Chapter 1569: Praise her for being a fool X

Xiao Peng didn't know until today that all three children were in the same class. This eliminates the need for others to accompany yourself as a parent.
It feels as if my mother was still holding a parent conference for herself yesterday, but I didn’t expect to hold a parent conference for others now.
However, sitting in the class, Xiao Peng was obviously a bit uncomfortable. The parents next to him were in their forties. Look at yourself again, the younger one.
Xiao Peng sat in Xiao Ge's seat, which was the last row. It can be seen that Xiao Ge’s usual academic performance is like ------According to Xiao Peng’s experience, those with poor studies always sit at the back, while Xiao Peng sits at the back because he feels embarrassed and panicked: the whole class comes The parents of are all moms, only a few dads sit in the back row.
"Hey, do you also hold a parent meeting for your children? Is it your younger brother and sister?" The middle-aged man sitting next to him also looked boring and whispered to Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng touched his face: "I am holding a parent conference for my child."
"Child? You don't look like this!" The middle-aged man looked up and down Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "My son and daughter are here, adopted!"
"Um, you are so young? Are you enough for adoption?" The middle-aged man thought Xiao Peng was talking nonsense with his eyes open. This is not everyone can adopt, but China has the "Adoption Law", if you want to adopt, you must have no children; have the ability to raise and educate the adoptee; if a male without a spouse adopts a woman, the age difference must be over 40 years old; Don't suffer from some serious diseases; the most important thing is: the adopter must be over 30 years old! If these conditions are not enough, everything is in vain!
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and said, "Special things are done specially..... Well, this matter is hard to say."
"Uh, seeing how sincere you are, I will assume that what you are saying is true!" The middle-aged man whispered to Xiao Peng, "My name is Zhang Zuo. Go ahead!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Come on, I really like sweating."
"Don't worry, it's absolutely formal." Zhang Zuo smiled and said, "Brother, what do you call it?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "My name is Xiao Peng, I'm a fish seller!"
After hearing this, Zhang Zuo whispered: "Don't dare to look down on the fish seller, there is a fish seller in our city who makes a fortune. Tsk tsk. It is really a top three hundred and sixty line!"
Xiao Peng was happy: "Yes, thank you brother for your encouragement. I will work hard and try to make a fortune by selling fish!"
Zhang Zuo sighed as he watched the teacher talk about the situation of the students this semester, "I'm so worried, what do you say I make so much money for? Isn't it just for the child to create a good environment? Let her eat well? Drink well and have a good environment to go to school? To tell you the truth, I just suffered from the lack of education and created a good learning environment for my child. She is good, but she can’t go to school just because she knows the star. I’m so angry. How could there be such a good school when I was in school? What if my child doesn’t learn well and won’t be admitted to a good university in the future?"
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "If you ask me, I don't know. I don't have experience of being a father. I don't have any experience of being a father. I don't know how to take care of a child. Hold a parent meeting. I don’t know the process of holding a parent meeting."
Zhang Zuo whispered: "It's nothing, just talk about the performance of this learning child, talk about the outlook for the next learning, etc. My child is criticized every time, so the child is embarrassed to come. Let me come over and be criticized. You are sitting in the back row, and the child is giving you a headache? Hey, I ask you what you are doing, as if you are really the parent of the child."
Xiao Peng blinked, yes, don't you believe it or not. He figured it out. Zhang Zuo was afraid that the teacher would criticize him, so he chatted with him here to adjust his mood.
The teacher watched the two whispering underneath, but didn't care about them. Xiao Peng remembered that when he was going to school, he always thought that the teacher could not see when he was speaking in a low voice. In fact, the teacher looked at every move of the students below him clearly in class. Xiao Peng and Zhang Zuo also enjoyed it. There was a lot of fun talking quietly. Isn't it better to let the teacher criticize because of the poor performance of the students?
The two were still chatting vigorously there. A parent of a student walked up to the podium. It was a middle-aged woman with a fashionable dress, but Xiao Peng didn't like her very much. Look at her makeup and jewelry, for fear of not knowing others. Knowing she is rich.
If you go to other places to dress like this, almost all the families in this school have good financial conditions, you show off!
Zhang Zuo snorted directly when he saw the woman: "Fuck, this old lady again."
Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Who is that?"
Zhang Zuo said: "You still said that you are the parent of your child? You don't even know her? She is the contact person of the family committee, what is her name? Forgot a fart. The special mother really regards herself as the leader. Calling an annoying person, if it weren't for the child, she would have torn her mouth early."
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Okay, ignore her, let's talk about us."
