Chapter 1558: Where to buy gifts is the same
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1868 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:24
"There is no better place than home! This familiar smell of pollution." Xiao Peng sighed as he walked out of the airport and took a deep breath.
"Puff." Emilia laughed after hearing this: "How can you talk like that."
Xiao Peng shrugged: "There is no way. People who study in Star-Stripe Country from the city with the best air in China feel that the air in Star-Stripe Country is sweet. People in such a small place like us should forget it. If the air is sweet, our Huaxia air is smelly."
Emilia gave him a white look: "I didn't say it, what are you complaining about at me?"
Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "I just can't get angry. You said that we have no objection to studying abroad. You said that a Chinese student who went to study abroad had a language barrier and a different culture. You can invite to give a speech when you graduate. It should be something to be proud of, but don't you open your eyes and talk nonsense to meet the needs of foreigners?"
It is said that the image of Huaxia people is not good when going out, but in fact, a small number of Huaxia people destroy it themselves. A girl named Yang Shuping went to study at the University of Maryland. In her speech at the graduation ceremony, she insulted Huaxia, saying, "She has to wear a mask since she was a child, or she will get sick. She was shocked when she arrived in Stars and Stripes. It's all sweet'.
Well, if she comes from places like the imperial capital, Jinmen, or Hebei, it may have been tortured by the smog. Where did she come from? Kunming, one of the cities with the best air quality in the country! Is the air quality much better than Maryland?
Perhaps this woman's favorite posture is kneeling and licking.
Emilia smiled and said: "This is normal, don't be angry. For most Chinese people, Stars and Stripes is a strange country, and for most Stars and Stripes, Huaxia is also strange. Country. It is necessary to increase exchanges to prevent such a farce from happening."
"Don't talk about these annoying things, such a person is not in front of me, otherwise he will just lick his mouth." Xiao Peng said angrily.
Emilia looked around: "Strange, why is no one to pick us up?"
Xiao Peng waved his hand and said, "How old people need someone to pick them up? Let's go!"
After hearing this, Emilia curiously asked: "What? Let's take a taxi and go back?"
Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "It's already ready! Come with me!"
The two came to the parking lot, where a car covered in overalls stopped. Xiao Peng directly opened the robe, and inside was Xiao Peng's Alfa Romeo antique car.
After Xiao Peng ran to the car, he took out a car key from the exhaust pipe and shook it in front of Emilia: "I asked Mengzi to drive the car."
After the two got into the car, Xiao Peng directly opened the roof of the car, "Is it hot? You have to drive in a convertible to make it cooler, right?"
Emilia was a little puzzled: "Didn't you say you don't like showing off? What's wrong?"
Xiao Peng started the car and said, "What are you talking about, which car of mine is not showing enough? I didn't let Mengzi drive the Hennessy Viper GT over and it was pretty good."
"Um, what you said is really right, shall we go home now?" Emilia asked.
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "What home, don't you think you have forgotten something when we come back from Star-Stripe Nation this time?"
Emilia thought for a while: "I haven't forgotten things, didn't you also give away your plane?"
Xiao Peng sighed after hearing this: "I forgot to buy gifts for my children! This time my mother trained me. I think what he said is really right. I just want to let the children study hard and satisfy their material life. That’s enough, but after listening to my mother, I realized that I was really wrong! These children were all brought back from Uzbekistan. Before they matured, they let me lead a strange environment. When they came here, the language was different. The customs are different. And I didn’t give them enough care. Let my mother educate me. I think I made too many mistakes. I have to make up for my mistakes before the children go to Xingtiao to study abroad."
Emilia scratched Xiao Peng's nose after hearing this: "As long as you let the children know your current thoughts, it will never be too late."
Xiao Peng sighed: "I hope! Let's go and buy them gifts!"
Emilia smiled and said, "This gift should be brought back from the Stars and Stripes. It's good for you. Buy a gift now."
Xiao Peng naturally said, "Is there any problem? Even if I bought a gift in Star-Tangled Nation, I took a closer look after returning, and it was still'MADEINCHINA'. The gift I brought back to Star-Tangled Nation last time is like this! Alas, now I always buy Chinese goods wherever I go. I’m not lying to you. When we went to the Svalbard Islands in the North Pole, I bought a lot of polar bear dolls and came back as toys for the children. I took a closer look, MADEINCHINA. Now for the children. It’s the same where we buy gifts, as long as there are gifts."
Now it can be said that everywhere in the world, as long as there are people, there are Chinese products. Even the plastic surgery country and the Japanese country that have the most opinions on China are the same.
