Chapter 1538: I fought him

"Catch! Catch!"
"I'll come for this ball!"
"Block! Block!"
"nice shot!"
"Xiao Peng! I despise you, you don't have the water like this! You go down to rest and don't take you to play." Yang Meng said angrily.
They were playing beach volleyball on the beach. Eminem suggested that the Chinese gang and the non-Chinese gang. At first people thought he was looking for abuse, but Emilia became the fighting force of the non-Chinese gang. .
So Xiao Peng began to release water, basically as long as Emilia returned the ball to score. And Emilia has practiced volleyball again, that level is naturally good, so now it is almost unilateral torture.
After hearing this, Xiao Peng said cheerfully: "Friendship first, competition second!"
Eminem pointed to his head: "Yang, the mind is also part of the victory!"
After listening, Yang Meng directly put his left hand on his right arm, raised his forearm and clenched his fist, showing the classic insulting gesture born in the Soviet Olympics.
Not to be outdone, Eminem clenched his fists and knocked on his forehead, and made a pig cry.
The foreigners at the scene laughed, Xiao Peng and others stared at each other. Yang Meng saw his wife smiling beside him, and asked, "My wife, what does he mean?"
Georgina explained: "This is a gesture made by people from South America to tease each other. It means: Are you a pig?"
"Um." Yang Meng blinked, "Fake, do I not only have to learn foreign swear words but also foreign swearing gestures when I go to a foreign country?"
Georgina smiled: "In fact, there are many gestures in the world that represent different meanings, such as this." After she said, she clenched her fist, raised her index finger and little finger.
Yang Meng laughed: "I know this,'Devil's Horn,' the most willing gesture for rock music lovers."
Georgina explained: "But in some countries, such as South America, such as Italy, Spain or Italy, this gesture has another meaning."
"What do you mean?" Yang Meng asked puzzledly.
Georgina smiled and said, "If you find your friend's wife cheating, you are embarrassed to tell him directly, just make this gesture. It means ‘your wife gave you a green hat’!"
Yang Meng's face turned black: "Don't make this gesture at me! If you dare to cuckold me, I can make you a flower fairy!"
Xiao Pengtuo said: "If you say so, I remember that Julia also taught me a gesture from the Greek side."
Eminem asked: "When is it?"
Xiao Peng stretched out his arms and opened his five fingers directly to his face: "That's it, which means'Go to death'. Criminals in the Byzantine period would be tied to donkeys to show the crowd, just like the criminals in China back then were riding in prison cars , But the Chinese onlookers saw prisoners parading the streets, which means throwing a vegetable leaf rotten egg or something. At that time, onlookers from the Byzantine side would put mud and feces on the prisoners’ faces. Now even though this custom has disappeared , But the gesture is still there."
"Um? You said that you put your hand on the prisoner's face? Who is this punishment?" Eminem felt nauseous.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Who made your ancestors not pay attention to hygiene? Or the Black Death wouldn't sweep Europe back then?"
Hayley listen
She was also very interested in this topic. She said: "When I was in school, a German classmate had a fight with my classmate because of a gesture we used at any time."
"Oh? What gesture?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.
Hailey compared her hand with an "OK" gesture: "This is the gesture."
"What's wrong with this?" Xiao Peng was puzzled: "Doesn't this mean ‘good’?"
Haili said: "Later I checked and found that this gesture is very problematic. It turns out that this gesture does not mean'good' in many countries. For example, in the country of Japan, this gesture means'money'; in Sardinia In some places, this gesture means people'get away'; in Greece and Turkey, this gesture has other meanings, which means that the person is GAY; and in some places in Germany, the meaning of this gesture is similar to the vertical middle finger. That's why he was so angry."
Xiao Peng suddenly realized after hearing this, and explained to Yang Meng: "This is the same as not being able to give a thumbs up in the Middle East."
After hearing what he said, Yang Meng and other people who had been to the Middle East also understood.
This thumbs up means good, but in many Middle Eastern countries this gesture cannot be made. Because this is equivalent to a vertical middle finger.
Yang Meng sighed, "Isn't this why you can't just make gestures when you go abroad?"
"In fact, this is the case. Misunderstandings caused by improper use of gestures are common among tourists," Haili said.
Yang Meng laughed loudly after hearing this: "Fortunately, we Chinese people don't have many gestures. In addition to thumbs, pinkies, and middle fingers, it seems that the gesture of'point money' is the most commonly used."
As soon as his voice fell, he heard someone calling him. He looked back and saw that his father was beckoning him there.