Zhang Zuo sighed and said: "After she finishes talking, the teacher should settle the account after the autumn. It depends on the position you have made, and wait to be criticized with me. Haha, the parent of the child next to me has never been here. There is no way. I asked you to pretend to be a parent, right?"
Xiao Peng was happy in his heart, Xiao Ge's grades were not good, but Xiao Yi and Weiya had good grades, and his mother must sit in Xiao Yi's seat.
At this time, the representative of the academic committee gave a speech in class. As soon as she heard her speech, Xiao Peng wanted to smoke her-this woman is actually making a speech in English!
Zhang Zuo looked at Xiao Peng's expression and showed a disgusting expression to the woman on stage: "Do you now know why you hate this girl? Just show off if you have nothing to do, so she can speak bird language?"
As a result, just after he finished speaking, the woman on the podium watched him say a bunch of words, and the parents in the room watched Zhang Zuo and Xiao Peng together.
Zhang Zuo didn't care: "Who knows this old lady is saying a fart!"
Xiao Peng explained in a low voice: "She said that you should learn to respect others. Don't disturb others when they speak."
After hearing this, Zhang Zuo directly stunned: "I said this parent, what do you keep saying respect for others, how do I feel that you are the one who disrespects people the most? Do you think it is appropriate for you to speak English here? I mean respect. You want to know what you said, so I was asked to translate it for me. You have been talking about it for a long time, who knows what you said?"
The woman was not angry, "Oh, I’m sorry. Because of work, I speak English a lot. Now my first language is English instead of Chinese. I didn’t think that I was wrong, but I didn’t. I think there are still people who don’t understand English now."
And she still speaks English at this time!
Xiao Peng translated for Zhang Zuo, and Zhang Zuo pointed to the woman and said in a low voice, "You look, just such a lady, do you think you are not smoking? You can't know your surname if you can speak English. These parents Ye Teniang's brain is peeing, how many people can understand what she is in the BB?? I still have to pretend to be able to understand what she can understand. Is it easy to be a parent nowadays? You have to be a father from now on. Feel it."
Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "To put it bluntly, the parents found it by themselves. Why are the children comparing now? It's because of the parents comparing. Just say that she speaks English. Obviously a lot of people don't understand, so you have to pretend to listen. I understand. It’s just that I’m afraid of letting others look down on it and embarrassing my children. I’m telling the truth, what I’m most annoying is that I don’t speak well in China.

Zhang Zuo sighed: "There is no way. Our country is the same. For the sake of the children, I can only bear it. I will find English tutors for the children when I go back. Don't be like me, this old lady BB has not been able to scold her for a long time. "
Xiao Peng smiled: "You let your children learn English just to curse people?"
Zhang Zuo smiled and said, "This is also very important, okay?"
The two people chatted happily below, and the woman was reluctant again, and spoke to the two of them on the top.
"What did she say?" Zhang Zuo asked Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng looked at him with embarrassment, and Zhang Zuo said, "You can tell the truth. It's okay."
"Well, she basically means that if a child's grades are not good, it has a lot to do with the parents! Some students with poor grades are largely due to their parents not being good role models. What else is the international language of English? You can't use ignorance as your personality." Xiao Peng said, "But the one who didn't name you by name said you."
"Does he need to be named?" Zhang Zuo said in an air of voice: "Isn't he just talking to us? If it wasn't for the child to go to school here, I would really want to beat her up."
Xiao Peng laughed: "Do you still need to beat her? Look at me!"
After speaking, he began to clap desperately, applauding as he clapped. The attention of all parents in the class is on Xiao Peng.
Seeing everyone looking at themselves, Xiao Peng stood up and smiled and said: "This student's parent said really good. I think her point of view is very good. For this lady, I just want to say... ..."
He took a deep breath, then snapped a chase like a machine gun, waved his hand at everyone, and sat down by himself.
Everyone looked dumbfounded. Look at me and I look at you. No one knows what Xiao Peng said.
Zhang Zuo asked, "What did you just say? How does it resemble chanting?"
Xiao Peng whispered: "I just praised her in Russian, French, German, Spanish, Arabic, and Portuguese. Why did you follow me in English? Who can speak several languages?"
Zhang Zuo was shocked as a heavenly man, and after a long while he came back to his senses: "I said, brother, your language talent is amazing! But what do you praise this old lady?"
Xiao Peng said in a low voice, "I was complimenting her for being a silly X. You see her smiling, did I praise her wrongly?"
Zhang Zuo stretched out his thumb: "Brother, I'm settled for your friend!"