The plastic surgery country was bullish and despised China all day long. In fact, in the eyes of Huaxia people, plastic surgery country has long been ignored! In the eyes of Huaxia people, there is only one goal for catching up, and that is the Star Striped Nation.
Even though they are all neighbors, in the eyes of many plastic surgery people, China is still a poor and backward country, not even as good as Northland! (In fact, before 1992, Huaxia did not have any funds from Beijing. Now many people in the plastic surgery country still know about Huaxia in the 1980s.)
They rob Chinese culture without history. This is not a secret. What can you expect from a country that can even apply for kimchi?
And the kimchi that they are proud to be inseparable from a meal, in fact, Jiucheng is ‘MADEINCHINA’.
Needless to say, the country of Wa has long been contributed by Huaxia. Countless people traveled to the country of Wa, and the souvenirs they brought back were all made by Huaxia.
Wa country once had a program, just want to see the influence of Huaxia on Wa country, ran to the street to randomly interview the Japanese people on Huaxia products, everyone vowed to say that Huaxia products are fake and shoddy, they will not in this life Will use Huaxia products.
Then the program team directly checked their clothes and the like, and found that they were all Huaxia products. Later, a guy was even more ruthless, saying that his family did not have Huaxia products, and moved if there were any. In the end, even the tatami mats in his family were made by Huaxia. . . . . .
And it’s no exaggeration to say that all Japanese people cannot do without Huaxia’s products, such as dried bamboo shoots, and Japanese ramen can’t do without dried bamboo shoots, but their country can’t produce dried bamboo shoots. % Are all produced by China, um, and so are the coffins. More than ninety-nine percent of the coffins in Wa are also made by China. . . . . .
China is now the world's production center, so go abroad to buy gifts? Except for the special gifts produced locally, the others are really worth buying, because they are usually local products bought at high prices.
When two people were driving into the city, a bell suddenly rang in the car.
"What is this? Whose phone?" Xiao Peng asked.
Emilia shook her head: "I don't know."
Following the ringtone, she took out a mobile phone from the locker in front of the co-pilot's seat: "Why is there a mobile phone here?"
"I don't know, it should be placed here by Mengzi! You can turn on the speakerphone."
Emilia connected the phone and turned on the speakerphone.
"Hey, you kid still knows to come back?" The tone on the other side of the phone was bad.
Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Grandpa Sun? How do you know I'm back? What's the matter with this call?"
Sun Lao said: "Isn’t it too easy to know that you’re back? You must have a customs clearance record when you return home! Seeing your customs clearance record and notify me, don’t I know you are back? I asked Guoan to give you this call , Anti-monitoring."
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Grandpa Sun, what are you doing so mysteriously? Who can listen to me besides you?"
"What is your kid talking about? When did we monitor your phone?" Old Sun said angrily.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "I said it as if I hadn't monitored it before. I didn't see that I don't like to use my mobile phone anymore? It's OK. Older Sun, what's so anxious? You just called when I came back?
Old Sun lowered his voice and said, "You kid, hurry up and visit the imperial capital!"
Xiao Peng asked: "What is so anxious?"
Old Sun said: "You'll know when you come! The phone says it's not safe!"
Xiao Peng: "...Aren't you talking about phone anti-monitoring? Why is it insecure?"
"Cough cough cough cough... Your kid hurry and roll over!" Sun Lao said angrily.
"That's not okay. I just came back and the jet lag hasn't recovered. Besides, the child is going to study abroad. I want to stay with the child at home!" Xiao Peng directly refused: "Grandpa Sun, just say if you have anything. It's so mysterious!"
After hearing this, Lao Sun told Xiao Peng and said, "You have done a great job this time. Our scientific research personnel have made important discoveries in the Somali Basin."
Xiao Peng lazily replied: "What major discovery, isn't it just a pile of bone fossils? Including five skulls and more than 200 other bone fossils."
"Huh?" Old Sun's eyes widened: "You know?"
Xiao Peng did not deny: "This matter is still so mysterious. Didn't you find the fossils of the skulls of the Beijing people? In a room on the second floor of the'Iris'. You only finished the salvage of the entire ship to the south?"
There was silence on the phone for a long time before I heard Old Sun’s words: "You found it long ago? Why didn't you catch it?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "What did I fish for? I can't sell that stuff but only as a decoration. If you see it, you will definitely want me to ask for it, so I just leave it to you."
After hearing this, Old Sun was completely speechless: "There are six missing skull fossils, and we only found five."
"Oh, the most complete piece is placed as a souvenir in my house. Hello? Hello? Why did you hang up, how can you be so rude at such an old age?"