"This gesture definitely means to call you over!" Eminem laughed.
Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Dad, I'm playing here, I'll talk about it later!"
He used his heels to know that it was the second elder who found his father, so he didn't want to go over and hear about teaching.
As a result, Dad gave a thumbs up, pointed behind him, turned around and left.
Yang Meng laughed loudly: "This means you are going to roll over."
Xiao Peng: "...You wait until I come back to clean up you, you continue to play here, I will go see what Dad can do with me."
Emilia said: "Am I with you?"
Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "No, you guys are playing here. I don't know what my father is going to nag me. I just have to suffer this crime myself.
Emilia laughed after hearing this: "Well, dear, then you go and endure the torture yourself."
Xiao Peng was speechless: "You are too unjust."
Emilia lowered her head and kissed him on the cheek: "I gave you the courage, you go."
Xiao Peng laughed and asked everyone to play first, and then went to his own small courtyard. Sure enough, old father and grandfather were drinking tea with the second old man here.
When Dad saw Xiao Peng coming in, he directly preached: "Why are you so rude? Grandpa Sun and Grandpa Lu are here, you don't say to accompany you, what are you doing there?"
Xiao Peng blinked: "I'm here! I was with them when they came just now. They said they would find a place to rest. Is it possible that I still have to sleep with them?"
"How do you guys talk?" Daddy listened
You can't be angry.
"Okay, daddy, what's the matter? I'm still there playing with friends!" Xiao Peng said as he pulled a chair and sat down.
The old man was very dissatisfied with Xiao Peng's attitude: "Your boy's wings have grown hard, right? What kind of friends are your friends? They are both black and white. They have lived here for so long! Friends? Are they tired of living?"
After Xiao Peng heard this, he slapped his hands suddenly: "Dad, what you said is too right! I think there is something wrong. They have indeed lived here for too long! Our country is so big that we can't just Stay with us, let's go, tomorrow I will take them on a trip, where should I go first... Well, first go to Sichuan, let them feel the charm of Sichuan cuisine."
The old man was speechless: "Are you kidding me on purpose?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "How dare I be angry with you? Now that my mother is not at home, you are the eldest of the family. Are you not satisfied with my friend here? Then we just leave!"
After hearing this, my father pointed to Xiao Peng and said to Old Sun: "Look, look, look, this little is really good at it! Now it's not easy to take care of children!"
Xiao Peng blinked: "Dad, are you a rabbit or my mother a rabbit? I'm calling to ask my mother now?"
Dad got up directly from the chair angrily, but at this time grandpa said: "What are you stumbling around in front of the child? Do you want to learn from me?"
After hearing this, my father pondered and sat down again: "Okay, Xiao Peng, let's talk about business."
"Um? Didn't you just talk about business?" Xiao Peng asked back.
When the old man heard this, his eyes widened and he jumped up directly from the chair: "Your kid is looking for smoke today, right?"
The two elders hurriedly grabbed him: "If you have something to say, you have to say something."
Dad looked at the two elders and sat back in the chair angrily: "Xiao Peng, what happened to me? Are you upset about the farming subsidy? I didn’t say you, you are such a big person. Can't it be more broad? Isn't it just a subsidy? I'll make up for you. Everyone is not happy for such a small thing. Why bother?"
Xiao Peng blinked his eyes after hearing this: "Really? Are you making up? Do you have money?"
Dad looked a little embarrassed after hearing this: "Of course, can your mother not keep me a little money? Of course I have private money!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "That's good, I don't want too much, you can give me ten million!"
"Isn't it ten million, this money me... how much do you say?" Dad's eyes widened.
Xiao Peng saw that there was a pack of cigarettes on the table, picked up one and lit one: "Dad, do you think we were still excited when you were raising abalones and getting tens of thousands of subsidies a year? How big is our fishing farm? What is the shipment volume? Last year, including the Chinook salmon, our fishery shipped several million fish. This is only adult fish, and the amount of fry put in is larger, not counting other subsidies, and the light fry subsidy. It’s not a problem that our fishing farm can get RMB 20-30 million a year. When you include fuel subsidies, feed subsidies, etc., it’s even more scary. Especially since I haven’t mentioned tax subsidies, if you pay less If the tax is also included in the subsidy, Dad, it’s okay for our family to make more than a few hundred million yuan a year. How about? Are you going to make up this money?"
After hearing this, my father was silent for a while, and slammed the table: "Does that tortoise and grandson dare to black our family's money? I fight with him!"