing me? Do you think there is a way to take a bath here? In terms of being dirtier than anyone else, I think only medieval Europeans can do it. Fight with them."
After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Emilia couldn't help it, and put a directly in front of Xiao Peng, but she did not refute it because Xiao Peng was talking about the black history of Europeans.
This is how things are. In Western countries, which are now regarded by some Chinese as "symbols of civilization", the most appropriate two-sentence description is "don't take a bath for a thousand years" and "feeure anywhere for a thousand years."
Needless to say, if you don’t take a bath for thousands of years, there’s a reason why Westerners don’t take a bath.
The first is because of the Black Death. At that time, the Black Death broke out and one-third of Europeans died. At that time, Western doctors believed that taking a hot bath would expand the pores and that the virus entered the body was not good for health. Until the nineteenth century, Western medicine still insisted on this view.
The other point is religious. According to their belief, a dirty body can better approach God. Not taking a bath is a symbol of holiness. Abraham insisted on not taking a bath, face, or feet for fifty years, and then he became Saint Abraham; Saint Simon allowed the worm to be in him. The wounds are never cleaned until death; in the monastery hosted by Ms. Saint Euphrasian, 130 of the most pious nuns were taught. These 130 women have never bathed in their lives; the mother of King Henry IV of France insisted on her life. Without taking a bath, he became a saint Lanes after death; King Louis XIV of France took a bath only once in 64 years; Louis XV took three baths-one birth, one marriage, and death once. Queen Victoria, the great ‘European grandmother’ of the British Empire, and Charlemagne’s Emperor Charlemagne twice in their lives-once born once and died once. .
Of course, this is also the reason why European perfumes and wigs are so developed. Now looking at the beautiful gentlemen and ladies in the oil paintings, the real models are not necessarily so! Just like Mona Lisa, maybe a handful of mud on her body and lice crawling in her hair. Beggars on the street are not necessarily dirtier than them now.
Xiao Peng once read a book about the protagonist traveling through the Middle Ages to fall in love with Joan of Arc.
As a result, he couldn't stand it with joy at the beginning: People are all saints, how can they do such a depraved thing as ‘bath’? And she was also a brave female warrior, commonly known as a ‘male woman’, riding a horse every day, and the smell of horse dung mixed together! Do you want to fall in love with her? I fainted when I smelled it.
On this point, the man Xiao Peng admired most was Prince Albert. This is a cruel man, how could he climb onto Queen Victoria's bed? The ash on the queen's body is so crusted, right? Can you give birth to nine children like this?
(The famous World War I was actually a big fight between Queen Victoria’s children. King William II of Germany, King George V, and Tsar Nicholas II were all grandsons of Queen Victoria. Or grandchildren, they are all cousins, and like the rest of the kings are actually relatives. That’s how Queen Victoria’s name came from the European grandmother. By the way, Queen Victoria is really ugly, and Prince Albert is absolutely Pure man!)
In addition, there is the "Millennium urinary and defecation anywhere", which is more interesting: At that time, people would shit? Pull it directly on the floor and use a shovel to solve the problem. The difference is that the rich are the servants and the poor are shoveling by themselves.
Just like King Charles II of England took the royal family members to Oxford for a holiday, the person who entertained them after leaving wrote in their diary: "Although they look neatly dressed, they are very rude and rude. When they left, all Places, including chimneys, study rooms, bedrooms, cellars, are full of excrement! ’
In this respect, the French are better than the British! If you travel to Europe to visit those medieval castles, people will be surprised to find that there is no toilet at all!
Including the famous "Three Palaces" in France-Versailles, Louvre, and Fontainebleau, there were no toilets at all when they were first established. Louis XIV, who took a bath once in sixty-four years, came up with a brilliant idea to solve the problem of feces everywhere in these three houses: this month he will live in Versailles and the Louvre next month. . . . . . Anyway, I move once a month, and let the servants clean up after moving away.
It was not until the time of Louis XVIII that the Palace of Versailles had a septic tank to solve the problem of feces. At this time, there were no sewers, toilets, and bathrooms. These three things were only added during the First World War.
At that time, the French should be the least hygienic in Europe, and the ‘pure French style’ among those who study history and fine arts in China now means that people are sloppy and don’t care about hygiene.
The Inuit are constrained by their living environment and are indeed a bit dirty. However, except for the Inuit who live in the Green South area of ​​northern Alaska, they are still relatively backward. The Inuit in the south have long lived in modern houses and used electrical appliances to enjoy heating. So it’s normal to take a shower.
Besides, even the Inuit people in Greennan are cleaner than the Europeans at that time: First of all, the Inuit people do not refuse to take a bath, and they often wash in the summer! Secondly, the Inuit are yellow people after all, and they don't have such a heavy body odor. European women back then. . . . . . Tsk tsk, thinking about it makes my scalp numb!
"My dear, will we sleep in such a hut at night?" Emilia asked curiously.
Xiao Peng shook his head, "I won't sleep in a room like this if I kill me."
"Why?" Emilia asked puzzledly.
Xiao Peng pointed to the bed and said, "If you are not afraid of fleas, go to sleep."
Emilia shook her head like a rattle when she heard it: "We sleep in a tent at night and watch the stars!"
Xiao Peng just wanted to agree to Emilia. He turned his head and saw a thick hat hung on the wall. His attention was focused on that hat, and he said absently to Emilia, "Okay, let's go to the tent at night. ."
Seeing Xiao Peng answering absent-mindedly, Emilia asked, "What kind of hat is that you are so interested in?"
Xiao Peng replied: "This is made of wolverine skins. We also have wolverines on our island, but there is only one male. I have been looking for a wife for him for a long time, but this thing is not easy to capture. It is the most cunning here. Kuva and the others must be able to catch it. Otherwise, there won’t be this hat, right? This is the best fur for a hat!"
"The fur is different from the fur?" Emilia was a little puzzled after hearing Xiao Peng's words.
Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, the wolverine's skin won't freeze when it's cold. You know that when people breathe, they exhale water vapor. If you breathe out in extremely cold weather, your breath can freeze. After covering your face with a hat made of wolverine leather, the exhaled water vapor will not freeze or frost your face, so this is the most suitable material for hats in severe cold environments. The ancestors of the special people have lived here for generations, and they must know the mystery here!"
After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Emilia also walked to the hat and touched the fur on it. I have to say that nature is really amazing.
Just as the two sighed at the wolverine-skin hat, the sound of the engine suddenly came from outside, and then the sound of quarrels and crying came.
"Huh? What happened outside?" Emilia looked puzzled.
Xiao Peng spread his hands: "How do I know? Go, let's go and have a look!"
The two of them were just about to go out, but Kuva hurried in: "Galtitan, can you borrow me your plane?"
"What happened outside?"
"Akcha asked the reindeer to overturn the car! Now he is unconscious, we have to rush him to the Point Hope hospital! It will be too late!"